Monologue: Barefoot and Pregnant | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • Published on May 18, 2019
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Comments • 2 767

  • Mr. Candid
    Mr. Candid Month ago

    If you don’t want to have a baby, don’t have unprotected sex.

  • Gary C Belleville
    Gary C Belleville Month ago

    Republicans don't believe in the killing of a fetus yet they do nothing to stop the killings in schools

  • Jeanne 54
    Jeanne 54 2 months ago

    Alabama has been a backwards state people want to ESCAPE FROM for eons!

  • Joy Smith
    Joy Smith 2 months ago

    How many babies are born after the doctor puts the chemical in the mother to abort the baby when it's life would be ok they put them in a corner hear them cry and let them die ,some nurses took these babies and put them up for adoption or show it to the mother and she sees her baby is still alive so sad for these doctors do this ,leave that baby it is an abortion

  • Ricky G Bluesman
    Ricky G Bluesman 3 months ago

    You are depriving some village somewhere of an idiot.

  • albarino gold
    albarino gold 3 months ago

    Such a creepy laughtrack, but appropriate for a zionist shill.....

  • Madrrrrrrrrrrr
    Madrrrrrrrrrrr 3 months ago

    2 words: supreme court

  • strandedstarfish
    strandedstarfish 3 months ago

    You forgot Iowa.

  • Douglas Ballantine
    Douglas Ballantine 3 months ago

    Aww boohoo did someone lose their right to kill babies

  • TheSpokenWizard
    TheSpokenWizard 3 months ago

    There's a difference between the right to life and the right to be rich. Money doesn't determine if you have the right to live. The only way leftist would become prolife is if you only allowed abortions for leftists!

  • Stephanie Mujan
    Stephanie Mujan 3 months ago

    The DNC is trying to gang bang Bernie with numbers, because if he wins, the DNC will start CLEANING HOUSE, godfather style.

  • RIXRADvidz
    RIXRADvidz 3 months ago

    Where Are The Laws Criminalizing MASTURBATING MEN and MEN with VASECTOMIES?? they are doing the same exact thing as an abortion, delaying or ceasing the development of a potential person. until that fetus draws it's own first breath, it is a parasite to the host. Where Are the Laws Criminalizing MASTURBATING MEN and Men with Vasectomies?

  • Caddy Joey
    Caddy Joey 3 months ago

    religious nuttys trying to install their religious government laws separation between church an state needs to be real and more established or we will see a pope as president

  • James Harris
    James Harris 3 months ago

    It puzzles me how conservatives in the middle class approve of the GOP's assault on the Middle Class.
    When an alligator bites off one leg they offer the other leg just on the off chance he's still hungry.

  • MoreAmerican
    MoreAmerican 3 months ago +1

    4:13

  • lindy3586
    lindy3586 3 months ago

    Hey bill why do we have to have biden another centrist republican lite candidate, why wont you have sore progressives on our show.

  • Nevi Gabriel
    Nevi Gabriel 3 months ago

    The tip of the spear needs more cocaine really...Maher is another sinking jellyfish really...Shame his big bet Avenatti collapsed like a bag of hot shit. These unfunny a-holes should be assigned cells with him...that tip sure broke off...Maher probably arrived as an unwanted foetus and only survvived because of the time..a lifetime mental cripple egged on by other mindless gobs.

  • Jaywolf what grinds my gears

    Bill as a conservative I do agree that 6 weeks and so on is too soon however I'd like to hear your opinions on 23 weeks when the baby can live outside of the mother's stomach another thing is how does Donald Trump have anything to do with the effects of State politics these states are Republican states in there individually doing this it has nothing to do with the president being elected so I want to know how you drew that conclusion

  • grah55
    grah55 3 months ago

    I've said it before and I'll say it again:
    Imagine an incredibly greedy selfish person. Which party do you think they'd be supporting? See the replies below and like which one you think it is. (I realise they could be supporting both but lets assume they can only pick one). Commence the polling!

    • grah55
      grah55 3 months ago +1

      *Republicans*

    • grah55
      grah55 3 months ago

      *Democrats*

  • Dennis Huffman
    Dennis Huffman 3 months ago

    Because it's due to the fact that Florida carried the last election title because it's where Trump's Mira Lago Resort is and because of the Electoral College which needs to be abolished because it does not pay attention to the national votes, the votes of the actual people do NOT count, you're wasting your vote because they are poor and have no money.

  • Dennis Huffman
    Dennis Huffman 3 months ago

    "Try to put a sentence together that'll make sense sometime in our lifetimes". - Robin Williams

  • BRODYMAN83
    BRODYMAN83 3 months ago

    Can u have Tariq Nasheed on as your first guest late July to promo Hidden Colors 5?

