"I like you" "NOW BE THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD" "uhh Who's you child" "THAT THING RIGHT THERE" *blankly staring* "Im baby boo boo i play with my tiny toes sometimes i play with my tiny toes"
(This is unironic) Some of these stories made by the admin commands are genuinely entertaining. Some of the best Roblox people are found in these admin commands videos. I’m referring to characters such as the HSV Home Invader.
dude im 17 now n I've been watchin since the first channel, i feel like ppl would find it weird ash(hecc...) that i still watch alberts videos, but fr i really enjoy them🥲 keep up the good work broski B) ur doin jus fine😌👍
Actually, You can also make your character invis but you can leave the humanoid root part and mess around with cloning meshing and light for this as well like a speaker box, I'll post a vid for that soon
There is this new game called “The Missing” and the cover is a old creepy house. It is a horror game on Roblox and I think it would be fun to see you play it.
Gaming
I love how quickly ariana and jack agreed that their child was tank and everybody acted like it was normal 💀
I thought Jack was Sarah I'm confused?
:skull:
L
LOL
“Threats work every time!”
This man teaches in confidence, and his lessons are correct.
copy cat
copied comment
“Let’s see if his muscles can hold up his house, cause he couldn’t hold up his marriage!”
Absolute savage.
@EggyWeggy 5:23
HAHAHAHA
E
I was thinking of saying that but you already did LMAO
Good job
"NOW BE THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD"
"Oh uhh who's your child?"
"THAT THING RIGHT THERE
is that camam photo?
@SnowyZ okie
@PeTuT he is a fan not copy
@PeTuT copu mattouto
i dont know what that means but cool
This guy always finds ways to make my day ❤️
Yaaaaaaaaaas ❤️😘😍🥰😭😭
not intentionally. money.
Just checked your other comments, i guess not, idk who uses heart imojis
I can tell by the heart imoji, this comment is everywhere
He is good, but you are a bot xD
I like how everything escalates so quick in one of Albert's videos.
The second second of the intro is the perfect example of that
8:19 I can’t stop laughing at this part
"Threats work every time"
You are a true legend sir
1:00 this made my laugh so hard idk why lol
I love how funny and great your vids are they made my day great every time I'm bored. :))
"Threats work all the time"
They do indeed.
Hmm i see the jelly cult has arrived
“Threats always work”
This man teaches well
6:05 I don’t get it. Who wouldn’t want a tank that functions as a weapon, and security at the same time? Smh
“I will devour family”
Albert says, in a calm, soothing voice.
Hi
Can we all just respect what flamingo does to make us laugh
8:00 make me laughed so hard😂
Like you
Your humor isn’t broken.
It’s shattered 💀💀💀💀
“Threats always work”
This man teaches well
That’s a fact ay
I have a death note for a reason
MMDS
yes
mhm
“Let’s see if his muscles can hold up his house, cus he couldn’t hold up his marriage”- Flamingo 2020
3:35 had me laughing so hard lol
Ikr
Ikr
Ikr
Ikr
I can't even go through the video without laughing 😂😂
"lets see if his muscles can hold up his house, cause it couldn't hold up his marriage" flamingo - 2020
Legends say that the man still invades people's houses and practices flosses
@Dot the gecko oh Noes
@Random Person On The internet hi
@Gomazi robot lol hi
@gacha guy... no, why would i lie
@Gomazi robot are u lying 🤥?
"This is my house."
*A tank rolls through the house.*
"HI, IM BABY BOO."
Wait, did anybody else notice Albert's tank was backwards?
Legends say that the man is still flossing...
5:16: “Your making me cry!”
“And I’m making you die”
Words of wisdom
1:07
“NOW BE THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD.”
“Oh, uh, who’s your child?”
*”THAT THING RIGHT THERE.”*
“Let’s see if his muscles hold up his house, ‘cause he couldn’t hold up his marriage”
-Albert 2020
1-20-20
@Bullet Animations he/she/they
Oh wait where did the comment go-
@f r o g g i e. t h e. f r o g I think he/she uses an app where you can do fonts like that
@Clutch Media same
@Stabby how do u do the fonts
"I like you"
"NOW BE THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD"
"uhh Who's you child"
"THAT THING RIGHT THERE"
*blankly staring*
"Im baby boo boo i play with my tiny toes sometimes i play with my tiny toes"
8:57 I also can’t stop laughing at this
9:05 i cant stop laughing at the way he calmly says "i will devour ur family" lmao
“I’m a caterpillar in a cacoon.” That is just traumatizing
Legend says Jack is still thinking about life to this day
woha
:o
@TheRealBingusGaming that a fucking comment - now we’re fighting about comments?
@TheRealBingusGaming bro I’m not gonna waste my time searching for your comment now please leave me alone
@TheLivingDeer ok then lets just stop with this
0:42 was so funny I couldn’t stop laughing
4:54
HE SAID “I know we are” FOR REAL SOUNDED LIKE AN GIRL WHAT THE HECK!
Albert you're my favorite TheXvidr I really like your videos
“Let’s see if his muscles can hold up his house..cause he couldn’t hold up his marriage!”
*Savage Albert Moment.*
9:21, Albert's innocent mind is once again too clean to realize
@GLAD LAD you see people getting crushed in the collapsing house
@Cartoon_Roblox dialing 911 you are having a stroke
@Shining Star TV what is it
5:30 look closely in the house 🤜😭
okoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaaoaoOaoaooaoaoaoa
Moon: *begging humans to adopt*
Jack: hey can I adopt you
Moon: yes...
Random dude: what the.. I see moon In mid-day
we all know albert is actually a APC not a tank.
