Wood and Steel | Critical Role | Campaign 2, Episode 58

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  • Published on Apr 15, 2019
  • The Mighty Nein explore Rosohna, the City of Perpetual Night, before embarking on a dangerous mission for Professor Waccoh...
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  • Ayla Bell
    Ayla Bell 5 hours ago +1

    Den Icozrin : *exists*

    Fjord : I'm about to end this man's whole career.

  • Christopher Teale
    Christopher Teale 7 hours ago

    I like how the largest PC's are riding the smallest morebounder

  • Braden Potts
    Braden Potts Day ago

    Glad for summer break I can finally catch up on the show maybe by next Thursday I can listen in to it live on twitch again

  • adir mugrabi
    adir mugrabi Day ago

    as a rule lawyer. i vote Liam

  • Chikage
    Chikage 2 days ago

    i love jester’s “size doesn’t matter speech”

  • Torrey Sauter
    Torrey Sauter 3 days ago

    "He told you not to talk anymore"
    I just about died

  • Joey Gallo
    Joey Gallo 3 days ago

    The hell?! Why is Yasha's STR 17?! Everyone else hit 20 in their primary stat long ago! Is she working on DEX or CON? Did no one assign ASIs for her? The hell!

    • VSKKG
      VSKKG 2 days ago

      She has chosen feats instead.

  • I'm the caiman
    I'm the caiman 4 days ago

    *Mollymauk* I am your god, long may I reign
    *Cadeuceus* Even his advice had abs

  • PixelatedSparks
    PixelatedSparks 4 days ago

    I know Fjord has had dark moments but wow was that dark 😰

  • Nodranil
    Nodranil 4 days ago

    Big shout out to Travis and Matthew for the talk between the blacksmith and Fjord. Many nerd dudes feel inferior to other jocks, players, etc. Regardless of your pursuits and interests as a guy, it doesn't make you any less of a man. That was some dope shit.

  • Austin Bryant
    Austin Bryant 5 days ago

    Taliesin's hungry eyes for that sword XD

  • Whos Datguy
    Whos Datguy 6 days ago

    Damn, those burns laid down by Ashley were worse than the ones my rogue suffered in the hellish realms of Baator.

  • tomisabum
    tomisabum 6 days ago

    I watch this with closed captioning on a lot just due to me often getting distracted or not quite catching a word, and good lord bless whoever does that for the team here. They have fun with it, and I appreciate that. [JENGA]

  • ArtLifemusic2011
    ArtLifemusic2011 7 days ago

    Somewhere in a parallel timeline Jester has opened a petting zoo and gives children rides on a very loyal and well trained Yarnball.

  • Ph34121307
    Ph34121307 7 days ago +2

    Hottest. thumbnail. ever. made.

  • CRH
    CRH 7 days ago

    The entire reward discussion could've been solved in 10 seconds by them just accepting the job, going back to the rest of the party and discuss the rewards, do the job, and get the rewards they all agreed upon. That was made way more complicated than it had to be, lol.

    • Simurgh
      Simurgh 7 days ago

      CRH I think Marisha misunderstood and thought they had to choose up front - which is why she was was trying to talk to Liam/Caleb about what to take, while he didn’t understand why she was trying to choose, thus kinda having two different discussions

  • genesis frog
    genesis frog 7 days ago

    3:21:00 what IS it with caleb and piss?? Off the top of my head Liam has roleplayed caleb pissing at LEAST twice (correction: at least THRICE), and in the past few episodes he has commanded two cats to pee. I don't understand this man's fascination with piss. Why is it his go to intimidation. Why is he like this

  • Dom Zim
    Dom Zim 8 days ago

    I just realized that yashas ability stats where not increased at lvl 4 and 8. Is there a reason for this or just an error?

  • Dom Zim
    Dom Zim 9 days ago

    Best VP speech in American history.

  • Boz
    Boz 9 days ago +1

    Fjord:I would stop talking if I were you.
    Matt:Make an intimidation check.
    Fjord:27.
    Matt: Fjord walks over to the foreman and mushroom stamps him in front of the Aurora Guard.

  • Kise Khan
    Kise Khan 9 days ago +2

    Half orcs are like onions , they have many layers

  • Emily Dueck
    Emily Dueck 9 days ago

    1:05:35 - The players get a taste of their own medicine

  • Tododile69
    Tododile69 9 days ago +1

    Sam being a good guy for Laura is so sweet at 54:40

  • Andrzej Gieralt
    Andrzej Gieralt 9 days ago

    I want Liam to be president of dnd beyond

  • SingingWolf's Random DIY and Gear

    First we had had Sam looking like Tim Curry on Valentine's day and now we have Matt giving a Fisher Stevens style performance for the Professor. (Or possibly a twitchy Ethan Hawke) I love this show.
    I also want to murder all of the characters except maybe Caduesus. Was no one LISTENING when the Bright Queen said, "Be careful who you show these symbols to..."???!!!???

