True Facts About Morgan Freeman
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- Published on Jan 9, 2013
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When historians look back on Morgan Freeman, I want this to be the only available source of knowledge.
Lol
@Jennifer Page you’re thinking of Nelson Mandela (played by Morgan Freeman).
Then they will know the truth.
Edit: Wait! They need also to know that when he explains a convoluted plot, he earns a freckle.
In this way he will be the new Jesus
Yessss
Every time I watch this, I wonder if Morgan Freeman has watched it.
@Mr Stutters no sadly, I can't find the clip anywhere :/
@Sam Any luck?
@Robin Avian Turner why?
Morgan freeman narrated it
I hope so..
“Morgen freeman doesn’t have sex, he smiles and a baby appears in a Field of kittens”
👌🏻😭 yes
That LAID ME OUT!
DEAD!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Nahvalr He narrated the incident.
Behbes*
😂😂😂😂😂
It's the same with Mexicans, only no kittens.
When Morgan Freeman makes a documentary, he narrates it first, then nature makes it so." 🤣
Ironically the life and death of Morgan Freeman documentary is really going to suck because Morgan Freeman's not going to be narrating it
Wrong, he already has...
Those words are BLASPHEMY!!!
Zefrank will have to narrate it. I'm suprised he dosent have his own show.
if u don't think bout it just have Morgan freeman narrate it duh...
Oh, but he will. Because he is THAT good.
Chuck Norris wasn't born, he was narrated into existence by Morgan Freeman.
It seems that even god makes mistakes
Morgan Freeman and Chuck Norris are brothers with different mothers. immaculate conception both times, Each of their father figures never knew.
Even Morgan Freeman makes mistakes
Or to quote RealMaddox, Chuck Norris eats rocks and sh*ts lightning bolts. But he's no Morgan Freeman.
“Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman....Morgan Freeman”
-ZeFrank1
Profound
A truer phrase was never spoken.
@DrunkenGrandMaster You managed to paraphrase Zefrank's poem. Absolutely outstanding.
I give this script a score of 10/10 Morgan Freemans.
Forgan Mreeman
When he said "Morgan Freeman is certainly thinking about you" I cried a little bit
I'm not the only one cool
same lol
Being told that Morgan Freeman narrates my life makes me feel happy.
@Omar Menjivar Get your mind out of the gutter, let me live my wholesome life please 🥺
Yeah let's ignore how creepy that sounds.
@Idoking12 Morgan Freeman giveth, and Morgan Freeman taketh away
He gave you depression
But also happiness
So you mean to tell me that Morgan Freeman is narrating me watching a video about Morgan Freeman and then writting a comment about Morgan Freeman narrating each individual letter I type concerning Morgan Freeman.
Freegan Morman. Vegan Normin. Morman Vegan!
Forgen Fleebin!
Thats how a Morgan Freeman do.
@peter campbell nice ;-)
The new Chuck Norris meme 👍😁
I anticipated that line and was prepared for disappointment. The rest was well worth the watch. :'D
And that's exactly what he said in the end........in Morgan freeman.....
🤣
"he narrated his own birth" got me fast on that one
_"Soon I will make my first poop; one of many in the life of Morgan Freeman."_
x2
I liked the part when he talked about Morgan Freeman
Bill Wurtz: "You could make a religion out of this."
Morgan Freeman is God to alot of kids born in the 90s
Its called Christianity 🤦
It would be a far more compassionate and worthwhile thing than any of the disasters humans have dreamt up so far..
Every one else, "no dont", Bill Wurtz, " how bout I do, anyways."
He’s the main character, we’re just living in his world
Sounds good to me.
"When Morgan Freeman makes a documentary film, he narrates it first; and then nature makes it so."
“Earthquakes are merely Mother Nature having an orgasm when she listens to March of the Penguins”
😂😂😂😂 can’t breathe
Didn't you learn anything from this video? Death is no obstacle to Morgan Freeman!
*pant* that *pant* was *pant* good.
lmfao an "organism".
7 years later. Still as true as it was the day this video first aired. All hail to Morgan.
I hope Morgan watches this and laughs his head off! Freaking brilliant! Just stay away from political figures and your channel will keep on rocking and rollin, like Morgan freeman.
