Best of the Worst: Parole Violators, Future Force, and Geteven

  • Published on Oct 16, 2016
  • Jay, Mike, and Rich Evans encounter aliens from another country who visit Milwaukee for a short while to drink booze and watch terrible movies only to return to their home country, changed, less human, and more afraid of cinema than they ever have been before.
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  • Patrick LaBelle
    Patrick LaBelle 3 days ago

    The Telly Savalas/Picard guy is Robert Tessier. Come on guys, he is a famous "tough guy" actor!!! See in particular The Deep and The Longest Yard (the original, of course).

  • Jojoforpres
    Jojoforpres 11 days ago

    That John Dehart movie was the inspiration for two characters in Simon Pegg's Hot Fuzz. The Shakespeare, the age difference, the complete lack of any discernible talent. The only thing missing is that Yosemite Sam mustache.

  • Riotous Behaviour
    Riotous Behaviour 12 days ago

    Why the hell is Collin so adorable?

  • OneBagTravel
    OneBagTravel 12 days ago

    I love that Rich calls the hero in Parole Violators "Video Cop".

  • Vivian James
    Vivian James 17 days ago


  • Sigaba Vignovsky
    Sigaba Vignovsky 28 days ago

    25:34 Swear to god that's a vacant lot in Reseda, the antenna farm is kind a dead giveaway.

  • Uncanny X
    Uncanny X 28 days ago +3

    Colin looks like Dewey from MITM

  • kreganf
    kreganf 29 days ago

    The mix was glorious

  • qlqnen
    qlqnen 29 days ago

    46:28 it's moments like these when the editing catches you off guard that makes Red Letter Media truly one of the channels on TheXvid.

  • Asperger Peddler
    Asperger Peddler 29 days ago


  • The Opal Fox Channel

    "I felt like I was watching something " - Rich Evans of Red Letter Media
    Yeah, that's definitely going on the DVD case.

  • OneBagTravel
    OneBagTravel Month ago

    The star of this episode is Rich's dumb broken phone.

  • Andy Hughes
    Andy Hughes Month ago

    Rich's laugh reminds of that laughing dog.

  • albino shamrock
    albino shamrock Month ago

    Inches Tall is a literal human punching bag, and it's the best thing ever. Watching a continuous reel of his brutal ass kickings is exactly what I need.

  • SixCubit
    SixCubit Month ago

    why is that guy dressed like an 11 year old about to play a game of baseball with his plucky friends at the sandlot

  • Turnabout
    Turnabout Month ago

    Colin's reaction to Mike's censored joke at 29:05 makes me desperate to know what was said

    • Distracted Globe Productions
      Distracted Globe Productions 20 days ago

      Something about Carradine getting hanged by a Thai ladyboi hooker to make it look like autoerotic asphyxiation.

  • EclecticBread NCircus

    Thanks for that short film at the end there.

  • Felix Graham
    Felix Graham Month ago

    13:09 these guys all totally shift to hide their boners while watching this terrible, terrible sex scene.

  • twag86
    twag86 Month ago

    Congrats to Jim for being the first person in history to describe it as a “point three five seven magnum”

  • Simply Germ
    Simply Germ Month ago

    Miles got hit more times in that one movie than Goku did in every Dragon Ball series combined

  • ThatGeekWithTheClipOns

    Future Force I discovered thanks to it being riffed by Rifftrax, along with the sequel Future Zone and Deadly Prey (all made by David A Prior) and while I’ve watched those riffs many times (among my favorites) I only recently noticed actors from these movies appearing in the others.
    Example: the main bad guy of Future Force is the curly haired guy in Deadly Prey who helps out Mullet McCutoffs and in both gets shot a bunch. Amazing how slicking hair back and growing a mustache can change your appearance that much.
    I also didn’t recognize Ted Prior as both Mullet McCutoffs and David Carradine’s son in Future Zone as his hair wasn’t as mullety plus he was wearing significantly more clothes.
    Main bad guy of Future Zone had a minor role in Force as some priest drug dealer type (added nothing but running time so that’s probably why I didn’t notice at first) while his henchmen (the David Caruso clone) was part of the C.O.P.S. and I’m surprised I didn’t recognize him sooner because besides a wardrobe change (suit and tie over jeans and jean vest) his hair was exactly the same.

