Bitlife but I am a complete psychopath

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  • Published on Dec 6, 2019
  • Bitlife allows me to live the life I always wanted
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Comments • 1 966

  • Call Me Kevin
    Call Me Kevin  Month ago +4027

    Thanks for all your support folks, it has been really motivating me :)

  • Shanefilms
    Shanefilms 2 days ago

    It makes sense that Jim was depressed at 8 because in Kevin’s Sims 1 play through, Jim lived under the stairs and he was sent to military school.

  • DrinkGameRepeat
    DrinkGameRepeat 4 days ago

    I have fibromyalgia and BOY do I wish it actually had a cure.

  • Amberr 💚
    Amberr 💚 4 days ago

    You plugging your merch is killing me 😂😂

  • Jake M
    Jake M 4 days ago

    Where the Arthur Morgan references tho

  • Georgina Herdman
    Georgina Herdman 4 days ago

    No Friends? There’s an App for that too

  • Misharu
    Misharu 5 days ago

    "I'm starting to suspect my mother is a regular at the nudist colony." ... That sounds like Janice, to be honest.

  • To be honest i dont know

    Is this lore?

  • Maryanne Fabling
    Maryanne Fabling 9 days ago

    It I already bought Jim Pickens lol

  • Ink_ Sans
    Ink_ Sans 10 days ago

    Me: *Tells all my friends that Kevin plays bitlife*
    Also me: Oh no he is coming......

  • Reesepenguin UwU
    Reesepenguin UwU 11 days ago

    8:20

  • B
    B 12 days ago

    I found a loophole on the Share BitLife
    Send the message to yourself

    • R.A. Reynolds
      R.A. Reynolds 11 days ago

      I found that loading up the sending thing then closing it also does the trick

  • Franek Nie Ma Sensu
    Franek Nie Ma Sensu 12 days ago

    "I'll emigrate to Poland"
    Kevin thats not a good idea

  • elena v.
    elena v. 13 days ago

    Dang i haven't been to this channel in a year lmao

  • Austin Duncan STUDENT
    Austin Duncan STUDENT 13 days ago

    hail jim

  • Sly Sinister
    Sly Sinister 13 days ago

    kevin: *got fortnite ad*
    kevin: this advert don't even work on me! there's no point!
    *second later*
    also kevin: i think i might actually get my first epic victory royal, wait what i was doing?..oh ya bitlife

  • Oogleborf Boi
    Oogleborf Boi 14 days ago

    He was an outlaw, failed relationships and died of tuberculosis


    Sound familiar boah?

  • xKasumi Chan
    xKasumi Chan 17 days ago

    Jim Pickens died at the age of 36 to TB.
    Arthur Morgan died at the age of 36 to TB.
    😭

  • Sodagum
    Sodagum 20 days ago

    Is this canon now?

  • jj2d
    jj2d 20 days ago

    I started to choke while eating when I saw that 1:52

  • Turtle.sksks
    Turtle.sksks 20 days ago

    posted on my birthday!!!!

  • Mimi
    Mimi 26 days ago

    More.

  • Uh Blink
    Uh Blink 27 days ago

    Jamilia Pickens

  • Jacob Macias
    Jacob Macias 27 days ago

    Kevin did you realise that when they added 8 years to 61 years you had 69 years which is Nice

  • JoeDoakes1015
    JoeDoakes1015 28 days ago

    I got my character sentenced to 500,000+ years in prison

  • Luke McNamara
    Luke McNamara 29 days ago +1

    The Fortnite part tho

  • Luke McNamara
    Luke McNamara 29 days ago +2

    Less than a minute in and Kevin is already diagnosed with depression

  • Stuffed Comedy
    Stuffed Comedy 29 days ago

    I need MORE

  • Steph Sea Shantyz
    Steph Sea Shantyz 29 days ago

    Not even a bitizen, literally unwatchable

  • Rakey _
    Rakey _ Month ago

    When I was watching this video j was playing stardew valley and he said haley wanted to break up with him.... I'm married to haley

  • nic
    nic Month ago

    Did anybody else get an ad for a Star Wars game before this vid, where the main character looks like Kevin??

  • Joseph Chambers
    Joseph Chambers Month ago

    Jim Pickens
    1983 - 2019
    He was a bit of a dick really and looked to old for a 36 year old but we all loved him...for some reason.

  • Cat productions
    Cat productions Month ago

    But Kevin you have always been a complete psychopath.

  • Ray Akuma
    Ray Akuma Month ago

    This freaking game is damn addictive.