“When he smiles a baby simply appears in a field full of kittens.” Now, I’m not much for blasphemy, but that last one made me laugh.
Ugh. Don't reference Bruce Almighty. It's the one thing that Morgan Freeman really should be embarassed about. It was the movie that made me swear off going to see movies in theaters again.
“If you’re having a rough day, just think about Morgan Freeman. Because he’s certainly thinking about you.”
My life is now blessed with this knowledge
The biggest tragedy with this amazing, smile inducing piece of art is that I just found it…I have missed out of 8 years of joy.
Anyone but me come here after a bad day, just to remind ourselves that even though things look down... Morgan Freeman is still out there. He's out there for us. Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman. *Morgan Freeman.*
_Let the sun shine_
_Let the sun shine in_
_The sun shine in_
Morgan Freeman is truly immortal. He will be remembered and praised long after he leaves this simple world and ascends. Morgan Freeman as we see him is only the best our simple minds can interpret his true form is above our simple understanding.
"Earth quakes are merely mother nature having an orgasm when listening to march of the penguins."
*Humanity is saved*
Just came across this after watching you for years and it literally had me in tears laughing. Oh Zofran you are ZeBest!
It's about time the Zefrank channel got around to documenting the most intriguing life-form to ever stride this planet.
Now my life is complete & I can die with piece of mind & a sense of harmony with the Whole of Existence.
I feel so motivated to live now knowing that Morgan Freeman narrates my every move 😌😌😌
Morgen Freeman: Morgen Freeman can't listen to this documentary because that would be a paradox and it will destroy the time space continuum
Morgan Freeman
@Dakarai no. It wouldn't. Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman. Again, Morgan Freeman...
Infinity, yo!!
Yup. All it takes is one dinky paradox to bugger the entire future. (And all the robots that live there.) Any paradox at all, apparently.
Lmao😂😂
Imagine Morgan Freeman laughing at this 😂
I wonder if Morgan Freeman has seen this...would he be laughing? Or would he be nodding his approval like, "Yes, finally someone get's it right."
Morgan Freeman
@Straitupsmith69 mi
I was reading to the end of this post in the hope the real Morgan freeman would respond here. Of course we can never be sure it was him. If it wasn't it was certainly someone who narrated him. Good job at zefrank for all the true facts that are hilarious. And good job at Morgan freeman for begin Morgan freeman. Thanks...
@Morgan Freeman Holy Morgan Freeman you have blessed us with your presence!! m-_-m
I read this in his voice
There are 5 actors/presenters that I think have some of the best voices to grace humanity;
1: Christopher Lee
2: Sean Connery
3: Morgan Freeman
4: David Attenborough
5: Alec Guiness
Everytime I am faced with a difficult decision in life I ask myself, "What wouldn't Morgan Freeman do?"
His voice really is a national treasure.
100% true! I fact checked all of this!!
2020 still amazed. i get educated in a light hearted charming way. 💕 its my second favorite thing to watch after Bob Ross
Hey i just remembered watching your stuff several years ago, you should make one of these about keanu reeves.
Zefrank1
Villainous Nice guy
I read that as Keanu in my head. Lol
Whoa.
@True North uP
upped! :)
"It's a hard question because as I said at the start, I think we invented God. So if I believe in God, and I do, it's because I think I'm God." - Morgan Freeman
I knew about the babies in fields full of kittens because it's where I got my kid! But had NO idea about the penguins! I was wondering where those things came from!
I am sure he’s seen this, and I WISH we could have his reaction.
There's something strangely comforting that I'm in Morgan Freeman's thoughts.
I'm grateful to Morgan Freeman for narrating my anguish, making me appear noble and at the mercy of gut flora as I flatulated during last Monday's weekly meeting at work. In a closed conference room. For the entire hour. And thank you, Morgan Freeman for not uttering my name. Everyone still believes it was the new guy.
Morgan Freeman thank you for all you have done for Humanity you're the greatest peace and love 2 Morgan Freeman
knowing that Morgan Freeman always thinks about me makes me feel good.
@LazyH-Online
Not really.
Morgan Freeman merely lets God take the credit for most of his work... as well as run his Customer Service (prayers).
He wanted some time off to focus on his acting career.
