When You Accidentally Have A Church Mishap. Lee Hardin

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  • Published on Aug 24, 2019
  • When you accidentally have a church mishap sometimes it means you have to find a new church. Watch "Not Quite A Grown-Up" by Lee Hardin only at www.drybarcomedy.com/leeh
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Comments • 66

  • Jennifer Loving
    Jennifer Loving 2 months ago +3

    I had a friend in high school who wore a "Satan is a nerd" t-shirt.

  • Sheri Conger
    Sheri Conger 2 months ago +1

    SATAN IS A NERD. ROFL. Oh my hell, that was hilarious.

  • Arthur Harris
    Arthur Harris 2 months ago +5

    “How did I let it get that far?” Lmao 🤣

  • abbigail llanas
    abbigail llanas 2 months ago +12

    I too had a mishap in church but way more embarrassing. The minister was saying that there was someone in the church with suicidal thoughts and that he wanted them to come up to the front so he could pray for them. He was speaking in Spanish, I do know some Spanish but I have to concentrate to understand. In that moment I was just thinking about how much I needed to go to the restroom. The church was set up like the exit to the restrooms was right by the front where the minister was. I stood up and immediately my cousin started to pull on my dress, and mouthed sit down (obviously trying to help me). However I aggressively whispered “ I have to go pee”
    And yanked my dress back. I heard people clapping and dismissed it as the minister making a good point but they were clapping because they thought I was confessing that I needed help. When I completed that short walk near the exit I noticed that the minister’s had was extended towards me. I made a face like I had no idea was he was doing and walked to the restrooms. My family informed me later that they went through so many emotions when they saw me get up since I am usually an open book. There was so much confusion that day and my family will neeeevvver let me forget it.

  • Graycen Murray
    Graycen Murray 2 months ago +4

    ayyyyyye Southern Baptist fam also yeah food is kind of our thing

  • Shelley Bee
    Shelley Bee 2 months ago +1

    1000th 👍 🤣

  • porcelain
    porcelain 2 months ago +3

    Satan does have a man bun. Can confirm.

  • Donnie Stopa
    Donnie Stopa 2 months ago +1

    Very Funny Dude! "Satan has a man-bun!"

  • Patrick Perez
    Patrick Perez 2 months ago +15

    Do you know why Southern Baptists frown on premarital sex?
    Because it could lead to dancing.

    • Balasaravanan Palanirajh
      Balasaravanan Palanirajh 2 months ago

      @Dustin Petersen
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • Victoria Love
      Victoria Love 2 months ago

      so true

    • Kathy Young
      Kathy Young 2 months ago +1

      Dustin Petersen This is true, and I’m Baptist.

    • Dustin Petersen
      Dustin Petersen 2 months ago +7

      Muslims don't recognize Jewish people as God's chosen people.
      Jewish people don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
      Protestants don't recognize Catholics as Christians.
      Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store.

      Posting this because I happen to be Baptist and can laugh at myself.

  • Grunkle Tiro
    Grunkle Tiro 2 months ago +23

    Satan wears socks with sandals.

  • Aaron McCartney
    Aaron McCartney 2 months ago +5

    Gotta love that jacket!

  • Kaley Saari
    Kaley Saari 2 months ago +1

    This is the most basic comedy I’ve ever seen. God bless you, because you suck.

  • LifeWithBostons
    LifeWithBostons 2 months ago +10

    This guy really isn't that funny.

  • Keith Allver
    Keith Allver 2 months ago

    Satan is a Republican.

  • Savannah
    Savannah 2 months ago +6

    I’m gonna venture out and say that Southern Baptists are known for something other than food...

    • Kathy Young
      Kathy Young 2 months ago +1

      Laine Callahan lighten up. I’m Baptist, too, and there are funny things about us Baptists.

    • Laine Callahan
      Laine Callahan 2 months ago

      Nora Cola false.

    • John Vidal
      John Vidal 2 months ago +3

      Savannah it’s a comedy, don’t take it so literal.

    • Nora Cola
      Nora Cola 2 months ago +1

      @Laine Callahan , pick one. food is like the thing they're least known for.

  • David Honsinger
    David Honsinger 2 months ago +9

    That MxPx Jacket!

