What If Hasan Were King Of America? | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

  • Published on Nov 14, 2019
  • On the latest Deep Cuts, Hasan contemplates what he would do if he were somehow named "King of America." Hasan also talks pizza toppings, goes on the record about one thing he couldn't do as a kid that he'll let his daughter do, and thinks about what his Super Sweet 16 birthday party would have been like. Hasan then shares some quality time helping out his best friend Eddie.
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Comments • 686

  • 07alima
    07alima 6 hours ago

    *Thank you for wearing the same jumper, I have seen you wear it before on shows* *_you don't just preach you lead by example_*

  • Ruaimaa Hasan
    Ruaimaa Hasan 13 hours ago

    yeah lol I was never allowed to watch the simpsons but my parents gave no specific reasoning they just thought it was inappropriate and influenced bad behaviour. I’m an ‘01 kid, brown child tings

  • Vaasavi Singh
    Vaasavi Singh Day ago

    That big flag he mentioned after 26/11 that exact same thing happened in 'ramy'

  • Jay Kay
    Jay Kay 2 days ago

    Why he always ask if the person is there?

  • Andy Silva
    Andy Silva 2 days ago

    1:50 oh wow I didn't realize until he said not a good look but he meant bc he's brown. Damn I completely didn't realize, I just thought bad timing but yeah no he's so right. People's reaction would not have been the same if he was white (for the most part).

  • Aash
    Aash 3 days ago

    this was hilarious xD

  • goody Qureshi
    goody Qureshi 3 days ago +1

    That Simpson's thing is so true!!!!!

  • Mr Green
    Mr Green 4 days ago

    I am officially beefing with you brown brother! Pineapple is a gift from the god!
    We fighting on sight son! (jk)(nr)

    • Fifi W.
      Fifi W. Day ago

      🤣🤣 it is delicious

  • Henry Ortiz
    Henry Ortiz 4 days ago

    Yes, I've deadass had that Mars thought for ever.

  • Starboy Naman
    Starboy Naman 4 days ago

    Best episode

  • dmaster225
    dmaster225 5 days ago

    Hasan "youve legitimately thought about this?" minaj

  • Vishal P
    Vishal P 5 days ago

    poor cheez it pizza guy

  • Abhinav Loomba
    Abhinav Loomba 5 days ago

    UNO reverse card

  • Ananda Dickens
    Ananda Dickens 6 days ago

    I can realate my birthday is the 23rd of September too and 2001 was when i was born😂.

  • Ben G
    Ben G 7 days ago

    Umm, superbowl is NOT a thing anymore Hassan. That's something our grand parents and old uncles do. lol

  • Tsukk
    Tsukk 7 days ago

    Dude, my mom didn't let me watch the Simpsons as a kid either and we are from Spain.

  • Christopher Hernandez
    Christopher Hernandez 7 days ago +1

    The dude asking the “king of America” question was pissed off and SAD .

  • Faisal
    Faisal 9 days ago

    Pizza Hut, sponsor him

  • Feel English
    Feel English 10 days ago +1

    Why these are not in Netflix?

  • Josef Saknikent
    Josef Saknikent 10 days ago

    Im Native and i don't celebrate happy thanks taking. So ill start X-mas when i want. Ok 👌

  • Baby Yoda
    Baby Yoda 11 days ago +4

    when an uncle comes:
    Hasan: makes joke about porn
    Hasan after: "Its a joke its a joke I SWEAR UNLE>

    TENDER CARTOONS 11 days ago

    what the fuction of that Guillotine looking like thing (the thing Hassan is asked to hold before and after the show )

  • Nyssa Elise
    Nyssa Elise 13 days ago +2

    I’m the same age and was banned from watching the Simpson’s too lol then years later my parents actively look to find it for my nieces...

  • dujana's creations
    dujana's creations 13 days ago

    This was the best, 😂😂😂👍

  • muhammed fx
    muhammed fx 15 days ago


  • S Ali
    S Ali 15 days ago

    uhhhhhhhh... hasan my dude we muslims believe in adam and eve too!

  • moreno franco
    moreno franco 15 days ago

    HASAN! Deep Cuts HAS to be longer! Beautiful!

  • applespiderx
    applespiderx 15 days ago

    You never tried domino’s with ranch dressing feta cheese and pineapple and jalapeño

  • Austin Thompson
    Austin Thompson 17 days ago


  • Fajar Setiawan
    Fajar Setiawan 17 days ago

    It's apparent that the audience is so diverse. The aforementioned names are of different ethnicity and origins, and not just plain "Jennifer" or "Chad".

  • Nia Pgn
    Nia Pgn 17 days ago +1

    We’re staying here until we get this right

  • Anika A
    Anika A 17 days ago

    his audience laughs at everything, even when its not funny

  • vrnk. jrk
    vrnk. jrk 17 days ago

    How did I just now realise Hasan and I have the same birthday lol

  • B Jay
    B Jay 17 days ago

    What If Hasan Were King Of America?
    Ans : He will forcefully convert 2/5 of american to Muslim, kill 1/5 of american and drive away 1/5 from this country.

