Weekend Update: Apple Introduces Disability Emojis - SNL

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  • Eric Lane
    Eric Lane Day ago

    "Man had sex with his car...you guessed it, Matthew Mcconaughey" HILARIOUS!!!

  • Ohm Patel
    Ohm Patel 2 days ago

    Bruh. I saw an apple ad before the video. Lmao the FBI guy spyin

  • SanFrancisco PatriotGroups&GOP 90,000Strong

    Michael Che never opens his mouth. he just spreads his lips apart.

  • DoomedKiller546
    DoomedKiller546 2 days ago

    ACTUALLY HAPPENED

  • Vincent Ciccone
    Vincent Ciccone 4 days ago

    "Proven once again,

    my old theory,


    Cocaine makes you strong" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  • Vincent Ciccone
    Vincent Ciccone 4 days ago

    Bingo!
    "Its the first brawl that began with everybody....


    .... In critical condition. "

  • Isabel 7947
    Isabel 7947 4 days ago

    ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด

  • Mr. Right
    Mr. Right 6 days ago

    โ€œFirst brawl that began with everybody in critical conditionโ€

  • Lots of Things with LeAnn

    that was my city's zoo!!!!!

  • noneya business
    noneya business 6 days ago

    The black dude is not funny.

  • Leah Grimason
    Leah Grimason 6 days ago

    1:49 , that man you guessed it Roger Taylor

  • Hayley Oliver
    Hayley Oliver 7 days ago

    I don't get the first one.

  • Jeromey Hinojosa
    Jeromey Hinojosa 7 days ago

    Anyone else think this shit gets old?

  • Julia Castillo
    Julia Castillo 7 days ago

    Equating actual disabilities with racism is a yikes even as a joke

  • Arina Nales
    Arina Nales 7 days ago

    I usually like weekend update but it hasnโ€™t truest cracked me up in a while.... but THIS ONE! I had to pause the video and take a good two minute laugh break at the paw patrol comment... I fucking DIED! Iโ€™m still hysterical, the jokes this week were great. I guess the news is so weird lately it makes for absolutely hilarious comments

  • Johann Sebastian Bach

    You guessed it, Frank Stallone!

  • The Carpenters Apprentice

    Cocaine makes you strong LOL

  • Owning Fal00
    Owning Fal00 7 days ago

    ๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒš

  • White Jesus
    White Jesus 7 days ago

    You know when a joke has gone to far?
    when 45 got elected

  • Chidori Ufumaki
    Chidori Ufumaki 7 days ago

    Am I the only one who came here for literally the first 15 seconds?

  • Joe Palmer
    Joe Palmer 8 days ago

    That governor of VA joke made me spit out my coffee ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Playfulpanthress
    Playfulpanthress 8 days ago

    Felt bad for the poor mountain lion. Fuck the guy. You move into their territory then wonder why they see you as food.

  • RealCoolGuy
    RealCoolGuy 8 days ago

    That man... You guessed it; Frank Stallone.

  • ralph charles
    ralph charles 8 days ago

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug

  • Derrick W
    Derrick W 8 days ago

    did anyone else search for paw patrol vs dark side of the moon after watching

  • SR Brant
    SR Brant 8 days ago

    1:25 - _Big Mouth,_ anyone?

  • me ow
    me ow 8 days ago +1

    Dear Gov. Northam, thanks for the memes!

  • Robert Lee James Welch

    Hey, you gotta love Lincoln's.....or make love to them. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • James Smith
    James Smith 8 days ago

    โ˜ป

  • jason crouch
    jason crouch 8 days ago

    Why is there an edit?

  • Naรพan ร˜
    Naรพan ร˜ 8 days ago

    For fuck's sake.
    Apple doesn't control emoji. New emoji are created by the ominously-named _Unicode Consortium;_ Apple has influence there but they don't _introduce_ new emoji unilaterally.

  • Kenneth Zee
    Kenneth Zee 8 days ago

    Iโ€™m suing Snl for making fun of Apple.

  • Michelle Talley
    Michelle Talley 8 days ago

    Drake was at the Grammys, he won did a speech and everything. He didn't perform but he did accept his award

  • Brandon E. Smith
    Brandon E. Smith 8 days ago

    Hypocrites who condem White people for blackface but turn a blind eye to Blacks who whiteface. ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Alex Perez
    Alex Perez 8 days ago

    Why is adding emojis of people with disabilities funny?

  • MrCerebellum2
    MrCerebellum2 8 days ago

    Lemme see if I got this right:
    3 black men turn down an offer to diversify the Grammies because the Grammies arenโ€™t diversified enough.
    Do I have this not incorrect?

