Marching Band. Tony Deyo

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  • Published on Aug 18, 2019
  • Marching Band isn't nearly as cool as football. Watch "Sleep When The Baby Sleeps" by Tony Deyo only at www.drybarcomedy.com/tonyd
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Comments • 47

  • Sheila Fulford
    Sheila Fulford 2 months ago

    Hey band nerds RULE!!!!!!

  • Belle L.
    Belle L. 3 months ago

    No one knows what to do with us flutes

  • tinkerbell716
    tinkerbell716 3 months ago +1

    If he was more confident in his delivery and worked with the band fans in the crowd, I think this would've been better. Needs some work, but not bad! Had some funny moments there

  • Kuri M
    Kuri M 3 months ago +2

    Marching Band is better than football.

  • OrionsAnvil
    OrionsAnvil 3 months ago +3

    Missed some opportunities to work the crowd, there was obviously other "band geeks" there. Not a bad set though. Look at me using the lingo like I'm cool lol

  • 6X_Champs
    6X_Champs 3 months ago

    This one brought back painful memories

  • Tom Ace
    Tom Ace 3 months ago

    Good watch

  • dennis
    dennis 3 months ago

    I went to a local comedy club for the first time in 10+ years and this guy was the headliner.

  • Daxter Bosch
    Daxter Bosch 3 months ago

    I was wearing a Elmo onesie when watching this!!!

  • Pb 207.2
    Pb 207.2 3 months ago +1

    I was a “jock” in high school but wasn’t good enough to be “cool”. On top of that I was the “manager” for the basketball team (I filled water bottles, kept stats, and phoned those stats into the local paper after games, and then some). I loved music but was never in band. And now, for a living...I repair brass and woodwind instruments.

  • Robin Hays
    Robin Hays 3 months ago +11

    Thank you, for being a comedian with the classiness to wear a suit, you rocked it!

    • carl
      carl 3 months ago

      your interpretation of 'class' is pompous

  • Juliann Davis
    Juliann Davis 3 months ago +5

    Funnier than the audience gave him credit for.

  • Violet Joy
    Violet Joy 3 months ago +5

    He's hilarious! Very understated, but solid. Good content, dude! And some of us girls think that humor is attractive, so you win after all. 🙂

  • Lisa Anderson
    Lisa Anderson 3 months ago +3

    Band directors have the power to change kids' lives, and this guy is dismissive of how much awesome potential is there. This whole set is depressing and bitter.

  • SK Live
    SK Live 3 months ago

    Too nerdy. Didn't laugh.

  • my2jedi
    my2jedi 3 months ago +5

    I was kind of ready to blast you about Band not being cool, until you said you were a BD and chart designer. Band is Life! I had a tuba/sousaphone player (among other things in Jazz, Wind Ensemble, Symphonic, etc.) and a full-time trumpet player with the personality to match. One majored in music (and was in college marching band) before switching to religion, and the other is undecided between music and theatre when he starts college next week. We have been a Band family for nearly 20 years and now have no idea what we will do with our Friday nights!

  • Matt Bell
    Matt Bell 3 months ago +7

    Haha...I'd watch that show designer series

  • Heather Eads
    Heather Eads 3 months ago +3

    Too self deprecating for my likes.

  • Johnson Family Vids & Vlogs

    My boys were drummers in band. They're cool guys. My daughter played clarinet & sax. No regrets there. 👍🏾👍🏼👍🏿👍🏻

  • kkcarnevale
    kkcarnevale 3 months ago +1

    Slight correction: When you play bass drum in the Mary Poppins halftime show and are small enough to fit in a locker.. you will see the inside of a locker :) those are the rules :D Awesome set! Hilarious. I bet your band class was a blast. Trumpet nerd here, although I prefer trumpet geek.. (Yea, that doesn't really change anything) Hey, band nerds rule the world. Much love.

