• Published on Jul 26, 2019
  • Episode 57 - Ricky chats with Sean McLoughlin and Diane Morgan
    The 57th episode of Ricky's radio show on Sirius XM.
    Ricky Gervais is Deadly Sirius: Ricky with comedian chums and eminent guests discussing the big issues. Entertaining, thought-provoking, and often taboo-crunching chat about ethics, science and art; interspersed with utter bollocks and the greatest songs of all time.
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Comments • 185

  • Fingaz MC
    Fingaz MC 2 years ago +31

    Yey, Diane's back! Finally a bit of comedy!

  • Mr
    Mr 2 years ago +53

    Look, the community has been clear about this: Diane must be in all episodes. Less twitter more hitler.

  • Steven Chapplow
    Steven Chapplow 2 years ago +4

    I could listen to Diane Morgan all day..A talent..#partnergoal

  • Ryan Patey
    Ryan Patey Year ago +1

    This is the 3. A new podcast team. Sean is Steve, Diane is Karl. It works. Do a series as the 3 of you.. love it

  • John
    John 2 years ago +1

    I was at a wedding yesterday and it was super religious, and my mate burped really loudly during the speech but he was talking so quietly that everyone heard the burp, it was hilarious

  • hyskeir
    hyskeir 2 years ago +1

    Easily the best one yet - this is the dream team. Roll on next week for part 2.

    • Sir Barnaby St.John Toffington
      Sir Barnaby St.John Toffington 2 years ago

      Christ on an old 1970's Chopper bicycle!! If this one exemplifies the dizzying reaches of inspirational stratospherics , may God have mercy on all arseholes . Sorry , I mean our souls!

  • Mp gmail
    Mp gmail 2 years ago +5

    I had a job interview and shat myself whilst waiting for the train. I ran in to Millets and said "quick, Levis 36" she just put my purchase in a bag and charged me for it because I didn't want to discuss it further. I'm not looking, as she puts it in a bag, please. So I gets on the train, I ran to the toilet, squeezed my trousers and pants off, my soiled trousers and pants. Threw them out of the windowwww, thinking I'll won't be needing those agennnn. Looked in the bag. IT'S A JACKET!

    • Mp gmail
      Mp gmail 2 years ago

      @Lindsey Hartshorn and scarf to make me look like Doctor who that my mum knitted me

    • Lindsey Hartshorn
      Lindsey Hartshorn 2 years ago +1

      Still got your biscuit tin?

    • Fingaz MC
      Fingaz MC 2 years ago +2

      Classic old skool. Even before Ricky told it!

  • Joey Eats ASMR
    Joey Eats ASMR 2 years ago +1

    Hi Ricky I'm a big fan of you especially Derek and everything you have done ❤

    • Saint Don
      Saint Don 2 years ago +3

      @Benny Hill's Chinese Bloke Character I personally liked boyle's tramadol nights ...that didn't get re-commissioned though

    • Benny Hill's Chinese Bloke Character
      Benny Hill's Chinese Bloke Character 2 years ago +5

      Personally I can't help but agree with Frankie Boyle who once said in some TV studio or other : " I don't need Ricky Gervais to tell me God doesn't exist when we live in a universe where DEREK was re-commissioned twice!!! "

  • Dwayne Dibley
    Dwayne Dibley 2 years ago +1

    I thought after life was the best thing you had created but no I turns out it's this episode.
    Firemen, knobs and arseholes. With material like that you guys must be up for some sort of award.😂😂😂

  • Roger K Evans
    Roger K Evans 2 years ago

    I don't laugh much, but the bit that ends at 16:47 killed me.

  • Max Ambient
    Max Ambient 2 years ago +3

    You know what we all want... Diane & Karl on the same podcast

  • Adam White
    Adam White 2 years ago +3

    That ending was funny AF

    • Sir Barnaby St.John Toffington
      Sir Barnaby St.John Toffington 2 years ago

      I'm afraid I didn't feel adequately inclined to stick with this pornographic filthy smut 'til the end, therefore i am not appropriately qualified to express an adequate level of acquiescence with your comment!

    CAPTAIN DEADPOOL 2 years ago +3

    Please have David Brent somehow come across Alan partridge. Like Alan could interview David while hes in the office making another documentary or interviews him while David's singing in the band. What a duo that would be.