  • Yougant S
    Yougant S 18 days ago +1

    It protec
    It attac
    But most importantly
    Cheezy Cheat Pizza is bacc

    You can order it now..

  • shaghayegh manesh
    shaghayegh manesh 18 days ago

    what volume and which episode?

  • Goth Royalty
    Goth Royalty 18 days ago


  • Ayana Sirpaul
    Ayana Sirpaul 18 days ago

    HASAN MINAJ FOR PRESIDENT! I'll make the pins.

  • Carbon K
    Carbon K 18 days ago +1

    Low key Eddie made Hasan hold the thing because he got sick of him going overtime with the deep cuts so what best way to end it then to make him do the clap thing

  • Aruna Vaidyanathan
    Aruna Vaidyanathan 20 days ago +1

    EDDIE: Five minutes Hasan
    HASAN : Daddy (that's what it sounded like) This is serious conversation about pizza.

  • Megan Belmont
    Megan Belmont 21 day ago

    I'll decorate for the holidays when I want!

  • Karins Hadi
    Karins Hadi 21 day ago +2

    8:29 his Indian accent came out lmao

  • SquareB0t
    SquareB0t 22 days ago +2

    The thing Hasan is holding at the beginning is called a Clapperboard. They are used to ensure proper syncing of the audio and video tracks during editing.

    Took me like 10 minutes trying to search "film director time card slam-thing."

  • Max Aggropop
    Max Aggropop 22 days ago

    my grandpa hated the simpsons, because they didn't look like real people. i was like...THAT is your problem??? okay.

  • Rayne Weber
    Rayne Weber 22 days ago

    I make cheez it pizza on the reg. It is totally back

  • Lachlan McNicol
    Lachlan McNicol 22 days ago

    Mars was The Garden of Eden

  • Hajira Shoaib
    Hajira Shoaib 23 days ago

    The Simpson thing ...... STILL HAPPING MAN !! LOL

  • Jonathan Flora
    Jonathan Flora 23 days ago +2

    I remember my mom threatening to throw out The Simpsons board game my brothers and I received at Christmas(from an Uncle in Portland) way back in the 90s. The only channel we could ever pick up was PBS, and even then my parents were suspicious of Bart's evil influence.

  • mimma931109
    mimma931109 23 days ago

    if it makes u feel any better my birthday is on the 11th of september...yeah let that sink in
    edit: my last name is a khan jbtw

  • maheen naz
    maheen naz 24 days ago

    6:32 ... the instant regret ☻☻

  • Steph P
    Steph P 24 days ago

    That's amazing! I have Hasan's permission to start celebrating Christmas in October!!!!!! Sorry everyone

  • Nikki Onyemma
    Nikki Onyemma 24 days ago +1

    Why is he taking the PizzaHut thing so seriously 😂

  • Kat
    Kat 24 days ago +2

    HASAN IS A HOTTIE, and I wasn’t allowed to watch the Simpsons either

  • ladooshopprincess
    ladooshopprincess 24 days ago

    OMG I WASNT THE ONLY ONE!!!! My mom wouldnt let me watch the simpsons either!!!!! I had to sneak watch it! That’s hilarious!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

    KYROS CELL SIRUV 24 days ago

    @2.37 it was the exact same thing I thought of too!! Except when the humans from Mars wanted to migrate to earth, they sent a metoer like missile and killed the dinosaurs. After that they sent the kids (trained with survival skills) instead for a fresh start so there won't be any adult influence who fucked up mars in the beginning.

  • Eric Hanson
    Eric Hanson 25 days ago

    "Five minutes, Hasan. Five"

    Damn, that guy seemed remarkably confident interrupting his boss while he was speaking.

    Also, man, if I was an executive at Pizza Hut, I would be super-mega hyped about this unrequested volunteer advertisement for the company in front of a huge audience (both in-person and on Netflix, plus TheXvid). Both Patriot Act and the audience member who told Hasan the Cheez-It pizza is back REALLY need to get paid by Pizza Hut now--especially the audience guy.

  • Crushi .Music, Art & Love.

    eye wish! kool! 🧡 💛 💚 💙 💜 🖤 C R U S H I

  • Meagan Baker
    Meagan Baker 25 days ago

    I appreciate his hand movements so much.

  • Snorlaxxll
    Snorlaxxll 25 days ago

    I haven't laughed this hard in a while omg. Don't know why but I think it has do with the fact that the whole thing is so authentic.

  • Jamal Uddin
    Jamal Uddin 25 days ago

    Hey Hassan I've watched all your episodes every show is great with truth but the show with trump killing asylum that's fucked up. I have a idea maybe you can recommend to him or someone that can make the world a better place. Hows this idea.......deport all the hardcore criminals gangmembers. Killers. And ISIS members. And trade off the Guatemala s. Just bring in all the good folks and leave all criminals there let them battle it out. And tell trump to build a wall somewhere there so all the criminals are inclosed n leave no baby's n woman behind ....cause we wouldn't want to start future problems.