President Trump, In His 'Great And Unmatched Wisdom,' Decides To Abandon Kurds

  • Published on Oct 8, 2019
  • Another day, another problematic presidential phone call, this time with the leader of Turkey. But don't worry, America, your leader possesses unmatched wisdom. #Monologue #Impeachment #Colbert
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  • diane whalen
    diane whalen Day ago

    God almighty you can’t make this shit up

  • David Edwards
    David Edwards 15 days ago

    Destroy the economy of Turkey, he's done it before??
    Turkey is a funny name for a casino.

  • Jenny Shull
    Jenny Shull 18 days ago

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    See how the main sail sets
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  • BubblewrapHighway
    BubblewrapHighway 19 days ago

    What if we go from Fox & Friends to Fucked & Friends?!

  • Alcagaur1
    Alcagaur1 20 days ago

    Just over a month ago, and yet with the dumb-speed engines rocket-propelling the Trump bandwagon over the cliff it feels like so very much more. Then again, I cannot conceive of anything Donny-adjacent to which the word "wisdom" could be positively applied, so that may cause further personal time dilation.

  • Peter Kazavis
    Peter Kazavis 26 days ago

    If Trump could walk on water, Colbert would call him a bad swimmer.

    • mngentry
      mngentry 5 days ago

      Yeah but let's be honest, he's more likely to be a bad swimmer than he is to walk on water.

  • Mando' ade
    Mando' ade 28 days ago

    Woow USA is so screwed o_0 ...

  • Alanda Griffin
    Alanda Griffin Month ago


  • Matthew Rogers
    Matthew Rogers Month ago

    Good job getting ratioed war monger.

  • Matthew Rogers
    Matthew Rogers Month ago

    So now you are pro war? Good stuff there Mr. two faced hypocrite.

  • Halil İbrahim Şimşek

    American society could elect Trump as president even it hav best universities so the destroying thing is your brain American society..shame on you ..

  • Halil İbrahim Şimşek

    American junkies gome back fucking home .. this territory belong to us.

  • CaptEoNinja83
    CaptEoNinja83 Month ago

    This isn't funny. Every Kurd who has died from this disaster, their blood is on Trump's hands. I knew he was evil but this staggered me.

  • Pokojni Toza
    Pokojni Toza Month ago

    US didn't defeat ISIS, Russia did.

  • JP Later
    JP Later Month ago +1

    And now he resumes payments to Turkey after allowing war crimes....SAD!

  • Ricardo Rodriguez
    Ricardo Rodriguez Month ago

    Destroy the economy of Turkey? That's what Trump want you to believe? You can add that to the rest of Lies as told to the public? Knowing he owns two Towers and make money off?

  • Ricardo Rodriguez
    Ricardo Rodriguez Month ago

    Unmatch wisdom coming from a buffoon.😁😁😁

  • Delight
    Delight Month ago

    "America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." Abraham Lincoln

  • Tommy Vasec
    Tommy Vasec Month ago

    Donald J. Trump is fucking mad!

  • Lena's Grand-daughter

    send the tp supporters and their adult children to fight off Isis next time.

  • Back row Bob
    Back row Bob Month ago

    In my great and unmatched wisdom, the ignorant bigot in the White House should be carried out of the White House in a straight jacket.

  • Tom Chapman
    Tom Chapman Month ago

    Steve Douchebag was desperate to say something to support Trump but it’s difficult to say something positive about treachery and betrayal, of course he manages to say something totally beneath any genuine journalist ! (Sorry of course he’s not a journalist just a high paid lackey)

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 Month ago


  • Alcagaur1
    Alcagaur1 Month ago

    It's not just salad, clearly the White House have taken all strains of sanity off the menu too.

  • PiedPiper11
    PiedPiper11 Month ago

    That was some next level narcissism

  • benjamin hoover
    benjamin hoover Month ago

    human dignity is a simple subject...

