Jimmy on Third World Famine | Jimmy Carr: Comedian

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  • Published on Jul 19, 2019
  • I think we can agree that what they need in sub-Saharan Africa is a Lidl!
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Comments • 124

  • Potter Seven
    Potter Seven Month ago

    And you don't get our winters. I'm from the American Midwest

  • JIMMY CROWLEY
    JIMMY CROWLEY 2 months ago

    Jimmy had a face like man in the moon back then🌚🌚🌚🌚

  • John Redberg
    John Redberg 5 months ago +1

    18 years since the Chernobyl disaster? That must be from... 2004 then? Ahh the golden rule of comedy: Always close with your worst bit from 15 year ago ;-)

  • Malt Geezer
    Malt Geezer 5 months ago +6

    1:33 that girl in red looks mad shocked

  • Cantona
    Cantona 5 months ago +2

    I haven't laughed so much since the last time I trapped my fingers in my car door.

  • Roy G Biv
    Roy G Biv 5 months ago +3

    1:05 jesus nice rack

  • Rumple S
    Rumple S 5 months ago

    I,VE JUST WATCHED KEN GOODWIN ON U TUBE - NO NEED FOR SWEARING JUST FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY . CARR IS NOT FIT TO LICK HIS BOOTS !!!!

  • trevor hamlett
    trevor hamlett 5 months ago

    0:32 woman in red dress... ( not impressed jimmy not impressed )

  • Uma Chan
    Uma Chan 5 months ago

    And you know who else doesn't get winters? England. Come here and experience a winter in Minnesota where it's -40 degrees and then tell me you get winters. /s

  • Neville Ross
    Neville Ross 5 months ago

    Jimmy Carr a woman hater of note. Cannot stand your purile childish comedy

  • jakub gadzala
    jakub gadzala 5 months ago

    geez u fat krisher e_e da machine

  • sean
    sean 5 months ago +2

    what a horrible guy

  • Alec Cap
    Alec Cap 5 months ago

    I think this bloke is as funny as rabies in a guide dog home, I'm like this all the time and my wife tells me to shut up, this twat makes a living by being an idiot talking bollocks, I just don't get it

  • Kellington Link
    Kellington Link 5 months ago +2

    Brilliant. Thanks for the video.

  • Will Goodfield
    Will Goodfield 6 months ago

    LIDL

  • DePLORIble
    DePLORIble 6 months ago +3

    1:31 Someone doesn't look happy

    • Jacob Zondag
      Jacob Zondag 5 months ago +1

      @DePLORible: he's not the only one.

  • Paddle Shift
    Paddle Shift 6 months ago

    Jimmy Carr = Boring ripoff

  • Life ?
    Life ? 6 months ago +1

    0:13
    The first guy in the first roe,
    Was totally waiting for the girl next to him to clap and see her breasts moving .
    Judge me after you see him 🙂🙂

  • Andy Hay.
    Andy Hay. 6 months ago +1

    What a poor excuse for a human.

    • Jacob Zondag
      Jacob Zondag 5 months ago

      @Jimmi K And there's another option: bug those who think the internet is their private playground and own the exclusive right to an opinion, and consider themselves righteous enough to bug others who have a divergent opinion. In my language that's hypocricy, which makes you a... with a disputable sense of humor. Welcome to the internet.

    • Jimmi K
      Jimmi K 5 months ago +1

      @Jacob Zondag - As I said previously, if you don't like him, watch something else.
      Or, in the alternative, watch him then trawl through the comment section and annoy those that actually have a sense of humour.

    • Jacob Zondag
      Jacob Zondag 5 months ago

      @Jimmi K Awkward that you would use that in your counter-argument. Do you happen to be expert on the subject? And yes, Carr's portfolio is of poor quality. Of course beggars can't be choosers.

    • Jimmi K
      Jimmi K 5 months ago

      You could always watch something else.
      There's plenty of gay porn for you.

  • HateGovernment
    HateGovernment 6 months ago +3

    Nobody feels sorry for third world people. Not really. Do stupid things, live a stupid life.

  • Jon boy
    Jon boy 6 months ago +2

    that chernobyl joke at the end is hilarious :)

    • Stephen Carter
      Stephen Carter 5 months ago

      The Chernobyl joke.... Wish I could understand what he actually said! I've listened to it a number of times with headphones but without success. It's probably funny but it might as well be Klingon he's speaking. Can anyone translate into English for me please?