  • GlitchedLemon
    GlitchedLemon 8 days ago

    ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ

  • T DEMO
    T DEMO 8 days ago

    Lmfaoo

  • Op2misstyk
    Op2misstyk 8 days ago

    Meanwhile in Florida, just another typical day๐Ÿ˜ฌ

  • Mr. incredible
    Mr. incredible 8 days ago

    This is all the news I watch

  • Andy G
    Andy G 8 days ago

    Ending with two Norm motifs...brilliant! Love the running gags!

  • TheBlankFromHeck
    TheBlankFromHeck 8 days ago

    I am not Norm

  • TheBlankFromHeck
    TheBlankFromHeck 8 days ago

    TWO Norm Macdonald references back-to-back!
    โ€œYou guessed it.โ€
    And
    โ€œMy old theory..โ€

  • Latnlvr
    Latnlvr 8 days ago

    These were all funnier when Dave and Chuck the freak did the stories. If you donโ€™t know who Dave and Chuck the freak are, do yourself a favor and look them up.

  • Job
    Job 8 days ago

    You guessed me it, tickle me frank Stallone

  • Parker Stromquist
    Parker Stromquist 8 days ago

    I think its funny how they ask 3 black guys to perform at the grammys and they turn it down because the grammys arent diverse enough.

  • Leo Liang
    Leo Liang 8 days ago

    Havenโ€™t 787 have windows in the lavatories for a while?

  • Dria Woods
    Dria Woods 8 days ago

    0:54 wtf was that

  • Andrew Frank
    Andrew Frank 8 days ago

    Im happy to see Norm Macdonald fans in the comments. Pretty cool.

  • theBeesKnees
    theBeesKnees 8 days ago

    Paw Patrol got me! Haha

  • r mac
    r mac 8 days ago

    best one

  • James Quinn
    James Quinn 8 days ago

    I get the joke. But you dont have to be high to sync dark side of moon with wizard of oz. Its plain to see without being inebriated.

  • David
    David 8 days ago

    So, SNL is funny again? I should actually watch it now?

  • monokhem
    monokhem 8 days ago

    So a bunch of people that can't play music are refusing to play at the Grammys. Oh no.

  • Jeff Barnes
    Jeff Barnes 8 days ago

    Reminds me of my Burke Spencer apt management aligned with corruption El deep state of.
    Blinded by that black mold stuff and Grey vision request to Apple. Crowd Source this "the Apple Ceo" saying we are not a charity outfit" to the request they discontinue grey text grey background policies.
    How about We The People sing Twisted Sister at these "have the same attornies as the Linux People at Apple. Go figure. An I am bush. No uppercase for obvious entrapments. Golden Rule has Communitive Property. I'm not going to use that math stuff. Yes admission of guilt regarding imagination.
    This is the voice of Trumpolassus from Tribulation control. AI has eliminated your usefulness. All carbon units are reassigned to watching Mr Pill sponsored by Big Pharma.
    Fair and Balanced you decide. Did Trump get trumped?

  • Mr. Tattoo ASMR
    Mr. Tattoo ASMR 8 days ago +4

    This was better than normal.
    Keep it up guys.

  • DurkMcGerk
    DurkMcGerk 8 days ago

    Good job guys! I like how you lumped people with disabilities in with racists!

  • Thien Nguyen
    Thien Nguyen 8 days ago

    Governor of Virginia. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

  • camvick407
    camvick407 8 days ago

    I miss the old update

  • BKz O
    BKz O 8 days ago +2

    Anyone ever notice colin jost kinda looks like JFK?

  • Jason Zak
    Jason Zak 8 days ago

    What happened to the sound at 0:54?

  • Kenny Testa
    Kenny Testa 8 days ago

    Meh

  • Travis Mccoy
    Travis Mccoy 8 days ago +1

    ๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒšhmm makes me wonder who exactly approves these emojis

  • Tayo
    Tayo 8 days ago

    Nice cut

  • Knowledge Untamed
    Knowledge Untamed 8 days ago +1

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  • Kain Dragoon
    Kain Dragoon 8 days ago

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug

  • J Molvin
    J Molvin 8 days ago

    Weekend update was the best part of SNL this week. It may be wrong, but I love getting my news here. That Colorado man is a champ, and that stripper...damn.

