Weekend Update: Guy Who Just Bought a Boat's Respectful Valentine's Day Tips - SNL


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  • Corbin Atack
    Corbin Atack 11 hours ago


  • The One
    The One Day ago +1

    I hate men.

  • Nobody
    Nobody Day ago

    Guy who just bought a boat is literally just Season 3 Andy Bernard but worse XD

  • Israel Ben-Asher
    Israel Ben-Asher 2 days ago

    this is by far the best scroll episode of jake and amir

  • turkey jerky
    turkey jerky 3 days ago

    Alex is hot AF

  • Ila Lei
    Ila Lei 3 days ago

    Is Amir writing for snl now?

    JULIAN ORTIZ 4 days ago

    So I just watched all the episodes where Guy who Bought a Boat and this one was the best by far!

  • Csavestheday
    Csavestheday 4 days ago


  • Kyle Amoroso
    Kyle Amoroso 4 days ago

    This act oddly reminded me of Jake and Amir.

  • Taylor Nienhuis
    Taylor Nienhuis 4 days ago

    Hilarious, but all I hear is Andy from The Office lol

  • Tex
    Tex 5 days ago

    Dr Seuss headass 😂

  • Kai Ady
    Kai Ady 5 days ago

    Alex is too much

  • hrrsn bgy
    hrrsn bgy 5 days ago

    Hey! Believe women! lol!

  • B-Trone Skapown
    B-Trone Skapown 5 days ago

    This should be Amir from college humor

  • Sunflower&Mouse
    Sunflower&Mouse 5 days ago

    I can't believe how well he recovered from that!

  • Redwood Madrone
    Redwood Madrone 5 days ago

    I wish they would give the transcript; it’s so fast!

  • sjshoker
    sjshoker 5 days ago

    Seemed to be a perfect combo of an Amir list and Jake insecurity bit

  • Mclovin Buddha
    Mclovin Buddha 5 days ago

    I wish to have a grin that smug one day

  • Junior Vafai
    Junior Vafai 6 days ago

    Alex Moffat is cute but it's weird how good he is at being a douche

  • Adam Archer
    Adam Archer 6 days ago +1

    I didn't pay much attention to Alex when they first brought him on, but now I love the guy and love it when he shows up in a sketch.

  • Zedic Black
    Zedic Black 6 days ago

    This is the kind of advice MGTOWS give!!! LOL Not useful and never tested in real life...

  • Christal Larkins
    Christal Larkins 6 days ago +1

    Chaco leads to taco lol hilarious 😂😂😂😄😄😄

  • Shania M
    Shania M 6 days ago

    The tongue...

  • TEEJ
    TEEJ 6 days ago +1

    With Stefon gone, this is now my #1 fave

  • Tim B
    Tim B 6 days ago

    Jake and amir

  • Susie Dupuy
    Susie Dupuy 6 days ago

    Not really feeling it with Guy Who Bought a Boat.

  • Lemonade
    Lemonade 6 days ago +4

    Alex is so adorable...

  • Cecil Gordon
    Cecil Gordon 6 days ago

    i dont give a shit, its hard to see alex as anyone other than erik drumpf. but he is funny

  • TheErnieforss
    TheErnieforss 6 days ago

    I wish R Kelly used the term cupid? C id before u p.

  • jerry janik
    jerry janik 6 days ago +1

    Is this a Donald Trump a sex talk to his son's on National Television

  • Emrow Left hand
    Emrow Left hand 7 days ago

    This reminded me of jake and Amir so much lmao

  • Brad Coleman
    Brad Coleman 7 days ago +1

    Always good. Keep the tips coming, Guy Who Just Bought a Boat! I'm learning a lot!

  • karen taylor
    karen taylor 7 days ago

    I love guy who just bought a boat, fabulous! More guy on a boat, love when he does Eric too!

