The Terrifying Difference Between Night And Day In The Countryside | Michael McIntyre

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  • Published on Sep 7, 2019
  • Moving out of the city backfires...
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    Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
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Comments • 405

  • lauren m
    lauren m 2 days ago

    as someone who lives in the countryside and always has this is hilarious 😂

  • Janine B
    Janine B 6 days ago

    I always think peacocks sound like they're screaming "help!". Dreadful sound! Lol 😂

  • Nicole Hurwitz
    Nicole Hurwitz 7 days ago

    We finally know what the fox siad😂

  • Charlotte Taysom
    Charlotte Taysom 11 days ago +1

    That ‘bird’ crying in the woods is a Fox looking to mate. Hear it outside my window sometimes 😬

  • Animal_lover_2006
    Animal_lover_2006 12 days ago

    Whenever we see someone in the country we can just tell if they are from an urban area or not. Country people will just walk through knee high mud and not cars but a city person is disgusted by the tiniest bit and it’s hilarious

  • G gaffgaff
    G gaffgaff 12 days ago +3

    The child screaming sound is definitely a Fox - Imagine 5 of them screaming back at each other - terrifying

  • Sepgorut
    Sepgorut 12 days ago +2

    I wish Londoners would stay out of the countryside, they're too noisy and scary.

  • skilfullzeus
    skilfullzeus 21 day ago +1

    Michael Macintyre making weird noises for 5 minutes

  • Dr_Dremur
    Dr_Dremur 23 days ago +4

    I lived in the country all my life can confirm. I blame part of it for my fear of the dark. We do lock our doors, I check several times to be sure, since my family literally lives in the middle of the woods. No others houses in sight.

  • Brianna Sumbillo
    Brianna Sumbillo Month ago +1

    Oh my God! How did he survive!?

  • Charlotte R
    Charlotte R Month ago

    I can confirm this is all true - I live in the countryside, there's literally no one here. And that 'bird' that sounded like a child is probably actually a fox

  • Bonnie Nash
    Bonnie Nash Month ago

    I live in London in MUSWELL hill where Micheal lives just a bit further down and I hear foxes chickens ,roosters and allsorts .My neighbour actually has a mini farm in her back garden! . All the local foxes 🦊 come and scream at our back fence . They used to get in our garden and play on my kids slide! But they kept chewing up my children’s dinosaurs so we had to block them off. Now they cry to get in lol 😂 I can’t win.

  • Miss Mira
    Miss Mira Month ago +6

    "It became my dream after she told me about it, everyday for 10 years" 🤣
    Super true though, my mr is planning a road trip around the country in a camper van this summer. My idea that he 1st hated 😍😊

  • Narges M
    Narges M Month ago

    ❤️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️

  • Aaron Walderslade
    Aaron Walderslade Month ago

    The only way to cope with being in the woods at night is to consider that you also are that which is feared.

  • nfcapps
    nfcapps Month ago

    A child screaming is a peacock. But I'm from Wyoming and I grew up in wild country.

  • Sammy M
    Sammy M Month ago

    I moved back recently after growing up in the (Australian) countryside and after screaming at the sound of some bird or other one night recently...I now understand what he means.

  • S.F Productions
    S.F Productions Month ago

    What does the fox say?


    2:30

  • Norm
    Norm Month ago

    2:48 The "royal" family aka the tourism revenue raising family.

  • lxworld
    lxworld 2 months ago

    As the end of the 70's I lived with my sister and parents in the country house Michael later bought, for a year! At the time it was owned by famous architect Norman Foster (You may have heard of Gherkin?). Before Michael it was also owned by Robbie Williams at one stage but I was there first - so stick it to the man Michael and Robbie! ;) ;) ;) P.S. Can't remember much about it! being only about 3 or 4!

  • Helen MK
    Helen MK 2 months ago +5

    ‘We have Suicidal pigeon in London’..😂😂
    ‘You might pass the phone to the burglar: how did you find the place...’😂😂😂😂
    ‘What concerns me in this very moment is: I think there is another man in the house..’😂😂😂😂😂
    So funny😂😂😂😂

  • Fly Past
    Fly Past 2 months ago

    The “Bird” screaming is a fox having fun in the bushes.

  • Joe Swanson
    Joe Swanson 2 months ago +1

    Funny it's the opposite for me who grew up in the countryside and went to London for a week and it was the first time I had actually seen or heard foxes. Weird.

  • watvid1
    watvid1 2 months ago

    How did you find the place?

  • J NYC
    J NYC 2 months ago

    His misses the sounds of London; mosques calling their isis fighters, blood gurgling from stab victims or the whimpers of a muslim gang raped child - punctuated by police sirens or rap music.

  • J NYC
    J NYC 2 months ago

    Hes lucky the UK doesnt have hyenas...sounds like a party of drunk teens getting closer and closer

  • Andi Sai
    Andi Sai 2 months ago

    Like that you make little things amusing.
    Just a personal remark, I'm a 23 yo new Engineering graduate, I have a goal to buy a small standalone house in the Dutch countryside and I'm gonna do it by myself. No ten years, no asking others.

