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Hey band nerds RULE!!!!!!
No one knows what to do with us flutes
If he was more confident in his delivery and worked with the band fans in the crowd, I think this would've been better. Needs some work, but not bad! Had some funny moments there
Marching Band is better than football.
Missed some opportunities to work the crowd, there was obviously other "band geeks" there. Not a bad set though. Look at me using the lingo like I'm cool lol
This one brought back painful memories
I went to a local comedy club for the first time in 10+ years and this guy was the headliner.
I was wearing a Elmo onesie when watching this!!!
I was a “jock” in high school but wasn’t good enough to be “cool”. On top of that I was the “manager” for the basketball team (I filled water bottles, kept stats, and phoned those stats into the local paper after games, and then some). I loved music but was never in band. And now, for a living...I repair brass and woodwind instruments.
Thank you, for being a comedian with the classiness to wear a suit, you rocked it!
your interpretation of 'class' is pompous
Funnier than the audience gave him credit for.
He's hilarious! Very understated, but solid. Good content, dude! And some of us girls think that humor is attractive, so you win after all. 🙂
Band directors have the power to change kids' lives, and this guy is dismissive of how much awesome potential is there. This whole set is depressing and bitter.
Too nerdy. Didn't laugh.
I was kind of ready to blast you about Band not being cool, until you said you were a BD and chart designer. Band is Life! I had a tuba/sousaphone player (among other things in Jazz, Wind Ensemble, Symphonic, etc.) and a full-time trumpet player with the personality to match. One majored in music (and was in college marching band) before switching to religion, and the other is undecided between music and theatre when he starts college next week. We have been a Band family for nearly 20 years and now have no idea what we will do with our Friday nights!
Haha...I'd watch that show designer series
Too self deprecating for my likes.
My boys were drummers in band. They're cool guys. My daughter played clarinet & sax. No regrets there. 👍🏾👍🏼👍🏿👍🏻
Slight correction: When you play bass drum in the Mary Poppins halftime show and are small enough to fit in a locker.. you will see the inside of a locker :) those are the rules :D Awesome set! Hilarious. I bet your band class was a blast. Trumpet nerd here, although I prefer trumpet geek.. (Yea, that doesn't really change anything) Hey, band nerds rule the world. Much love.
Get a date for the prom in an Elmo onesie! 🤣😪🙁
Band Geek FOREVER. Welcome to the band, dude! The football team just warm up the crowd for our show!
Hmmm,, the only one older than me was my cousin and I wore those hand me downs,,, I had one heck of a prom dress though.
Marching Band > All other sports!
Are you related to Jeff Deyo, one of my favorite singers?
Started out funny, anyway.
How 'bout "Standup For Dummies"?
Dude it doesn't matter what you do, if you're good at it it automatically becomes attractive. Like if you're competent and know what you're doing... it's always attractive.
@Katie Kat I don't actually care
I think his point was to set up his punch line. This is comedy and he is good at it. He’s not trying to build up or tear down anyone’s profession. How can you seek out comedy and yet take it so seriously?
So true. If someone is confident in what they do and they do it with competence, it is sexy, no matter what!
Yeah.A man who tiled our bathroom floor got a call from his boss that we could hear from the next room.The tiler got abused for being too slow and was sure that he'd lose his job.My wife and I were chatting with him later, and I asked him how long he had been in the job.Since migrating here."Well. What did you do in the old country.?"I was a men's hair dresser."Why did you give that up?"Because my friends say that it's not real man's job.My wife and I agreed, especially when we saw the particular detail in his work.We encouraged him to go back to cutting hair.I think the boss at the tiling company may have suggested the same thing, later that day.
I was so lame in school; I was picked to play oboe and it wasn't cool enough to be in marching band. I had to play symbols or fake the flute. Loser.
@Dee B Especially a loser if you can't spell the instrument you're supposed to play. 😄
@Kathy Young Hahaha, they always said it didn't work to march with an oboe...eventually I carried and twirled a flag. One step up from lame, but yeah.
I marched with the oboe in junior high and high school band. I wasn't coordinated enough to play in the percussion section. Hello, fellow oboe player.
@Justin Case 🤣🤣 Thanks, still a loser. 🤣🤣
We ALL KNOW what he should do with the flutes😏🤣🤣🤣
These jokes have been told so many times before but with a lot less anxiety.
It’s still funny, but it’s still a repost...
My band director was one of my favorite teachers.
@itgetter9 Amazing people they are
@Jennifer Houben So true! Our band director had us from 5th grade all the way through 12th grade. Talk about an amazing teacher to see you through many troubled times! Had an amazing sense of humor and the patience of a saint!
They are the best!! Hardest workers, and deal with sooo much. Especially during hell week!
Same for my Boys!