Weekend Update: Guy Who Just Bought a Boat's Respectful Valentine's Day Tips - SNL

  • Published on Feb 10, 2019
  • Guy Who Just Bought a Boat (Alex Moffat) is back to share his respectful dating tips for having a great Valentine's Day.
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Comments • 547

  • Sophia Grace Tatiana Gonzalez

    Choco leads to taco ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Brian Feldmann
    Brian Feldmann 25 days ago

    Now that was freakin funny! Yet that lame ass PC crowd didnโ€™t provide the laughs. Sad world.

  • Trip Case
    Trip Case 26 days ago

    Guy who just bought a boat is such a douche itโ€™s funny

  • TheCatThatDisapparated

    Oh my God Alex is FLAWLESS in this!! And this is LIVE TAPING!! NO CUTS OR EDITS!! Comedy Acting is a difficult job.

  • Tori T
    Tori T Month ago

    This is just Jake and Amir though

  • Olga Ivashkevitch
    Olga Ivashkevitch Month ago

    Oh my god, who wrote this genius scetch? It's mind blowing!

  • cwbellor
    cwbellor Month ago

    2:28 Best audience audio!

  • NeO JD
    NeO JD Month ago

    Nails the character every time. The writing here was impressive

  • Grace Bailey
    Grace Bailey Month ago

    alex is so underrated this is the first time I've ever seen him mess up

  • Daconqueror 777
    Daconqueror 777 Month ago

    Ever since Eric, Moffett can do NO wrong.
    Ps where's his cousin?

  • justinael
    justinael Month ago

    He is attractive even as a creep.

  • The Debaucherous Dweeb

    โ€œAll importante non-verby queue queuesโ€ killed me...

  • Chi Nkem
    Chi Nkem Month ago

    Never met a boat guy but this guy is a great boat guy impersonator

  • Corbin Atack
    Corbin Atack Month ago


  • Nobody
    Nobody Month ago

    Guy who just bought a boat is literally just Season 3 Andy Bernard but worse XD

  • Israel Ben-Asher
    Israel Ben-Asher 2 months ago

    this is by far the best scroll episode of jake and amir

  • turkey jerky
    turkey jerky 2 months ago

    Alex is hot AF

  • Ila Lei
    Ila Lei 2 months ago

    Is Amir writing for snl now?

    JULIAN ORTIZ 2 months ago

    So I just watched all the episodes where Guy who Bought a Boat and this one was the best by far!

  • Csavestheday
    Csavestheday 2 months ago


  • Kyle Amoroso
    Kyle Amoroso 2 months ago

    This act oddly reminded me of Jake and Amir.

  • Taylor Nienhuis
    Taylor Nienhuis 2 months ago

    Hilarious, but all I hear is Andy from The Office lol

  • Tex
    Tex 2 months ago

    Dr Seuss headass ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Kai Ady
    Kai Ady 2 months ago

    Alex is too much

  • hrrsn bgy
    hrrsn bgy 2 months ago

    Hey! Believe women! lol!

  • B-Trone Skapown
    B-Trone Skapown 2 months ago

    This should be Amir from college humor

  • Sunflower&Mouse
    Sunflower&Mouse 2 months ago

    I can't believe how well he recovered from that!

  • Redwood Madrone
    Redwood Madrone 2 months ago

    I wish they would give the transcript; itโ€™s so fast!

  • sjshoker
    sjshoker 2 months ago

    Seemed to be a perfect combo of an Amir list and Jake insecurity bit

  • Mclovin Buddha
    Mclovin Buddha 2 months ago

    I wish to have a grin that smug one day

  • Junior Vafai
    Junior Vafai 2 months ago

    Alex Moffat is cute but it's weird how good he is at being a douche

  • Adam Archer
    Adam Archer 2 months ago +1

    I didn't pay much attention to Alex when they first brought him on, but now I love the guy and love it when he shows up in a sketch.

  • Christal Larkins
    Christal Larkins 2 months ago +1

    Chaco leads to taco lol hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

  • Shania M
    Shania M 2 months ago

    The tongue...