  • Terence Da Silva
    Terence Da Silva 6 months ago +1

    Big love from South Africa

  • Donald Trump With A Small Loan of a Million Subs

    I really like his outfit, especially his jacket. I think it really suits him well.

  • 1878EFC2008
    1878EFC2008 6 months ago +4

    0.31 and 1.31 is the exact same audience shot.
    What's the point?

    • MrLunithy
      MrLunithy 5 months ago

      @Jimmi K How did you notice?.... 0:13 the lady in the red top.

    • Jimmi K
      Jimmi K 5 months ago +1

      Good spot!

  • lol lol
    lol lol 6 months ago +1

    UNSUBSCRIBE

  • CADEMON SPORT AND FITNESS LIMITED

    Jimmy you Tax evader lol

  • Morticus
    Morticus 6 months ago +3

    Jimmy Carr, makes me laugh. Thank you J.C.

  • kunaalqqqq
    kunaalqqqq 6 months ago

    This guy is the face of prejudice England....carr is an aggressively ignorant man playing the fool. XD

    • martin corderoy
      martin corderoy 5 months ago +2

      And you are a typical humourless far left snowflake .So What ?

  • Godd Howard
    Godd Howard 6 months ago +5

    I love that I can watch all of theese comedy acts for the 10th time and still break my spine laughing

  • Johnny Flashdance
    Johnny Flashdance 6 months ago

    2:31

  • Caolan McGlinchey
    Caolan McGlinchey 6 months ago

    2:11

  • FurIouS
    FurIouS 6 months ago +10

    0:14 Don't worry mate i was having a look as well!

  • Retro_Computer_King
    Retro_Computer_King 6 months ago +18

    Little powdo walks 6 hours a day to get water......
    Move your tent nearer to the water?

  • Mikey McMikeFace
    Mikey McMikeFace 6 months ago

    2:02 I guess Jimmy's audience wouldn't have understood had he not explained the joke. 🙄

  • Will Evans
    Will Evans 6 months ago

    Wow...the auto tune in parts of this,no dissing them as singers,But no need for the extras on top . Fantastic performance either way

  • Renzo
    Renzo 6 months ago +1

    Lots of people straight faced.

    • Leonard Breau
      Leonard Breau 5 months ago

      He makes people think about his humor, some simply don't get it.

    • Mikey McMikeFace
      Mikey McMikeFace 6 months ago +1

      I was too for s good portion of this.

  • Adam Brown
    Adam Brown 6 months ago +2

    Pause at :31 lmfao The girl with her hands on her face in the lower right portion of the screen

  • Visionist
    Visionist 6 months ago +1

    What show is this from?

  • B Mja
    B Mja 6 months ago +1

    Very low eyed

  • ScotianGold 44
    ScotianGold 44 6 months ago +3

    Your mum

  • XmanSully
    XmanSully 6 months ago +7

    01:05 naughty director

    • Jimmi K
      Jimmi K 5 months ago

      Well spotted!

  • yasser
    yasser 6 months ago +1

    What they need in africa is for France and the evil UK to get out of there
    Africa is richer than all the rest combined

    • martin corderoy
      martin corderoy 5 months ago

      What WE need is for all the ones in Europe to go back to Africa

    • hisroyalawesomeness1
      hisroyalawesomeness1 5 months ago

      Funny how a white man gets away with these sub- human comments on the 3rd world, yet a white lady goes out to try to help & gets taken to pieces. Strange world...

    • hope odyssey
      hope odyssey 6 months ago

      On point! Thieves, nothing more!

    • hope odyssey
      hope odyssey 6 months ago

      @wufongtan wufong BS

    • hope odyssey
      hope odyssey 6 months ago

      @wufongtan wufong BS, you haven't a clue;

  • Garrett Hunt
    Garrett Hunt 6 months ago +78

    I'd never heard of Lidl, I honestly thought he said "a Little."

    • cheekyboy5000
      cheekyboy5000 5 months ago +1

      It's like Aldi, not that dissimilar.

    • jb B
      jb B 5 months ago

      We've got lidl here in NC, and VA

    • wes
      wes 6 months ago +1

      @raymond daubney be happy that you dont have them

  • SKYBLUE 100
    SKYBLUE 100 6 months ago +6

    Best bit in this, the pan shot at 0.33 to the three women without even a grin, and looking quite, err
    LEFT WING FEMINIST 🤣
    And clearly at the wrong show.

    • hope odyssey
      hope odyssey 6 months ago

      I'm no leftwing and find his stupid remarks, fukin disgusting, smug bastard.!

