Best of the Worst: Parole Violators, Future Force, and Geteven


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  • Lowbrass64
    Lowbrass64 5 hours ago

    U21 = UZI. No fucking way I'm scrolling to see if anyone else posted this already.

  • Ray Rogers
    Ray Rogers Day ago

    "It’s supposed to be a surrealistic movie - it was shot a year before Pulp Fiction, but has been compared to that film for its surrealistic qualities." John De Hart of GETEVEN.

  • Dextresen
    Dextresen 6 days ago

    I wish I enjoyed things as much as Rich does.

  • Mike Semore
    Mike Semore 8 days ago

    I don't have any friends. I watch rlm all the time and imagine that they are my friends. I'm pathetic.

  • Phantom Sidious
    Phantom Sidious 12 days ago +2

    That song at the end..beyond hilarious/terrible!

  • Aurex
    Aurex 15 days ago +1

    Horseshoes? Who plays horseshoes? People in Rimworld! :D

  • SicCoyote
    SicCoyote 19 days ago +1

    Death check: Future Force: Director:dead 2015, Star:dead 2009 Villain:dead 1990... John De Hart... Still helping people Geteven in court.

  • Sean
    Sean 21 day ago

    I don't remember being in parole violators

  • Ghosthead83
    Ghosthead83 24 days ago

    Damn Rich's shit phone!

  • Axterix13
    Axterix13 26 days ago

    I'd be surprised if anyone out there didn't manage to figure out the surprise ending for "Geteven" just from the back of the box, between telling you there's a surprise ending and "appears to end the life of CINDY". Might as well have written "which CINDY survives just fine".

  • Eli Savage
    Eli Savage 27 days ago

    John Daheart supports the black tank top theory

  • Pandaman
    Pandaman 29 days ago

    7:30 Future Force!

  • aaronsdavis
    aaronsdavis Month ago

    The drunk dude up the back staring around inanely. Superb.

  • Actorsstudio2777
    Actorsstudio2777 Month ago +1

    7:37 That's the hardest and most spontaneous laugh I've seen Mike do.

  • Carlo DelPizzo
    Carlo DelPizzo Month ago

    The video tags have Mike's name spelled wrong :p

  • Zetetik -
    Zetetik - Month ago

    Take the baseball cap off
    and Colin is wearing full Cabin Boy costume!

  • JellyDonat
    JellyDonat Month ago +1

    that lawyer guy really struggled unhooking that bra

  • JellyDonat
    JellyDonat Month ago

    that nip slip though

  • Matthew Snyder
    Matthew Snyder Month ago

    Geteven is my favorite example of a film ahead of its time. I mean, that title is just screaming for a hashtag.

  • Shannon James
    Shannon James Month ago

    God that laughter is enough to make you want to commit suicide

  • Mr Buinov
    Mr Buinov Month ago

    1:03:56 The only time Rich can pronounce something right is when he’s meant to pronounce it wrong...

  • Qwufi
    Qwufi Month ago

    1:05:48 Suburban Sasquatch

  • John A
    John A Month ago

    it's like the minutes leading up to an execution

  • Hayden D. Ealy
    Hayden D. Ealy Month ago +1

    Is that a "Joe Vs the Volcano" shirt?

  • J.R. Trevino
    J.R. Trevino Month ago

    Robert Tessier, not Telly Savalas

  • fyxation
    fyxation Month ago +1

    I was in a bad mood, so I decided to watch some old episodes to cheer me up... and then the deer in the headlight comment followed by the horn made me spray my drink everywhere. Thanks, I guess?

  • kevin st.andre
    kevin st.andre Month ago

    u should add me to ur crew. I could be ur raphi ( the league) or Charlie ( always sunny) or...

  • Mindy G
    Mindy G Month ago

    46:07 The moment the bulb blinks out

  • EnteR ChazmaN
    EnteR ChazmaN 2 months ago

    I knew the Carradine jokes were incoming but I still laughed at every one

  • William May
    William May 2 months ago

    Is that bad guy drinking Old Grand-Dad bourbon?

  • 0Axel0
    0Axel0 2 months ago +1

    That Parole Force Violators: Even trailer looked super dope! Can't wait for the full film.

  • BishopOfHexen192
    BishopOfHexen192 2 months ago

    Oh wow, De Hart is the most dreadful thing I've ever witnessed... Truly bizarre.

  • Picard is Wesley's Father
    Picard is Wesley's Father 2 months ago +1

    35:40 I actually loved "John Tucker Must Die." It is an underrated, cinematic gem

  • E O'Brien
    E O'Brien 2 months ago

    Wtf is wrong with Rich Evans’ phone. Fucking weirdo. How embarrassing.

