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  • In search of the energy to fuel a long day of making sweet sweet internet content, Mark and Ethan turn some bad bad beans into good good latte art. #LattAnnus
    (shoutout to Bon Appetit for inspiring this video)
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    Memento Mori.
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Comments • 80

  • Emerald Fox
    Emerald Fox 2 hours ago

    I have one of these at my house, I don't know why but this is so much funnier because I own one

  • AnnoyingAlto
    AnnoyingAlto 6 hours ago

    thats the same bad boy that my dad bought after he got hooked on European coffee

  • Funtime Doggylover
    Funtime Doggylover 11 hours ago

    Expresso machine: screaming noises
    Yandere: how dare my senpai do that to that to another girl!!!!

  • Blankify
    Blankify 18 hours ago

    When they steamed the milk i just thought "They jammin to the screams of the innocent."

  • Abbey Smith
    Abbey Smith Day ago +1

    I'm slowly going insane watching them try to use the coffee machine & make the latte.... STOP!

  • Kirbyfire73
    Kirbyfire73 Day ago

    And this is why you just buy a Keurig machine

  • glitch co.
    glitch co. Day ago

    *where's the dubstep remix*

  • Chiyo
    Chiyo Day ago +1

    I'm disappointed that Mark doesn't know that Squidward's painting is called BOLD AND BRASH

  • WhereIs ThisGoing

    Nice of mark to tell Ethan to let him do it because he was worried about what might happen

  • ChenHW
    ChenHW Day ago

    sugar

  • An Epic Game
    An Epic Game Day ago

    I would like to taste latte i never tasted it before only coffeeand some stuff

  • Shadow Lotus
    Shadow Lotus Day ago

    Mark: This is the cadillac of expresso machines
    Also Mark: 3:18

  • Xhm__00
    Xhm__00 Day ago

    This was my birthday video 😂 lovely 😂

  • UniComixs Plays
    UniComixs Plays Day ago

    My birthday video, oh wow

  • Meme Dealer
    Meme Dealer Day ago

    Bad bad beans reminds me of doctor who

  • Beenbag patato Chan

    When your nickname is “bean”
    😢

  • StoppedInMotion
    StoppedInMotion 2 days ago

    Ethan: dances as demon screeching continues

  • Kraken 05
    Kraken 05 2 days ago

    "I made cheese"

  • Kraken 05
    Kraken 05 2 days ago

    *Why does the coffee machine sounds so angry?*

  • Kraken 05
    Kraken 05 2 days ago

    2:54 the way Ethan looks at Mark

  • Hailey willock
    Hailey willock 2 days ago

    I love how this is just a video on making coffee but because Ethan and Mark are in it it’s like 10x more interesting and funny

  • ArticBunny 106
    ArticBunny 106 2 days ago

    Steaming the milk at first : squealing pig

  • Lacey97
    Lacey97 2 days ago

    I'm watching all these videos in chronological order and I found it March 24, it's now March 26 and this is where I've gotten to, which I think is pretty good. Being a part of this (by subscribing and watching every video) is actually making me weirdly happy

  • Matthew McBride
    Matthew McBride 2 days ago

    The milk sounds like the plant things from Harry Potter

  • Stacy Marie
    Stacy Marie 2 days ago

    Right in the beginning, ethan mentioning but plugs and taking a damn nose dive into femdom. We know where he has been on the internet.

  • A Guy You Most Likely Dont Know

    3:18
    YOU CLOSE YOU CLOSE *YOU CLOSE*

  • Megan’s Life
    Megan’s Life 3 days ago

    Please tell me there are other baristas that are cringing and pulling their hair out at this lol. There’s so many ways they went wrong but it was an honest effort lol. Definitely would’ve helped to have a metal container to steam the milk and if he would’ve known that the foam at the end is what makes designs. Thankful that mark was aware that pressing the espresso was bad. I was high key crying when Ethan went and was very distraught. But all in all not a terrible attempt for knowing absolutely nothing about it. Lol love you guys!

  • Lexi Pace
    Lexi Pace 3 days ago

    As a barista, I almost cried 😂😂😂

  • Kyle Shipley
    Kyle Shipley 3 days ago

    Imma be sad when this channel ends

  • Riku Miku
    Riku Miku 3 days ago

    Looks more like a bunny.

  • Aline TØP
    Aline TØP 3 days ago

    08:10 Ethan dancing to the sweet sweet sound of a *SCREAMING* rat is the purest form of Unnus Anus one can infuse into their blood!

  • Meaghan Greenway
    Meaghan Greenway 3 days ago +1

    The fact that mark correct ethan when he walked away was adorable

  • Grac3e Strange
    Grac3e Strange 3 days ago +1

    To be honest you guys could be the clock from don’t hug me. I’m scared

  • Robin Bowie
    Robin Bowie 4 days ago

    “The best part of waking up, is knowing you will die!”
    thank you guys, truly lifting

  • Maegan Galtier
    Maegan Galtier 4 days ago

    As a former PJ's Coffee Barista I can for sure say that your espresso shots probably all died and went bitter while you two were doin ya lil froth dance 🤣

  • Cody Hustead
    Cody Hustead 4 days ago

    Reping Milford Ohio

  • Aiden 1658
    Aiden 1658 4 days ago

    the best part of waking up is knowing that there is going to be another unnus annus video but the worst part is knowing we are getting closer to unnus annuses death.Memento Mori

  • Crackhead Kids
    Crackhead Kids 4 days ago

    DIRTY BEENS DONE DIRT CHEAP!!!

