True Facts About The Duck

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  • Published on Apr 18, 2013
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Comments • 8 580

  • nisa gürsoy
    nisa gürsoy 2 years ago +2217

    Me: alright I’m eating breakfast so I’m gonna choose a video that’s not gross today. I watched the one about worms last time so let’s just go with some nice cuddly ducks.
    Me: oh.

  • Sohan Dsouza
    Sohan Dsouza 2 years ago +3235

    "Hey, it's not small; I just have very few rivals." 😤

    • Internet duck
      Internet duck 9 months ago

      💀

    • RoGG
      RoGG Year ago

      😂😂😂

    • Fried Mule
      Fried Mule Year ago +10

      Oh, so that's what she meant when asking if I lived in a very small city! :-)

  • frogg man
    frogg man 3 years ago +6216

    I thought this would be wholesome
    *i was wrong*

    • Anufenrir
      Anufenrir 7 months ago

      Ducks are gross. Make no mistake

    • Kush Smoke
      Kush Smoke Year ago

      Lots of twists and turns

    • Mathew Perkins
      Mathew Perkins Year ago

      @HappyFowl_ oh no one reads that little thing before watching silly.

    • HappyFowl_
      HappyFowl_ Year ago

      yes, the "not for children" in the description was there to let you know that this was gonna be wholesome lol

    • Dakarai
      Dakarai Year ago +1

      @LzrShark With a name like Emma Hamilton you're afraid of a little rogering? (It had the same effect on me.)

  • Der Bosswels
    Der Bosswels 2 years ago +2240

    When ducks are saying "screw you" you know they mean business.

    • zinny999
      zinny999 7 months ago

      That's why Dinald Duck was the horniest anime character.

    • Internet duck
      Internet duck 9 months ago

      😶

    • Lee K.
      Lee K. 9 months ago

      NOOO 🤣🤣🤣

    • Igknight2019
      Igknight2019 10 months ago

      @RAYLENN 🤨🤨

    • RAYLENN
      RAYLENN Year ago +1

      @Der Bosswels no u

  • Cassandra Porter
    Cassandra Porter 4 years ago +1111

    "To understand the experience of watching this documentary, imagine thinking temporarily about cute fuzzy yellow ducklings and then being bombarded by images of corkscrew penises, causing you to laugh so hard you have to hold your gonads to keep from peeing yourself. And in that moment as you caress your groin, you realize just how much you love your junk's morphology. That is how zefrank1's documentaries do."

    • John Chinn
      John Chinn 3 months ago

      Golden comment 👍🏻

    • AJ Firefox
      AJ Firefox 3 months ago

      🤣

    • Gerry Nightingale
      Gerry Nightingale 2 years ago

      @Cassandra Porter *Did you have the 'snip-ectomy' yet?* ( *I don't think so...far too much musculature that you obviously want, although it must be quite a 'tug-of-war' balancing the hormone injections!* )

  • UltimateHalG
    UltimateHalG 3 years ago +226

    So...what you're saying is we need to create a way to stop all baby ducklings from growing up so they stay cute, fluffy angels and never become raping/murdering/necrophiliac monsters

    • doorknob
      doorknob 27 days ago

      I mean it's technically not necrophilia if the female duck dies in the process 🤷🤔😂

    • Dawn Seeker
      Dawn Seeker Month ago

      @Duck Obsessed Human thing is that is one one case DOCUMENTED. who knows how many have happened that we didn't see.

    • Dr Thuganomics
      Dr Thuganomics 10 months ago +1

      @Duck Obsessed Human Not all, MOST :D

    • izayoi9300
      izayoi9300 3 years ago +14

      The duck was raped after it died from smashing itself onto a building and then approached by the other duck and well, the rest is history.

  • Joshua
    Joshua 2 years ago +1619

    "To imagine, imagine yourself naked in a bathtub full of raw hotdogs."
    What do you mean imagine?

    • Neal Toner
      Neal Toner 9 months ago +2

      I thought it was just me. I almost feel vilified.
      Thank you

    • Kiriha Obina
      Kiriha Obina 9 months ago

      @Jamin Sim: depends on their temperature

    • Jamin Sim
      Jamin Sim Year ago +5

      What about cooked hotdogs?

    • ibillisticsheep
      ibillisticsheep Year ago +1

      False yes

    • Calisa Hardy
      Calisa Hardy 2 years ago +5

      Yeah! Wait...what?
      No. Just, no.

  • C’s stuff
    C’s stuff 2 years ago +256

    This was just one really long uncomfortable fact about ducks

    • -
      - