Best of the Worst: Parole Violators, Future Force, and Geteven

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  • Rus Block
    Rus Block Day ago

    & pretty sure that's uzi- not u21 there colin..

  • Rus Block
    Rus Block Day ago

    that they don't recognize jerry springer's bodyguard is problematic

  • Glitch Xero
    Glitch Xero Day ago

    All he had to say was, "point three five seven magnum" and you could tell he's Canadian.

  • deeze03
    deeze03 6 days ago

    I want the Joe vs the Volcano shirt Jim is wearing.

  • RooTwo
    RooTwo 8 days ago +2

    29:01 holy fuck good catch Mike

  • Indrek Anteploon
    Indrek Anteploon 9 days ago

    I haven't laughed so hard and much in long time!!!:D. Thanks!

  • John T. Campbell
    John T. Campbell 9 days ago +1

    "He looks like Jerry Seinfeld with Michael Bay's face."
    What's the deal with these explosions?!?

  • Danburd
    Danburd 11 days ago +2

    I'm impressed Rich was able to successfully pronounce 'auto-erotic asphyxiation' TWICE.

  • Cyber Demon
    Cyber Demon 15 days ago

    Lol 10 inch high dude should be 5 minutes in looking like Rocky at the end of his movie with how he keep getting his ass kicked all the time.

  • Dan Triance
    Dan Triance 20 days ago

    love the totally unnecessary semicolon choice

  • jesustheres
    jesustheres 23 days ago

    "Are they censoring themselves?"

  • AD Q DA
    AD Q DA 24 days ago

    17:50 just noticed this on a re-watch.. that lavalier flies out of his shirt

  • kamikazemelon787
    kamikazemelon787 26 days ago

    Rich Evans confirmed for having a piece of trash phone two years ago

  • Antonio H
    Antonio H Month ago

    De Harts singing is comedy gold

  • Antonio H
    Antonio H Month ago

    This is one of the best BOTW episodes for the review of "Geteven" alone!

  • Vash Watercrest
    Vash Watercrest Month ago

    u guyz crack me up!

  • Jorji
    Jorji Month ago

    Drinker by the dozen

  • Tommy Derp
    Tommy Derp Month ago

    Petartment

  • three person couch
    three person couch Month ago

    the ending is fucking hysterical

  • jay lo
    jay lo Month ago

    Miles Long = Neil Breen's Laptops

  • Dareloth
    Dareloth Month ago

    I got the tune to that Shimmy Slide song stuck in my head a few months ago and I could not for the life of me remember what the hell it was from

  • Yaw Nuri Obi
    Yaw Nuri Obi Month ago +1

    That Brundleflick at the end was EVERYTHING!

  • The Guardian
    The Guardian Month ago +1

    I hate when that happens @58:58. I don't know who's the idiot that thought it was a good idea to have the proximity sensor decide exclusively when the screen should be turned on during a phone call on Android. As soon as something happens to the screen or the flimsy sensor (or if you put a screen protector that the sensor doesn't like) the "phone" becomes completely useless for actual "phone calls". Even now in 2018 they still haven't thought of adding an option to Android to make it possible to force the screen to be on during calls in case the sensor gets blocked or broken.

  • TheChecklo
    TheChecklo Month ago

    RLM needs to make a kickstarter to give to a clueless idiot a million dollar budget to make the movie they wanna make. I would put $500 dollars towards that easily.

  • BastianAndTheBear
    BastianAndTheBear Month ago

    I hate when people randomly start telling me jokes for no god damned reason. Such a big pet peeve.

  • Marcus Zyker
    Marcus Zyker Month ago

    36:50 shoot him again. His souls still dancing

  • Zap Rowsdower
    Zap Rowsdower 2 months ago

    Is it just me, or does Miles Long look exactly like Dennis from always sunny with a mullet?

  • Dreamwalker Films
    Dreamwalker Films 2 months ago

    Joe and the Volcano shirt ftw, whoo!

  • Lowbrass64
    Lowbrass64 2 months ago

    U21 = UZI. No fucking way I'm scrolling to see if anyone else posted this already.

  • Dextresen
    Dextresen 2 months ago

    I wish I enjoyed things as much as Rich does.

  • Mike Semore
    Mike Semore 2 months ago

    I don't have any friends. I watch rlm all the time and imagine that they are my friends. I'm pathetic.

  • Phantom Sidious
    Phantom Sidious 2 months ago +2

    That song at the end..beyond hilarious/terrible!

  • Aurex
    Aurex 2 months ago +1

    Horseshoes? Who plays horseshoes? People in Rimworld! :D

  • SicCoyote
    SicCoyote 2 months ago +1

    Death check: Future Force: Director:dead 2015, Star:dead 2009 Villain:dead 1990... John De Hart... Still helping people Geteven in court.

  • Sean
    Sean 2 months ago

    I don't remember being in parole violators

  • Ghosthead83
    Ghosthead83 2 months ago

    Damn Rich's shit phone!