  • Garry Baldy
    Garry Baldy 2 years ago

    One of the best ones. And it's got Diane in it. That's not a coincidence.

  • Dave C
    Dave C 2 years ago +4

    Well this might have been the best episode ever

  • Nick Button
    Nick Button 2 years ago +2

    I'm sure Karl P told that story about the poo between two panes of glass to Ricky before!

  • ©ZEUS®™
    ©ZEUS®™ 2 years ago

    Oh god this was fucking hilarious. Much better than the ones Ricky cuts the guests, repeats himself about some edgy stuff which he stopped thinking about years ago and try hard to sound important.
    Sean and Diane are the real fucking A-Team!

  • MostlyLoveOfMusic
    MostlyLoveOfMusic 2 years ago +5

    Has Ricky never seen The Office? He should know the definition of dwarf

  • Blister Fingers
    Blister Fingers 2 years ago

    Tubular vessel is my new favourite insult.

  • Trystan Humphries
    Trystan Humphries 2 years ago +1

    This should be the show, add a bit of Robin Ince for flavour but this really is the A Team, brilliant, would rather listen to this "shoddy" show than any other radio show!

    • Trystan Humphries
      Trystan Humphries 2 years ago

      Agreed, Sir Barnaby, they save all the excrement for the scripts themselves.

    • Sir Barnaby St.John Toffington
      Sir Barnaby St.John Toffington 2 years ago

      @Trystan Humphries
      I must confess to tuning into Radio 4 at least once a day, but although I haven't listened to The Archers since February 9th, 2000, I don't believe they ever took up valuable episode time talking about characters, excuse my French, shitting themselves!

    • Trystan Humphries
      Trystan Humphries 2 years ago

      (Sigh) Not another militant Radio 4 fan, will you lot leave me alone, I take it back...The Archers isn't a waste of your life.

    • Sir Barnaby St.John Toffington
      Sir Barnaby St.John Toffington 2 years ago

      - would rather listen to this rubbish than any other radio show? - Christ on a sky-blue pink unicorn! Seriously?
      Get well soon.

  • Joseph Iliff
    Joseph Iliff 2 years ago

    I had forgotten how good these shows could be with the absence of actual comedians in recent weeks. This is genuinely entertaining to listen too! Also, people need to stop asking for Mercent and Pilkington.

  • ZiggyCoco
    ZiggyCoco 2 years ago

    Finally another funny one

  • P O S T
    P O S T 2 years ago +1

    Sandra’s wedding was a really great day though.

  • Peter Dmitriyevich
    Peter Dmitriyevich 2 years ago

    Gervais is the new Ben Elton

  • George Contreras
    George Contreras 2 years ago +3

    Ricky Gervais is deadly senile..
    Same boring stories recycled (curtains, shelves)
    Same guests every week.
    “The thing about offensive comedy is...”
    “Twitter is like graffiti on a toilet wall”
    Bring back Merchant and do something worth while. Your loosing it Rick... you were a podcast Lion once.

  • Nighty
    Nighty 2 years ago

    Love that Beatles track, short but sweet.

  • Verify 23
    Verify 23 2 years ago

    Now the memory of me shitting myself has been reinforced.

  • J P
    J P 2 years ago


  • ChubbyChecker182
    ChubbyChecker182 2 years ago +1

    I watched the Diane Morgan in Mandy just now (on iPlayer) very good

    CORNISHDUDE 2 years ago +13

    Diane is too good for this.

  • Tom Walsh
    Tom Walsh 2 years ago +15

    Yes! Diane Morgan is back!

    CORNISHDUDE Year ago

    22:30 the poem :D

  • Wunjo
    Wunjo 2 years ago +1

    We had a lad shit himself on a school trip, whilst wearing beige trousers. I think we were about 11. Nice info. Ha!

  • Wonder Woman
    Wonder Woman 2 years ago +1

    Ricky spends his life making people laugh and making people happy..

