It's A Lot Of Fun To Work For Donald Trump

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  • Published on Sep 13, 2019
  • Yes, it's tons of fun to work for this President. That's why everyone who leaves his administration immediately writes a tell-all book.
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  • PlymouthVT
    PlymouthVT Day ago

    Another day waiting to hear what Trump f'ed up today. Or what really stupid thing he's done or said or how badly he's embarrassed the US. Its a constant exploration of stupid.

  • Bessie Staton
    Bessie Staton Day ago +1

    Work for Donald Trump ! ..No way Hose . This would be aiding a criminal with dirty money. His money spells corruption.

  • 15% Battery Charge

    i don't think that tie goes with that suit

  • Bill Baldwin
    Bill Baldwin 3 days ago

    Trump is mentally ill. Figure it out.

  • David Edwards
    David Edwards 3 days ago

    So, someone who hates tRump and tRump hates him???
    I'm sorry, can we somehow reduce this list, it's way too big to even get an idea of who this person is.
    I remember that small kids have imaginary friends. tRump now has imaginary enemies.

  • Anon
    Anon 4 days ago

    If we hate Trump so much...
    Can we all please agree to ignore him completely for one week?
    Just don't talk about him at all for seven days... Would that be too much to ask?
    Just imagine how much lighter you would feel.

  • Zombie NurseRN
    Zombie NurseRN 5 days ago

    Oh yeah, he would definitely love to squeeze those udders, no matter who they belong to.

  • TVC15
    TVC15 5 days ago

    No 🍊master Donamir🧛‍♀️🦇, the reasons that you always look 🍊is due to baking daily on that cheap tanning bed & having your stylist smear on a 💩-load of 🍊 Mofajang Hair Wax for dat comb-over onion-🍞. Live BALD like Renfield Rudy 🤓🦇& be proud! Oremus.

  • Grunchy
    Grunchy 8 days ago

    John Oliver is a flipper

  • TheMangomelon789
    TheMangomelon789 8 days ago

    Colbert had a lot of fun with this segment. You can tell.

  • Peter Muller
    Peter Muller 9 days ago

    As an aussie I worry about this president because he just doesn't give a shit about the planet as a whole and the future of the planet is the most important issue . I guess I would just like to see a new president of USA that can be called the leader of the free, and democratic leader of the world again. Get rid of this nutter asap

  • Izzy LaCrosse
    Izzy LaCrosse 9 days ago

    Oh, my gosh, I have been greatly dismayed every time President Lies speaks of himself in the third person, not because he does it (we all know he is sick) but because no one else seemed to notice! Dissociation is linked to a variety of diagnoses, including DiD (multiple identity disorder). Thinking about it makes me visualize the many times his brain played hopscotch with reality.

  • Todd Howard
    Todd Howard 10 days ago +2

    LED is the future, he’s essentially saying “let’s be as energy inefficient as possible just because.” What’s next, are we going back to oil-lanterns and candles? Just get some goddamn Philips Hue’s or Geeni Smart Bulbs. Yes Mr. President, you can adjust the color temperature from your phone, which I know you love to have in your hand 24/7 in case you have to tweet something. They’re energy efficient and they will help dull your orange-ness.
    Plus, what’s he going on about “they make me look too orange”? I know he probably won’t understand but every lightbulb comes with a temperature in kelvin that represents what tint of white they’ll be.
    You can still buy lightbulbs that will produce light exactly like the old filament ones but consume not 90W of power but use (close guess cause I don’t have one in my hand) like 7-10W of actual power while producing the same amount of light.

  • Colin Underwood Corporate Compere-magician

    He sounds drunk!

  • Richard Dastrup
    Richard Dastrup 10 days ago

    Its alot of fun to watch Colbert . Hes a real joker. The no talent guy has Trump syndrome. I almost think he stalks the President. To make his personal opinions on his show.

  • kevin cronan
    kevin cronan 14 days ago

    you would,nt have to worry about if its fun working for him for long,,you would not last long enough to find out,,,in that speech was he doing Michael from the office?

  • Awesome Will
    Awesome Will 18 days ago

    “Mike Pounce” I’m dead 😂

  • DONNAI1210
    DONNAI1210 19 days ago

    Whewwwwwwww that man in the White House is a piece of work mannnnnnnnnnnn I couldn’t be his wife......... And Melania has resting B face every time she’s caught on camera😂🤣😅🤷🏾‍♀️💆🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

  • Mary Hanna
    Mary Hanna 21 day ago +2

    Omg! That horse bit is so hilarious that makes no sense at all. Also couldn’t stop laughing at the bed time story about the Chinese President. Colbert, thank you for giving us humor to uplift our spirits in this dark presidential era!

  • Erisch
    Erisch 22 days ago

    that is the most perfect name for a cat XD
    Mike pounce... genious.