  • Axterix13
    Axterix13 3 months ago

    I'd be surprised if anyone out there didn't manage to figure out the surprise ending for "Geteven" just from the back of the box, between telling you there's a surprise ending and "appears to end the life of CINDY". Might as well have written "which CINDY survives just fine".

  • Eli Savage
    Eli Savage 3 months ago

    John Daheart supports the black tank top theory

  • Pandaman
    Pandaman 3 months ago

    7:30 Future Force!

  • aaronsdavis
    aaronsdavis 3 months ago

    The drunk dude up the back staring around inanely. Superb.

  • Carlo DelPizzo
    Carlo DelPizzo 3 months ago

    The video tags have Mike's name spelled wrong :p

  • Zetetik -
    Zetetik - 3 months ago

    Take the baseball cap off
    and Colin is wearing full Cabin Boy costume!

  • JellyDonat
    JellyDonat 3 months ago +1

    that lawyer guy really struggled unhooking that bra

  • JellyDonat
    JellyDonat 3 months ago

    that nip slip though

  • Matthew Snyder
    Matthew Snyder 3 months ago +1

    Geteven is my favorite example of a film ahead of its time. I mean, that title is just screaming for a hashtag.

  • Mr Buinov
    Mr Buinov 3 months ago

    1:03:56 The only time Rich can pronounce something right is when he’s meant to pronounce it wrong...

  • Qwufi
    Qwufi 3 months ago

    1:05:48 Suburban Sasquatch

  • John A
    John A 3 months ago +1

    it's like the minutes leading up to an execution
    *FUTURE FORCE*

  • Hayden D. Ealy
    Hayden D. Ealy 3 months ago +1

    Is that a "Joe Vs the Volcano" shirt?

  • J.R. Trevino
    J.R. Trevino 3 months ago

    Robert Tessier, not Telly Savalas

  • fyxation
    fyxation 3 months ago +1

    I was in a bad mood, so I decided to watch some old episodes to cheer me up... and then the deer in the headlight comment followed by the horn made me spray my drink everywhere. Thanks, I guess?

  • EnteR ChazmaN
    EnteR ChazmaN 4 months ago

    I knew the Carradine jokes were incoming but I still laughed at every one

  • William May
    William May 4 months ago

    Is that bad guy drinking Old Grand-Dad bourbon?

  • 0Axel0
    0Axel0 4 months ago +1

    That Parole Force Violators: Even trailer looked super dope! Can't wait for the full film.

  • BishopOfHexen192
    BishopOfHexen192 4 months ago

    Oh wow, De Hart is the most dreadful thing I've ever witnessed... Truly bizarre.

  • Picard is Wesley's Father
    Picard is Wesley's Father 4 months ago +1

    35:40 I actually loved "John Tucker Must Die." It is an underrated, cinematic gem

  • zoddie
    zoddie 4 months ago

    I'm convinced the fat ones high pitched laugh exist only to drown out everyone elses reactions cause he is an attention whore.

  • miguelthedog
    miguelthedog 4 months ago

    Get Violators Force

  • Daron J
    Daron J 4 months ago

    It would be so fucking hilarious if you can do a critical review of both or either,
    HOW HIGH OR WHO'S YOUR CADDY ,

  • Stone Wolf
    Stone Wolf 4 months ago

    Mike seems depressed. Need a Zoloft buddy?

  • Freshmeat2
    Freshmeat2 4 months ago

    One of the greatest BotW episodes they've ever made.

  • carlwinslo
    carlwinslo 4 months ago +2

    Just watched Road To Revenge aka "Geteven". Its one of the best worst movies i've seen in awhile. John De Hart wears leather pants 99% of the movie. He even wears leather pants to court along with a flannel shirt and sport coat that is too big for him. Wings Hauser had to be just shit faced drunk and maybe on mushrooms or something during the entire filming.

  • smileytuna
    smileytuna 4 months ago +1

    "I'm through with rape..." I know Rich, we all are

  • SuperWarMech
    SuperWarMech 4 months ago

    I don't do drugs or worship the devil.

  • Infinite Loop
    Infinite Loop 4 months ago

    Man, this episode was hilarious! I almost *choked to death*

  • Crappy HR
    Crappy HR 5 months ago +2

    "I don't do drugs and I don't worship the devil!"

  • Doctor Picard nononono
    Doctor Picard nononono 5 months ago +2

    are miles long and mike hunt related?

  • TheTaelus
    TheTaelus 5 months ago

    John still practices law in Los Angeles, he doesn't appreciate fans calling.

  • Evan Mester
    Evan Mester 5 months ago

    I just realized that Parole Violators is just an 80’s Blue Ruin

  • Hjalmar Hallenstål
    Hjalmar Hallenstål 5 months ago +1

    Red letter media is the best thing that ever happened.

    • Hjalmar Hallenstål
      Hjalmar Hallenstål 5 months ago

      Crom!

    • Doctor Picard nononono
      Doctor Picard nononono 5 months ago

      yeah fuck crushing your enemies and see them driven before you and hearing the lamentations of their women,Red Letter media is what's best in life!