  • MrPooPooJohn
    MrPooPooJohn Month ago

    You guys are the best.

  • IvaNiftyChannel
    IvaNiftyChannel Month ago

    The logo in the thumbnail kinda looks like it says "POTTY"

  • Simon Daniel
    Simon Daniel Month ago


  • NomnomJawsnomnom
    NomnomJawsnomnom Month ago

    If Donald Trump made a movie, it would be "Geteven". Just a two hour "I am so great" spectacle of self-fellation.

  • Misha Gurevich
    Misha Gurevich Month ago

    Instead of the CENSORED bar you guys should put Rich Evans face over things

  • Nevarenn [EGN]
    Nevarenn [EGN] Month ago

    Geteven is Threat Level Midnight IRL lol

  • João Vítor Souza
    João Vítor Souza Month ago

    44:19 It's funny that Mike thinks of the word "nomad", something that exists in the real world, and the first thing that comes to his mind is Star Trek

  • Skreezilla
    Skreezilla 2 months ago

    Future Force: love how the robot arm changes from left to right

  • Nigel West Dickens
    Nigel West Dickens 2 months ago

    Geteven seems like something Sean Hannity would make

  • Will Wade
    Will Wade 2 months ago

    Mike acting like auto-erotic asphyxiation jokes are a bridge too far is a bit rich...A bit Rich Evans.

  • Lawrence Ibbetson
    Lawrence Ibbetson 2 months ago

    Parole Violators stands for the premise that even a small person can have a big impact. It’s basically Lord of the Rings. Miles Long is our Frodo.

  • Infinite Loop
    Infinite Loop 2 months ago

    I'm sure there's an auto-erotic asphyxiation joke in there.

  • Johnny D
    Johnny D 2 months ago

    I've been looking for 'get even' on eBay with no luck :-(

  • M T
    M T 2 months ago

    "do you wanna take a bath with me" - Jim from Canada 2016.

  • Archie Wilson
    Archie Wilson 2 months ago

    14:00 shoutout to the mother country!

  • Timothy Rivers
    Timothy Rivers 2 months ago

    Like your county coroner judges are elected officials and the position often doesn't require a law degree.

  • Chad Schmaltz
    Chad Schmaltz 2 months ago +1

    I was trying to see if they were going to use a defibrillator after the little girl flatlined in the hospital. I can't tell if they did or not, but that is one of those Hollywood movie things that will forever annoy me.

  • Madzlick Chinatown
    Madzlick Chinatown 2 months ago


    Frank Reynolds as Bubbles from TPB

  • Cas LeGault
    Cas LeGault 2 months ago

    He.... actually did it in real time.... impressive.

  • Robert Easton
    Robert Easton 2 months ago

    I enjoy how the guys commenting about the plot devote more thought into the semantics of how the movie's supposed to work than those who made said 'movie'

  • Smiles & Dies
    Smiles & Dies 3 months ago

    The background sound around 11:30 is the same as Command & Conquer during some of the cutscenes.

  • Corey Holt
    Corey Holt 3 months ago

    "Point three five seven magnum" made me sad

  • Cigol Zëlev
    Cigol Zëlev 3 months ago

    Finally managed to get through the entire GETEVEN(Road to Revenge)movie-FUCK it is brutal. The singing by John DeHart is unbearable. The acting by JDH and Wings Hauser is only tolerable due to the fact that BOTH are drunk.The editing is bizarre and jarring. The story lacks and semblence of logic and the entire concept makes me feel embarassed for humanity.

  • Tronnyverse
    Tronnyverse 3 months ago

    Pretty sure that Normad's full name is secretly Norman Madsen XD

  • Sam Smith
    Sam Smith 3 months ago +2

    She was a full blown baege

  • Vasilobilaros Bilarovasilos

    6:55 is that a metal gear reference

  • Matt Hayward
    Matt Hayward 3 months ago

    Rich Evans has surprisingly skinny arms for a corpulently obese man

  • vissova
    vissova 3 months ago

    Time to replace that bulb.

