Jimmy on Third World Famine | Jimmy Carr: Comedian

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  • Published on Jul 19, 2019
  • I think we can agree that what they need in sub-Saharan Africa is a Lidl!
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Comments • 131

  • John Redberg
    John Redberg 26 days ago +1

    18 years since the Chernobyl disaster? That must be from... 2004 then? Ahh the golden rule of comedy: Always close with your worst bit from 15 year ago ;-)

  • Malt Geezer
    Malt Geezer 27 days ago +2

    1:33 that girl in red looks mad shocked

  • Cantona
    Cantona 28 days ago +2

    I haven't laughed so much since the last time I trapped my fingers in my car door.

  • Roy G Biv
    Roy G Biv 29 days ago +3

    1:05 jesus nice rack

  • Rumple S
    Rumple S 29 days ago

    I,VE JUST WATCHED KEN GOODWIN ON U TUBE - NO NEED FOR SWEARING JUST FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY . CARR IS NOT FIT TO LICK HIS BOOTS !!!!

  • trevor hamlett
    trevor hamlett 29 days ago

    0:32 woman in red dress... ( not impressed jimmy not impressed )

  • Uma Chan
    Uma Chan Month ago

    And you know who else doesn't get winters? England. Come here and experience a winter in Minnesota where it's -40 degrees and then tell me you get winters. /s

  • Neville Ross
    Neville Ross Month ago

    Jimmy Carr a woman hater of note. Cannot stand your purile childish comedy

  • jakub gadzala
    jakub gadzala Month ago

    geez u fat krisher e_e da machine

  • sean
    sean Month ago +2

    what a horrible guy

  • Alec Cap
    Alec Cap Month ago

    I think this bloke is as funny as rabies in a guide dog home, I'm like this all the time and my wife tells me to shut up, this twat makes a living by being an idiot talking bollocks, I just don't get it

  • Kellington Link
    Kellington Link Month ago +2

    Brilliant. Thanks for the video.

  • Will Goodfield
    Will Goodfield Month ago

    LIDL

  • DePLORIble
    DePLORIble Month ago +3

    1:31 Someone doesn't look happy

    • Jacob Zondag
      Jacob Zondag Month ago +1

      @DePLORible: he's not the only one.

  • Paddle Shift
    Paddle Shift Month ago

    Jimmy Carr = Boring ripoff

  • Simon Richard Dent
    Simon Richard Dent Month ago

    Jimmy CARR IS A STUPID Cunt. fucking hate the wanker and twat Carr.

  • Life ?
    Life ? Month ago +1

    0:13
    The first guy in the first roe,
    Was totally waiting for the girl next to him to clap and see her breasts moving .
    Judge me after you see him 🙂🙂

  • Andy Hay.
    Andy Hay. Month ago +1

    What a poor excuse for a human.

    • Jacob Zondag
      Jacob Zondag Month ago

      @Jimmi K And there's another option: bug those who think the internet is their private playground and own the exclusive right to an opinion, and consider themselves righteous enough to bug others who have a divergent opinion. In my language that's hypocricy, which makes you a... with a disputable sense of humor. Welcome to the internet.

    • Jimmi K
      Jimmi K Month ago

      @Jacob Zondag - As I said previously, if you don't like him, watch something else.
      Or, in the alternative, watch him then trawl through the comment section and annoy those that actually have a sense of humour.

    • Jacob Zondag
      Jacob Zondag Month ago

      @Jimmi K Awkward that you would use that in your counter-argument. Do you happen to be expert on the subject? And yes, Carr's portfolio is of poor quality. Of course beggars can't be choosers.

    • Jimmi K
      Jimmi K Month ago

      You could always watch something else.
      There's plenty of gay porn for you.

  • HateGovernment
    HateGovernment Month ago +2

    Nobody feels sorry for third world people. Not really. Do stupid things, live a stupid life.

  • Jon boy
    Jon boy Month ago +2

    that chernobyl joke at the end is hilarious :)

    • Stephen Carter
      Stephen Carter Month ago

      The Chernobyl joke.... Wish I could understand what he actually said! I've listened to it a number of times with headphones but without success. It's probably funny but it might as well be Klingon he's speaking. Can anyone translate into English for me please?

  • Terence Da Silva
    Terence Da Silva Month ago +1

    Big love from South Africa

  • Donald Trump
    Donald Trump Month ago +4

    I really like his outfit, especially his jacket. I think it really suits him well.

  • 1878EFC2008
    1878EFC2008 Month ago +4

    0.31 and 1.31 is the exact same audience shot.
    What's the point?

    • MrLunithy
      MrLunithy 29 days ago

      @Jimmi K How did you notice?.... 0:13 the lady in the red top.