  • free Iraq
    free Iraq Month ago

    Ypg pkk are terrorist most of the kurds live in Turkey and they opposed the pkk and Ypg one question terrorists organisations vs each wow a very good policy

  • James Sefcak
    James Sefcak Month ago +1

    Trump's stupidity by far outpaces his so called 'wisdom'.

  • Theo Fulk
    Theo Fulk Month ago


  • Aphmau 111101
    Aphmau 111101 Month ago

    oh my god

  • faron tilley
    faron tilley Month ago

    The US cant do fuck all with out help, if the US wants to go in on there own next time, I got one word for them ( Vietnam ) the US has NAVER won a war on there own not one, so if the US think next time will be different LOL NO it fucking wont. If other country's stop selling military stuff, the US wont have any Tanks - Jets - Ships - Drones - missiles. the US buys more Tech - Software - Hardware then any other country in the top 10. The US needs others more then others need the US.

  • Brrmycoochiscold
    Brrmycoochiscold Month ago

    Using air time to overdue his ‘political comedy act’ aka pushing his own political agenda is pathetic and a disgrace to tv. This guy sucks

  • Garry Bartlett
    Garry Bartlett Month ago

    This late night show host must know the past tense of think is thought... cock...

  • Garry Bartlett
    Garry Bartlett Month ago

    Also... Kurds are Muslim (generally speaking)... and therefore are not our friends... like the mujadeen in the 80s will turn on us once they have won against their enemies...

  • Garry Bartlett
    Garry Bartlett Month ago

    But the transcript is freely available... Biden is on video saying he told them they would get nothing... unless his son is on it... yet you ignore that...

  • Mark Taylor
    Mark Taylor Month ago


  • Phelix Kelevra
    Phelix Kelevra Month ago

    While most of the time I've found what Trump has done laughable, it feels really bad to be laughing at leaving the kurds to be steamrolled by Turkey. A country by all western standards, who doesn't respect human rights and who is constantly edging towards a dictatorship... If any country deserves to be tossed out of Nato, turkey is the one so long as Erdogan remains in power...

  • Bryan Phipps
    Bryan Phipps Month ago

    Old Stephen will fully guarantee Trump's win in 2020! Good Job Go Trump!

  • Jojoforpres
    Jojoforpres Month ago

    How long do feel is appropriate to hold the Republican Party responsable for DT? I know I personally will never forgive them for selling out the country they live in just for the empty promise of money, but I am biased against that sort of thing.

  • Steve Miller
    Steve Miller Month ago +1

    Biden: Does something illegal
    Leftist: We need to move on
    Trump: Has only done good
    Leftist: We need to impeach him because the media says so

  • Arcieres
    Arcieres Month ago

    Rather than Kurdish fighters that helped the U.S. to defeat ISIS, what we have is the next: U.S. sponsored and armed rebels to oust Bashar Alazar for the sake of U.S. and other Western allies, after some time most of these rebels ended up opposing Western interests and forming ISIS, then U.S. declared ISIS was terrorist and U.S. had to look for others allies within Syria. The only ones that U.S. could find were the Kurds, whom were courted by the promise of get a independent State away Syria, something that everybody knows that was lawfully impossible and that Turkey would never allow it because for the point of view of Turkey the PKK and the Kurdish armed forces are terrorists. Turkey is a very important strategic ally for the NATO, so Trump had to choose between protect Kurds, dismember NATO and turn Turkey into an enemy (the only NATO member that has true influence in Middle East), or abandon Kurds, that paradoxically is the best option to get the peace in Syria, because Kurds have been forced to negotiate with Syria government to reach agreements and join their forces to expel the common enemy (the Turks).

  • 50zcarsman
    50zcarsman Month ago

    The Russians told Trump that America's real enemy is COBRA -- a ruthless terrorist organization DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD -- and that he should pull out of Syria to carry the fight to COBRA. To take on Serpentor and his ilk, Trump has already directed that $200 million from the Pentagon's service member healthcare budget be diverted on an emergency basis to building up our country''s daring, highly-trained special missions force (codenamed: GI JOE).