  • Anna Klobnak
    Anna Klobnak 7 days ago +1

    Colin pushing him back is amazing

  • Jitka Manová
    Jitka Manová 7 days ago +1

    I can't...how does he do that actually? Very impressive :D

  • D'Amani Grayer
    D'Amani Grayer 7 days ago +1

    I never realized how totally Jake and Amir this guy was

  • John Erkman
    John Erkman 7 days ago

    Please, I beg you 🙏🙏🙏 STOP THIS ANNOYING CHARACTER from seeing the light of day EVER AGAIN 😱😱😱
    How drunk was Loren when he green lighted this?!?

  • Mike Honcho
    Mike Honcho 7 days ago +1

    It gets smaller??? 😂

  • Dominica Roberts
    Dominica Roberts 7 days ago +1

    Guy Who Just Bought a Boat is possibly one of my favorite characters of all time on SNL

  • crystal nicole
    crystal nicole 7 days ago +1

    this is literally every dude I've ever spoken with on Bumble and I'm not trying to be funny

  • Marie Damanda
    Marie Damanda 7 days ago

    That’s weird, Amir looks a lot less Jewish in this

  • Kyle Noe
    Kyle Noe 7 days ago

    damnit I forgot to laugh again gdamnit! Not again! Lol okay so he's a douchebag we can hardly stand to listen to...got it righto...next plz

  • Fernando Gutierrez
    Fernando Gutierrez 7 days ago

    Took this one personal.. like hog. Why got huh

  • Shane Vadnais
    Shane Vadnais 7 days ago

    This is Jake and Amir

  • Matthew Jones
    Matthew Jones 7 days ago

    This guy is Amir from Jake and Amir, good job

  • Lindalee Law
    Lindalee Law 7 days ago

    Hook Boat Guy up with ?

  • Lindalee Law
    Lindalee Law 7 days ago

    70s guy: " are your feet tired, ' cause you've been running through my mind all day".

  • orangeneroli22
    orangeneroli22 7 days ago

    This is 100% Amir from Jake & Amir, I'm here for it

  • Dansly
    Dansly 7 days ago

    He straight up just did a Amir as a character

  • Poe Leggette
    Poe Leggette 7 days ago

    Allright comments section. I'll look up Jake and Amir and judge for myself...

  • Embur
    Embur 7 days ago


  • bi quirk
    bi quirk 7 days ago +6

    alex moffat could run me over and i’d say thank you 😍

  • Freeloader259
    Freeloader259 7 days ago

    This is 100% Amir from CollegeHumor

  • Woodshadow
    Woodshadow 7 days ago

    Gunna get some Giny

  • Connor Grey
    Connor Grey 7 days ago

    This sounds like Bojack Horseman dialogue

  • Kieran Fulcher
    Kieran Fulcher 7 days ago

    It’s like he’s doing a Jake and Amir impression

  • Marisa Packer
    Marisa Packer 7 days ago

    I love Colin’s reactions.

  • wise chris 3000
    wise chris 3000 7 days ago

    This was to funny.

  • Saskia Leopold
    Saskia Leopold 7 days ago

    well, he's right about the chocolate.

  • Circle Cake
    Circle Cake 7 days ago

    Oh my god this guy is Andy Bernard from The Office.

  • Jenny Waite
    Jenny Waite 8 days ago

    Ewww copying Amir from buzzfeed
    Stop it!!

  • Some Person
    Some Person 8 days ago

    Such a great character, if it wasn't for Spicey and Kate playing old white men Boat Guy would be my favorite recent character.

  • Al Portocarerro
    Al Portocarerro 8 days ago

    Jake and Amir

  • Ron Reiss
    Ron Reiss 8 days ago

    Horrible show now

  • Christopher Williams

    He said "giny" and I completely lost it!