  • Herb Moran
    Herb Moran 23 days ago

    Please America don't impeach trump...... THE World will have nothing to laugh at

  • Brian2Taiwan
    Brian2Taiwan 23 days ago +1

    Can someone please help Stephen correct his pronunciation of Xi Jin-Ping's name? Please🙏please🙏please🙏
    有沒有人可以幫Stephen糾正一下他說習近平的名字的發音嗎? 🙏拜託🙏拜託🙏拜託🙏 (中文版本在下方)

    In Chinese pinyin, the letters used represent fixed sounds, 1 letter always makes 1 sound, unlike in English. The sounds represented by the letters used do not change depending on what word they appear in. The "x", for example, is similar to "sh" sound in English, he'd had that part down pretty well before, but now he's saying it like the "s" in "television".
    *How to fix this issue? Go back to pronouncing the "X" like "sh". So, "Xi" sounds like "She".
    However, when we get to the Chairman's name, we run into a similar issue that has been around for a long time. Stephen has always said the "J" in "Jin" the same way (like the "s" in "television"), so, in addition, he is now saying the "X" in "Xi" this way.
    Remember, 1 letter, 1 sound. They should not sound the same.
    In Chinese pinyin, the "j" is almost the same as the "j" sound in English. So, "Jin" sounds almost the same as "Jean" (the difference mainly being that we lengthen "Jean" slightly differently when we say it).
    I would love to teach Stephen some tips to help him navigate basic Mandarin pronunciation. I could probably teach him all of the basics in under 10 minutes in a way that he'd have no problems remembering or recreating the sounds himself.
    Keep on learning, everyone~
    漢語拼音裡的每一個字母代表指定的一個音。一個字母總會發出一個音,跟英文的字母不一樣.
    字母代表的音不管在什麼單字裡出現都不會改變。 例如x代表很接近英文的sh的音. 以前Stephen差不多都會唸對. 不過現在他有開始把那個音唸成television的s.
    怎麼解決這個問題呢?
    很簡單啊
    回去之前的樣子,再把X唸得跟sh同音~
    不過到了主席的名字我們遇到一個比較持久的問題. 就是Stephen一直以來都會把【近】的j唸成剛剛說的television的s的音。所以他現在那兩個音都唸得一樣. 記得剛剛說的一個字母代表一個音嗎?那兩個不應該唸一樣的音.
    漢語拼音的【j】代表很接近英文的【j】的發音. 所以【近】跟Jean的發音幾乎一樣(差別在英文會把單字拉長的方式不太一樣)
    我很樂意叫Stephen一些中文發音的基礎技巧,應該10分鐘可以讓他以後不會再忘記也會自己記得怎麼發中文單字的音韻。
    大家繼續學校喔~

  • Reggie Glubber
    Reggie Glubber 23 days ago

    You can't bury a case especially when a video emerges and that video and addendum refute the lies and corroborate the facts. Sure you can, but don't be looking for trust and respect. You can't have it both ways.

  • Ace Diamonds
    Ace Diamonds 24 days ago

    just look at that ball of sunshine rudy giuliani.

  • Kristian Aaberg
    Kristian Aaberg 25 days ago

    Seriously, Trump relaxed lightbulb efficiency standards all because the better ones gave him a orangy glow. Fucking wackjob.

  • kike amatore
    kike amatore 25 days ago +1

    Im argentine and we dont like trump there . Neither any politician from anywhere in the world . They are thiefs , rapist , assasins and they step on every citizen rights impossing to pay taxes for their salary and than telling us what we can do or not . Fuck all the politicians.

  • Hans Olo
    Hans Olo 26 days ago

    That Germany-Argentina thing was on point! Love it!

  • SuperBat
    SuperBat 26 days ago +1

    Impeach the orange bastard!

  • maya summers
    maya summers 26 days ago +1

    Let's drown Mike Pence in Skittles and have Mike Pounds president.

  • maya summers
    maya summers 26 days ago +1

    Who are these imaginary people who keep praising Trump for a great 401k ? 😂

  • G.AURORA PECK
    G.AURORA PECK 26 days ago

    Stecen you are hilarious really. Lol so funny

  • FreddieHg37
    FreddieHg37 27 days ago

    Between Mike Pounce and Kevin the cow I just couldn't stop laughing all the way through… Oh my after the impeachment there is going to be a huge comedic gap in the news…

  • fointnikfraudulant
    fointnikfraudulant 27 days ago

    www.gofundme.com/f/1rl4aqfy5c?+share-sheet&rcid=ad25369ed1024a69b324fa6ff2dd01a2

  • Lisa Gulick
    Lisa Gulick 27 days ago

    The President doesn't know how to read the brightness meter on the back of a light-bulb package. Some of the new ones give off a "warm" light, like an incandescent bulb, and some give off a "cool" light, like a fluorescent bulb. The "cool" bulbs are the ones that make your skin look weird.

  • ExtremelyOCD
    ExtremelyOCD 27 days ago +1

    God I hate that f***** human/OrangutaN hybrid! He's a disgracE! He's a BUlly, he's mentally iLL. At this point, if somEThing happened and Pence suddenly became presIdeNt, THat would still bE an improvement, even tHough PencE wAnts a theocracy, for just over a year, that woulD still be better for this country than the orange sociopath.