  • David Tracy
    David Tracy 11 days ago

    I FUCKIN love Turman

  • RandomHer03
    RandomHer03 11 days ago

    Waka was incredible.

  • Milford Weeks
    Milford Weeks 11 days ago

    Moor Bounder: TMN Rent A Kill.... I can dig it! Wow Ashley... I can smell the smoke from Sam's roasting from here. Female Orc Doc Emmitt Brown here.

  • Lilith2014
    Lilith2014 11 days ago +1

    Goddamn, Matt is looking really sexy in this episode.

  • TopRaptor
    TopRaptor 12 days ago

    What was Marisha referencing when she said she'll look for the ass trumpeters? 25:40

    • LucasB2882
      LucasB2882 10 days ago

      blog.cnbeyer.com/history/marginalia-medieval/introducing-marginalia/ The third picture down.

  • Marc Laurents
    Marc Laurents 12 days ago

    Sam has lost my vote. Weasels and ferrets aren't the same thing.

  • Mega Bacon
    Mega Bacon 12 days ago

    2:42:25 you can see Caleb get a little disappointed when nott decided to ride with jester and not him.

  • Nnaron
    Nnaron 12 days ago

    At 2:26 - is that Grim Fandango music? Awesome

  • well,
    well, 12 days ago

    Once again, Caleb resorts to animal shit and pee to make people uncomfortable. Including me.

  • Fook
    Fook 13 days ago

    Veth Brenatto: sugar mommy to her own husband

  • FireSanctuary
    FireSanctuary 13 days ago

    Bart Curlish vibes from the Professor!

  • Dallas Oliver
    Dallas Oliver 14 days ago

    Deucy clear your throat!!

  • Kyle Sharks
    Kyle Sharks 14 days ago

    Level 9 barbarian with 17 strength...that's rough.

  • Lost Folklorist
    Lost Folklorist 14 days ago

    Smack smack smack
    Laura: Damn that was a hard hit!

  • MiniCleric
    MiniCleric 15 days ago

    Does anyone know what Taliesin said at 1:24:58

  • Woodywoodmc
    Woodywoodmc 15 days ago +2

    You can really tell Taliesin age sometimes but then his face lights up when he gets excited and it looks like he is 30 years younger and it’s so adorable.

    • Nick Terrell
      Nick Terrell 9 days ago +1

      He isn't that old, late 30s or early 40s I think.

  • Meadhall Mike
    Meadhall Mike 15 days ago

    Taliesin is one of my favs but...I don't know if he's got a condition or what but he has GOT to clear those throat bubbles

  • Woodywoodmc
    Woodywoodmc 15 days ago

    His advice had abs

  • Woodywoodmc
    Woodywoodmc 15 days ago

    This is better than an actual political campaign

  • Julia Maaño
    Julia Maaño 15 days ago

    Ring, staff, and magic robe? I'm getting some serious Deathly Hallows vibes over here

  • liljimmygreen
    liljimmygreen 16 days ago

    You should go check and see if you left the oven on.

  • Tim Green
    Tim Green 16 days ago

    I did not hear why Mat grew the deard and mustash. Tired of shaving (my personal fav. excuse), role, works better then none beards for I attains y

  • Johnny 6
    Johnny 6 16 days ago

    Sam thought he had the favor of celebrities, but you can't beat having the star of You've Got Gail as your running mate

  • Sparky TDK
    Sparky TDK 16 days ago

    i am slowly realizing either matt has a loooooooooooot of gold his campaigns or i might be a stingy GM

  • Zach D
    Zach D 16 days ago

    This is my first time seeing Talisons "Twitch Subscription Zone" commercial, and its so fitting, I'd watch him host Twlight Zone for years lmao

  • Lontasmenn
    Lontasmenn 16 days ago

    Ayyyyy, episode 58 and the... what, second or third episode Ashley is in?

  • Skallia Ray
    Skallia Ray 16 days ago

    If they dont have a debate... I'll be sad lol a savage debate against Liam and sam, then Dani and Ashley... I'm here for it.

  • Kt Dreamer
    Kt Dreamer 17 days ago

    @1:01:58 Marisha does THAT. Laura: *cringe* Liam: nice Me: *faints*

  • MRAtPt
    MRAtPt 17 days ago

    43:33 i was so scared Marisha hurt herself again

  • CAP10
    CAP10 18 days ago

    He kinda looks like donkey with some kind of mask...