    • Jimmi K
      Jimmi K Month ago +1

      Good spot!

  • lol lol
    lol lol Month ago +1

    UNSUBSCRIBE

  • Michael Monckton
    Michael Monckton Month ago +2

    Jimmy you Tax evader lol

  • Morticus
    Morticus Month ago +2

    Jimmy Carr, makes me laugh. Thank you J.C.

  • Mr Corndog
    Mr Corndog Month ago +3

    We have people from poor countries in uk... They just took our jobs and made us poor too. I mean they have a lower IQ what do you expect

  • kunaalqqqq
    kunaalqqqq Month ago

    This guy is the face of prejudice England....carr is an aggressively ignorant man playing the fool. XD

    • martin corderoy
      martin corderoy 21 day ago

      And you are a typical humourless far left snowflake .So What ?

  • Godd Howard
    Godd Howard Month ago +4

    I love that I can watch all of theese comedy acts for the 10th time and still break my spine laughing

  • FurIouS
    FurIouS Month ago +9

    0:14 Don't worry mate i was having a look as well!

  • Retro_Computer_King
    Retro_Computer_King Month ago +15

    Little powdo walks 6 hours a day to get water......
    Move your tent nearer to the water?

  • Mikey McMikeFace
    Mikey McMikeFace Month ago

    2:02 I guess Jimmy's audience wouldn't have understood had he not explained the joke. 🙄

  • Will Evans
    Will Evans Month ago

    Wow...the auto tune in parts of this,no dissing them as singers,But no need for the extras on top . Fantastic performance either way

  • Renzo
    Renzo Month ago +1

    Lots of people straight faced.

    • Leonard Breau
      Leonard Breau Month ago

      He makes people think about his humor, some simply don't get it.

    • Mikey McMikeFace
      Mikey McMikeFace Month ago +1

      I was too for s good portion of this.

  • Adam Brown
    Adam Brown Month ago +2

    Pause at :31 lmfao The girl with her hands on her face in the lower right portion of the screen

  • Visionist
    Visionist Month ago +1

    What show is this from?

  • Luigi DeNardis
    Luigi DeNardis Month ago +2

    youtube is not for comedians mate why do u think netflix is still a thing

    • Just Gator
      Just Gator Month ago +1

      Punctuation is a thing, and people still don't use it!

  • B Mja
    B Mja Month ago +1

    Very low eyed

  • ScotianGold 44
    ScotianGold 44 Month ago +3

    Your mum

  • XmanSully
    XmanSully Month ago +7

    01:05 naughty director

  • yasser
    yasser Month ago +1

    What they need in africa is for France and the evil UK to get out of there
    Africa is richer than all the rest combined

    • martin corderoy
      martin corderoy 21 day ago

      What WE need is for all the ones in Europe to go back to Africa

    • hisroyalawesomeness1
      hisroyalawesomeness1 Month ago

      Funny how a white man gets away with these sub- human comments on the 3rd world, yet a white lady goes out to try to help & gets taken to pieces. Strange world...

    • hope odyssey
      hope odyssey Month ago

      On point! Thieves, nothing more!

    • hope odyssey
      hope odyssey Month ago

      @wufongtan wufong BS

    • hope odyssey
      hope odyssey Month ago

      @wufongtan wufong BS, you haven't a clue;

  • Garrett Hunt
    Garrett Hunt Month ago +66

    I'd never heard of Lidl, I honestly thought he said "a Little."

    • cheekyboy5000
      cheekyboy5000 29 days ago

      It's like Aldi, not that dissimilar.

    • Jeremy Bond
      Jeremy Bond Month ago

      We've got lidl here in NC, and VA

    • moister than an oyster
      moister than an oyster Month ago +1

      @raymond daubney be happy that you dont have them

    • I like Lizards
      I like Lizards Month ago +3

      We have them in Poland, quite decent shop

    • raymond daubney
      raymond daubney Month ago +1

      I also thought he said "little". I checked it out, it's a super market like Aldi. I'm in Aussie and we don't have them here that I know of.

  • SKYBLUE 100
    SKYBLUE 100 Month ago +5

    Best bit in this, the pan shot at 0.33 to the three women without even a grin, and looking quite, err
    LEFT WING FEMINIST 🤣
    And clearly at the wrong show.

    • hope odyssey
      hope odyssey Month ago

      I'm no leftwing and find his stupid remarks, fukin disgusting, smug bastard.!

