How To Make a Hit Football Anthem


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  • SunshineMix101
    SunshineMix101 12 hours ago

    Brett, you never disappoint and you definitely knocked this one out of the park!. Well done - again! :)

  • Sorry In Advance

    Now two british bands on TheXvid have made football songs about Britain not being very good for a while. The other being Harry & Chris.

  • Sorry In Advance


  • Steve Randle
    Steve Randle Day ago

    um, bro, this is really good!

  • Joe Bond
    Joe Bond 2 days ago

    here i am thinking im not a music geek then within 15 secs im naming the mic he uses, *Facepalm* nice b5 though =]

  • Heiko
    Heiko 2 days ago +1

    This song reminds me of World In Motion by New Order. Don't know why.

  • Dylan Goff
    Dylan Goff 3 days ago

    This is funny as fuck

  • FintanRawsthorneMusic

    YOU'RE BACK!!!

  • Pete11377
    Pete11377 5 days ago

    The John Barnes rap! Incredible

  • 50 Shades of Clueless

    Just imagine if this chorus waa actually sung 😂😍

  • I_have_no_life 1129
    I_have_no_life 1129 7 days ago +2

    My music teacher is obsessed with your videos he even set an assessment to make a cheesy hip hop song ours was “dripping wet” 😂😂

  • Ryan Gillen
    Ryan Gillen 8 days ago


  • Mr. Flamtap
    Mr. Flamtap 8 days ago

    Still better than 3/4 of the songs at the Eurovision Song Contest

  • Nathan Major
    Nathan Major 8 days ago +1

    2:39 start of the song

  • 3 At The Back
    3 At The Back 8 days ago

    Followed the rules as best we could -

  • Exxon R1
    Exxon R1 8 days ago

    Chelsea dagger is still the best

  • Alfie Stoppani
    Alfie Stoppani 8 days ago

    The song has come back to my mind again. It works.

  • Sam Blanchard
    Sam Blanchard 8 days ago

    Something, and I can’t put my finger on exactly what it is, is really making me want to buy some Umbro stuff...

  • James G
    James G 8 days ago

    That Barnes rap 😂

  • Frankie Wilkes
    Frankie Wilkes 9 days ago

    Up the England

  • Luke Remon
    Luke Remon 9 days ago

    Actually the funniest thing I've seen all day 😂

  • sebastian powell
    sebastian powell 9 days ago

    I desperately want to see how you laugh for some reason. Do a try not to laugh.

  • faisalleeds
    faisalleeds 9 days ago +1

    Needs more Umbro merch in the video

  • Mads Gammelgaard
    Mads Gammelgaard 9 days ago


  • showmoke
    showmoke 9 days ago

    I've met Steven in real life - totally different, in fact almost unrecognisable from his 'on camera' persona. Very nice guy and very good musician. A million miles away from the dopey image that he portrays on screen.

    • Rob J Madin
      Rob J Madin 4 days ago

      Not true. I've met him on more than one occasion. Decent percussionist, sure. But really odd guy.

  • John Francis Doe
    John Francis Doe 9 days ago

    You forgot the rule that national teams are no longer allowed to promote a different brand than the tournament sponsor, which is why all the other brands stopped sponsoring their national teams, and all the teams now have the same brand pattern on their jerseys and drink the same pop.

  • Steven Warboys
    Steven Warboys 10 days ago

    Kick kick kick kick kicky kicky kick kick

  • Joel Dilks
    Joel Dilks 10 days ago

    Terrible content mate, hope you read my feedback.

  • imtheotherdave
    imtheotherdave 10 days ago

    A bit like Adam and Joe's Footy Song and that no bad thing.

  • YBN
    YBN 10 days ago +1

    someone explain to me how this is trending when it only has 47k views? 😂

  • bogen broom
    bogen broom 10 days ago

    Free ' TOMMY Robinson......🎼

  • PixelPumpkin
    PixelPumpkin 10 days ago +2

    I watch Brett Domino videos in full screen
    I don't even watch Game of Thrones in full screen

  • Mari Dangerfield
    Mari Dangerfield 11 days ago


  • biMYou
    biMYou 11 days ago

    i love his style of music

  • World Cup Buster
    World Cup Buster 11 days ago

    Yes well done that is how you make a hit football anthem! 👍 It's even better than the OFFICIAL one

  • Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids Full episodes

    What a load of shite

  • Will_28_
    Will_28_ 11 days ago

    It’s like a 30 year younger wieldstone raider

  • Daniel Hatfield
    Daniel Hatfield 11 days ago

    This should have been the England anthem

  • Ali G
    Ali G 11 days ago

    Is there a umbro sponser? I might have missed something not sure

  • 11 days ago

    Obligatory comment to say that MY team is in fact better than YOUR team. Then some arbitrary statistics to prove that point. We'll see how well my team does against your team, except after said international football tournament, we'll all have forgotten this comment, because some other team that everyone hates won the tournament instead of our teams. FOOTBALL!