  • Hugo Brown
    Hugo Brown 3 months ago

    YOU Americans are such PUSSY's. You hide McCains ship and sailor's wearing hats from Trump's eyes in Japan? WTF are you people doing.This is atrocious. and sad. and disgusting. we thought you were the strongest ????? everyday i am more shocked how useless the USA is, Hugo

  • Dennis Huffman
    Dennis Huffman 3 months ago

    "You cannot control how your joke can or will be inferred".

  • IP Needly
    IP Needly 3 months ago

    But yeah Ryan Renolds, Alien Prop! Seen It. And That Just Brought The DarkKnight. With U2?

  • IP Needly
    IP Needly 3 months ago

    You See They Keep saying what I believe About good Is wrong, Well How would you even Know what I believe in God there You Holeyness? That's why I don't attend Church. But Yeah A Scientist Is God! Its what Is, And It's obviously what will Just be If they have there way!

  • The Ultimate Reductionist
    The Ultimate Reductionist 3 months ago +1

    I am PROUD to be LOYAL & PATRIOTIC to my fellow MATHIST ATHEIST ANTINATALIST ANIMAL RIGHTS VEGAN CLIMATE ACTIVIST AMERICANS!! And I am PROUD to be LOYAL & PATRIOTIC to my fellow MATHIST ATHEIST ANTINATALIST ANIMAL RIGHTS VEGAN CLIMATE ACTIVIST with ANYONE around the world! We are the ones who should have the guns!

  • Pat Exx
    Pat Exx 3 months ago

    The Alabama law must not stand but who gives a fuck what jackass like Maher says? He lost any credibility outside his fans years ago.

  • Logan Ali
    Logan Ali 3 months ago

    k. rose

  • Jorge Stolfi
    Jorge Stolfi 3 months ago

    Please tell the editor of these videos that the best cut-off point is NOT right when Bill has almost, but not quite, stopped speaking.

  • Mean Old Lady
    Mean Old Lady 3 months ago

    Close your legs, bag your junk & live like decent human beings instead of horny, depraved animals.
    Easy as. No sympathy for devils who freely & carelessly murder their own kids especially given how horrible abortion actually is on the babies who are being killed by being torn apart.
    God forbid the whores who have it done should feel anything - unlike the babies themselves...

  • Kristin A
    Kristin A 3 months ago

    Oh, no! People may have to consume less plastic shit they don’t need. HORRIBLE!

  • Zeek M
    Zeek M 3 months ago

    To Bill Maher, I see you've changed a bit.
    I discovered that you destroyed Adam Schiff.
    Well Done.
    I'm willing to count that as redemption for you.

  • Josephine Mahar
    Josephine Mahar 3 months ago

    When are these Republicans going to go all the way and pass into law female genital mutiation. You might as well go the whole hog to prove what you all are.

    • Jon Ericson
      Jon Ericson 3 months ago

      Cause the first time someone tries doing that even in the South to someone's wife, mother, daughter, etc, they're going to get their head blown off.

  • bellamoon
    bellamoon 3 months ago

    Bill slams the Dems for problems caused by the far right a bit too often these days. He doesn't want to change due to the privileges he has enjoyed all of his life.

  • Rebecca Conn
    Rebecca Conn 3 months ago

    I would not stay in Alablame-her.
    Let cucks keep their pants zipped and learn the joy of INCEL.

  • Thoreau
    Thoreau 3 months ago

    Oh Billy, you never learn, do you.
    Keep putting down the red States, and your coronary when Trump wins again, is guaranteed.

  • Nick Werner-Matavka
    Nick Werner-Matavka 3 months ago

    Now this is the gentle humour I used to like from Maher. Not all this shitting on Trump, every week at the same time.

  • Paul Sommerhalder
    Paul Sommerhalder 3 months ago

    Bill, the entire planet Earth will be forever in your debt for coining the term: Matt Damon's Sheet Potatoes. The Martian on FX tonight, and thanks to Bill, it's a sheetshow.

  • Teddy Rodríguez
    Teddy Rodríguez 3 months ago

    Bill!!!!
    I love you so
    I always will
    I look at you and see
    the passion eyes of May
    Oh but am I ever gonna see
    my wedding day?
    COME ON BILL!!!!

  • Hayes Dabney
    Hayes Dabney 3 months ago

    They want white women to have white babies, and lots of um, as fast as possible.

  • Daniel Ryan
    Daniel Ryan 3 months ago

    You can think abortion is morally wrong. But if you think that sentencing a doctor to life in prison for performing one, or sentencing a woman to thirty years for having a miscarriage is morally right because you are that against abortion-it says a lot more about you.

  • Ignore Anime Avatars
    Ignore Anime Avatars 3 months ago

    Bill sucks now.

  • KH2409
    KH2409 3 months ago

    While I don't agree with abortion overall, it still doesn't mean that OPINIONS like mine should dictate the freedom of choice for others. Each circumstance is different and should be left to the individual.
    What happened to letting adults make up their own minds?