    • young J
      young J Month ago

      @Kalana Herath well they aren't exactly conservatives

    • Kalana Herath
      Kalana Herath Month ago

      Extreme Feminists are not Left wing you idiot

    • RogueRM
      RogueRM Month ago

      And @1:32

    • Yazoso
      Yazoso Month ago +1

      You're over analysing mate, nothing to do with feminism or political views

  • Daniel Watts
    Daniel Watts Month ago +1

    Awesome Jimmy as usual!! 😂😂

  • Bryan McMillin
    Bryan McMillin Month ago +95

    First and third world nations get all the attention. You never hear about the second world nations. They're the middle child of countries.

    • Illegal Aliens
      Illegal Aliens Month ago +2

      @avinotion It makes me sad how much sense that makes

    • avinotion
      avinotion Month ago +7

      @CamJoziBoy the definition that I've heard:
      1st world countries: Countries that sided with the U.S during the cold war, and got their full support (e.g Western Europe). 2nd world countries: those that sided with USSR and got... some of their support.
      3rd world countries... you can imagine

    • CamJoziBoy
      CamJoziBoy Month ago +2

      avinotion Brazil? South Africa? India?

    • Mikey McMikeFace
      Mikey McMikeFace Month ago +1

      At some point we thought the second world had been deprecated but now it looks to be making a comeback.

    • avinotion
      avinotion Month ago +7

      That's because communications are blocked by the government (China, New Soviet Union etc.)

  • David Buschhorn
    David Buschhorn Month ago +58

    "Consolidate your bills into one easy, monthly payment!"
    Borrow your way out of debt! XD

  • a clown
    a clown Month ago

    This is some of the shittiest comedy of ever seen from Jimmy Carr

  • Smash A Commie
    Smash A Commie Month ago +18

    No need to joke about this anymore. Theyll all be in Europe in 10 years

    • xilo301
      xilo301 Month ago

      Then will be no famine. Fish and chip for all.

    • Irungu Erick
      Irungu Erick Month ago +4

      @Chris Christian But I see that you basically fucked up your Western culture by letting in immigrants. Now you are stuck with religious extremists roaming your streets and you get tagged with -phobic if you dare utter a word against them . . .

    • Irungu Erick
      Irungu Erick Month ago +2

      @Chris Christian Wish I could help but the Ebola has to be spread somehow . . . Equality for all mankind.

    • Chris Christian
      Chris Christian Month ago +2

      @Irungu Erick can you convince the millions of your buddies to stay there with you?

    • Irungu Erick
      Irungu Erick Month ago

      Aaaaah we don't want to come there with all your feminists and LGBTQI BS 😂. . .

  • Stuart F
    Stuart F Month ago +2

    good to see he never changes

  • John Bethany
    John Bethany Month ago +7

    1:32 - She is not amused..... LOL

    • Jacob Zondag
      Jacob Zondag Month ago

      @John Bethany: He's not the only one. Poor performance of Carr. I guess he has to take the public that he can get.

    • Missing No.
      Missing No. Month ago

      @Kathryn Bell The flying fuck are you talking about? The joke wasnt that funny, thats why shes not laughing. Just because someone doesnt think a joke is funny, doesnt mean its because their feelings are hurt. Grow the fuck up.

    • RogueRM
      RogueRM Month ago

      And @0:31

    • Kathryn Bell
      Kathryn Bell Month ago +3

      John Bethany I saw her as I was watching it too! A snowflake that's melting at a bit of harsh humour! Bless her, now pass the mop...

    • Conor Birkett
      Conor Birkett Month ago

      I know those 2 can fuck right off miserable fucks 😂

  • sewpahmon
    sewpahmon Month ago +1

    "ha ha ha"

  • eastlondontillidie
    eastlondontillidie Month ago +121

    Unlucky at Wimbledon mate , better luck next year 🎾

  • Kevin Conneely
    Kevin Conneely Month ago +13

    0:31 some offended looking snowflakes right there

    • SDRockman
      SDRockman Month ago

      Aye, the people sitting there in the audience didn't want to have anything said about African people, so they were naturally shocked to hear that nothing was being said against European men. It must of been such a shock for them to hear "Jimmy" come out with stuff that didn't portray European men out to be complete goof balls.

    • xilo301
      xilo301 Month ago

      Some jokes are not for all. But jimmy is hard. If you assist there you better have thick skin.

    • hope odyssey
      hope odyssey Month ago

      Nasty

    • Liam Collins
      Liam Collins Month ago +1

      Look again at 1:32, same 2 not laughing

    • Kathryn Bell
      Kathryn Bell Month ago +4

      Melting before our very eyes. Now pass the mop please...

  • New Message
    New Message Month ago +97

    It's great that he did his starvation bits while he was still chubby.

  • SiTaK
    SiTaK Month ago +1

    Shii i love this posh prick

  • Matt Kalinovic
    Matt Kalinovic Month ago +5

    wow im early

  • Sachin Sharma
    Sachin Sharma Month ago +3

    Love you jimmy