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as someone who lives in the countryside and always has this is hilarious 😂
I always think peacocks sound like they're screaming "help!". Dreadful sound! Lol 😂
We finally know what the fox siad😂
That ‘bird’ crying in the woods is a Fox looking to mate. Hear it outside my window sometimes 😬
Whenever we see someone in the country we can just tell if they are from an urban area or not. Country people will just walk through knee high mud and not cars but a city person is disgusted by the tiniest bit and it’s hilarious
The child screaming sound is definitely a Fox - Imagine 5 of them screaming back at each other - terrifying
I wish Londoners would stay out of the countryside, they're too noisy and scary.
Michael Macintyre making weird noises for 5 minutes
I lived in the country all my life can confirm. I blame part of it for my fear of the dark. We do lock our doors, I check several times to be sure, since my family literally lives in the middle of the woods. No others houses in sight.
Oh my God! How did he survive!?
I can confirm this is all true - I live in the countryside, there's literally no one here. And that 'bird' that sounded like a child is probably actually a fox
I live in London in MUSWELL hill where Micheal lives just a bit further down and I hear foxes chickens ,roosters and allsorts .My neighbour actually has a mini farm in her back garden! . All the local foxes 🦊 come and scream at our back fence . They used to get in our garden and play on my kids slide! But they kept chewing up my children’s dinosaurs so we had to block them off. Now they cry to get in lol 😂 I can’t win.
"It became my dream after she told me about it, everyday for 10 years" 🤣Super true though, my mr is planning a road trip around the country in a camper van this summer. My idea that he 1st hated 😍😊
The only way to cope with being in the woods at night is to consider that you also are that which is feared.
A child screaming is a peacock. But I'm from Wyoming and I grew up in wild country.
I moved back recently after growing up in the (Australian) countryside and after screaming at the sound of some bird or other one night recently...I now understand what he means.
What does the fox say?2:30
2:48 The "royal" family aka the tourism revenue raising family.
As the end of the 70's I lived with my sister and parents in the country house Michael later bought, for a year! At the time it was owned by famous architect Norman Foster (You may have heard of Gherkin?). Before Michael it was also owned by Robbie Williams at one stage but I was there first - so stick it to the man Michael and Robbie! ;) ;) ;) P.S. Can't remember much about it! being only about 3 or 4!
‘We have Suicidal pigeon in London’..😂😂‘You might pass the phone to the burglar: how did you find the place...’😂😂😂😂‘What concerns me in this very moment is: I think there is another man in the house..’😂😂😂😂😂So funny😂😂😂😂
The “Bird” screaming is a fox having fun in the bushes.
Funny it's the opposite for me who grew up in the countryside and went to London for a week and it was the first time I had actually seen or heard foxes. Weird.
How did you find the place?
His misses the sounds of London; mosques calling their isis fighters, blood gurgling from stab victims or the whimpers of a muslim gang raped child - punctuated by police sirens or rap music.
Hes lucky the UK doesnt have hyenas...sounds like a party of drunk teens getting closer and closer
Like that you make little things amusing. Just a personal remark, I'm a 23 yo new Engineering graduate, I have a goal to buy a small standalone house in the Dutch countryside and I'm gonna do it by myself. No ten years, no asking others.
“Good idea, send the older one the nine year old” 😂😂
But Michael... you're the man of the house...🤣🤣🤣🤣
"The foxes have been after me for years! It's like they've got a pact!"(Like if you get the reference)
That screaming bird you were in about was a fox 😂
The countryside is a hell of a lot safer at night than the city. 👨🏼🌾
How can you dislike this? 😲He's soooooooooooooooo funny 😂
As lived in London and a tiny village in Devon where there is 1 streetlight in the whole place I can confirm this😂
Every single word is true. The flipping post codes! Even the gasman thinks my meter is in a completely different street.
When you’ve lived in the countryside all your life and have barely ever seen a fox!
And that’s why one has a gun. Well, in America.
You'd be surprised how many people In the UK countryside own guns.
had to search for 'fox sounds at night' after watching this...
The night shift animals 😂😂😂🤣
1:54 Honestly, a fox comes to mind, but that's not a bird lol
Mate he would not do well in Australia then.
Stop it I 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Suicidal pigeon 🤣
I REALLY, SINCERELY don’t think that the tiny animals, called foxes 🦊😍, could POSSIBLY make sounds like that! 😹 However, I do have a female kitten 🐱 LOL yes that’s true, but not quite as horrible as you make it sound 🤣 in fact, sometimes it gets me in the mood hahahahaha sex time! Let’s get it on! All pets find a partner of your own species! I’m gonna make a call for my fwb. It’s a sex partay! 🥰😆
Not much material here, drag the weird sound jome way too long. There's plenty of countryside joke to expand.
I had to put it on pause as I couldn't suppress my laughing in the public space
I wish the prince would get up throw something at Macintosh
Pass on to the burglar... How did you find the house.
I thought he over-did it on the noises to try to fill the time in.
I live in Texas but my daughter lives in England. I have told her to go see you Michael McIntyre. I would All the time if I could. You are so funny. My daughter lives in Lakenheath. Her husband is a fire fighter. First Response in the Air Force. I told them to go see you. My son goes to London all the time with his job. I told him to go see you too. I can’t but I am trying to get them to because you are so funny I think they...know that they would enjoy the show.
How unworldly wise do you have to be to find someone telling you it’s dark in the countryside funny?
Hes so funny, he makes me laugh so much.
Never found him funny, annoying yes. 🙄
Actually the screaming and "caws" was most likely the foxes!😂🤣
I feel like if he ever heard Coyotes yipping or wolves howling he would have a heart attack.
We, the rural peoples, have organized it thus to keep the city dwellers out.
Your jokes are a bit like night and day.. there's funny and unfunny ..
I want to be there when he hears a deer for the first time!
JackhammerJesus Oh deer.....