    • P O S T
      P O S T 2 years ago

      Wonder Woman you should never use popularity to indicate that something is good. Plenty of really shit awful things are extremely popular. Bieber, Ed sheeran, Mrs Browns Boys, Spice Girls, Elton John....the list of popular shit things is much longer than the list of popular good things.
      This is not a dig at Ricky. I like most of the stuff he’s done. Right back from xfm, 11 o’ clock show, etc

    • Wonder Woman
      Wonder Woman 2 years ago +1

      Lol yer I guess it’s good to see how you’ve changed over the years. I’ve got too many people I’ve ghosted over the years so I’ve deleted Facebook so people can’t find me lol I don’t feel like any arguments get settled on twitter, it’s just pointless rants, and a competition to win arguments with the highest number of likes. Kind of immature.

    • Fingaz MC
      Fingaz MC 2 years ago +1

      @Wonder Woman lol spot on! And why bring it up in every show and interview/podcast he does. Like I say I'm a fan, but Twitter tittle tattle isn't for me.
      And Yeah, when I used to have Facebook people still realised that Online *wasn't* real life, it was fun, now people have trouble differentiating! And yeah there's a lot of fakeness on Instagram, but for me it's a nice storage place for photos (same reason I haven't deleted FB just deactivated it, incase I want the photos from there) and it is kind of cool seeing my life, looks and weight go up and down from 2012 -2019 on my Instagram timeline lol.

    • Wonder Woman
      Wonder Woman 2 years ago +1

      I know what you mean. If he doesn’t care what people think then why does it bother him so much what people say on twitter. He said himself it’s like a toilet wall with worthless opinions. I hate Facebook, loads of people promoting their fake lives lol instagram too for that matter...

    • Fingaz MC
      Fingaz MC 2 years ago +2

      @Wonder Woman Yeah, personally I don't really use Twitter anyway anymore (I used to be a somebody but not for many years lol), I don't keep up with celebrities and things so when he goes on these rants I haven't got the faintest idea what he's on about. And tbh I think most 'normal' people use Facebook (although I personally deactivated that as well lol) so it gets really boring after a while. I didn't mind the bit in humanity where he brought it up, but to talk about it pretty much every Sirius show is just over kill. If people on there annoy him so much then leave.
      That's why all I have is TheXvid, Instagram and Pornhub lol.

  • Geoff Flaws
    Geoff Flaws 2 years ago

    "People love it", for whom are you speaking ? Fuck it, back to the old XFM shows for me. I'll come back here when I'm really desperate for sleep 😀

  • Geoff Flaws
    Geoff Flaws 2 years ago

    "People love it", for whom are you speaking ? Fuck it, back to the old XFM shows for me. I'll come back here when I'm really desperate for sleep 😀

  • Elliot Stacey
    Elliot Stacey 2 years ago +2

    Oh. A different Sean McLoughlin

  • YouKnowz BRO
    YouKnowz BRO 2 years ago +2

    Diane .aw .I love her dolsic tones and her accent I love.she is so laid back , horizontal springs to mind.and not in a shaggy way. But I would. She is really good in her office in the Netflix four parter you did with her.wassit called again.
    Got title. Afterlife. She rocks he part in that.sweet lass a say.

    • YouKnowz BRO
      YouKnowz BRO 2 years ago

      @Direnova .ugh my life is rather phonetic at best of tymes. And amma scot.from paisley. Sowenna tok.asum tymes mispell a phew hings. An at da enn ovtha day.it away means the same thing.

    • Direnova
      Direnova 2 years ago +1

      @YouKnowz BRO I've got a friend with dyslexia, it makes him an amazing lateral thinker. If i want any format optimised to a ridiculous level, he's my first port of call.

    • YouKnowz BRO
      YouKnowz BRO 2 years ago

      @Direnova while I was writing it i thought .this is wrang.
      BTW wrang is Scottish for wrong.

    • YouKnowz BRO
      YouKnowz BRO 2 years ago

      @Direnova I am dyslexic so welcome to my world.

    • Direnova
      Direnova 2 years ago +1

      @Mp gmail I'll give you 10 minutes, after that, it's dog eat dog.

  • Miles Monroe
    Miles Monroe 2 years ago

    This is a big improvement

  • Black Hole
    Black Hole 2 years ago +7

    I heard Bill Burr say something about doing podcast with Ricky, does anybody know if this is true?

    • Black Hole
      Black Hole 2 years ago +2

      @Mr Yeah exactly... I'm guessing it went well though because Bill sounded pretty positive when he spoke about it.

