Tez Ilyas Live at the Apollo

  • Published on Nov 22, 2018
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    Series 14 Episode 1 - The terrific Tez Ilyas is live at the Hammersmith Apollo, enjoy!
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Comments • 119

  • Lynne Stephenson
    Lynne Stephenson 21 day ago

    Perfect. Keep on; Keepin' on.

  • rrbaggett7
    rrbaggett7 Month ago

    Holy spit, he's phenomenal! Based on my borderline obsessive viewing of stand-up comedy, America simply cannot hold a candle to the UK & Ireland.
    That last bit about showing up, taking over, & forcing your culture on others is also an accurate description of what "settlers" did to Amerindians.*
    *I say this as an American of Irish, Scottish, Cajun, & Cherokee descent.

  • Amani
    Amani Month ago

    Tez is a fantastic comedian!!

    Brilliant! 6:46 and Britain still owes India reparations. #SoBritish

  • Ayberch
    Ayberch Month ago

    Hahhahaha what even 😂😂 I love this guy :D :D

  • Sasha Massey
    Sasha Massey Month ago +1

    Outstanding! Well done🙌🏿

  • Morgan Olfursson
    Morgan Olfursson 3 months ago

    Us vegans don't try to impose it to anyone We however also protect and respect life , something Muslims, other religious groups except Sikhs and true Buddhists and other meat eaters could learn a thing or two about .

  • The Wall
    The Wall 3 months ago +1

    Love this!

    IAM GORT 3 months ago +1

    great guy, great human being, being human....AND he was so spot on whit the Religious analogies....

  • Joshua Wigley
    Joshua Wigley 3 months ago

    Lier. We know what they want. And they always lie about it when they are not the majority

    • Ayberch
      Ayberch Month ago

      Nice grammar buddy where'd you learn English

    • Azmol Hossain
      Azmol Hossain 3 months ago +1

      cry me a river. If we are that strong with out strongest army, navy, air force, stable political leaderships and strong economy while you have all of it . But we are still taking over, mate you should join us instead.

  • Don Romeo
    Don Romeo 3 months ago +1

    Has the BBC got people to comment 'youre very funny'?? This is one of the least funny Apollo sets Ive ever seen, with canned laughter. Hes only there because the BBC's 'positive racism' agenda gave him the newcomer award. Look at the 10 examples they give of past winners and finalists:
    Peter Kay (thats 1).
    PC-preaching Pakistani.
    Lee Mack (thats 2).
    Rhod Gilbert (thats 3).
    Indian Female.
    ...its completely racist against light-skinned males. Like in so many areas this century. And yes, it DOES matter, because struggling comedians who are Vastly better than this 'Multiculturalist' mouthpiece, were Refused, in place of this guy. For every 1 dark skinned act, there are at least 9 light skinned comedians trying to make a career. And the BBC, choose This guy.
    Racism (and misandry) is alive and well. And it lives at the BBC, under the banner 'Political Correctness'.

    • Ayberch
      Ayberch Month ago

      I don't know why you're whining about gay comedians' screentime when you literally just wrote the gayest comment I've ever seen in my life

    • tyrion lannister
      tyrion lannister 2 months ago

      Keep crying mate and see if your miserable life gets better

    • Joshua Wigley
      Joshua Wigley 3 months ago


  • des198411
    des198411 3 months ago +2

    I must say, totally enjoy his humor!

  • Ashwin Shiva
    Ashwin Shiva 3 months ago +1

    He was brilliant in man like mobeen

  • movieklump
    movieklump 4 months ago

    Took 2 seconds to get a laugh out of race. A record.

  • Blueeexe GaminG
    Blueeexe GaminG 4 months ago +2

    So hilarious this guy is. Love and greetings from Turkey

  • Benjamin Crump
    Benjamin Crump 4 months ago +1

    How can you be British and Asian? Britain is in Northern Europe

    • Benjamin Crump
      Benjamin Crump Month ago

      @Sanj No, if you're British, you're British. Is he British? Or is he Asian?

    • Sanj
      Sanj Month ago +1

      I'm going to assume you're trolling because surely no one is too stupid to understand the difference between nationality and ethnicity

    • Ayberch
      Ayberch Month ago

      @Benjamin Crump You don't need to have a certain ethnicity to be part of a nation, welcome to 17 fucking 89 French Revolution go look it up.

    • Benjamin Crump
      Benjamin Crump 4 months ago

      @Tahseen Rahman I see. So he's not British.

    • Tahseen Rahman
      Tahseen Rahman 4 months ago

      Yes, he said. He was talking about his ethnicity.

  • Károly Papp
    Károly Papp 4 months ago

    Ya, you cant think. Like that Imran guy and the ,radical imaam dont exists'. Ahamm.

  • rocky liu
    rocky liu 4 months ago


  • Harsya Nawawi
    Harsya Nawawi 4 months ago +18

    It's funny because I'm from Indonesia, the largest muslim population, and christians here often say Alhamdulillah 😅

    • Athena Minerva
      Athena Minerva 14 days ago

      Even pre-Islam Arabs said alhamdu lillah. Allah in Arabic means God. It doesn't have to be the Islamic God. If it is god with a small g, it is ilah.

  • lordofjango
    lordofjango 5 months ago

    Funny man...

  • STUFF !
    STUFF ! 5 months ago


  • Concept Instinct
    Concept Instinct 5 months ago +2

    Everything he said was the best. But the British integration part was better.