  • zoddie
    zoddie 2 months ago

    I'm convinced the fat ones high pitched laugh exist only to drown out everyone elses reactions cause he is an attention whore.

  • miguelthedog
    miguelthedog 2 months ago

    Get Violators Force

  • Daron J
    Daron J 2 months ago

    It would be so fucking hilarious if you can do a critical review of both or either,

  • Stone Wolf
    Stone Wolf 2 months ago

    Mike seems depressed. Need a Zoloft buddy?

  • Freshmeat2
    Freshmeat2 2 months ago

    One of the greatest BotW episodes they've ever made.

  • carlwinslo
    carlwinslo 2 months ago +1

    Just watched Road To Revenge aka "Geteven". Its one of the best worst movies i've seen in awhile. John De Hart wears leather pants 99% of the movie. He even wears leather pants to court along with a flannel shirt and sport coat that is too big for him. Wings Hauser had to be just shit faced drunk and maybe on mushrooms or something during the entire filming.

  • smileytuna
    smileytuna 2 months ago +1

    "I'm through with rape..." I know Rich, we all are

  • SuperWarMech
    SuperWarMech 2 months ago

    I don't do drugs or worship the devil.

  • Infinite Loop
    Infinite Loop 2 months ago

    Man, this episode was hilarious! I almost *choked to death*

  • Crappy HR
    Crappy HR 3 months ago +2

    "I don't do drugs and I don't worship the devil!"

  • Doctor Picard nononono
    Doctor Picard nononono 3 months ago +2

    are miles long and mike hunt related?

  • TheTaelus
    TheTaelus 3 months ago

    John still practices law in Los Angeles, he doesn't appreciate fans calling.

  • Evan Mester
    Evan Mester 3 months ago

    I just realized that Parole Violators is just an 80’s Blue Ruin

  • Hjalmar Hallenstål
    Hjalmar Hallenstål 3 months ago +1

    Red letter media is the best thing that ever happened.

    • Hjalmar Hallenstål
      Hjalmar Hallenstål 3 months ago


    • Doctor Picard nononono
      Doctor Picard nononono 3 months ago

      yeah fuck crushing your enemies and see them driven before you and hearing the lamentations of their women,Red Letter media is what's best in life!

  • Illavick
    Illavick 3 months ago

    Ooooh Mr old man, I love your monologue about suicide. Here, run this ice cube over my nipples.

  • Grzegorz Dabkiewicz
    Grzegorz Dabkiewicz 3 months ago

    i sure hope he doesn't choke. God damn ,Mike.

  • Muffin Man
    Muffin Man 3 months ago +4

    Someone should send these 3 movies to the guys at the Hydraulic Press Channel so they can press the 3 movies into 1.

  • Justin Bliven
    Justin Bliven 4 months ago

    Fucking hilarious.

  • Smerg the Dargon
    Smerg the Dargon 4 months ago +2

    Clearly, the crossover should be called "50s, Fourties, and .45s".

  • CasaiAgicap
    CasaiAgicap 4 months ago +11

    John De Hart's singing style is sort of like if Elvis had a baby with Talking Heads and then dropped the baby

  • Fuzzy Dunlop
    Fuzzy Dunlop 4 months ago +3

    Do men normally wear capri pants in Canuckistan?

  • KingofThuggery
    KingofThuggery 4 months ago +1

    Parole Force: Get Violated

  • Exxes Hauffen
    Exxes Hauffen 4 months ago

    "Get Even?"

  • Conor Phillips
    Conor Phillips 4 months ago +1

    Is that red bearded guy a terminal patient or on some sort of medication? Why is he so boring and soulless? He looks like he's absolutely fucking miserable.

  • Fester370
    Fester370 4 months ago

    i need the geteven soundtrack!

  • Kyle Brand
    Kyle Brand 4 months ago

    Have any of them used a phone before? They're as good at using one as John DeHart is at making movies.

  • Oda Swifteye
    Oda Swifteye 4 months ago

    I can respect the writer of the first film feeling like the best hero is the one that isn't invulnerable but you do need to make it at least give the hero genuine moments where he's a bad ass.
    Jackie Chan used to get his ass kicked all the time but he always had scenes that showed off how capable he was.

  • IronBat
    IronBat 4 months ago

    That's the thing about rape, you can be done with it, but it isn't done with you.

  • strangenautics
    strangenautics 5 months ago

    Is Jim dyslexic?

  • Clark Bint
    Clark Bint 5 months ago +1

    That bar in Parole Violators looks an awful lot like the bar on Jackass where the midgets have a bar fight...

  • theREDdevilz22
    theREDdevilz22 5 months ago

    I’ve never face palmed as much as I did during Geteven! 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

  • FortWhenTeaThyme
    FortWhenTeaThyme 5 months ago +1

    The "it's like everyone caught you" joke didn't get the reaction it deserved, that was fucking hilarious.