    • Mr
      Mr 2 years ago +3

      I’d assume so and it’ll be upcoming. It’s weird given the criticism burr gave Ricky in the early podcast days. It’s buried on TheXvid somewhere.

    • Jack Gray
      Jack Gray 2 years ago +8

      @DefMettle You confused Burr with your mom

  • Fingaz MC
    Fingaz MC 2 years ago +1

    I love that Ricky talking about plastic surgery will probably be the topic he always mentions that bites him on his arse 10 years later. Just like him joking about trans people on the old xfm shows...

  • Liam Carr
    Liam Carr 2 years ago +1

    Shagging hoovers and stupid things nans say... it's 2007 and i'm listening to russell brands podcast

    • Sam Wh
      Sam Wh 2 years ago

      “Nanecdotes” .... the best!

  • K C
    K C 2 years ago +9

    Ricky is loosing it and going senile

    • Benny Hill's Chinese Bloke Character
      Benny Hill's Chinese Bloke Character 2 years ago +3

      This could be the case. I've heard he's recently taken to hanging out in graveyards between 10AM and approximately 12.37PM every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, with a flask of Tetleys tea and a couple cheese and tomato sandwiches, just looking at headstones , talking to birds and quoting Nietzsche! Simultaneously imagining that he's a character in an unreleased Bob Dylan song from 1966!
      Good luck to him.

  • TheGrizzlybear456
    TheGrizzlybear456 2 years ago +41

    "With me Ricky Gervais, S̶e̶a̶n̶ ̶M̶c̶L̶o̶u̶g̶h̶l̶i̶n̶ ̶ Stephen Merchant and D̶i̶a̶n̶e̶ ̶M̶o̶r̶g̶a̶n̶ ̶ the round headed baldy manc twonk that is Karl Pilkington
    "h̶e̶l̶l̶o̶" " alright"

    • The Steve Experience
      The Steve Experience 2 years ago


    • foekist
      foekist 2 years ago +2

      lol the good ol' days. Karl Pilkington & Stephen Merchant helped make Ricky, nowadays- when you hear him talk about the office- it's like he's the creator and I wouldn't be surprised if he stipulates that they're not to be mentioned. I love Ricky, but I'm afraid that he has forgotten where he has come from. Give me XFM podcasts repeats over this shite any day of the week.

  • NotYourAlly
    NotYourAlly 2 years ago

    Eeeeh, Ricky said HE wrote "What was my destiny" poem on the old XFM show.

    • hedgehog1965uk
      hedgehog1965uk 2 years ago +1

      @Max Ambient Well remembered. Looking that up, I see that show was broadcast 17 May 2003 and Ricky said he had remembered the poem for 25 years at that point. Well now another 16 years have passed.

    • Donna Claire
      Donna Claire 2 years ago

      Ricky always said it was the other boy. No i'm not a nerd,,, i listen now to his old podcasts cause I moved to Australia in 1990 which means i'm only just now still discovering the absolute brilliance of the shows, loved him then and love him now all the same. Fricking too hilarious and I never want it to end 👏

    • NotYourAlly
      NotYourAlly 2 years ago

      @Max Ambient Really? I will check, thanks.

    • Max Ambient
      Max Ambient 2 years ago +1

      I think you may have misremembered. XFM S02E39 @18m. Yes i am a nerd.

  • Jan
    Jan 2 years ago +1

    Is there a podcast feed of this?

    • P O S T
      P O S T 2 years ago

      Xipotec only on SiriusXM or audible....but you have to pay.

  • yoink
    yoink 2 years ago

    I like it how people comment that they don't like Ricky or these podcasts but they cannot see the irony !

  • Data Team
    Data Team 2 years ago +2

    Ha Ha the Mick Hodge that Shat himself on the Bus was Me!!! thanks for the Name Check but Diane didn't really do the Story Justice ,just Buzzing Ricky Name Checked me and by my Nick Name Hodgy :D

    • poobutt ass
      poobutt ass 2 years ago

      @P O S T but how would you know youre the real mick hodge?

    • P O S T
      P O S T 2 years ago

      I’m the mick hodge mentioned on this podcast. All others who say they are, are lying.