  • TEEJ
    TEEJ 2 months ago +1

    With Stefon gone, this is now my #1 fave

  • Tim B
    Tim B 2 months ago

    Jake and amir

  • Susie Dupuy
    Susie Dupuy 2 months ago

    Not really feeling it with Guy Who Bought a Boat.

  • Lemonade
    Lemonade 2 months ago +4

    Alex is so adorable...

  • Cecil Gordon
    Cecil Gordon 2 months ago

    i dont give a shit, its hard to see alex as anyone other than erik drumpf. but he is funny

  • TheErnieforss
    TheErnieforss 2 months ago

    I wish R Kelly used the term cupid? C id before u p.

  • jerry janik
    jerry janik 2 months ago +1

    Is this a Donald Trump a sex talk to his son's on National Television

  • Emrow Left hand
    Emrow Left hand 2 months ago

    This reminded me of jake and Amir so much lmao

  • Brad Coleman
    Brad Coleman 2 months ago +1

    Always good. Keep the tips coming, Guy Who Just Bought a Boat! I'm learning a lot!

  • karen taylor
    karen taylor 2 months ago

    I love guy who just bought a boat, fabulous! More guy on a boat, love when he does Eric too!

  • Anna Klobnak
    Anna Klobnak 2 months ago +1

    Colin pushing him back is amazing

  • Jitka Manovรก
    Jitka Manovรก 2 months ago +1

    I can't...how does he do that actually? Very impressive :D

  • D'Amani Grayer
    D'Amani Grayer 2 months ago +1

    I never realized how totally Jake and Amir this guy was

  • John Erkman
    John Erkman 2 months ago

    Please, I beg you ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ STOP THIS ANNOYING CHARACTER from seeing the light of day EVER AGAIN ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
    How drunk was Loren when he green lighted this?!?

  • Dominica Roberts
    Dominica Roberts 2 months ago +1

    Guy Who Just Bought a Boat is possibly one of my favorite characters of all time on SNL

  • crystal nicole
    crystal nicole 2 months ago +3

    this is literally every dude I've ever spoken with on Bumble and I'm not trying to be funny

  • Marie Damanda
    Marie Damanda 2 months ago

    Thatโ€™s weird, Amir looks a lot less Jewish in this

  • Kyle Noe
    Kyle Noe 2 months ago

    damnit I forgot to laugh again gdamnit! Not again! Lol okay so he's a douchebag we can hardly stand to listen to...got it righto...next plz

  • Fernand Cortes
    Fernand Cortes 2 months ago

    Took this one personal.. like hog. Why got huh

  • Shane Vadnais
    Shane Vadnais 2 months ago

    This is Jake and Amir

  • Matthew Jones
    Matthew Jones 2 months ago

    This guy is Amir from Jake and Amir, good job

  • Lindalee Law
    Lindalee Law 2 months ago

    Hook Boat Guy up with ?

  • Lindalee Law
    Lindalee Law 2 months ago

    70s guy: " are your feet tired, ' cause you've been running through my mind all day".

  • orangeneroli22
    orangeneroli22 2 months ago

    This is 100% Amir from Jake & Amir, I'm here for it

  • Dansly
    Dansly 2 months ago

    He straight up just did a Amir as a character

  • Poe Leggette
    Poe Leggette 2 months ago

    Allright comments section. I'll look up Jake and Amir and judge for myself...

  • Embur
    Embur 2 months ago


  • bi quirk
    bi quirk 2 months ago +11

    alex moffat could run me over and iโ€™d say thank you ๐Ÿ˜

  • Freeloader259
    Freeloader259 2 months ago

    This is 100% Amir from CollegeHumor

  • Woodshadow
    Woodshadow 2 months ago

    Gunna get some Giny

  • Connor Grey
    Connor Grey 2 months ago

    This sounds like Bojack Horseman dialogue

  • Kieran Fulcher
    Kieran Fulcher 2 months ago

    Itโ€™s like heโ€™s doing a Jake and Amir impression

  • Marisa Packer
    Marisa Packer 2 months ago

    I love Colinโ€™s reactions.

