Here's The Truth About Marriage... | Lee Evans

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  • Published on Sep 7, 2019
  • An assortment of jokes on marriage. Don't show this to the wife though...
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Comments • 179

  • Danny Evans
    Danny Evans Day ago

    Must just be everyone with the name Evans because I cant remember fuck all either lol I put something down a second ago and forget where the fuck I put it... have to flip house down to find it haha

  • White Thread
    White Thread Day ago

    I dreamt i was happily married.

  • Dale Smith
    Dale Smith 6 days ago +1

    Seen this guy twice!
    I could watch Lee Evans for 24 hours straight and still sit here with a constant smile and my sides hurting
    Legend!

  • life is what you make it

    Best if you go mgtow

  • Sebastien Dargue
    Sebastien Dargue 6 days ago

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhah

  • Amir Malik
    Amir Malik 8 days ago

    Wow very unique style of comedy

  • Abby Jaded
    Abby Jaded 8 days ago +1

    The many faces of Lee Evans are just beautiful

  • Fluffy Bunny
    Fluffy Bunny 9 days ago +1

    A much missed talent!

  • Lucy sawyer
    Lucy sawyer 10 days ago +1

    Hahahahahaha that’s definitely my mum with my dad hahahaha xxxxx🀣🀣🀣πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

  • Stevo- 79
    Stevo- 79 12 days ago

    WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?! Howling!!!!

  • Joe Powell
    Joe Powell 13 days ago

    Funny as fuck, he’s the best there is. Please come out of retirement, you don’t know how much we all miss you.

  • Azeddine Najib
    Azeddine Najib 13 days ago +3

    Lee is the funniest man in the world πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

  • The One and Only KC
    The One and Only KC 18 days ago +5

    Lee Evans,a true pro,he is a comedy genius, a class act,love the guy.

  • Crystal Champion
    Crystal Champion 18 days ago +2

    What's in Lee Evan's mouth

  • Ezzah //
    Ezzah // 22 days ago +3

    4:25 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Claire morrison
    Claire morrison 23 days ago +2

    🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

  • Skinner 21
    Skinner 21 23 days ago +1

    DON’T YOU FUCKIN DARE

  • Jacob Thompson
    Jacob Thompson 23 days ago +1

    Ukiukikyu

  • Requiamas Roach
    Requiamas Roach 24 days ago +1

    Igor lol

  • Kierien Bennett
    Kierien Bennett Month ago +8

    So happy to see him come out of retirement I really need a good lee Evans giggle

  • QuaverFlava
    QuaverFlava Month ago +2

    Do we have a loyalty card? No no lol. That little wave at the end lmao.

  • Armand Robotson
    Armand Robotson Month ago +2

    If you know women that well you’re either married to death...or already dead....
    Women never appreciate real men only needles ...

  • Papa Chango
    Papa Chango Month ago +3

    It's all so true LMFAO.

  • Derek Gill
    Derek Gill Month ago +1

    lee. for fuck sake come back we miss you.

  • michael lowe
    michael lowe Month ago +3

    What an absolute legend πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • ChocolateStarfish
    ChocolateStarfish Month ago +3

    4:56 I’m crying 😭 So funnyπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ

  • bofursgun
    bofursgun Month ago

    If there's anything worse than staggeringly trite observational 'comedy', it's when it's delivered by a meth fuelled, high voiced, sweaty little twat. "It's so funny because it's true!!!!"
    Yawn...

  • Gethsemane
    Gethsemane Month ago +25

    Christ he's married to my missus

  • Keith Fowler
    Keith Fowler Month ago +21

    Lee, you've been retired for ages. Your wife must be sick of you being at home by now..
    She must be telling you to get out of the house more..
    Please go back on the road.

  • Keith Fowler
    Keith Fowler Month ago +1

    Please come out of retirement !

  • Keith Fowler
    Keith Fowler Month ago +1

    I met someone who doesn't like Lee.. ????????????????

  • Mikey Conners
    Mikey Conners Month ago +2

    How can a man sweat so much

    • EA Cleversley
      EA Cleversley 20 days ago +1

      He's under studio lights, and lights get very hot and make you sweat

  • David Crockett
    David Crockett Month ago +4

    Calm down you tart 😁

  • craigk621
    craigk621 Month ago

    Some people laugh because they think they should.

  • NewRailBasher
    NewRailBasher Month ago +1

    #HowTheFuckShouldIKnow

  • XSquidz X
    XSquidz X Month ago +4

    Omg the best comedian ever like this of you think: I don't like shopping with my wife she hasn't change

  • Jessica
    Jessica Month ago +7

    God he is amazing πŸ˜‚ Wish he would come out of retirement.

    • daniel taylor
      daniel taylor 8 days ago +1

      He said on the Grahame Norton show that he wants to return to his comedy sketches because he is waiting for his wife to say "Lee go to work"

  • mightlife
    mightlife Month ago +2

    Wisdom 2.0!

  • Pip Pipster
    Pip Pipster Month ago +1

    Jesus H Christ that was funny

  • CRXXLA
    CRXXLA Month ago

    Is this new material?
    Or regurgitated shit from 10 years ago?

  • Seether99
    Seether99 Month ago +6

    Brilliant, Lee please come out of retirement, please.........

  • Fiveminded
    Fiveminded Month ago

    Calm down you tart, i'll get a fucking torch. Lol"

  • Frank Murphy
    Frank Murphy Month ago +3

    Lee evans 🀣 cannot be beaten guys just gold

  • Colin Watson
    Colin Watson Month ago

    Calm down you fuckin tart I'll get a torch 🀣🀣🀣🀣

  • Kevin Adams
    Kevin Adams Month ago +5

    I Watch His DVDs Everyday

  • Autumn Powell
    Autumn Powell Month ago +2

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Zinxax X
    Zinxax X Month ago +2

    People who dislike these videos are feminists..Fact

    • craigk621
      craigk621 Month ago +1

      Alright.... if you say so...Jess

  • jnicolettebailey
    jnicolettebailey Month ago +2

    Geezus I LOVE Lee Evans

  • Moody Rodgers
    Moody Rodgers Month ago +6

    Why you coming in at 5 in the morning?
    Coz I got work at 6.πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‹

  • Wilfried Zaha
    Wilfried Zaha Month ago +8

    The uk answer to Jim Carrey

    • JustGame
      JustGame 13 days ago +2

      Wilfried Zaha Jim Carrey isn’t in the same league as lee Evans

  • Liam
    Liam Month ago +31

    "She went in that bedroom looking like Winona Ryder, she come out looking like Shaun Ryder!" Hahaha.

  • fanboy editor
    fanboy editor Month ago +18

    Dear god this guy sweats a lot

    • Crystal Champion
      Crystal Champion 18 days ago +1

      Look on the bright side at least he doesn't have to take a shower

  • Pretty fish tank Pretty fish tank

    Love himπŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

  • astraboys100
    astraboys100 Month ago

    Same old stuff ha ha ha, odd people will pay to go see him!

  • Sam B
    Sam B Month ago +1

    This is funnier if you watch with no sound

  • paulkazjack
    paulkazjack Month ago +3

    So it's Micheal mcyntire but with added swearing.

  • Y Saleem
    Y Saleem Month ago +2

    Igor LMAO!!!!!!

  • Y Saleem
    Y Saleem Month ago +6

    This guy is brilliant

  • Mr Smith
    Mr Smith Month ago +4

    You just couldnt have an argument with this guy lol you'd laugh everytime he spoke πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • dr cowpat
    dr cowpat Month ago +3

    Sweaty dirty bastad