  • Eric Gulseth
    Eric Gulseth 3 months ago

    Three Fifty-seven.

  • BigBadSeed
    BigBadSeed 3 months ago

    The pool was full of water from Super Mario 64.

  • glassessn
    glassessn 3 months ago

    I called John De Hart the other guy. He is a pretty good guy. I liked his song "Starting Over" non ironically.

  • Rudy Salas
    Rudy Salas 4 months ago

    I just looked up John De Hart. He's a trial lawyer in Los Angeles.

  • Uncle Flansy
    Uncle Flansy 4 months ago +1

    If you put all of these movies in the teleporter from The Fly you would have Road House.

  • Tetrahedrite
    Tetrahedrite 4 months ago

    So John De Hart is a lawyer, and his nemesis in Geteven is at one point a judge. Hm.

  • Jeffrey Riley
    Jeffrey Riley 4 months ago +1

    I'm offended by John De Hart's very existence. The most talent devoid man to ever live gave himself a forum to show just how terrible at everything he is.

    • Jeffrey Riley
      Jeffrey Riley 2 months ago

      +Andrew Gwilliam I''m pretty positive Wings Hauser thought De Hart was a major league loser but he was getting paid so what the hell?

    • Andrew Gwilliam
      Andrew Gwilliam 2 months ago +2

      Just imagine all the stories that the cast and crew will have been able to dine out on, though!

  • Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal

    Every time I think about Geteven, I can't help but see it as one of those self insert fanfictions that teenagers write online. That's what makes it so baffling that it's made by a man who is at least 67 years old.

  • Big Cintra
    Big Cintra 4 months ago +1

    10:03 is that the mario theme?

  • Tom
    Tom 4 months ago +1

    This is my fave BOTW

  • Gloopdawg
    Gloopdawg 4 months ago +6

    "Dying while masturbating has to be a pretty embarrassing way to go." "Yeah it's like everyone caught you." I lost it. So strong.

  • Trav-D
    Trav-D 4 months ago

    32:35 it looks like he was waiting for the director to yell cut but since it never happened he is like i guess ill take another drink. You can see him smirking like he is holding back a laugh, just a theory.

  • Tsrif Emantsal
    Tsrif Emantsal 4 months ago


  • Bryn Anderson
    Bryn Anderson 4 months ago

    My mom walked in my room when the guy from geteven told the joke to the waiter and she genuinely laughed at the joke. I’m moving

  • Nerdist Channel
    Nerdist Channel 4 months ago

    in future force why has caridine the hand from kung fu in his back (jacket)-shaolin bounty hunter.the same in kung fu serie

  • ponytailjones
    ponytailjones 4 months ago

    I firmly believe that Threat Level Midnight was heavily inspired by Geteven...

  • DeckerFI
    DeckerFI 4 months ago

    49:50 Open up the page for his law firm and let it play in the background. The audio fit so perfectly, I thought RLM superimposed it in this scene.

  • Antonio M
    Antonio M 4 months ago

    13:00 This sounds like Kermit the Frog singing

  • Lmnjello
    Lmnjello 4 months ago +2

    No movie has ever made me more uncomfortable than Geteven.

  • Sativa Indica
    Sativa Indica 4 months ago

    Someone tally Rich's screeching laugh.
    I love you Rich but you're a screecher and it's harder to enjoy the show with such a repetitive shriek. 😱😨

  • Los Vlogs de Yeril
    Los Vlogs de Yeril 5 months ago

    David carradine jerked himself to death, weel, no wonder, since he has a bionic arm

  • Song Birb
    Song Birb 5 months ago +4

    "This guy-he is like, a character from doom the video game" = "hello my fellow g a m e r s "

  • Alex Pohorily
    Alex Pohorily 5 months ago


  • Shane Crumpton
    Shane Crumpton 5 months ago +1

    The 234 dislikes are the cast of Parole Violators.

