Weekend Update: Apple Introduces Disability Emojis - SNL

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  • Published on Feb 10, 2019
  • Weekend Update anchors Michael Che and Colin Jost tackle the week's biggest news, like Apple's latest emojis.
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Comments • 344

  • Lindalee Law
    Lindalee Law 20 days ago

    Valentines day - ah simple expressions of love

  • williamgatesenson
    williamgatesenson Month ago +1

    1:48 that man, you guessed it, Frank Stallone

  • Metal MaMa
    Metal MaMa Month ago

    😁😂🤣

  • frostwolf159
    frostwolf159 Month ago

    Did anyone see the skip around 0:55 and 0:58?

  • Jasmine Carter
    Jasmine Carter Month ago

    That car should have yelped for help.

  • Jennifer Santillana

    Bathroom windows!!! Lmao 💀

  • Maria Mih
    Maria Mih Month ago

    "Because we're Delta Airlanes and life is a fcking nightmare"

  • Natalie Gillen
    Natalie Gillen Month ago

    I love the cockroach in Texas one! It’s at the zoo in El Paso!

  • Eric Lane
    Eric Lane Month ago

    "Man had sex with his car...you guessed it, Matthew Mcconaughey" HILARIOUS!!!

  • Ohm Patel
    Ohm Patel 2 months ago

    Bruh. I saw an apple ad before the video. Lmao the FBI guy spyin

  • SanFrancisco PatriotGroups&GOP 90,000Strong

    Michael Che never opens his mouth. he just spreads his lips apart.

  • KryptoSelf
    KryptoSelf 2 months ago

    ACTUALLY HAPPENED

  • Vincent Ciccone
    Vincent Ciccone 2 months ago +1

    "Proven once again,

    my old theory,


    Cocaine makes you strong" 😂🤣

  • Vincent Ciccone
    Vincent Ciccone 2 months ago

    Bingo!
    "Its the first brawl that began with everybody....


    .... In critical condition. "

  • A kitty cat 7947
    A kitty cat 7947 2 months ago

    🥴🥴🥴🥴

  • Mr. Right
    Mr. Right 2 months ago

    “First brawl that began with everybody in critical condition”

  • Lots of Things with LeAnn
    Lots of Things with LeAnn 2 months ago +1

    that was my city's zoo!!!!!

  • noneya business
    noneya business 2 months ago

    The black dude is not funny.

  • Leah Grimason
    Leah Grimason 2 months ago

    1:49 , that man you guessed it Roger Taylor

  • Hayley Oliver
    Hayley Oliver 2 months ago

    I don't get the first one.

  • Jeromey Hinojosa
    Jeromey Hinojosa 2 months ago

    Anyone else think this shit gets old?

  • Julia Castillo
    Julia Castillo 2 months ago

    Equating actual disabilities with racism is a yikes even as a joke

  • Arina Nales
    Arina Nales 2 months ago

    I usually like weekend update but it hasn’t truest cracked me up in a while.... but THIS ONE! I had to pause the video and take a good two minute laugh break at the paw patrol comment... I fucking DIED! I’m still hysterical, the jokes this week were great. I guess the news is so weird lately it makes for absolutely hilarious comments

  • Johann Sebastian Bach
    Johann Sebastian Bach 2 months ago

    You guessed it, Frank Stallone!

  • The Carpenters Apprentice

    Cocaine makes you strong LOL

  • Delaney Sloat
    Delaney Sloat 2 months ago

    🌖🌓🌒🌑🌚

  • Anthony Ditizio
    Anthony Ditizio 2 months ago

    1:02, 1:20, 1:32

  • White Jesus
    White Jesus 2 months ago

    You know when a joke has gone to far?
    when 45 got elected

  • Chidori Ufumaki
    Chidori Ufumaki 2 months ago

    Am I the only one who came here for literally the first 15 seconds?

  • Joe Palmer
    Joe Palmer 2 months ago

    That governor of VA joke made me spit out my coffee 😂😂😂

  • Playfulpanthress
    Playfulpanthress 2 months ago

    Felt bad for the poor mountain lion. Fuck the guy. You move into their territory then wonder why they see you as food.

  • RealCoolGuy
    RealCoolGuy 2 months ago

    That man... You guessed it; Frank Stallone.

  • ralph charles
    ralph charles 2 months ago

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug

  • Derrick W
    Derrick W 2 months ago

    did anyone else search for paw patrol vs dark side of the moon after watching

  • SR Brant
    SR Brant 2 months ago

    1:25 - _Big Mouth,_ anyone?

  • me ow
    me ow 2 months ago +1

    Dear Gov. Northam, thanks for the memes!

