Secret Service Agents Hire Jet Skis To Protect Trump | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah

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  • Published on Sep 19, 2019
  • Amazon gears up to hire 30,000 workers across the United States, Colin Kaepernick seeks an NFL comeback, and the Secret Service buys jet skis to accommodate the Trump family's water sports activities.
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Comments • 178

  • ChaolPriorRonRider
    ChaolPriorRonRider 8 days ago

    HE SAID THE MARVELLOUS MISS MAISEL THING AFTER I JUST FINISHED WATCHING A MAISEL VIDEO AAAAAAAHHHH

  • Socrates Inglessis
    Socrates Inglessis 17 days ago

    Trump won a golden shower in water sports at the Russian Olympics...

  • Nalianna
    Nalianna 17 days ago

    VERY active in watersports, you say?

  • Claude Patrick Millet
    Claude Patrick Millet 18 days ago

    He got into water sports when he met the prince of whales

  • STD_Shreyan Gothivarekar

    I'm just hoping that the WRONG Amazon doesn't take over the world and we save the REAL Amazon by stopping forest fires

  • Mikayla Tutton
    Mikayla Tutton 20 days ago

    Active in water sports????? so are hippos, crocodiles and SNAKES!

  • Vasco Apolonio
    Vasco Apolonio 21 day ago

    If burning the yankee flag meant that the Usa would desapier from the face of the World, taking the infamous Wild Capitalism Infectous spreading Desease along, i would give my right arm to BURN IT, RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW !!!

  • Drew Stevenson
    Drew Stevenson 21 day ago

    Taking a knee... should definitely date Tanya Harding... wait maybe that’s what happened.

  • Drew Stevenson
    Drew Stevenson 21 day ago

    Yes! Amazons future is just to have warehouses all over and it’s self serve.

  • Professicchio
    Professicchio 21 day ago

    Well, we have known a long time Trump is a big fan of "watersports", not surprised the rest of the family is also (know what I mean?).💦

  • Samantha Canete
    Samantha Canete 21 day ago

    Watersports. 🤣😂🤣

  • TheCooPeer
    TheCooPeer 22 days ago

    Come on, Trevor. Colin does not have a chance to go back to the NFL. He was a mediocre backup before he got cut from the 49ers. Now he´s a mediocre backup with 3 years of no practice / experience..

  • Charlotte Innoecent
    Charlotte Innoecent 22 days ago

    I once told my husband I was into water sports, and he got entirely the WRONG idea...

    • Charlotte Innoecent
      Charlotte Innoecent 22 days ago

      And let's just say... my husband says we already KNOW trump's into water sports....

  • Charlotte Innoecent
    Charlotte Innoecent 22 days ago

    As long as they are decently paid jobs with decent conditions, go amazon! But I sincerely hope the years of having to be publicly called out for poor working conditions and bad pay are past. All we want to see is fair pair for fair work. KEEP THAT IN MIND AMAZON.

  • Toni Glick
    Toni Glick 22 days ago

    I knew Trump Sr was active in "water sports". Hadn't heard the rest of his family was into it to but hey, the family that plays together, stays together.

  • Don Jon
    Don Jon 22 days ago

    I think South Park did that joke about Amazon

  • Tzisorey Tigerwuf
    Tzisorey Tigerwuf 22 days ago

    You'd think the Secret Service would be smarter. C'mon guys - it's not *THAT* type of watersports! Ditch the jet-ski, get some rubber sheets.

  • Loan TRAN-THANH
    Loan TRAN-THANH 23 days ago +1

    I am in shock. I am French, and I volunteer to help in a very renowned charity called the Restos du cœur, which is active throughout the country. Anyway, this morning, I went to work there, and I met my first American family of 7, asking for political asylum in France! They have fled the USA with their American passports! And since I was probably the only one speaking english there, I was translating for my colleagues. I could not believe what I heard, when I asked them what they were doing at the charity, and they told me part of their story, it reminded me the stories I heard from political refugees when I was working as a humanitarian in other countries. Harassed, beaten up, threats, insulted, unwanted home invasion etc.. they moved from Miami to different places in Florida, but each time, they felt insecure, so they gathered up their savings to fly out of the USA, and they told me they wanted a place where they could rise safely their children.
    I was shocked, the same for my friends to whom I told the story, I mean, political refugees from the US?! For Godsake, are you Americans, out of your mind? What have you become? A bunch of enraged lunatics? What is wrong with you?!

  • Marvel. Thalia
    Marvel. Thalia 23 days ago

    Do the secret service not get reimbursed for the jet skis they pay for?

  • Squirrel
    Squirrel 23 days ago

    Hi America, South Africa here. Thanks for giving one of our sons an amazing opportunity to have a career most people could only dream of. Sorry that he's using it as an opportunity to insult your president.

  • Castle
    Castle 23 days ago +4

    *Before applying for work on AMAZON, watch the Hasan Minaj piece on them*

  • toonchi28
    toonchi28 23 days ago

    Everytime kap gets the ball they play the national anthem and he kneels

  • Lein Haokip
    Lein Haokip 23 days ago

    30,000 slaves.... in another language
    Who says slavery was abolished?

  • Juwoki
    Juwoki 23 days ago

    I KNOW Trump is active in water sports .... the yellow kind!

  • Juwoki
    Juwoki 23 days ago

    How desperate do you have to be to voluntarily work for Amazon?

  • deep hazarika
    deep hazarika 23 days ago

    American football is the only sport not playing which is more healthier than playing? add boxing to the list as well.