  • its TOUSHA
    its TOUSHA 5 months ago

    Is he hindi

  • Hailu Kibret
    Hailu Kibret 5 months ago +1

    There is the down side as well. the best joke

  • oughts sought
    oughts sought 6 months ago

    not a brit so I'm not trusting my ear in this, but...
    is he making subtle use of shifts in accent here.
    seems to be intently irish in some places, even hints at german at 1pt... to my ear
    any wiser ears can straighten me out here?

    • oughts sought
      oughts sought 6 months ago +1

      @lem0nwings thank you, ma'am or sir

    • lem0nwings
      lem0nwings 6 months ago

      It's a northern accent; he's from Lancashire.

  • Maritza Dillingham
    Maritza Dillingham 6 months ago +2

    Funny! But! The last bit even funnier !

  • Elan2017 Tee
    Elan2017 Tee 6 months ago +4

    Insightful and clever humour. Thanks!

  • Kyle Croatto
    Kyle Croatto 7 months ago

    yeh because advanced europeans intelligence really wanted to integrate with barbaric practices and cultures. europe taking over land is no different to internal indigenous tribes killed and conquering each other. or how about the islamic conquering of europe and the ottomon empire? or the mongol empire? no one ever talks about that? the only difference is the europe was better at it and they came out on top and people are ashamed of this making jokes about it in every comedy set. this is the left infuence on all of you robots.. white guilt is a ridiculous narative!

    • oughts sought
      oughts sought 6 months ago

      conserve the right to be as asshole as any other asshole from any other time+place you can cite as excuse.
      rape is cool becuz just plain rape is such a righteous improvement on Jack The Ripper?
      flashing how desperate yr excuses?

  • Deborah Santamaria
    Deborah Santamaria 7 months ago +3

    Great Set! AND, you're so good looking! : )

  • Ева Герасименко

    Brilliant remark in the end!

  • king gentlemen
    king gentlemen 7 months ago +15

    The last’s punchline were superb .... 👍👍👍

  • MA M
    MA M 7 months ago +1

    From 6:10 it was mind blowing superb ending note

  • MA M
    MA M 7 months ago +1


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    My friend 7 months ago


  • Joe K
    Joe K 7 months ago +5

    This is so bloody good..

  • Kamran Haider
    Kamran Haider 7 months ago +5

    You are funny man. Very current very relative, blunt yet very funny

  • Talha Siddique
    Talha Siddique 7 months ago +1

    right on mate! :) mashallah

  • Normi Devaj
    Normi Devaj 7 months ago

    Good set and delivery but he has 2 stolen jokes here.

    • Browny Brock
      Browny Brock 5 months ago

      Stolen or not. It's need to be repeated in a different story. He was FANTASTIC!

  • pop5678eye
    pop5678eye 7 months ago +8

    The vegan joke was the best bit.

  • Dennis Colney
    Dennis Colney 7 months ago +4

    Very hilariously On Point😂😂

  • leon clark Francisco
    leon clark Francisco 7 months ago +2

    see we are all the same people who likes to laugh and have fun untill religion devided us all

  • Pecinta Panadol Merah
    Pecinta Panadol Merah 7 months ago

    Youre not allowed in Indonesia. Too good for our ppl.

  • xlnt2new
    xlnt2new 8 months ago

    all religions are evil viruses

  • Beep Bop
    Beep Bop 8 months ago

    He is Tez (Flash) alright.

  • E K Daufin
    E K Daufin 8 months ago +32

    Great vegan joke.

  • monkeypolicd
    monkeypolicd 8 months ago

    his dumb act in Man like mobeen is fucking hilarious.

  • R. H.F.
    R. H.F. 8 months ago +25

    this is fantastic. not a single cheap laugh.

  • Christopher McLaughlin
    Christopher McLaughlin 8 months ago +1

    When did Raffi start doing stand up?

  • bogartzen
    bogartzen 8 months ago +12

    High five. Greetings from Norway

  • Billy Swain
    Billy Swain 8 months ago +8

    He nailed it at the end! :D

  • Steven Roberts
    Steven Roberts 8 months ago

    Everyone check this out . The barcelona and marrakesh declarations and the plan for a Eurabia that are elites and governments have signed up TOO. All for oil from middle eastern and money from the jewish banks .There is a religious war going on from jews and Muslims ie israel 🇮🇱 and Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 against the white Christian nations . The people have been sold out time to wake up and take back are lands before its to late .

    • oughts sought
      oughts sought 6 months ago


  • Dino Basovic
    Dino Basovic 8 months ago +1

    This is very good show

  • L Mc
    L Mc 8 months ago

    his last joke sounded like a threat

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  • Maria B
    Maria B 8 months ago +45

    Dang. This guy is funny and smart. I'm Brazilian American and this was hilarious!!!!! Spot on

  • Bedwaaq Cawsgurow
    Bedwaaq Cawsgurow 8 months ago +1

    Ah! He is good.

  • shitty mcr vids
    shitty mcr vids 9 months ago +5

    Abort all Fortnite dancers. They're ruining our culture.

  • Effekt Media
    Effekt Media 9 months ago +3

    Good one

  • Dranix SoilDust
    Dranix SoilDust 9 months ago +2

    I like him he is funny

  • Rebecca
    Rebecca 9 months ago +4

    He's phenomenal!

  • harry evans
    harry evans 9 months ago

    fuck you, the colonies were years ago, now the blacks and muslims are taking over, slowly but surely. they don"t integrate, they only look out for their own. This guy is the racist after England allowed anyone from the former colonies to live there.