  • The Bitch is Back
    The Bitch is Back 8 days ago

    Can't spell Cupid without C.. I.. D. 🤣🤣🤣😃🤣

  • Kevin Fry
    Kevin Fry 8 days ago

    My favorite update character

  • TheMavWith_A_Mouth
    TheMavWith_A_Mouth 8 days ago

    My new favorite character😂😂😂🤣

  • Fuzzybucket
    Fuzzybucket 8 days ago

    oh look its Ben Shapiro

  • L B
    L B 8 days ago +1

    I have met that guy....

  • John
    John 8 days ago

    Three thumbs. 🤣

  • Oscar Ampensah
    Oscar Ampensah 8 days ago

    Colin is basically the real guy who bought a boat

  • Puds Deroiste
    Puds Deroiste 8 days ago

    5 mins into din din 😂

  • 525Lines
    525Lines 8 days ago

    I miss Merv the Perv.

  • christina valverde
    christina valverde 8 days ago

    I didn't realize until now that he messed up that line. I thought he said "god blessed me with a bad dong." 😂😂 My favorite character lol.

  • christina valverde
    christina valverde 8 days ago

    The best

  • Austin Thomas
    Austin Thomas 8 days ago +2

    One of my fav characters for sure 😂

  • conpoet
    conpoet 8 days ago

    hey, i'll see you on Bumble.

    this was great.

  • Clayton Moore
    Clayton Moore 8 days ago

    This is a Jake and Amir scroll episode.

  • Jaclyn Vaudine
    Jaclyn Vaudine 8 days ago +5

    “Guy Who Bought a Boat”.... my new favorite!!!! That guy is real, he exists...

  • Vin Owens
    Vin Owens 8 days ago +1

    He looks like an off-brand Aaron Tveit

    TINDRO 8 days ago +5

    Does this remind anyone else of Amir from jake and Amir?

  • D Carlson
    D Carlson 8 days ago

    This is the best Weekend Update character since Drunk Uncle

  • Miguel Jimenez
    Miguel Jimenez 8 days ago

    Could this be considered this generations stephon?

  • mightypensword
    mightypensword 8 days ago

    the last line, haha

  • Julia Chernov
    Julia Chernov 8 days ago

    I want to be wined dined and 69ed

  • Ethan Winograd
    Ethan Winograd 8 days ago +7

    I’m calling it, Streeter Seidell DEFINITELY wrote this. This is some Amir Blumenfeld level wordplay!

  • Andrew Harris
    Andrew Harris 8 days ago

    Hey!!!! Respect women!!!!!

  • Royane E Khalil
    Royane E Khalil 8 days ago

    The best piece of advice i found? Don't treat dating as a sex service. If you are going on a date, make that date your aim, not getting into your companion's pants. Enjoy the date and take it for what it is: a way to enjoy good food, good conversation and have a table companion. Anything else is a bonus and will come when it is gonna but it should not be your aim or the point for your focus.

  • Kelvin Cruz
    Kelvin Cruz 8 days ago

    3 thumbs get it???

  • Valentina Rose
    Valentina Rose 8 days ago


  • Zack Luther
    Zack Luther 8 days ago

    It gets SMALLER?!

  • Raheema Javid
    Raheema Javid 8 days ago +1

    Honestly I just want to punch him in the face so great job Alex! You’re crushing it

  • Recluse Spider
    Recluse Spider 8 days ago

    there is someone in my closet

  • sergio loza
    sergio loza 8 days ago

    Three thumbs 🤣

  • Mskittenlover12
    Mskittenlover12 8 days ago +2

    Alex Moffat is the funniest modern male cast member. I don't make the rules. One of the best cast members to come out of recent years. Right up there with Kate McKinnon.

  • JJ Dynamite
    JJ Dynamite 8 days ago

    Alex is the bomb

  • Samuel Vaca
    Samuel Vaca 8 days ago +1

    Like a human copy pasta

  • Johnny Price
    Johnny Price 8 days ago

    What kind of Jake and Amir rip off is this?

  • dogs forever
    dogs forever 8 days ago

    It gets sMalLER?!?!