  • death and green tea pockys

    1:44 is basically me talking about how I feel on different days 2:54 mark is my family and I'm ethan and at 8:05 mark is my brother and I'm ethan

  • Brookelyn Rowe
    Brookelyn Rowe 4 days ago

    Ethan touched his face

  • TBIRD GAMER
    TBIRD GAMER 4 days ago

    Mark: I didn’t think it would!
    Also Mark: hides behind wall

  • ek _2004
    ek _2004 4 days ago

    I’m personally someone who enjoys “frilly drinks” and sweet drinks, so add flavored syrups to them

  • Mikaela Höök
    Mikaela Höök 4 days ago

    1:50 was the moment Ethan broke Mark

  • Kayla Powell
    Kayla Powell 4 days ago +1

    My dad is a huge coffee aficionado, and I’m used to the sound of an espresso machine in the morning. For some reason, watching this video hurt my soul.

  • Angelina Dubois
    Angelina Dubois 4 days ago

    Mark:explains that's it could blow up....after hiding without telling Ethan to hide.
    Ethan:clueless smol boi

  • jack morris
    jack morris 5 days ago

    You need sugar

  • JaceTheMace
    JaceTheMace 5 days ago

    BOLD AND BRASH

  • Julian Rodriguez
    Julian Rodriguez 5 days ago

    Bold and brash

  • Rain
    Rain 5 days ago

    Amy must have been so done with these two idiots

  • [WUT] Kiara
    [WUT] Kiara 5 days ago

    Never mind the video
    Where can get the *goose bowl*

  • Natalie Glass
    Natalie Glass 5 days ago +2

    mark: how could we have gone wrong? it's just coffee and milk

    me:.......sugar......?

  • Natalie Glass
    Natalie Glass 5 days ago

    the coffee looks like soy sauce

  • Katelyn O
    Katelyn O 6 days ago

    best quote from this video:
    "scream baby, scream" - Ethan

  • Mary Sue
    Mary Sue 6 days ago

    As a barista I am literally dying at this.

  • Drake Cutrer
    Drake Cutrer 7 days ago

    I'm a barista and this whole fucking episode makes me so goddamn upset

  • scp - 999
    scp - 999 7 days ago

    yea that is so much cafine

  • Hazel Grey
    Hazel Grey 7 days ago

    I thought they were gonna make espresso with those poop coffee beans, and now I want that video.

  • AndyBrawler
    AndyBrawler 7 days ago

    Unas Annus!
    UNAS ANNUS!

  • Megan Veen
    Megan Veen 7 days ago

    So I can actually puff up milk because I took a course, and when Mark was trying to puff up tve milk I basically started yelling at my phone like "WHAT in the WORLD are you doinggg??!?!!??!?!?!"

  • jasmine davis
    jasmine davis 7 days ago

    No sugar I-

  • Smolburrito_ bebi
    Smolburrito_ bebi 7 days ago

    Ah yes.
    Its the sound of the ice baby's scream because he is dying slowly at 8:04

  • BenBoozul
    BenBoozul 7 days ago

    At 3:10 when mark starts hitting the bean tray I was waiting for him to say are you close

  • Belle Piscitelli
    Belle Piscitelli 8 days ago

    as a barista at Panera, I’m hurting inside

  • Gray Ulmen
    Gray Ulmen 8 days ago

    That beet is a dying wart hog

  • SleekMoon
    SleekMoon 9 days ago

    My inner barista died watching this

    • SleekMoon
      SleekMoon 9 days ago

      Dead shots burnt milk my god i wanna die

  • Aria Norid
    Aria Norid 9 days ago

    As a barista this gives me unfathomable pain

  • Aarav swamy
    Aarav swamy 10 days ago

    You r supposed to pour milk in and then make the art cause the expresso is thin

  • Theo Little
    Theo Little 10 days ago

    As someone who worked as a barista for about five years, their work with the espresso machine took years off my life.

  • Peaceful Parrot ASMR
    Peaceful Parrot ASMR 10 days ago

    As a barista this video both enrages and entertains me
    I also happen to have this exact machine at home hahaha

  • Max Towers
    Max Towers 10 days ago

    Mark got all the cheese

  • Jacob Treuer
    Jacob Treuer 11 days ago +2

    Good ol' dirty bean water!
    Happy St. Paddy's Day.

  • John Scott
    John Scott 12 days ago

    Anyone else wanna see these two try making Espresso with a Moca Pot?

  • Alex
    Alex 12 days ago

    why does the milk steaming thing sound like a child screaming

  • Joseph
    Joseph 12 days ago

    So, I work as a barista, and just watching this hurt me.
    Congratulations Mark and Ethan, you made my day, and made me regret my work choice at the same time.

  • Angel Mangle
    Angel Mangle 12 days ago

    XDDD oml
    So I know nothing about coffee or making it. But I know this wasn't it. So I have my bf who is a full trained and is currently a barista. I showed him this and I just was dying with his reaction. Good job guys, love this.

  • Someone
    Someone 12 days ago

    i used to make coffee like that when i was like 7 and i sold it to people and you're supposed to be adults lmao

  • Kate G
    Kate G 12 days ago

    “it’s not like getting hit by a truck, cuz that’s too strong. but maybe a sedan?”
    fuck, i’m cackling

  • Ya_ Girl _Shawna
    Ya_ Girl _Shawna 13 days ago

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Mark and Ethan: The best part of waking up..
    Me finishing the lyrics thinking of Marks vine: Is egg whites in your cup.. I'm out of plates

  • Purple-Smart Heart
    Purple-Smart Heart 13 days ago

    Me: Thinking making latte art is pretty simple (other than the "artistic talent" part) and doesn't really require much knowledge of cooking/brewing

    Ethan and Mark: Our knowledge of cooking is less than Homer Simpson

    Fair enough...

  • Jet Boy
    Jet Boy 13 days ago

    a pet named steve