  • Illavick
    Illavick 5 months ago

    Ooooh Mr old man, I love your monologue about suicide. Here, run this ice cube over my nipples.

  • Grzegorz Dabkiewicz
    Grzegorz Dabkiewicz 5 months ago

    i sure hope he doesn't choke. God damn ,Mike.

  • Muffin Man
    Muffin Man 6 months ago +4

    Someone should send these 3 movies to the guys at the Hydraulic Press Channel so they can press the 3 movies into 1.

  • Justin Bliven
    Justin Bliven 6 months ago

    Fucking hilarious.

  • Smerg the Dargon
    Smerg the Dargon 6 months ago +2

    Clearly, the crossover should be called "50s, Fourties, and .45s".

  • CasaiAgicap
    CasaiAgicap 6 months ago +45

    John De Hart's singing style is sort of like if Elvis had a baby with Talking Heads and then dropped the baby

    • Jessica _Jam
      Jessica _Jam 11 days ago

      CasaiAgicap he sounds a little like Bryan Ferry in a few parts of that creepy love song. Makes me wonder if he actually took voice lessons he might pretty good. I’m sure he already believes he’s the best singer though.

    • Arran Boon
      Arran Boon Month ago +3

      Hahahaha this made me laugh like Rich Evans

  • Fuzzy Dunlop
    Fuzzy Dunlop 6 months ago +4

    Do men normally wear capri pants in Canuckistan?

  • KingofThuggery
    KingofThuggery 6 months ago +1

    Parole Force: Get Violated

  • Exxes Hauffen
    Exxes Hauffen 6 months ago

    "Get Even?"

  • Conor Phillips
    Conor Phillips 6 months ago +1

    Is that red bearded guy a terminal patient or on some sort of medication? Why is he so boring and soulless? He looks like he's absolutely fucking miserable.

  • Fester370
    Fester370 6 months ago

    i need the geteven soundtrack!

  • Kyle Brand
    Kyle Brand 6 months ago

    Have any of them used a phone before? They're as good at using one as John DeHart is at making movies.

  • Oda Swifteye
    Oda Swifteye 6 months ago

    I can respect the writer of the first film feeling like the best hero is the one that isn't invulnerable but you do need to make it at least give the hero genuine moments where he's a bad ass.
    Jackie Chan used to get his ass kicked all the time but he always had scenes that showed off how capable he was.

  • strangenautics
    strangenautics 7 months ago

    Is Jim dyslexic?

  • Clark Bint
    Clark Bint 7 months ago +1

    That bar in Parole Violators looks an awful lot like the bar on Jackass where the midgets have a bar fight...

  • theREDdevilz22
    theREDdevilz22 7 months ago

    I’ve never face palmed as much as I did during Geteven! 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

  • FortWhenTeaThyme
    FortWhenTeaThyme 7 months ago +1

    The "it's like everyone caught you" joke didn't get the reaction it deserved, that was fucking hilarious.

    • MW
      MW 6 months ago

      FortWhenTeaThyme Agreed, I expected them to continue with that bit a little longer; good stuff. RIP.

  • G M
    G M 7 months ago +1

    Geteven sounds so much like Hank Hill when he starts singing...it's great hahah

  • ejscorp
    ejscorp 7 months ago

    THROUGHOUT THE AGES

  • Alexander Mesko
    Alexander Mesko 7 months ago

    Those beautiful Canadiens

  • Johnny D
    Johnny D 7 months ago

    God this episode was GOLD

  • lkrnpk
    lkrnpk 7 months ago

    Miles Long
    That's what she said!

  • Terry Coyle
    Terry Coyle 7 months ago

    Neon Genesis Evangeteven

  • Mcderple Berry
    Mcderple Berry 7 months ago +1

    I always sing the geteven bath scene song whenever I want to make people uncomfortable.

  • monkey
    monkey 7 months ago

    "I need a pizza break" Rich Evans

  • TheAxeGrinder
    TheAxeGrinder 7 months ago

    Mike and Ryan fear Canada.

  • Werevixen
    Werevixen 8 months ago +1

    Does Canada exist?

  • the nucas
    the nucas 8 months ago

    that final cut of merged footage at the end of the video is like the fucking video tape that kills you in seven days from The Ring.

  • DemiGod Scrub
    DemiGod Scrub 8 months ago

    I can't deny .. this mofo got shot in the knee ...slid down the roof . .grab the gun.. reloaded.. put a new mag In.. and got a shot off.. that killed the pedo Mexican.. with one shot.. THEN!! He fell off the roof .. which was quite a ways down.. onto the roof of car that broke his fall.. WOW!! I can honestly that His Life Span is Literally Miles Long.. I haven't seen some crazy shit like that since Demolition Man.. Top Marks..to uh.. What was this movie called again? Parole Violators !!!!

  • Bacteriophagebs
    Bacteriophagebs 9 months ago

    "Road to Future Parole Violators Force: Revenge" would be the best title.