  • cheetahEAR
    cheetahEAR 5 months ago

    29:01 nice throw and catch 👌👌⚾🏀🎯🔥🔥🔥

  • Kevin Wyers
    Kevin Wyers 5 months ago

    I think Rich Evens must be a savant with his unbelievable ability to replicate the dullest scenes from the the dullest movies. almost frame for frame

  • Geoff Chisholm
    Geoff Chisholm 5 months ago +1

    He hit Big Jake!

  • Urist McInternet
    Urist McInternet 5 months ago

    I still think Colin brought Geteven for the crew to watch as a practical joke.

  • Rus Block
    Rus Block 5 months ago

    & pretty sure that's uzi- not u21 there colin..

  • Rus Block
    Rus Block 5 months ago +2

    that they don't recognize jerry springer's bodyguard is problematic

  • Glitch Xero
    Glitch Xero 5 months ago +1

    All he had to say was, "point three five seven magnum" and you could tell he's Canadian.

    • Glitch Xero
      Glitch Xero 3 months ago +2

      We'd just say "three fifty-seven magnum" in the US. Mostly the decimal isn't mentioned at all, since most of us here know it's there anyway, even if they don't know why. lol

    • emily
      emily 3 months ago

      Glitch Xero How do you actually say it? I'm Canadian too, so I don't know either, haha.

  • deeze03
    deeze03 5 months ago +1

    I want the Joe vs the Volcano shirt Jim is wearing.

  • RooTwo
    RooTwo 5 months ago +3

    29:01 holy fuck good catch Mike

  • Indrek Anteploon
    Indrek Anteploon 5 months ago

    I haven't laughed so hard and much in long time!!!:D. Thanks!

  • John T. Campbell
    John T. Campbell 5 months ago +3

    "He looks like Jerry Seinfeld with Michael Bay's face."
    What's the deal with these explosions?!?

  • Danburd
    Danburd 5 months ago +8

    I'm impressed Rich was able to successfully pronounce 'auto-erotic asphyxiation' TWICE.

  • Cyber Demon
    Cyber Demon 5 months ago +2

    Lol 10 inch high dude should be 5 minutes in looking like Rocky at the end of his movie with how he keep getting his ass kicked all the time.

  • Dan Triance
    Dan Triance 5 months ago

    love the totally unnecessary semicolon choice

  • jesustheres
    jesustheres 6 months ago

    "Are they censoring themselves?"

  • AD Q DA
    AD Q DA 6 months ago

    17:50 just noticed this on a re-watch.. that lavalier flies out of his shirt

  • kamikazemelon787
    kamikazemelon787 6 months ago

    Rich Evans confirmed for having a piece of trash phone two years ago

  • Xenofett
    Xenofett 6 months ago

    De Harts singing is comedy gold

  • Xenofett
    Xenofett 6 months ago +1

    This is one of the best BOTW episodes for the review of "Geteven" alone!

  • Vash Watercrest
    Vash Watercrest 6 months ago

    u guyz crack me up!

  • Jorji
    Jorji 6 months ago +1

    Drinker by the dozen

  • three person couch
    three person couch 6 months ago

    the ending is fucking hysterical

  • jay lo
    jay lo 6 months ago

    Miles Long = Neil Breen's Laptops

  • Dareloth
    Dareloth 6 months ago +1

    I got the tune to that Shimmy Slide song stuck in my head a few months ago and I could not for the life of me remember what the hell it was from

  • Popular delusions & madness of crowds

    That Brundleflick at the end was EVERYTHING!

  • The Guardian
    The Guardian 7 months ago +1

    I hate when that happens @58:58. I don't know who's the idiot that thought it was a good idea to have the proximity sensor decide exclusively when the screen should be turned on during a phone call on Android. As soon as something happens to the screen or the flimsy sensor (or if you put a screen protector that the sensor doesn't like) the "phone" becomes completely useless for actual "phone calls". Even now in 2018 they still haven't thought of adding an option to Android to make it possible to force the screen to be on during calls in case the sensor gets blocked or broken.