  • Carl Bailey
    Carl Bailey 23 days ago

    Jet skis. For security.
    How fucking stupid can america actually get before it just collapses in on itself like a black hole?

  • Akash Singh
    Akash Singh 23 days ago

    "Watersports"

  • jay Bouce
    jay Bouce 23 days ago

    Is trevor straight?

  • Socratease 1
    Socratease 1 24 days ago

    Good satire.

  • Callum Gillman
    Callum Gillman 24 days ago

    Who'd wanna work for Shitty Amazon

  • Candaicy David
    Candaicy David 24 days ago

    I wish they start putting locking devices on their packages to avoid porch thieves. Only the reciepent can unlock.

  • dhrm mrhd
    dhrm mrhd 24 days ago

    Watersports?? The jokes write themselves

  • Fataak Vedi OS
    Fataak Vedi OS 24 days ago

    Amazon just constructed the biggest office in India recently.
    We Indians will show Bezos his place because Americans are crybaby like this Cunt South African bitch Trevor Noah is

    • Fataak Vedi OS
      Fataak Vedi OS 24 days ago

      Christianity was a religion started by a whore called Mother Mary. Bitch got impregnated by a Jerusalem soldier and called it "Immaculate Birth"

  • Tarin
    Tarin 24 days ago

    Active in watersports, huh?

  • scooby doo
    scooby doo 24 days ago

    Amazon needs to be broken up, just like standart oil back in the day!!!!!!!

  • Kreepie11
    Kreepie11 24 days ago

    Pretty sure we knew he was active in water sports for a long time now... 😏

  • Priscillia Kiala
    Priscillia Kiala 24 days ago +1

    haha my brain damage is behind you guys....wow lol

  • Andethidial bubabibub
    Andethidial bubabibub 24 days ago

    Tax payers buy 2 jetski to protect the billionaires ass... Wow

  • sawsan al-obaidi
    sawsan al-obaidi 24 days ago +2

    Whenever I hear Drumpf & first Famliy & secret service protecting them I feel like vomiting 🤮

  • William H. Baird
    William H. Baird 24 days ago +1

    Cheeto does like o get his face "wet". Especially by Russian Hookers pee pee paid for by Putin!

  • Jack L
    Jack L 24 days ago

    The trump family is active is watersport 🤭🤭
    Have they found the pee pee tape?

  • Victor Viterbo
    Victor Viterbo 24 days ago +1

    Seriously? Active in water sports? Moscow? Anyone? How tf did you guys miss that 😂😂😂

  • Whistling Banshee
    Whistling Banshee 24 days ago +1

    'football is the only sport where not playing makes you healthier'
    This guy has obviously never watched hurling, gaelic or rugby....

  • TheLookaas
    TheLookaas 24 days ago

    Amazon needs to pay taxes

  • Noel Star
    Noel Star 24 days ago

    Hasan Minhaj's still in the picture at the end :( miss him

  • Dan Simms
    Dan Simms 24 days ago

    Not the type of water sports that need jet skis...

  • Noel Augustine
    Noel Augustine 24 days ago +1

    IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GLAD THAT I AM UNEMPLOYED

  • Jacqueline Saxena
    Jacqueline Saxena 24 days ago +1

    German Americans are responsible for most of US racism. After all, how can anyone not realize that Kaepernick looks very white American!

  • Kim Dossett
    Kim Dossett 24 days ago +1

    And all you sick liberals feast on the end results of those water sports.
    You all love eating it and rolling around it. You love getting covered in it and then spew it all over the place.
    You live in a cesspit, spew shit all over the place and are as stupid as a rock.
    Did I piss you off?
    I sure as hell hope I fucking did!!

  • duduoshunn
    duduoshunn 24 days ago

    the 33 dislikes are republicans, they never get jokes.

  • Supre Macy
    Supre Macy 24 days ago

    They can’t even put out on paying secret service to protect them by buying their own jet skis for the resort? Since they already have to pay to stay at Trump hotels, I would think Trump Corp can afford some jet skis for the resorts. Tight ass.

  • Justin O'Brien
    Justin O'Brien 24 days ago +4

    One thing is for sure: If ever The Secret Service earned their pay it is definitely these past 3 years.

  • Nelson Gonzalez
    Nelson Gonzalez 24 days ago +22

    Ha ha ha! “Football is the only sport where not playing makes you healthier” 😂

    • Nelson Gonzalez
      Nelson Gonzalez 23 days ago

      Sanguinarius9999 TBI???? What’s that? A sexually transmitted infection? Pah!!!!

    • Sanguinarius9999
      Sanguinarius9999 24 days ago +2

      American football bunch of pansies. Got nothing on Australian Rules Football.

  • MJF
    MJF 24 days ago

    So the Steel dossier was the truth. Trump loves watersports

  • Lovebug
    Lovebug 24 days ago +5

    I was thinking amz were mass hiring because everyone quit because they are notoriously one of the lowest paying companies in the world?(

  • Anil shrivastava
    Anil shrivastava 24 days ago +2

    TCS hires 30K people in a year alone in India. Just saying...

  • Sheik Yo Booty
    Sheik Yo Booty 24 days ago +1

    DONTHECON IS RUNNING THE CON OF HIS LIFE ON AMERICA

  • On Taka
    On Taka 24 days ago

    3:40
    The Trump family is active in watersports.
    So the media was all along right about the"pee-pee tape at a Moscow Hotel".
    But why does the secret service need jet skies?

  • عامر عبد الحفيظ

    man trevor is strang!
    sometimes you feel he don't belive in god
    and sometimes he do
    but anyway jesus is not god he is the massenger of god and the bible said that .