  • wise chris 3000
    wise chris 3000 2 months ago

    This was to funny.

  • Saskia Leopold
    Saskia Leopold 2 months ago

    well, he's right about the chocolate.

  • Circle Cake
    Circle Cake 2 months ago

    Oh my god this guy is Andy Bernard from The Office.

  • Jenny Waite
    Jenny Waite 2 months ago

    Ewww copying Amir from buzzfeed
    Stop it!!

  • Some Person
    Some Person 2 months ago

    Such a great character, if it wasn't for Spicey and Kate playing old white men Boat Guy would be my favorite recent character.

  • Al Portocarerro
    Al Portocarerro 2 months ago

    Jake and Amir

  • Ron Reiss
    Ron Reiss 2 months ago

    Horrible show now

  • Christopher Michael
    Christopher Michael 2 months ago

    He said "giny" and I completely lost it!

  • The Bitch is Back
    The Bitch is Back 2 months ago

    Can't spell Cupid without C.. I.. D. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Kevin Fry
    Kevin Fry 2 months ago

    My favorite update character

  • TheMavWith_A_Mouth
    TheMavWith_A_Mouth 2 months ago

    My new favorite character๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  • Fuzzybucket
    Fuzzybucket 2 months ago

    oh look its Ben Shapiro

  • L B
    L B 2 months ago +1

    I have met that guy....

  • John
    John 2 months ago

    Three thumbs. ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Oscar Ampensah
    Oscar Ampensah 2 months ago

    Colin is basically the real guy who bought a boat

  • Puds Deroiste
    Puds Deroiste 2 months ago

    5 mins into din din ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • 525Lines
    525Lines 2 months ago

    I miss Merv the Perv.

  • christina valverde
    christina valverde 2 months ago

    I didn't realize until now that he messed up that line. I thought he said "god blessed me with a bad dong." ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ My favorite character lol.

  • christina valverde
    christina valverde 2 months ago

    The best

  • Austin Thomas
    Austin Thomas 2 months ago +2

    One of my fav characters for sure ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • conpoet
    conpoet 2 months ago

    hey, i'll see you on Bumble.

    this was great.

  • Clayton Moore
    Clayton Moore 2 months ago

    This is a Jake and Amir scroll episode.

  • Jaclyn Vaudine
    Jaclyn Vaudine 2 months ago +7

    โ€œGuy Who Bought a Boatโ€.... my new favorite!!!! That guy is real, he exists...

  • Vin Owens
    Vin Owens 2 months ago +1

    He looks like an off-brand Aaron Tveit

    TINDRO 2 months ago +5

    Does this remind anyone else of Amir from jake and Amir?

    • Andrew
      Andrew 2 months ago

      Itโ€™s like one of his scrolls

  • D Carlson
    D Carlson 2 months ago

    This is the best Weekend Update character since Drunk Uncle

  • Miguel Jimenez
    Miguel Jimenez 2 months ago

    Could this be considered this generations stephon?

  • mightypensword
    mightypensword 2 months ago

    the last line, haha

  • Julia Chernov
    Julia Chernov 2 months ago

    I want to be wined dined and 69ed

  • Ethan Winograd
    Ethan Winograd 2 months ago +8

    Iโ€™m calling it, Streeter Seidell DEFINITELY wrote this. This is some Amir Blumenfeld level wordplay!

    • Andrew
      Andrew 2 months ago

      Ethan Winograd no scrolls tho

  • Andrew Harris
    Andrew Harris 2 months ago

    Hey!!!! Respect women!!!!!

  • Royane E Khalil
    Royane E Khalil 2 months ago

    The best piece of advice i found? Don't treat dating as a sex service. If you are going on a date, make that date your aim, not getting into your companion's pants. Enjoy the date and take it for what it is: a way to enjoy good food, good conversation and have a table companion. Anything else is a bonus and will come when it is gonna but it should not be your aim or the point for your focus.

  • Kelvin Cruz
    Kelvin Cruz 2 months ago

    3 thumbs get it???