@Kyle Valentine Morgan Freeman IS god.
God thinks about you, not Morgan Freeman
@oldedude51 but not untrue.
He should pre-narrate his own funeral. That would be the stuff of legends.
So relaxing.
This is one of those times I wish I could like a video more than once. just doesn't seem like enough for Morgan Freeman
I was in a spiral of some bad thoughts trying to find some sad songs for my sad mood when I found a zefrank video Apparently never watched before. After laughing threw the entire video I now feel much better and am on a new spiral of all my favorite TheXvid videos, half of witch reside on this channel=)
Omg...I laughed with tears through this whole thing! Whyyyyy would anyone give this thumbs down? They need to get right with Morgan Freeman!
Was having a bad night, but now I feel a bit better about the world. Humor, inspiration, and admiration, are all wonderful mood elevators. Thank you, Zefrank! (and thank you, Morgan Freeman!)
I always laugh when the arrow labels anything or anyone "Morgan Freeman". Makes sense. Everything is Morgan Freeman; Morgan Freeman IS everything.
I don't even know what to say anymore T_T
@***** redundant, but yet it's not wrong, if everything is morgan freeman than saying that morgan freeman is morgan freeman isn't wrong and plus if everything is morgan freeman than I am morgan freeman, and that means you are questioning morgan freeman...shame on you.
I said morgan freeman way too many times.
@Bruce Lee no, he is Morgan freeman
@Tam Pham No he is God.
He is Black Jesus.
I really would like to know Morgan Freeman's thoughts on this.
Laughed my butt off. You should do more like this. LOL
When I die, I want Morgan Freeman to read my eulogy. Then I can finally say that I have accomplished greatness.
That’s hilarious! I feel better knowing that Morgan Freeman is thinking of me. Thank you😘
And, whenever he shows up to explain something, he earns a freckle.
I heard the ding reading this comment! I was also legit thinking this watching this
@Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman is a freckle, and a freckle is Morgan Freeman???
Is that how Morgan Freeman do?
Only something convaluted
Southpark dialogue
You, kind sir, have won the internet. *in morgan freeman's voice, obviously*
This is, has been and forever shall be one of the best things ever to grace the internet.
When ever im in a bad mood i watch this and feel better. True fact. That's what i do
i need zefrank to narrate morgan Freeman's life and death for him so that he understands what it feels like
This still warms my heart
Morgan Freeman could narrate someone taking a dump and he would win an Oscar for it.
When you are having a bout of diarrhea he is narrating it to make you seem noble
....that must have been one hell of a dramatic poop if someone can win an Oscar for it.
When Morgan Freeman takes a dump, he fills the bowl with Oscars.
Oscars only exist because he narrated them into existence to begin with.
He could just breathe and win an Oscar naturally.
We need a morgan freeman reacts vid to this.
Morgan Freeman introduced the concept of concepts to humanity after he narrated it in Ancient Greece.
THE BEST ONE!!! HE WILL LIVE FOREVER ❤️💙
Well, this is my all time favorite video on TheXvid now. Instantly saving to playlist named Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman.
So he's the Chuck Norris of Nature?
NO
Morgan freeman brings life while Chuck norris brings death.
@RYO Fox LOL
LOL
I Love looove Morgan Freeman!!! He’s definitely one of my heroes!!! HF🌸🌺💙🌺🌸
"Morgan Freeman cannot be cloned because that would require unicorn tears."
😂😂😂
I would listen to his grocery list if he read it on you-tube lol....imagine him as a CreepyPasta narrator !!!! Every story would sound real
To all those people who recently broke up, you are not alone. Morgan freeman is thinking about you
We should get him to say every word that way when he dies he can narrate any movie
Morgan Freeman can't die. His metaphysical form merely moves between alternate realities.
*GENIUS!*
That's if he dies. If he does, just contact the YTPers.
Have you ever heard Gandalf and the other wizards. They came as old men and never look young. And they look like that for the eternity. That's Morgan Freeman for ya
siri 2.0
How the hell did I miss this til 2019? Haha!
This was sooo Beautiful! I cried sooo much Costco wont let me back in to buy more tissues! 😭
If Morgan Freeman were to say his name more 10 times in a single day, it would cause pelicans to never fly again. Morgan Freeman knows this and must be vigilant. That's why penguins can't fly. He narrated March of The Penguins, as a way of saying sorry to penguins.