  • The Dark Queen
    The Dark Queen 2 months ago +1

    “Good idea, send the older one the nine year old”
    😂😂

  • Karen White
    Karen White 2 months ago +2

    But Michael... you're the man of the house...🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Undead Edits
    Undead Edits 2 months ago +10

    "The foxes have been after me for years! It's like they've got a pact!"
    (Like if you get the reference)

  • ASMR pet videos
    ASMR pet videos 2 months ago

    That screaming bird you were in about was a fox 😂

  • Gazza 29
    Gazza 29 2 months ago

    The countryside is a hell of a lot safer at night than the city. 👨🏼‍🌾

  • Dave De Bruin
    Dave De Bruin 2 months ago

    How can you dislike this? 😲
    He's soooooooooooooooo funny 😂

  • aj andrianjafy
    aj andrianjafy 2 months ago +1

    As lived in London and a tiny village in Devon where there is 1 streetlight in the whole place I can confirm this😂

  • Hannah Reynolds
    Hannah Reynolds 2 months ago

    Every single word is true. The flipping post codes! Even the gasman thinks my meter is in a completely different street.

  • Angela Davies
    Angela Davies 2 months ago +2

    When you’ve lived in the countryside all your life and have barely ever seen a fox!

  • thejasonbischoff
    thejasonbischoff 2 months ago +2

    And that’s why one has a gun. Well, in America.

    • darkblood626
      darkblood626 2 months ago

      You'd be surprised how many people In the UK countryside own guns.

  • zahra zarqaa
    zahra zarqaa 2 months ago +2

    had to search for 'fox sounds at night' after watching this...

  • ashleigh loh
    ashleigh loh 3 months ago +10

    The night shift animals 😂😂😂🤣

  • Taylor Wiseman
    Taylor Wiseman 3 months ago

    1:54 Honestly, a fox comes to mind, but that's not a bird lol

  • Sebastian Lodge
    Sebastian Lodge 3 months ago +1

    Mate he would not do well in Australia then.

  • Leinie Blaik
    Leinie Blaik 3 months ago

    Stop it I 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Lisa Kuschnigg
    Lisa Kuschnigg 3 months ago

    m.9gag.com/gag/a1RKo08

  • Gloria Kushala
    Gloria Kushala 3 months ago

    Suicidal pigeon 🤣

  • Jennifer Hall
    Jennifer Hall 3 months ago

    I REALLY, SINCERELY don’t think that the tiny animals, called foxes 🦊😍, could POSSIBLY make sounds like that! 😹 However, I do have a female kitten 🐱 LOL yes that’s true, but not quite as horrible as you make it sound 🤣 in fact, sometimes it gets me in the mood hahahahaha sex time! Let’s get it on! All pets find a partner of your own species! I’m gonna make a call for my fwb. It’s a sex partay! 🥰😆

  • Keira Selia
    Keira Selia 3 months ago

    Not much material here, drag the weird sound jome way too long. There's plenty of countryside joke to expand.

  • Olga G
    Olga G 3 months ago

    I had to put it on pause as I couldn't suppress my laughing in the public space

  • HarryBags Lestwee
    HarryBags Lestwee 3 months ago

    I wish the prince would get up throw something at Macintosh

  • E K Daufin
    E K Daufin 3 months ago +1

    Pass on to the burglar... How did you find the house.

  • Lyri Metacurl
    Lyri Metacurl 3 months ago

    I thought he over-did it on the noises to try to fill the time in.

  • Shanan Alexander
    Shanan Alexander 4 months ago +1

    I live in Texas but my daughter lives in England. I have told her to go see you Michael McIntyre. I would All the time if I could. You are so funny. My daughter lives in Lakenheath. Her husband is a fire fighter. First Response in the Air Force. I told them to go see you. My son goes to London all the time with his job. I told him to go see you too. I can’t but I am trying to get them to because you are so funny I think they...know that they would enjoy the show.

  • Flat Eric
    Flat Eric 4 months ago

    How unworldly wise do you have to be to find someone telling you it’s dark in the countryside funny?

  • julie silverwood
    julie silverwood 4 months ago +1

    Hes so funny, he makes me laugh so much.

  • Ange
    Ange 4 months ago

    Never found him funny, annoying yes. 🙄

  • sprklvel
    sprklvel 4 months ago

    yup.

  • I am just a mom doing the best I can

    Actually the screaming and "caws" was most likely the foxes!😂🤣

  • chaosda
    chaosda 4 months ago +5

    I feel like if he ever heard Coyotes yipping or wolves howling he would have a heart attack.

  • ThatguywiththeAegis
    ThatguywiththeAegis 4 months ago +32

    We, the rural peoples, have organized it thus to keep the city dwellers out.

  • None Ofyourbusines
    None Ofyourbusines 4 months ago

    Your jokes are a bit like night and day.. there's funny and unfunny ..

  • JackhammerJesus
    JackhammerJesus 4 months ago +1

    I want to be there when he hears a deer for the first time!