  • Mia
    Mia 2 months ago +8

    Y'all, download the app and watch the whole special. Thank me later.

    • 0JMachine0
      0JMachine0 2 months ago +3

      @Mia Thanks for the recommendation. It was pretty funny stuff

    • Mia
      Mia 2 months ago +1

      @0JMachine0 😂

    • Mia
      Mia 2 months ago +2

      @Lee Hardin I think my favorite joke was the Indian food one.

    • Mia
      Mia 2 months ago +2

      @Lee Hardin You're hilarious! I can't believe you responded!

    • Lee Hardin
      Lee Hardin 2 months ago +3

      shwankym1a I like this guy

  • JaykobTV
    JaykobTV 2 months ago +30

    This guy has a unique delivery, I find him unpredictable and he's very good

  • James Dakis, D.Min.
    James Dakis, D.Min. 2 months ago +11

    I would shake the pastor's hand and then immediately say, "Hey pastor, guess what! A dog just peed on my hand!!!"

    • FIDIRONU
      FIDIRONU 2 months ago

      That's because you're an idiot. 😜

    • Ofelia Perez
      Ofelia Perez 2 months ago

      "they had us on the first half not gonna lie"

  • Jocelyn Bancroft
    Jocelyn Bancroft 2 months ago +24

    "And I stopped going to that church because those guys are gross" wow I loved that part!!

  • Bobbi Sue
    Bobbi Sue 2 months ago

    Wow I wish TheXvid would stop recommending this dipshit. No shocker this idiot believes in god. Cringey. Not funny.

  • MusCat Love
    MusCat Love 2 months ago +3

    What does he keep looking down at in the beginning? Very distracting ;-(

    • Lynn DeBeal
      Lynn DeBeal 2 months ago

      Lee Hardin We better stop. People might start thinking I hit a nerve. You still haven’t given the person driven to distraction any attention. Hummmm. WUWT? Spread your action dude.

    • Lynn DeBeal
      Lynn DeBeal 2 months ago

      Chillin with Dylan sorry dude, you weren’t even on my radar.

    • Lee Hardin
      Lee Hardin 2 months ago +1

      Lynn DeBeal still find it interesting? You’ve spent a lot of time on this.

    • Chillin with Dylan
      Chillin with Dylan 2 months ago +2

      @Lynn DeBeal 🤔 Obviously, not until I let you know, which is why you totally edited you comment to him!!! 🤯 😬 🤫 🤐

    • Lynn DeBeal
      Lynn DeBeal 2 months ago

      Lee Hardin I still find it interesting that you didn’t say anything to the person that said it was distracting. I think I hit a nerve. But anyways...you made your point. I can see it on the top of your head. You must be a very Proud Boy.

  • Rj Chavers
    Rj Chavers 2 months ago +36

    Thanks for making me laugh so hard. Satan surely rocks a man bun 😂

    • Lee Hardin
      Lee Hardin 2 months ago +3

      Rj Chavers there’s shirts for sale that Satan Has A Manbun. DM me if you’re interested!

  • Eliza R
    Eliza R 2 months ago +17

    "Satan buys organic" 😆😆😆

  • IntrepidFraidyCat
    IntrepidFraidyCat 2 months ago +83

    "Satan has a man-bun" 😂

    • Wolfcub824
      Wolfcub824 2 months ago +1

      @3 as1 it's when a guy has his hair in a bun.

    • 3 as1
      3 as1 2 months ago

      What is a man bun?

    • Lee Hardin
      Lee Hardin 2 months ago +2

      IntrepidFraidyCat there’s shirts for sale that Satan Has A Manbun. DM me if you’re interested!

  • Jeremy Jackson
    Jeremy Jackson 2 months ago +25

    satin's organic that seems about right

    • Wolfcub824
      Wolfcub824 2 months ago +2

      Would have been better to say Satan is Vegan. LoL.

    • GSD fan
      GSD fan 2 months ago +6

      Jeremy Jackson yes, but I think the man bun is even better

  • Shino Tomosuke
    Shino Tomosuke 2 months ago +2

    Second

  • Joshua Ng
    Joshua Ng 2 months ago +3

    First