  • Nick Murray Willis
    Nick Murray Willis 11 days ago

    Nice one Brett, you smashed it right into the back of the net. 👌

  • Greek Panda
    Greek Panda 12 days ago

    You definitely touch kids. You look like a nonce

  • Painbow
    Painbow 12 days ago

    Well, it's no World in Motion but it's bloody good. I forgot the chorus though. No wait, it's FOOTBALL isn't it?

  • Jane Doe
    Jane Doe 12 days ago

    Ice cream van !!!!!

  • Arran Morton
    Arran Morton 12 days ago

    This bangs

  • Joey
    Joey 12 days ago

    this makes me want to buy a load of umbro shit

  • Yams Coco
    Yams Coco 12 days ago

    Still better than the crock shit of a Worldcup song they’ve selected for 2018

  • TheGhostOfFive - TGOF
    TheGhostOfFive - TGOF 12 days ago

    Someone likes umbro

  • Ismaeel Mahmood
    Ismaeel Mahmood 12 days ago

    You my friend,

    are the special one

  • Nathan Looke
    Nathan Looke 12 days ago

    Needs more umbro

  • BackpackingJosh
    BackpackingJosh 12 days ago +4

    Should have got Michael Owen to do the rap 😂😂😂

  • Tahsin Tasnim
    Tahsin Tasnim 12 days ago +2

    The vibe is real in this song

    Even better than 2018's official song

  • Eddie Brocklebank
    Eddie Brocklebank 12 days ago

    Needs more Peavis

  • Ryan Morris
    Ryan Morris 12 days ago

    He didn't mention what brand it was?

  • tobysd19
    tobysd19 12 days ago

    This warrants a place on the trending page

  • Mai Nem
    Mai Nem 12 days ago

    haha - wears an attempted Scotland shirt throughout

  • Harry Senior
    Harry Senior 12 days ago +1

    I wonder how we do so well in the Olympics but then suck ass of the spot we invented

  • Jorge Guberte
    Jorge Guberte 12 days ago

    I hope my team bleep wins the bleep in bleep. But I'm also supporting bleep because I like them

  • Spiritus
    Spiritus 13 days ago +41

    Which well known sports brand sponsored this? You'd think they would've displayed a logo somewhere.

  • Finlay Craig
    Finlay Craig 13 days ago


  • Jet From Gladiators
    Jet From Gladiators 13 days ago

    That moment when you realise that Umbro is still a brand.

  • streytv
    streytv 13 days ago

    Used to love this channel years ago. Weird how they were still putting stuff out all this time but kind of fell off the radar. Think they should have stuck with their unique pop covers rather than all the other weird stuff that's on their channel now. I think the "Weekly TheXvid Thing" was where you guys jumped the shark and I unsubbed. Sad to see Peavis not around for this too. Shame.

  • Mordecai626
    Mordecai626 13 days ago +5

    You look sexy when you do that

  • xave72
    xave72 13 days ago +1

    Boiling kettle to mimic a cheering crowd ! Simply brillant.

  • Dan Dutt
    Dan Dutt 13 days ago +3

    yay let's all tackle some balls and the grass all the way to the hoop!

    am i a football yet

  • Jacq Bennett
    Jacq Bennett 13 days ago


  • Tony O'Regan
    Tony O'Regan 13 days ago

    I lost it at he kettle! Ingenious!

  • delwood
    delwood 13 days ago

    This is amazing.

  • matt pendell
    matt pendell 13 days ago

    Umbro is still a thing.

  • Mitch
    Mitch 13 days ago

    I walked past Steven in Leeds the other day... He didn't look gormless and had a cool style. I almost couldn't comprehend what I was seeing.

    • showmoke
      showmoke 9 days ago

      I've met Steven in real life - totally different, in fact almost unrecognisable from his 'on camera' persona. Very nice guy and very good musician. A million miles away from the dopey image that he portrays on screen.

  • Runealdo
    Runealdo 13 days ago

    Scary that this is literally much better than the danish song :D :D

  • ChubbyChecker182
    ChubbyChecker182 13 days ago

    The rap should be done by a black football person.