  • E K Daufin
    E K Daufin 3 months ago +3

    Get a date for the prom in an Elmo onesie! 🤣😪🙁

  • L. Doc.
    L. Doc. 3 months ago +34

    Band Geek FOREVER. Welcome to the band, dude! The football team just warm up the crowd for our show!

  • Walter Johnson
    Walter Johnson 3 months ago +7

    Hmmm,, the only one older than me was my cousin and I wore those hand me downs,,, I had one heck of a prom dress though.

  • Will The Person
    Will The Person 3 months ago +10

    Marching Band > All other sports!

  • billion8
    billion8 3 months ago

    Are you related to Jeff Deyo, one of my favorite singers?

  • Saul Goode
    Saul Goode 3 months ago +3

    Started out funny, anyway.

  • Mike Lyle
    Mike Lyle 3 months ago +26

    How 'bout "Standup For Dummies"?

  • Leah Warrington
    Leah Warrington 3 months ago +35

    Dude it doesn't matter what you do, if you're good at it it automatically becomes attractive.
    Like if you're competent and know what you're doing... it's always attractive.

    • Leah Warrington
      Leah Warrington Month ago

      @Katie Kat I don't actually care

    • Katie Kat
      Katie Kat Month ago +1

      I think his point was to set up his punch line. This is comedy and he is good at it. He’s not trying to build up or tear down anyone’s profession. How can you seek out comedy and yet take it so seriously?

    • tinkerbell716
      tinkerbell716 3 months ago +1

      So true. If someone is confident in what they do and they do it with competence, it is sexy, no matter what!

    • Jason Ayres
      Jason Ayres 3 months ago +3

      Yeah.
      A man who tiled our bathroom floor got a call from his boss that we could hear from the next room.
      The tiler got abused for being too slow and was sure that he'd lose his job.
      My wife and I were chatting with him later, and I asked him how long he had been in the job.
      Since migrating here.
      "Well. What did you do in the old country.?"
      I was a men's hair dresser.
      "Why did you give that up?"
      Because my friends say that it's not real man's job.
      My wife and I agreed, especially when we saw the particular detail in his work.
      We encouraged him to go back to cutting hair.
      I think the boss at the tiling company may have suggested the same thing, later that day.

  • Dee B
    Dee B 3 months ago +5

    I was so lame in school; I was picked to play oboe and it wasn't cool enough to be in marching band. I had to play symbols or fake the flute. Loser.

    • Justin Case
      Justin Case 3 months ago +1

      @Dee B Especially a loser if you can't spell the instrument you're supposed to play. 😄

    • Dee B
      Dee B 3 months ago

      @Kathy Young Hahaha, they always said it didn't work to march with an oboe...eventually I carried and twirled a flag. One step up from lame, but yeah.

    • Kathy Young
      Kathy Young 3 months ago +1

      I marched with the oboe in junior high and high school band. I wasn't coordinated enough to play in the percussion section. Hello, fellow oboe player.

    • Dee B
      Dee B 3 months ago

      @Justin Case 🤣🤣 Thanks, still a loser. 🤣🤣

  • Trace 23
    Trace 23 3 months ago +3

    We ALL KNOW what he should do with the flutes😏
    🤣🤣🤣

  • Jon
    Jon 3 months ago +3

    These jokes have been told so many times before but with a lot less anxiety.

  • Johnny Quest
    Johnny Quest 3 months ago +2

    It’s still funny, but it’s still a repost...

  • itgetter9
    itgetter9 3 months ago +36

    My band director was one of my favorite teachers.

    • Jennifer Houben
      Jennifer Houben 3 months ago +1

      @itgetter9 Amazing people they are

    • itgetter9
      itgetter9 3 months ago

      @Jennifer Houben So true! Our band director had us from 5th grade all the way through 12th grade. Talk about an amazing teacher to see you through many troubled times! Had an amazing sense of humor and the patience of a saint!

    • Jennifer Houben
      Jennifer Houben 3 months ago +3

      They are the best!! Hardest workers, and deal with sooo much. Especially during hell week!

    • my2jedi
      my2jedi 3 months ago +1

      Same for my Boys!