  • CampaignerSC
    CampaignerSC 18 days ago

    49:08 Jester trying to kill Fjord
    1:42:48 Yeza is savage

  • the biggest big Mac ever

    I missed Ashley so much

  • Jeff West, Jr.
    Jeff West, Jr. 19 days ago

    I love all the mouthing and whispering banter between Travis and Ashley in this episode. Obviously they miss each other with Ashley working in New York, but you can tell the miss sitting next to each other.

  • ortham vega
    ortham vega 19 days ago

    the thumbnail for the video reminds me of this elric pic . www.stormbringer.net/images/elric/elric7.jpg

  • Matthew Nadeau
    Matthew Nadeau 20 days ago

    The poor Foreman!

  • Lothmar22
    Lothmar22 20 days ago

    Inverse attack on titan?

  • PLGRN8R
    PLGRN8R 20 days ago

    Gonna be honest, when the professor is looking over Beau and Caleb, I get a little bit of ASMR going on.

  • ErichWilliam
    ErichWilliam 21 day ago

    The moment the orc speaks to Caleb Beau and Caleb = Mel Brooks presents Critical Role

  • Mystery Post
    Mystery Post 21 day ago

    Keeping me alive over here you guys. Thank you so much for doing this every week! I don't know where I'd be if I hadn't found Critical Roll.

  • Servan Castillo
    Servan Castillo 21 day ago

    Missed Ashley so much!

  • Blythe Westchild
    Blythe Westchild 21 day ago

    MOLLYS COAT!

  • Blythe Westchild
    Blythe Westchild 21 day ago

    Marisha, I love you - but the breathy maiden voice is cringee

  • carvy catalan
    carvy catalan 21 day ago

    I would just like to say that the D-ck drawing by Beau was ingenius! I was cracking so hard.

  • HoaxNess
    HoaxNess 22 days ago

    I have travelled across the land, searching far and wide. To find the one blacksmith, who can bring this sword to life. 🎵

  • Kailob Moore
    Kailob Moore 22 days ago +1

    I love Fjord's inferiority complex with other half-orcs. He is so uncomfortable around them xD

  • greenquartz
    greenquartz 22 days ago

    "Hot goat piss?" I mean I'm legit crying laughing, but I still gotta say I like Sam's smile. He's got great teeth & I have a weakness for dimples. Still...holy crap Ashley!😂😂😂

  • Kailob Moore
    Kailob Moore 22 days ago

    You know, if i worked in a haunted house, *I* would be scared to try and scare someone that looks like Travis xD

  • Elena Maxima
    Elena Maxima 22 days ago

    The thumbnail of Ashley!!!

  • Work Shop
    Work Shop 23 days ago

    1:38:11

  • Erreul
    Erreul 23 days ago

    You know... It's good to be back, HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAH

  • Allison Humfleet
    Allison Humfleet 24 days ago

    "Yonik is angry and likes to kill."
    -Caleb

  • MilkChocolateBoombox
    MilkChocolateBoombox 24 days ago

    Fjord pulls up to camp with the biggest dick energy

  • Sam C
    Sam C 24 days ago

    The professor's, "ahh but he only mostly dead".

  • Candy breacker Cat
    Candy breacker Cat 24 days ago

    (Just so you know yes im copy pastiong this but only beacause im tired of scrolling so far down)

    HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing
    1:10 Liam announces his running mate
    2:25 Ashley roasts Sam
    8:05 The road to 10 million
    11:10 Intro cinematic
    12:45 Episode Starts
    15:25 Recap Ends
    15:45 Yasha is more alert than usual
    25:15 Jester has an important task for Beau
    26:30 Beau flashes her stick
    27:10 And break
    28:10 The flask
    30:40 Fjord meets a bigger half-orc at the forge
    36:30 Fjord can almost carry a barrel
    38:55 Fjord’s too tough for jewelry
    41:25 Wersh and Fjord
    45:00 His advice had abs
    45:55 Consoling Fjord
    47:00 Fjord backstjory
    49:05 Half-orc-ling
    52:05 Beau teaches us to deal with cops at the library
    56:25 Liam gets to hit Marisha back
    1:01:20 Professor Tuskwaco
    1:10:40 Beau flashes ab
    1:20:20 Long-winded pigeon
    1:25:00 How dare you Sam
    1:33:55 Jester goes for the full tickle at the jeweler
    1:36:00 You can’t trick The Dragon with cubic zirconium
    1:37:20 Sam is under attack
    1:40:00 Jester is great at compliments
    1:42:05 Turmin’s tinctures and tonics
    1:42:50 Chemists: you can’t take them anywhere
    1:43:45 The splash zone
    1:44:10 Too adventurous
    1:45:25 Not just sex powers
    1:52:10 Rain on Sam night
    1:53:25 Nott goes back to her old ways
    1:58:05 Break Starts
    2:07:30 A full-cast Thank You video
    2:10:35 Art Montage
    2:23:20 Break Ends
    2:24:45 In medias res
    2:28:05 Shaft
    2:32:45 If they did a morning-to-night game some weekend, I’d be there for it
    2:35:20 Jester gives up her weasel
    2:38:20 Exchanged messages
    2:39:20 Taliesin backstory
    2:41:15 I LOVE YOU
    2:43:30 Nott and Caleb update their character art
    2:51:10 Through the Ghostlands
    3:12:10 Foreman Boto
    3:14:00 Fjord mjurders Foreman Boto
    3:16:05 Contradictory orders
    3:41:30 Nott cleans up loose ends
    3:44:45 Ashley is welcomed
    3:48:05 Episode Ends
    The in-game start date for the episode was the 20th of Horisal 836. Sam’s flask says “Creepy ain’t a crime, neither is D&D” over a picture of Brian W. Foster
    Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?05