  • TheManThatIsF54
    TheManThatIsF54 13 days ago

    Love the lowkey insult of Pepe, using his name as a fictional 'footballer' in the generic commentary...

  • inferno
    inferno 13 days ago

    football is THE worst sport.

  • homiepr8
    homiepr8 13 days ago

    Can we buy this tune? It's the football anthem I've been waiting for all along!

  • Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey

    This anthem exactly encapsulates my relationship to soccer

  • Howard Stone
    Howard Stone 14 days ago

    The kettle 😂

  • Tom Hammond
    Tom Hammond 14 days ago

    Is this available to download?

  • Jason Lea
    Jason Lea 14 days ago

    It's no Adam and Joe is it.

  • xXx_FreeGames_XxX
    xXx_FreeGames_XxX 14 days ago

    How to make love song :D

  • Ronnie1996
    Ronnie1996 14 days ago

    yeah, that sounds about right! XD

  • G Bow
    G Bow 14 days ago

    Let's make this song Christmas number 1.

  • Higgypop
    Higgypop 14 days ago +108

    I can't wait for the international football tournament! Come on my team!

    • Mae Popping ton
      Mae Popping ton 3 days ago

      Joaquin Ramírez oooh fuck me daddy

    • Joaquin Ramírez
      Joaquin Ramírez 3 days ago

      Mae Popping ton I can tell you’re just here to offend so I’ll stop replying

    • Mae Popping ton
      Mae Popping ton 3 days ago

      Joaquin Ramírez again stfu cunt

    • Joaquin Ramírez
      Joaquin Ramírez 3 days ago

      Mae Popping ton wow you are really angry... it was just a joke at sports in general, no need to get pissed

    • Mae Popping ton
      Mae Popping ton 4 days ago

      Joaquin Ramírez stfu cunt

  • mike richardson
    mike richardson 14 days ago +2

    I forgot what a entertaining legend you are.

    • Glen Jevon
      Glen Jevon 11 days ago

      Gah! Just spent like 10 seconds trying to flick an eyelash off my screen. Pesky avatar! :D :D

    • mike richardson
      mike richardson 14 days ago +1

      Seriously, this is brilliant!

  • Why Be yblyitmtmyoi
    Why Be yblyitmtmyoi 14 days ago

    Why do your videos kind of remind of idubbbz's videos? I like it.

  • Yokky
    Yokky 15 days ago

    As a fellow musician - How did you record that choir? Is it sampled or did you really hired 80 people to shout those intricate lyrics?

    • Yokky
      Yokky 9 days ago

      Yeah I thought that way too. That's how I would do it as well.

    • John Francis Doe
      John Francis Doe 9 days ago

      Yokky I presume he overdubbed a smaller group multiple times, either directly or with some digital bending to make it sound like multiple takes. It's an old trick.

  • Yokky
    Yokky 15 days ago

    Ahahaa awesome!
    Really workable catchy song!
    Especially 'na-na'na' bit - easy to understand!

  • mahunkey
    mahunkey 15 days ago

    I really love it when my favourite sports team scores a goal point!
    Gooooooooooo football!

  • Leipuri Hiiva
    Leipuri Hiiva 15 days ago


  • Cxnor_J
    Cxnor_J 15 days ago

    Ngl its a very unique humour but i love it

  • Rbajter
    Rbajter 15 days ago

    Still the the best football anthem/Kraftwerk parody:

  • Fizland
    Fizland 15 days ago

    I was about to suggest u could do a lightning seeds medley as your accent is the same if not similar .. but thought perhaps you were kinda parodying the band and a direct copy would kinda ruin the joke... oh how was I wrong..

  • Stu Mackenzie
    Stu Mackenzie 15 days ago

    This reminds me of Footie Footie Footie by Adam and Joe

  • Underpant jack
    Underpant jack 15 days ago

    Finally you uploaded

  • huh968
    huh968 15 days ago

    You do a great John Barnes.

  • Duff McDuffee
    Duff McDuffee 15 days ago +6

    We'll keep singing this song until we win
    And then when we don't we'll just not mention it again

  • lucas s
    lucas s 15 days ago

    Why do you pretend as if you are mentally challenged ?

  • TheAndyinSeattle
    TheAndyinSeattle 15 days ago

    Ahhh where's Steven?

  • Owen Jones
    Owen Jones 15 days ago +15

    Where's Steve?

  • Tree Frog Gamer
    Tree Frog Gamer 15 days ago +6

    Are you gonna finish that crumpet?