I knew there was a reason I love Morgan Freeman!
Morgan Freeman is love, Morgan Freeman is life.
I wish I had seen this video before I learned what a creep Morgan Freeman is...but the video was still good bc you just make the best videos!
I suddenly love Morgan Freeman. Just kidding. I always loved him.
Every time ZeFrank says, "Morgan Freeman" you drink. It is 0:48 mark and you are very drunk. That is how drunk TheXvidrs do.
He’s awesome wonderful amazing person love ❤️ him
Zefrank, I want to confess something to you: This video literally saved me from suicide once. I have no idea why, but at the very last possible second I realized that I couldn't do it because Morgan Freeman would never do that to me.
I know its crazy, but hey I was about to pull the trigger I aint gonna argue that.
But thank you.
Hope you are still doing well...better.
@MortalClown um how do you know this?? 🙄
Glad to know that you are still here. Morgan Freeman DID create you.
@ichibanmegami ...and full of kittens.
@Jezebel von Tex Thank you for compassionately encouraging awareness, and sharing truth.
I remember watching this in high school during my creative writing class
Wait if Morgan freeman narrates everything...
*MOTHER OF GOD*
That's right, Morgan Freeman is also the mother of God.
He simply smiled, and God appeared in a field full of kittens.
I wonder if Morgan Freeman has actually seen this, and if he has, what he would say about it ?
To be honest though, I’m actually going to miss Morgan Freeman when he dies. He was one of the best things about this world. But hey, look on the bright side, when you die you get meet him in heaven......holy shit what if Morgan Freeman meets Jesus. My afterlife would be even more complete to see that relationship created.
When the year 2012 came, the apocalypse was avoided because Morgan Freeman narrated how the Myan's were wrong and how Earth would survive.
Deep impact had a happy end because morgan Freeman was president...IF YOU WANT TO SAVE THE WORLD...VOTE FOR MORGAN FREEMAN
@Jason Alcatraz I love it
Love this!!!
Or the apocalypse did happen and Morgan Freeman told the Winchester's how to stop it.
true
THANK YOU FOR THIS!!!
THIS MADE MY NEW YEAR ALOT BETTER
The only man in history other than Morgan Freeman himself that can do a good Morgan Freeman voice
Whenever i think about how God must look, I imagine Morgan Freeman.
Dam I just stumbled upon this in 2020, this still holds up today. Thank you for the laughs.
this is a religion i could get behind
Why? Why venerate Morgan freeman anyway, did you not see bruce almighty and see how terrible a movie it was?
@Fate Cosmic 37*
If you let it out that you're aware of a religion where you can get behind we'll be overrun. Shhhh....
But Keanuism?
Haven't laughed this hard in a while, LOL!!!
Morgan Freeman is as Free as a Morgan could be Morgan Freeman! 🙏🏾
Wherever you are Morgan Freeman, thank you for narrating my life.
Morgan Freeman: Morgan Freeman
"True Facts is just an imperfect clone of Morgan Freeman that he himself had created from his own pure Narrative Blood, even without the use of Unicorn Tears."
Love! Morgan Freeman is legendary.
Not just the video but the comments too are pure gold.
THIS IS THE MAGICAL POWER OF MORGAN FREEMAN.
Should do one about Samuel L Lackson. I wanna know how many times he said "Mothah fucka" In his career
*Jamuel N Lacksol
That's why you haven't seen one yet -- we Lackson Jackson.
I’m assuming the inspiration for this was: Ze is working on his presentation for “True Facts” and realized hmm... my half-hearted attempt to sound kind of like Morgan Freeman in the voice narration is actually starting to sound like... hey wait a minute...
This aged well.
1k!!
@Killer Kirby thats usually how the meme goes so cant blame them. but Morgan Freeman created that meme sooo
@Tomatohead FD he probably think this is sarcastic and that Morgan freeman did somthing bad or so
@Laurn Borne Morgan Freeman
@Laurn Borne what do you not understand.
2020: still accurate
I love that you even made your voice likes his.. you're awesome
This makes me happy to have the last name Freeman.. guess I know what to name my next kid.