    • young J
      young J 6 months ago

      @Kalana Herath well they aren't exactly conservatives

    • Kalana Herath
      Kalana Herath 6 months ago

      Extreme Feminists are not Left wing you idiot

    • RogueRM
      RogueRM 6 months ago

      And @1:32

    • Skann
      Skann 6 months ago +1

      You're over analysing mate, nothing to do with feminism or political views

  • Daniel Paul Watts
    Daniel Paul Watts 6 months ago +2

    Awesome Jimmy as usual!! 😂😂

  • David Buschhorn
    David Buschhorn 6 months ago +70

    "Consolidate your bills into one easy, monthly payment!"
    Borrow your way out of debt! XD

  • 7 10
    7 10 6 months ago

    This is some of the shittiest comedy of ever seen from Jimmy Carr

  • Smash A Commie
    Smash A Commie 6 months ago +18

    No need to joke about this anymore. Theyll all be in Europe in 10 years

    • xilo301
      xilo301 6 months ago

      Then will be no famine. Fish and chip for all.

    • Irungu Erick
      Irungu Erick 6 months ago +4

      @Chris Christian But I see that you basically fucked up your Western culture by letting in immigrants. Now you are stuck with religious extremists roaming your streets and you get tagged with -phobic if you dare utter a word against them . . .

    • Irungu Erick
      Irungu Erick 6 months ago +2

      @Chris Christian Wish I could help but the Ebola has to be spread somehow . . . Equality for all mankind.

    • Chris Christian
      Chris Christian 6 months ago +2

      @Irungu Erick can you convince the millions of your buddies to stay there with you?

    • Irungu Erick
      Irungu Erick 6 months ago

      Aaaaah we don't want to come there with all your feminists and LGBTQI BS 😂. . .

  • Stuart F
    Stuart F 6 months ago +2

    good to see he never changes

  • Psychoticcherry
    Psychoticcherry 6 months ago +7

    1:32 - She is not amused..... LOL

    • Jacob Zondag
      Jacob Zondag 5 months ago

      @John Bethany: He's not the only one. Poor performance of Carr. I guess he has to take the public that he can get.

    • Metal Theme
      Metal Theme 6 months ago

      @Kathryn Bell The flying fuck are you talking about? The joke wasnt that funny, thats why shes not laughing. Just because someone doesnt think a joke is funny, doesnt mean its because their feelings are hurt. Grow the fuck up.

    • RogueRM
      RogueRM 6 months ago

      And @0:31

    • Kathryn Bell
      Kathryn Bell 6 months ago +3

      John Bethany I saw her as I was watching it too! A snowflake that's melting at a bit of harsh humour! Bless her, now pass the mop...

    • Conor Birkett
      Conor Birkett 6 months ago

      I know those 2 can fuck right off miserable fucks 😂

  • sewpahmon
    sewpahmon 6 months ago +1

    "ha ha ha"

  • eastlondontillidie
    eastlondontillidie 6 months ago +125

    Unlucky at Wimbledon mate , better luck next year 🎾

  • Kevin Conneely
    Kevin Conneely 6 months ago +13

    0:31 some offended looking snowflakes right there

    • SDRockman
      SDRockman 6 months ago

      Aye, the people sitting there in the audience didn't want to have anything said about African people, so they were naturally shocked to hear that nothing was being said against European men. It must of been such a shock for them to hear "Jimmy" come out with stuff that didn't portray European men out to be complete goof balls.

    • xilo301
      xilo301 6 months ago

      Some jokes are not for all. But jimmy is hard. If you assist there you better have thick skin.

    • hope odyssey
      hope odyssey 6 months ago

      Nasty

    • Liam Collins
      Liam Collins 6 months ago +1

      Look again at 1:32, same 2 not laughing

    • Kathryn Bell
      Kathryn Bell 6 months ago +4

      Melting before our very eyes. Now pass the mop please...

  • New Message
    New Message 6 months ago +118

    It's great that he did his starvation bits while he was still chubby.

    • Jean Kennedy
      Jean Kennedy 3 months ago +2

      It's funny that his body has never been fat, and only his cheeks were chubby.

    • Slagg CS
      Slagg CS 6 months ago

      He had surgery.

    • Horny Fruit Flies
      Horny Fruit Flies 6 months ago +1

      I haven't seen you in a while!

  • SiTaK
    SiTaK 6 months ago +1

    Shii i love this posh prick

  • Shadow Fade
    Shadow Fade 6 months ago +5

    wow im early

  • Sachin Sharma
    Sachin Sharma 6 months ago +3

    Love you jimmy