  • Robert Lee James Welch
    Robert Lee James Welch 2 months ago

    Hey, you gotta love Lincoln's.....or make love to them. 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • James Smith
    James Smith 2 months ago

  • jason crouch
    jason crouch 2 months ago

    Why is there an edit?

  • Naþan Ø
    Naþan Ø 2 months ago

    For fuck's sake.
    Apple doesn't control emoji. New emoji are created by the ominously-named _Unicode Consortium;_ Apple has influence there but they don't _introduce_ new emoji unilaterally.

  • Kenneth Zee
    Kenneth Zee 2 months ago

    I’m suing Snl for making fun of Apple.

  • Michelle Talley
    Michelle Talley 2 months ago

    Drake was at the Grammys, he won did a speech and everything. He didn't perform but he did accept his award

  • Brandon E. Smith
    Brandon E. Smith 2 months ago

    Hypocrites who condem White people for blackface but turn a blind eye to Blacks who whiteface. 🤣

  • Alex Perez
    Alex Perez 2 months ago

    Why is adding emojis of people with disabilities funny?

  • MrCerebellum2
    MrCerebellum2 2 months ago

    Lemme see if I got this right:
    3 black men turn down an offer to diversify the Grammies because the Grammies aren’t diversified enough.
    Do I have this not incorrect?

  • GlitchedLemon
    GlitchedLemon 2 months ago

    🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

  • T DEMO
    T DEMO 2 months ago

    Lmfaoo

  • Op2misstyk
    Op2misstyk 2 months ago

    Meanwhile in Florida, just another typical day😬

  • We Shall Rise
    We Shall Rise 2 months ago

    This is all the news I watch

  • Andy G
    Andy G 2 months ago +1

    Ending with two Norm motifs...brilliant! Love the running gags!

  • TheBlankFromHeck
    TheBlankFromHeck 2 months ago

    I am not Norm

  • TheBlankFromHeck
    TheBlankFromHeck 2 months ago +1

    TWO Norm Macdonald references back-to-back!
    “You guessed it.”
    And
    “My old theory..”

  • Latnlvr
    Latnlvr 2 months ago

    These were all funnier when Dave and Chuck the freak did the stories. If you don’t know who Dave and Chuck the freak are, do yourself a favor and look them up.

  • Job
    Job 2 months ago

    You guessed me it, tickle me frank Stallone

  • Parker Stromquist
    Parker Stromquist 2 months ago

    I think its funny how they ask 3 black guys to perform at the grammys and they turn it down because the grammys arent diverse enough.

  • Leo Liang
    Leo Liang 2 months ago

    Haven’t 787 have windows in the lavatories for a while?

  • Dria Woods
    Dria Woods 2 months ago

    0:54 wtf was that

  • Andrew Frank
    Andrew Frank 2 months ago

    Im happy to see Norm Macdonald fans in the comments. Pretty cool.

  • theBeesKnees
    theBeesKnees 2 months ago

    Paw Patrol got me! Haha

  • r mac
    r mac 2 months ago

    best one

  • James Quinn
    James Quinn 2 months ago

    I get the joke. But you dont have to be high to sync dark side of moon with wizard of oz. Its plain to see without being inebriated.

  • David
    David 2 months ago

    So, SNL is funny again? I should actually watch it now?

  • monokhem
    monokhem 2 months ago

    So a bunch of people that can't play music are refusing to play at the Grammys. Oh no.

  • Jeff Barnes
    Jeff Barnes 2 months ago

    Reminds me of my Burke Spencer apt management aligned with corruption El deep state of.
    Blinded by that black mold stuff and Grey vision request to Apple. Crowd Source this "the Apple Ceo" saying we are not a charity outfit" to the request they discontinue grey text grey background policies.
    How about We The People sing Twisted Sister at these "have the same attornies as the Linux People at Apple. Go figure. An I am bush. No uppercase for obvious entrapments. Golden Rule has Communitive Property. I'm not going to use that math stuff. Yes admission of guilt regarding imagination.
    This is the voice of Trumpolassus from Tribulation control. AI has eliminated your usefulness. All carbon units are reassigned to watching Mr Pill sponsored by Big Pharma.
    Fair and Balanced you decide. Did Trump get trumped?

  • Mr. Tattoo ASMR
    Mr. Tattoo ASMR 2 months ago +4

    This was better than normal.
    Keep it up guys.

    • Naþan Ø
      Naþan Ø Month ago

      Aside from the fact that nobody thought to actually look up who’s in charge of creating emoji

  • DurkMcGerk
    DurkMcGerk 2 months ago

    Good job guys! I like how you lumped people with disabilities in with racists!

  • Thien Nguyen
    Thien Nguyen 2 months ago

    Governor of Virginia. 😁😁😁

  • camvick407
    camvick407 2 months ago

    I miss the old update

  • BKz O
    BKz O 2 months ago +2

    Anyone ever notice colin jost kinda looks like JFK?