  • Wots Nue
    Wots Nue 3 months ago

    It starts the investigator gets investigated it Spygate time

  • eualadindeal
    eualadindeal 3 months ago

    good liberal shill, how nice he shills, I hope they pay him good for his long life of shilling and boot licking

  • Gary Avery II
    Gary Avery II 3 months ago

    Okay the major Mercedes-Benz manufacturing plant is in Tuscaloosa Alabama and I got plenty of things they building down there so for you dumbass liberals to sit here and try to crack jokes about Alabama that's why Trump is in office and we'll stay there

  • BEEN DEER
    BEEN DEER 3 months ago

    maher you're a fuckin' jerk off fag who thinks he's funny cause abc and hbo agreed with this fuckin' j$w jerk off

  • Green Brain
    Green Brain 3 months ago

    Democrats are said to see non-white people as potential voters. Republicans see babies, born into poor families, under-educated... as potential voters.

  • Lunar972
    Lunar972 3 months ago

    did bill maher just call democrats as hashtag losers?

  • bellamoon
    bellamoon 3 months ago

    Bill....you slammed Dems for not going on Fox. Mayor Pete went on and did a great job, but they're using sound bites to smear him.

  • Steve Jarvis
    Steve Jarvis 3 months ago

    You know what the democrats could do to win for sure would be to plant in a democrat candidate, posing as a republican, the way that Putin planted in drumpf. drumpf gets away with being a con artist any ways so why should the democrats play fair?

  • Doc Holiday
    Doc Holiday 3 months ago

    45 is planning a coup
    He will never give up the power
    Never underestimate your opposition. Fatal mistake.

    • monokhem
      monokhem 3 months ago

      @Doc Holiday It's the genius of DC being filled with black people. Fascists are not taking over easily.

    • Doc Holiday
      Doc Holiday 3 months ago

      @monokhem you could be right.
      I still adhere to the adage
      Never underestimate your opposition.

    • monokhem
      monokhem 3 months ago

      @Doc Holiday No he wouldn't. Trump lives in a town full of black people and a local municipality that hates him. Even if he could get the secret service to back him, doubtful, or the marines, impossible, the locals would still rip through that security like it was paper. Some cook would probably poison them all before the mob even got to him to give him the full Kaddafi. .

    • Doc Holiday
      Doc Holiday 3 months ago

      @monokhem if he pulls it off he won't get executed. He will be doing the executions.

    • monokhem
      monokhem 3 months ago

      Good. I would love to see him get executed.

  • Alabama Mothman
    Alabama Mothman 3 months ago

    Perhaps being a baby murdering ghoul with shoes is more preferable to democrats. With no thought of a future woman having her right to choose.

  • connerjd
    connerjd 3 months ago

    Yet Utah was one of the first states to allow women to vote before it became federal law in 1920.

    • monokhem
      monokhem 3 months ago

      @connerjd Sure, and that worked, and no one in Utah has more than one wife now or did then. You're gullible enough to be a moron.

    • connerjd
      connerjd 3 months ago

      They had to change the laws of polygamy in order to receive statehood.

    • monokhem
      monokhem 3 months ago +2

      That was just so Mormons could get more votes through their harems.

  • Phil Graves
    Phil Graves 3 months ago

    What an irrelevant twat Bill Maher is . it wasn't so long ago this clown was seeing the praises of that jail bird Michael Avinutty. EAT CROW CLOWN!

  • heitor zanella
    heitor zanella 3 months ago

    Hi bill please intwrview michael malice

  • VAMPYBITES
    VAMPYBITES 3 months ago

    LADIES, DON'T LET THEM PRO LIFERS GET YOU!
    SIMPLY GO TO THE SUPPER MARKET AND FIND THE MINI TINY WHISK, ATTACH AN EXTRA LONG STICK TO IT, AND MAKE A CRANK.
    LIKE A BIKE PEDDLE.
    ATTACH IT TO THE STICK, SHOVE UP YOUR PUNANIE AND WHISK AWAY!!!
    IT MAYBE SAFER THAN A FUCKING HANGER!!!!!🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕AND REMEBER WHILE ON YOUR DEATH BED BLEEDING!!!.......
    FUCK RELGION(S)🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

  • VAMPYBITES
    VAMPYBITES 3 months ago

    DON'T BITCH ABOUT PEOPLE ON WELFARE...WHEN IT WAS YOU THAT PUT THEM THERE FOR YOUR ANTI ABORTION BILLS!!!!

  • VAMPYBITES
    VAMPYBITES 3 months ago

    What happened to "SEPARATION OF CHURCH OF AND STATE."!?!?!
    YOU don't like abortions!?
    Then don't have one!!!!
    KEEP YOUR FUCKING RELIGIOUS BELIEVES OUT OF OUR CROTCHES!!!!!