  • Ross Thane
    Ross Thane 25 days ago

    Kinda wish we had the option to see the whole cast's reactions to the pre-game skits, but for whatever reason the cunty camera operators pander to the people watching this on their cellphones to maximize who's speaking. Would've loved to see Marisha/Travis/Liam's reactions for 95% of the d&d beyond joke. Alas, this has pretty much become routine and I doubt one youtube comment will actually change how their derpy camera crew manages the stream focus.

  • Something Dumbs
    Something Dumbs 25 days ago

    Rhino. Sex. I’ve heard it all...

  • sleepingArisu
    sleepingArisu 25 days ago +1

    I'm so happy Ashley is back I might actually cry but please fix her AC

  • Michael Rasmussen
    Michael Rasmussen 25 days ago

    Fjord being a hardass makes me very uncomfortable ^^ But it's awesome to see regardless :)

  • darkecofreak23
    darkecofreak23 26 days ago

    Sam's gonna hurt someone with flask eventually.

  • Keith Brown
    Keith Brown 26 days ago

    Marisha mistaking Taliesin's comment for Sam is the Mighty Nine equivalent of rolling a natural 1.

  • aripockily
    aripockily 26 days ago +1

    and here i thought no one could beat Sam but today i'm voting with my Johnson

  • Doodle Hawk
    Doodle Hawk 26 days ago

    2:41:34

  • Doodle Hawk
    Doodle Hawk 26 days ago

    2:37:23

  • Cap'n caviar
    Cap'n caviar 27 days ago

    Everyone is talking about Ashley roasting Sam but can we just appreciate how fjord tore apart and broke a man. I know it was in game but that was thorough. #pleasesteponmefjord

  • matthew tate
    matthew tate 27 days ago +2

    Is it just me or does the professor sound like miracle max?

    • Tilphoron
      Tilphoron 24 days ago

      I was thinking a mixture of Max and Woody Allen.

  • dedf15
    dedf15 27 days ago

    did i miss something? the Mighty Nein's treatment of Waccoh's competitor seemed unecessarily cruel.

  • SabreDance256
    SabreDance256 27 days ago +4

    I don't want to imagine a conversation between Jester and the Professor.
    It would be too much fast talking and fun.
    also YAY ASHLEY'S BACK!!

  • The Scrub
    The Scrub 28 days ago +1

    Anyone else having issues with twitch??

  • Yikes It's Belle
    Yikes It's Belle 28 days ago +1

    For a hot sec I thought the background music was a flute cover of Sound of Silence and I sat here having an existential crisis about it

  • pike vena
    pike vena 28 days ago +3

    Liam and Ashely. Let's do it with the sword.

  • ebony1442
    ebony1442 28 days ago +4

    Matt: There was an unfortunate encounter with about 7 or 8 giants....
    Me: That is, with respect, a paltry sum....

  • NEJ C
    NEJ C 28 days ago

    You know the arts good when you get 7 pictures of chairs in a row.

  • AmishRiot
    AmishRiot 28 days ago +4

    I love it when Ford puts on his game face and intimidates people. Travis is so pro

  • Luke Good
    Luke Good 28 days ago

    I keep thinking, shit do I have hearthstone running and I've just forgotten about it

  • Andy Malik
    Andy Malik 28 days ago +6

    I love it when Ashley is here for the shopping episodes because her bartering is on point.
    "What if we just play less gold?"
    She doesn't even try, she just does,