  • Henrique Martins
    Henrique Martins Month ago

    7:08 Better Call Saul

  • Bugsea
    Bugsea Month ago

    He thinked it first alright, he needs money for attorney fees, because he is in deep shit. I bet Gowdy will not represent him without some cashola up front! This was in Putin's interest and probably is paying for it to happen. That we know, Trump can be bought!

  • Habib Ciltik
    Habib Ciltik Month ago

    So. The US weapoized a terrorist organisation (YPG/PKK) to fight another terrorist organisation(ISIS). And now The US is calling a terrorist organisation their Ally? Does anyone see a problem here?

  • Miguel Angelo
    Miguel Angelo Month ago

    Colbert, you are just a puppet. Your shows have become a propaganda chanel, sad, sad, sad!

  • Bato Laklija
    Bato Laklija Month ago

    Isent you friends whit peddo podesta!! ? Pizza enybody???

  • megacultureman
    megacultureman Month ago +1

    Turkey did not kill innocent people, YPG is a terrorist Kurdish group who attacted Turkey Border...Turkey has right to protect its borders...

  • GEARS 1984
    GEARS 1984 Month ago +1

    RONALD REAGAN is Pissed!:

  • Nataly D
    Nataly D Month ago

    A former klan member once said the klan meetings were so full of hate he could cut it with a knife. He had to leave because it was eating him up inside. Day in and day out living with obsessive, irrational hate. Day after day scheming to hurt people who frankly didn't give a damn about him. Powerless, self-destruction.

  • psycho416s
    psycho416s Month ago

    Eat a gun snowflakes

  • Syriusz B
    Syriusz B Month ago

    2039: Russia invades Poland.
    Trump: we will send our best tweets to call for peace!*
    So, is NATO going to be abandoned because we know that we can't trust USA?

    *in 1939 UK and France were obligated to start war with 3rd Reich. UK sent their bombers full of... leaf letters calling for peace. Poor Brits needed some carrots to improve their eyes enough to realise that they were not bombs, but then it was too late for Poland. France attacked but then got scared of some border police so they retreated and started "phoney war". That is one of major source of distrust in Polish people towards NATO. Now if we add USA to countries that are known not to help their allies, things start looking grim.

  • Anne-Marie Batakis
    Anne-Marie Batakis Month ago

    Ok one small problem with the Jedi mind trick jab, Trump is so damn stupid he would fall for it!

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 Month ago


  • pixpusha
    pixpusha Month ago

    All the power Donald Trump claims to have, he doesn't truly have.

  • Vinay N
    Vinay N Month ago

    People are missing the big picture here. Trump obviously does not believe in meddling in a border dispute that has going on for centuries. He has argued that middle east wars are a waste of money and does not achieve anything. Maybe one day the peoples in the middle east can sit down and have a last peace agreement; this is what happened in Europe after WW2. I am sorry for the Kurds but Trump is wise to not get involved in a war between Turkey and Syria. I am no fan of Trump but I understand his reasoning, he has explained himself very clearly in his own entertaining way.

  • TheOffkilter
    TheOffkilter Month ago

    LOL a Warhammer 40K reference in the "full God-Emperor" bit. Stephen is such a nerd and I love it.

  • TheOffkilter
    TheOffkilter Month ago

    Omg the hosts on Fox and Friends were sooooo surprised Graham did that and were having to think of a way to please their master in the Oval Office as soon as he got off the phone. Its hilarious to watch.Its shocking how terrified of him and his twitter account they are.

  • Nikodem Fiedorow
    Nikodem Fiedorow Month ago +4

    Hey hey hey don't disrespect God Emperor of Mankind, he is nothing like Trump, God Emperor is mostly competent.

  • barıs kurt
    barıs kurt Month ago

    You guys talking about things u dont understand. its not the kurds that us allied with. İts a pkk/ypg happens to be a terrorist organization. its true they are kurds but kurds living with turks in turkey peacefully for hundreds of years. So many kurds despise pkk/ypg both in turkey and in syria. Please search before u talk.