  • Jason Zak
    Jason Zak 2 months ago

    What happened to the sound at 0:54?

  • Kenny Testa
    Kenny Testa 2 months ago

    Meh

  • Travis Mccoy
    Travis Mccoy 2 months ago +2

    🌚🌚🌚hmm makes me wonder who exactly approves these emojis

  • Tayo
    Tayo 2 months ago

    Nice cut

  • Knowledge Untamed
    Knowledge Untamed 2 months ago +1

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  • Kain Dragoon
    Kain Dragoon 2 months ago

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug

  • J Molvin
    J Molvin 2 months ago

    Weekend update was the best part of SNL this week. It may be wrong, but I love getting my news here. That Colorado man is a champ, and that stripper...damn.

  • Brian O'Kongkohr
    Brian O'Kongkohr 2 months ago

    At my "next" B movie anti hero Hollywood pitch meeting: OK, picture a stripper that only uses coke if she needs super strength to take a building apart.. or win a bitch slap. Just think of the usual - you know - nudity, drugs, violence, burning the candle at both ends - the "works"... but with an electric meter she uses as a projectile weapon against her arch nemesis Pimp Hand who's super powered by PCP. Now here's the clincher: "Based on a true story".

  • D Doc
    D Doc 2 months ago

    If you find this funny. its to late for you. You've already been processed.

  • Josue R
    Josue R 2 months ago +2

    Norm MacDonald nod with the “You guessed it” tag line 👌🏼

  • Sammie1053
    Sammie1053 2 months ago +1

    Quick PSA: Apple doesn't come up with new emojis. Emojis are designed and approved by the Unicode Consortium; different phone developers just pick what they look like on their platforms.

  • Spoon Face
    Spoon Face 2 months ago

    Che has job security for a long time lol

  • Logic Trumps Emotion
    Logic Trumps Emotion 2 months ago

    Black people turn down an invitation to perform because they claim 'racism' and say there aren't enough black people performing. Makes sense. Has all logic left the world? Good thing these dumb fucks aren't famous for their intelligence.
    People just aren't happy until they have everything. They don't want MORE black people, they want ONLY black people. They are the fucking racists and I'm sick of them blatantly showing it off and getting away with it. No one wants to see your dumb asses anyway, give up the money and publicity so you can fight for a cause that doesn't exist. Good job.

  • Lee Hanson
    Lee Hanson 2 months ago +1

    What happened to SNL, they just suck anymore.

  • Karen
    Karen 2 months ago +1

    Those Virginia jokes 🤣

  • M. F.
    M. F. 2 months ago

    Funny how they are introducing interracial couples before having ALL BLACK couples! That makes no sense. I don’t like it PERIOD! In real life or on the phone. MY DAMN OPINION.

  • J Rod
    J Rod 2 months ago

    Funny how snl leaves out the fact Virginia's gov is a Democrat

    • George Parkins
      George Parkins 2 months ago

      Good. Hold him accountable anyways, show that the law applies to everyone. Party is irrelevant on this point.

  • Kevin Dube
    Kevin Dube 2 months ago

    They’re really trying to get us to go see this new “White Girl Runs Away From Masked Killers” movie

  • Carlette Maat
    Carlette Maat 2 months ago

    Bwhahahaha!!!

  • MsZephyra
    MsZephyra 2 months ago

    Last time I checked, sneakers were the most comfortable shoes to walk in...men not wanting to "crease" them by walking is just as silly as women who wear heels they know they can barely walk in! All genders, equally ridiculous!

  • Sunny Kaushal
    Sunny Kaushal 2 months ago

    Why didn't the stripper have a dance off?

  • Loralyn F.
    Loralyn F. 2 months ago

    You guessed It? Matthew

  • Loralyn F.
    Loralyn F. 2 months ago

    They're geniuses

  • Star Science
    Star Science 2 months ago

    208th

  • umbrella0110
    umbrella0110 2 months ago +1

    In fact, the Academy's blackest member is Virginia Governor Ralph Northam! 😂😂😂😂 Also, that woman at 0:18! 😂😂😂

  • WretchesAndKings
    WretchesAndKings 2 months ago

    The main lesson to take from this segment: Cocaine makes you strong.

  • Jaystacks916
    Jaystacks916 2 months ago +2

    The first brawl that began with everyone in critical condition ☠☠😂😂

  • Kris Rhood
    Kris Rhood 2 months ago

    Not funny

  • quiet451
    quiet451 2 months ago +13

    That was a nice tribute to, you guessed it, Norm MacDonald.

  • Slappy Pumkineater
    Slappy Pumkineater 2 months ago

    SNL is still on the air?