1:31 OMG LOL I can t finish my milo while laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
(This is unironic)
Some of these stories made by the admin commands are genuinely entertaining. Some of the best Roblox people are found in these admin commands videos. I’m referring to characters such as the HSV Home Invader.
For once Albert cannot be a normal noob that he trolls and I’m proud of him
Kannamak
Albert FINALLY REACHED 10MILION SUBS YAYAYAYAAY!! 🎉🎉🥳🥳🎉🥳
The beginning I’m laughing so hard
“Your making me cry, I and I’m making you die”
-Albert 2021
@Cursed egg i know
this video was a year ago
dude im 17 now n I've been watchin since the first channel, i feel like ppl would find it weird ash(hecc...) that i still watch alberts videos, but fr i really enjoy them🥲 keep up the good work broski B) ur doin jus fine😌👍
“I hope his muscles can hold up his walls because it definitely didn’t hold up his MARRIAGE”
-biggest roast of 2020
@Dobyits stolen dont u get it
Popgggggggkle
2022
yes
I kept laughing when albert said “I’m not the tree but I’m something that hangs off of a tree, IM A CATIPILLER IN A COCOON!” lol
Actually, You can also make your character invis but you can leave the humanoid root part and mess around with cloning meshing and light for this as well like a speaker box, I'll post a vid for that soon
When he said baby I was expecting something disturbing already 😂
Legend say he’s still dancing to this day
Rip Jack. A son, a father, and a husband. He was injured in a sneezing Accident and later died after his house collapsed. He Will be missed.
He is sarah not jack
XO circuses novice 12345678990
rest and piece xd
Rip Sarah, a daughter, a mother, and a wife. She was injured in a sneezing accident and later died when her house collapsed. She will be missed.
And wife, remember that
7:51 makes me laugh🤣
i like how albert just ramdomly enters a server with brazilians
I love your work and vids you make me happy
I love when Albert said: oK mE wIiL gO tO sLeEp nOw
There is this new game called “The Missing” and the cover is a old creepy house. It is a horror game on Roblox and I think it would be fun to see you play it.
Wow
@Jessica Hano wdym
@Casey Barrett
Es
l chill dude
I ACTUALLY GOT SCARED- 😭✋
when Albert said “MDS” it’s so funny 😂
This is literally alberts whole life story in a nutshell
1:05 "I like you, *now be the mother of my child*"
"Oh uh who's your child?"
*"THAT MENACE RIGHT THERE"*
I laughed when you said " oh uh who's your child that thing " and
" My head's stuck "
"Let's see if his muscles can hold up his house, cuz it couldn't hold up his marriage!"
JESUS CHRIST ALBERT
epic
Epic roasts 2020
nice pfp
*ALBERTSTUFF IS GETTING IN HIS MIND*
1:40 “My heads is glued to the ceiling” makes me laugh so hard
I laughed so hard when it said my head is glued to the ceiling
LMAO this video cracks me up 😂
albert:"baby boo plays with toes, i have eight of them."
*he infact doesnt have eight toes, he has 6*
Albert: "The Albert 2019 thing isn't funny"
Albert fans -'Albert 2020
Albert: O__O
L
TikoFan22 Bruh it’s FAKE
3:08 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD that was soooooo funny
People still say the legend of the home invader is still flossing to this day..
"open the door" "That's a window"
At 8:29 and 9:05 had my dying on the floor 😂
*_"You're making me cry, and i'm making you die." -Flamingo_*
I like how he said the same thing after two years
Jack: Hey Can You Be My Wife I Have A Child
Ariana: Oh Uh Who's Your Child
Jack" Oh Hes Just A Tank From World War 2
“Baby boo, plays with tiny toes.”
*zooms out to see a tank*
“That’s ME.”
Best introduction ever
Legend has it that that man is still dancing in their house to this day.
yes.
true
The start made me burst out laughing lol
I didn’t know I was laughing the whole time.
“Well, if you’re so kind then GIVE BIRTH TO ME” I died. 😊
i was the bacon hair home invader, and no i was trolling
"NOW BE THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD THAT THING RIGHT THERE"
@🌑dabi 🌑 Catch simps
Why that pfp some meme collecter
@ChatBruh Luu he used admin commands and said ":char (whatever the tank id is)
How to get the tank skin he wore in Roblo?
iiiiiiiiiiyyyyupoki
hi
some of these were cursed but every single one is funny 😂
it's not a mistake ✨ IT'S A MASTERPIECE ✨
I cant belive people are still comenting on these videos,alberts like the roblox version of markiplier
Albert:
"Who will to adopt me?"
Jack:
"I will-!"
Jack's POV:
"Totally a normal child, now just need to find a random woman and make her my wife."
@Liliana Sousa pls stop UwU is annoying
589 like
Lol
t r u e
@hhh XD, this is a king of queen of church.
Nice try 😂 that was funny
This video is too hilarious 😆 😆
U know what I love? Flamingos channel and life
THIS IS THE MOST FUNNIEST THING I EVER SEEN
Me: *Casually tries to role play*
Albert: *casually blows a child’s head off*
nice pfp
I don't know why the people din't wanted to adopt you, you are so cute
3:35
this story made me sleep in 5 seconds
I can't believe I'm 15 and still watching this
When he said something that hangs off a tree the first thing that came to my mind was a rope
Edit: should I be concerned?
7:39 it’s so funny
Flamingo: laughing at people dying
Me: starts laughing
hi
3:59
Jack: She would say that id you go to sleep she will bring you something special
Albert: *pterodactyl noises*
Only OG Albert fans remember when some guy in meep city ask albert to adopt him 6:44 Rings any bells??
Johnnyandchico hola me adoptas
Johnnyandchico me adoptas
"Shut the hell up"
YESSS
It cracked me up so bad hahah.
TheCalicoNinja why does your pfp move when it’s in my inbox