    • poobutt ass
      poobutt ass 2 years ago

      same, im mick hodge

  • experiment54
    experiment54 2 years ago

    That guy who wants to tell his friend that he’s in love with her. Just say to her “hey we should go out helping each other to get dates by pretending we are a couple. We can make it a game” she how she reacts. If she’s up for it either way you will get someone to kiss you and at some point you can suggest she kisses you to make it real in some situation that’ll make sense when you are in it. If the kiss is magic you’ll see it in her eyes. That’s what I’d do because I’m silly and stuff.

    • Jimmy the mad ostrich
      Jimmy the mad ostrich 2 years ago +1

      Fingaz Mc introversion and social phobia's are real things. Not everyone's on the same level.

    • experiment54
      experiment54 2 years ago

      Fingaz Mc well basically that’s what he’s asking, and my suggestion helps him along to developing one.

    • Fingaz MC
      Fingaz MC 2 years ago +1

      Or they could get a personality...

  • Matthew Wood
    Matthew Wood 2 years ago

    Will these be animated too? 🤔

    • Matthew Wood
      Matthew Wood 2 years ago

      Jesus Crikey! Lol

    • Jimmy the mad ostrich
      Jimmy the mad ostrich 2 years ago

      I've just bumped into Ricky walking out of a boozer in Hampstead, he says " No, there will not be animations of my piss-poor DeadlySirius broadcasts, as I've already got more than enough money to last me ten lifetimes, and greed is one of my biggest hates! " I believe he then went home to his £15million mansion.

  • John
    John 2 years ago +1

    Daughter - youth, beautiful song

  • Emer O'Broin
    Emer O'Broin Year ago

    So much talk about knobs when you said my new novel I heard nob-el...

  • Matt
    Matt 2 years ago

    It is a bit weird doing gigs on your honeymoon...

    • poobutt ass
      poobutt ass 2 years ago

      how is it? claim honeymoon back on expenses since hes working

    CORNISHDUDE 2 years ago +2

    10:19 - 10:26
    That is all

    • Cowboy Joe from Mexico - else Texas
      Cowboy Joe from Mexico - else Texas 2 years ago

      @Fingaz Mc kinda crap's that user name boy? We all speaks like this down Texas where i ' s from buddy. Yesiree Bob, no buckshot beatin' 'round the damn bush down Texas , just straight and to the damn point!

  • Snesley Wipes Squeegee Services

    Diane is absolute class...Only really funny - this podcast- when she's on it.

  • gullible muppet sheep
    gullible muppet sheep 2 years ago +4

    Just turn the tap on.

  • Stefan Kelly
    Stefan Kelly 2 years ago +3

    He kept saying how bad it was but at least it wasnt all about twitter this time 👌👌👌

    • rorrt
      rorrt 2 years ago +5

      Don't know what you're talking about?

  • dominic d what 420 no really snap

    the boys next door ...piss in pool in that film turns blue don't you know

  • ShiguiSama
    ShiguiSama 2 years ago


  • S Y
    S Y 2 years ago

    Get Ho Lee Fuk and Camp David on. Ding dong, quack quack oops.

  • Luis Carruthers
    Luis Carruthers 2 years ago +2

    It's so amazing how bad comedians can be yet they still make a living out of it. Sean McLoughlin is hopelessly unfunny.

  • gazza tommo
    gazza tommo Year ago

    Fleshy thumb. Good band name.

  • Lola Twinkle
    Lola Twinkle 2 years ago

    If you dont know who Diane is search Professor Cunk...the woman is a GENIUS.

  • Laura Sellera
    Laura Sellera 2 years ago

    I know it’s unlikely that Ricky Gervais is going to read it, but fuck that, I’m gonna write it anyway. You’re a genius, sir!! I’m from Brazil and I’m a recent fan (I know, I’m quite late) and it all started with After Life... I just became addicted to your work after watching it! And then Humanity... OMG, you are so great!! I’m out of every social networks, so the only way I can keep track is through this channel and podcast. I always loved everything about the UK (specially the brits sense of humor) so it was very predictable that I would “fall in love” so easily. I know that people use these comments usually to express their hate towards you (specially on Twitter, right?!), but here I am, sending all my love and wishing you all the best, sir!!! I’m glad I’m on this planet at the same time as you, do you know what I mean?! I’m so sorry, English is obviously not my first language (not even the second - which would be sarcasm), so I might not be able to express myself very well, but I think you got the gist of it!! Take care, man! Cheers from Brazil!!