    Not suggesting anything, but doesn't mean I wouldn't celebrate. We can only hope. The downside is he'd become a martyr, and with imPeachment his minions wouLd cry conspiracy, hEll, he could friggin' kill someone in public And his SupportErs would still back him up! It Doesn't matter what he does, they'll always say he's rIght, no mattEr what he does!

    There's alway what's going to happen when he's out of office, of course he's still open to legal action once he's out of office, even if disgraced by being impeached, which he could be held accountable by the legal system once he's gone.

  • PlymouthVT
    PlymouthVT 27 days ago

    No...just you.

  • Muhammad Rizqi Siregar

    Jerbus? I thought Trump would say “Jebbush” instead.

  • C1V1L WAR
    C1V1L WAR 28 days ago

    A lotta, biggest ever, believe me, very, people, winning, successful, money, bad guys, fake news, smart, Trump. Just rearrange those words and phrases and you have his entire verbal repertoire.

  • TheVirus455
    TheVirus455 28 days ago

    priceless 🤣🤣

  • Snodge Kat
    Snodge Kat 28 days ago

    tRump is tacky and gross!

  • Robert Murray
    Robert Murray 28 days ago +1

    Anti-Christ Moron

  • woody
    woody 29 days ago

    America has become the laughing stock of the world. You have let Trump turn the U.S.A into a joke. But now as you the people are doing nothing but accept his ways as ok, the rest of the world is looking at you with nothing but empathy and disappointed

  • Travis Horton
    Travis Horton 29 days ago

    This is so stupid, he is just making fun of stupid shit. How about some analysis into WHY Trump does this stuff in the first place?

  • Maria da Luz Moutinho
    Maria da Luz Moutinho 29 days ago

    lolol é de mais ....O Trump julga -se o maior ...quanto mede?? Dá uma no cravo e outro na ferradura!!! Que grande imitador ...talvez convide para ser sósia na campanha...Será que o apresentador se divertiiria a trabalhar com ele?? Grande show!!

  • robert mccully
    robert mccully 29 days ago

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Colbert_2008_presidential_campaign
    Colbert had originally planned to run for both the Republican and the Democratic nomination in his home state of South Carolina.[3] After learning that the fee to file for the Republican primary was $35,000, he abandoned plans to run as a Republican (he had previously stated that he could avoid FEC rules if he stayed under $5,000 in campaign expenditure). Although he paid the $2,500 fee to be included in the South Carolina Democratic ballot, he was denied a place on the ballot by the South Carolina Democratic Party executive council.[4] On November 5, 2007, Colbert officially dropped his presidential bid.

  • MaxMagnus
    MaxMagnus 29 days ago

    Please stop talking about Trump so much. There's no such thing as bad publicity, you're still giving him the biggest media platform in the world, which - guess what - is a huge help to Trump. Please stop being so greedy and taking the bait, you're playing right into his tiny hands

  • Michael Bender
    Michael Bender Month ago

    cow

  • Mike Lariviere
    Mike Lariviere Month ago

    “It’s fun to work for Donald trump” said mike pence who kisses every square inch of his fat, orange ass.

  • Thomas Panto
    Thomas Panto Month ago

    When did circular suicide becpme ''winning''.

  • Thomas Panto
    Thomas Panto Month ago

    President Retard is getting REVENGE for an a neglected childhood since Kindergarten .

  • Thomas Panto
    Thomas Panto Month ago

    Keep it simple: Trump i a LIAR.

  • Alcagaur1
    Alcagaur1 Month ago

    At last we have identified the perpetrator of the "Devin Nunes' Cow" Twitter account.

  • No Shit!
    No Shit! Month ago

    the piano guy sounds just extremely made up, stupid..

  • Beth Kirk
    Beth Kirk Month ago +1

    So basically he said Kevin McCarthy produces methane. He farts.
    Farts are what fill 45's cranial cavity.

    • Arnez J. Bridges
      Arnez J. Bridges 26 days ago +1

      No wonder he fears a green New deal. No methane, no trump. This time... It's personal!!

  • The,ode Tho,masa
    The,ode Tho,masa Month ago

    Trump admitted he is orange!

  • Vladi Wizard
    Vladi Wizard Month ago +1

    Am I the only one that, every time Chopper Talk comes on and Trumps hair flips over ... it's TERRY BRADSHAW?!!?

  • Failure Obama Failure Obama

    Perverts on Late Night / CNN / DNC..... Where is Jeffery Epstein.... Murdered by Dem RATS...… Obummer Gave Terrorist $$$$$$ BILLIONS in Cash......Obummer Ran Guns to the Mexican Drug Cartels... Obummer Used The IRS To Attack Constatives….Obummer WORST GDP in HISTORY.....Just a Few to Refresh Your Obummer Corruption !

  • Tynesha Claiborne
    Tynesha Claiborne Month ago

    He completely set himself up for that "orange light" joke

  • Sharon Davis
    Sharon Davis Month ago

    Mike pounds was there lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • Patti Tortora
    Patti Tortora Month ago +1

    He (45) is trying to do stand up. Bad stand up.