  • りょうと
    りょうと Month ago

    Is it weird that i get pissed when kevins vids end?

  • Slooch
    Slooch Month ago

    Slooch

  • Custard Hatter
    Custard Hatter Month ago

    Jim's sister: Is an Architect
    Jim: Has 3 diseases, depression, botched surgery and is in prison for 300 years.
    Life sure can go any way

  • SpicySalad
    SpicySalad Month ago

    play dis more or else
    idk what else but it'll be bad

  • SpicySalad
    SpicySalad Month ago

    can we just stop and appreciate his spelling of fibromyalgia for a moment i cant fucking breathe

  • Cesar Paredes
    Cesar Paredes Month ago

    Jim Pickens? More like Arthur morgan

  • Obladi Oblada
    Obladi Oblada Month ago

    Jim doesn’t see sexual orientations only what can boost him the best way possible

  • the blue monkey and koner

    You and jack has like the same thumbnails for bit life

  • Showdown
    Showdown Month ago

    More outer worlds please!

  • Temaile
    Temaile Month ago

    As someone suffering from fibromyalgia I'm both happy and sad to see this is included in this game lol. It is indeed quite shite.

  • b0nfir3_blacksn0w
    b0nfir3_blacksn0w Month ago

    He sounds exactly like PewDiePie

  • AriettaTheWild17
    AriettaTheWild17 Month ago

    Darn it Kevin, you nailed it with “don’t have a life? There’s an app for that!” Because that’s why I got it after watching the last video.
    My guy has the perfect life, and the second most common addiction in Finland, instead of working a 40 hour work week he’s working 48 hours a week (because he needs to put in that overtime obviously.) He’s a workaholic and has been since his teenage years. Despite being struck by lightning randomly, which in video game logic means time to buy a lottery ticket, and win obviously, like most he chose to continue working. But he has a family and is a good dad and husband so he stays away from the second most common addiction, oftentimes combined with his other one, which would be alcohol. No binge drinking every weekend, it’s time to spend with his family. The only health issue he has that can’t be treated for free is high blood pressure, but acupuncture apparently helps (perhaps I should tell my dad?). I wonder if they have programmed in him finding out that some s**t happened to one of his kids when they’re 12 because he was too busy with work? Although my dad never got struck by lightning nor won the lottery, then he could probably have gotten me therapy instead of what happened, getting locked up and being given a f ton of drugs until my body broke down. That’s why I don’t have a life haha. I hope my virtual dudes kids are fine though, wouldn’t even wish it on some ones and zeroes.
    But isn’t that what we all are?
    “All you little superheroes,
    Fall short without all them zeroes
    A pie in the sky is your brave new world,
    And so powerless are thy miracles...
    Ones, they walk before the rows of O's,
    And soon it dawns on them, how to make billions...”

  • Trace Mcdonald
    Trace Mcdonald Month ago

    Is it weird I might have fibromyalgia?

  • Fleeting Fennec
    Fleeting Fennec Month ago

    I WISH I COULD BE CURED FROM MY FIBRO DAMN LOL

  • Gorgo Borgo
    Gorgo Borgo Month ago

    This is my first time

  • A disappointed dad TM

    Hello! It is I, Hailey. I can confirm that he does, in fact, talk way too much during movies.

  • Miss Kynsy
    Miss Kynsy Month ago

    Dude I don't know why I haven't been watching your channel sooner! I was laughing throughout the whole video. New sub!👍❤

  • Christina C
    Christina C Month ago

    Your voice reminds me of pewdiepie idk if this is a common thing

  • The Ananamoose
    The Ananamoose Month ago

    gym pickens

  • Devin Eden
    Devin Eden Month ago

    I love that the background music is from Sims 1. 👌🏻

  • Akaba AAVORUE
    Akaba AAVORUE Month ago

    Honest to GOD games seem more fun when you play them. Not that this game isn't pretty fun. :D Why didn't you kill more people this round? What kind of a prison sentence is 300+ years? Were you even trying to be imprisoned?!

  • TheQueen
    TheQueen Month ago

    JaMiLiA

  • AntiScribe
    AntiScribe Month ago

    I got a bitlife ad on this video

  • Daytona Morton
    Daytona Morton Month ago

    New subscriber here ! Been having a rough time and your videos are freakin genius and crack me up . Please keep it up !! 💜💜💜

  • Sepia Smith
    Sepia Smith Month ago

    I can't believe Kevin has never heard of fibromyalgia lmaooo

  • Awang Haldis
    Awang Haldis Month ago

    what?