  • Brian O'Kongkohr
    Brian O'Kongkohr 8 days ago

    At my "next" B movie anti hero Hollywood pitch meeting: OK, picture a stripper that only uses coke if she needs super strength to take a building apart.. or win a bitch slap. Just think of the usual - you know - nudity, drugs, violence, burning the candle at both ends - the "works"... but with an electric meter she uses as a projectile weapon against her arch nemesis Pimp Hand who's super powered by PCP. Now here's the clincher: "Based on a true story".

  • D Doc
    D Doc 8 days ago

    If you find this funny. its to late for you. You've already been processed.

  • Josue Rodriguez
    Josue Rodriguez 8 days ago +1

    Norm MacDonald nod with the โ€œYou guessed itโ€ tag line ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ

  • Sammie1053
    Sammie1053 8 days ago

    Quick PSA: Apple doesn't come up with new emojis. Emojis are designed and approved by the Unicode Consortium; different phone developers just pick what they look like on their platforms.

  • Spoon Face
    Spoon Face 8 days ago

    Che has job security for a long time lol

  • Logic Trumps Emotion

    Black people turn down an invitation to perform because they claim 'racism' and say there aren't enough black people performing. Makes sense. Has all logic left the world? Good thing these dumb fucks aren't famous for their intelligence.
    People just aren't happy until they have everything. They don't want MORE black people, they want ONLY black people. They are the fucking racists and I'm sick of them blatantly showing it off and getting away with it. No one wants to see your dumb asses anyway, give up the money and publicity so you can fight for a cause that doesn't exist. Good job.

  • Lee Hanson
    Lee Hanson 8 days ago +1

    What happened to SNL, they just suck anymore.

  • Karen
    Karen 8 days ago +1

    Those Virginia jokes ๐Ÿคฃ

  • M. F.
    M. F. 8 days ago

    Funny how they are introducing interracial couples before having ALL BLACK couples! That makes no sense. I donโ€™t like it PERIOD! In real life or on the phone. MY DAMN OPINION.

  • J Rod
    J Rod 8 days ago

    Funny how snl leaves out the fact Virginia's gov is a Democrat

    • George Parkins
      George Parkins 7 days ago

      Good. Hold him accountable anyways, show that the law applies to everyone. Party is irrelevant on this point.

  • Kevin Dube
    Kevin Dube 8 days ago

    Theyโ€™re really trying to get us to go see this new โ€œWhite Girl Runs Away From Masked Killersโ€ movie

  • Carlette Maat
    Carlette Maat 8 days ago

    Bwhahahaha!!!

  • MsZephyra
    MsZephyra 8 days ago

    Last time I checked, sneakers were the most comfortable shoes to walk in...men not wanting to "crease" them by walking is just as silly as women who wear heels they know they can barely walk in! All genders, equally ridiculous!

  • Sunny Kaushal
    Sunny Kaushal 8 days ago

    Why didn't the stripper have a dance off?

  • Loralyn F.
    Loralyn F. 8 days ago

    You guessed It? Matthew

  • Loralyn F.
    Loralyn F. 8 days ago

    They're geniuses

  • Star Science
    Star Science 8 days ago

    208th

  • umbrella0110
    umbrella0110 8 days ago +1

    In fact, the Academy's blackest member is Virginia Governor Ralph Northam! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Also, that woman at 0:18! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • WretchesAndKings
    WretchesAndKings 8 days ago

    The main lesson to take from this segment: Cocaine makes you strong.

  • Jaystacks916
    Jaystacks916 8 days ago +1

    The first brawl that began with everyone in critical condition โ˜ โ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Kris Rhood
    Kris Rhood 8 days ago

    Not funny

  • quiet451
    quiet451 8 days ago +11

    That was a nice tribute to, you guessed it, Norm MacDonald.

  • Peter Pumkineater
    Peter Pumkineater 8 days ago

    SNL is still on the air?

  • Gengar
    Gengar 8 days ago

    Weekend update is the only thing watchable on snl

  • Adrian Davis
    Adrian Davis 8 days ago

    Fucking love it

  • Ant Nam
    Ant Nam 8 days ago

    This is a general emoji stuff, not just Apple! smh

  • zztop3000
    zztop3000 8 days ago

    1:20 they sound like shit anyway, good riddance

  • zztop3000
    zztop3000 8 days ago

    0:54 who uses uber is a murderer supporter because uber murder people

  • Kenneth Kolano
    Kenneth Kolano 8 days ago

    Um, the Unicode Consortium released new Emoji's. Apple is just one of it's many members.

  • Jay Gnosticism
    Jay Gnosticism 8 days ago

    Atleast he admitted he is a pussy