  • 812tompark
    812tompark 2 years ago +15


  • Povenmire
    Povenmire 2 years ago


  • Trisador9
    Trisador9 2 years ago +1

    suddenly... "orange"

  • Parramatta
    Parramatta 2 years ago +3

    So much better without Stephen Knight

    • Joseph Iliff
      Joseph Iliff 2 years ago +1

      I quite like Stephen Knight but paired with Ricky they bring out the worst in each other winging on about the same old tired topic.

  • Bryan Kilvinski
    Bryan Kilvinski 2 years ago

    Get some different guests on.

  • Povenmire
    Povenmire 2 years ago


  • Sue Whitton
    Sue Whitton 2 years ago +4

    A new low. Jeez.

  • 1nodmonkey
    1nodmonkey 2 years ago +8

    Play a record

  • Jhutch
    Jhutch 2 years ago +2

    Where’s the bill burr episode

    • Jhutch
      Jhutch 2 years ago

      I know I was shocked to but Bill said on his podcast he did one with Ricky

    • Sam Wh
      Sam Wh 2 years ago

      I’d love that but from what I gather Bill’s not a big fan

  • Ben
    Ben 2 years ago +13

    Get the K man on

  • DDTPhoenix 12
    DDTPhoenix 12 2 years ago


    MAD CONNER. 2 years ago +1

    Il just make do with re watching the XFM podcasts I think.

  • dogs aren't dangerous
    dogs aren't dangerous 2 years ago +2

    Karla Pilkington

  • Sir Barnaby St.John Toffington

    I came here to listen to some interesting conversations with occasional excursions into good wholesome drawing room comedy , and all I get is what could best be described as pornographic filth!
    I shall report this!!

  • Silas Lang
    Silas Lang 2 years ago +2

    Ricky I know you won't read this but if you do I'm wrong . That is all.

  • S Y
    S Y 2 years ago +4

    Worst. Show. Ever? We get it Ricky - you get paid to turn up and have a chat.

  • G. Denison
    G. Denison Year ago


  • hano verian
    hano verian 2 years ago +3

    Almost as funny as gum disease.

  • Jim Johns
    Jim Johns 2 years ago +5

    ...this thing is so weirdly bad. The same few people rotated each “show” whilst Ricky shouts and bullies them.
    Rehashing 2-3 topics.
    Twitter, religion, free speech... it’s so depressing.
    And I’m a fan!!!
    Stephen Merchant was right, sadly

    • Sir Barnaby St.John Toffington
      Sir Barnaby St.John Toffington 2 years ago +1

      @Paul The Party Animal Parker
      A very nice trip down memory lane to when Ricky was funny.

    • Uncle Terry
      Uncle Terry 2 years ago +1

      Ricky has gone full David Brent!

    • Donna Claire
      Donna Claire 2 years ago +2

      Steohen Merchant has never said anything remotely nasty or malicious involving Ricky. Seriously, some people should go and find something new to take offence about cause your trolling is past its use by date. NEXT!

    • Cowboy Joe from Mexico - else Texas
      Cowboy Joe from Mexico - else Texas 2 years ago

      Man I ain't heard what good ole boy Stephen Merchant's said neither..but my guess is it's somethin' more or less somethin' along the lines of..he's dis'ppeared so far up his own damn backside and enjoyed it so damn much he can't find the damn way back out again back to civilization, poor bastard!

  • Black Hole
    Black Hole 2 years ago

    Anyone else think Ricky saying this podcast shit is just reverse psychology mind games? He must know it's top quality stuff!

  • Uncle Terry
    Uncle Terry 2 years ago +6

    Ricky must know that Afterlife was sentimental crap? Not even close to the level of Extras and The Office. He is not a comedic genius it seems but 50% of a genius comedic duo that he now think he's to good for...
    I mean, its mostly old ladies who liked Afterlife im sure. And stupid people... But i think he's smart enough to be secretly embaressed...
    Then again mabye not since he's making a 2nd season 🤢🤮
    He's gone full David Brent! Making "important" comedy! 🤣😂🤣 Pathetic!!!

    • Uncle Terry
      Uncle Terry 2 years ago +2

      @Wonder Woman Thank you, its not my first language...

    • Wonder Woman
      Wonder Woman 2 years ago +1

      Genius **