    • MW
      MW 3 months ago

      FortWhenTeaThyme Agreed, I expected them to continue with that bit a little longer; good stuff. RIP.

  • G M
    G M 5 months ago +1

    Geteven sounds so much like Hank Hill when he starts's great hahah

  • ejscorp
    ejscorp 5 months ago


  • Kyle Frank
    Kyle Frank 5 months ago +4

    "Here's yer girlfriend MIIIIILESShe's DEAAADjust like you're gunna be DEAAAD MIIIIILES"

  • Alexander Mesko
    Alexander Mesko 5 months ago

    Those beautiful Canadiens

  • Johnny D
    Johnny D 5 months ago

    God this episode was GOLD

  • lkrnpk
    lkrnpk 5 months ago

    Miles Long
    That's what she said!

  • Terry Coyle
    Terry Coyle 5 months ago

    Neon Genesis Evangeteven

  • Mcderple Berry
    Mcderple Berry 5 months ago +1

    I always sing the geteven bath scene song whenever I want to make people uncomfortable.

  • Numbuh 4
    Numbuh 4 5 months ago

    "I need a pizza break" Rich Evans

  • TheAxeGrinder
    TheAxeGrinder 5 months ago

    Mike and Ryan fear Canada.

  • Metalgear SolidSnake
    Metalgear SolidSnake 5 months ago

    I thought it was a Jean Can damme movie:)

  • Werevixen
    Werevixen 5 months ago +1

    Does Canada exist?

  • the nucas
    the nucas 6 months ago

    that final cut of merged footage at the end of the video is like the fucking video tape that kills you in seven days from The Ring.

  • DemiGod Scrub
    DemiGod Scrub 6 months ago

    I can't deny .. this mofo got shot in the knee ...slid down the roof . .grab the gun.. reloaded.. put a new mag In.. and got a shot off.. that killed the pedo Mexican.. with one shot.. THEN!! He fell off the roof .. which was quite a ways down.. onto the roof of car that broke his fall.. WOW!! I can honestly that His Life Span is Literally Miles Long.. I haven't seen some crazy shit like that since Demolition Man.. Top uh.. What was this movie called again? Parole Violators !!!!

  • Bacteriophagebs
    Bacteriophagebs 7 months ago

    "Road to Future Parole Violators Force: Revenge" would be the best title.

  • realityshotgun
    realityshotgun 7 months ago

    My girlfriend says Rich Evans is hotter than Canadian Cailllou

  • tim furey
    tim furey 7 months ago

    Rich Evans is my current favorite person.

  • 43bikeguy
    43bikeguy 7 months ago

    Was Jean Claude van damme in Parole violators kicking the crap out of the protagonist?

  • Balázs Horváth
    Balázs Horváth 7 months ago

    The Parole Force geteven with the Future Violators.

  • taistelutomaatti
    taistelutomaatti 7 months ago

    These are probably the most uninteresting movies I've seen in best of the worst. I made it to 36 minutes.

  • Gambit08
    Gambit08 7 months ago

    Why does Colin think there needs to be a space in GETEVEN? It wouldn’t make any sense if the title was GETE VEN!

  • Richard Bubb
    Richard Bubb 7 months ago

    Maul, not axe

  • Chris Dasinger
    Chris Dasinger 7 months ago

    I feel asleep while watching this and had a dream that Colin was murdering me... Just thought I’d let you know.

  • Joel Bethell
    Joel Bethell 7 months ago

    Some mildly interesting behind-the-scenes info on GetEven in this interview with John de Hart:

  • GregGumbel
    GregGumbel 7 months ago

    Great ending, had me in tears

  • goauld88
    goauld88 7 months ago +1

    46:05 you can see the exact moment a light bulb burns.

  • Ja ras
    Ja ras 7 months ago

    You ppl r the greatest

  • Eckendenker
    Eckendenker 7 months ago

    Time until Star Trek gets mentioned: 44:19

  • Yoav Lewkowicz
    Yoav Lewkowicz 8 months ago

    Nomad was a deep space probe, not a robot, Mike.

  • Erling Hansen
    Erling Hansen 8 months ago +1

    Who took all the ice? God Dammit De Heart!

  • Raymond Womble
    Raymond Womble 8 months ago

    Was that Milton from Office Space in "Geteven"?????

  • Mike Wehrer
    Mike Wehrer 8 months ago

    "Point three five seven magnum"
    Fucking Canadia

  • Ornament
    Ornament 8 months ago

    Colin's toe was tapping the whole way through the Shimmy Slide song. I'm surprised they didn't do a close up of that.

  • Ornament
    Ornament 8 months ago +1

    that Rich Evan' Smirk at 9:12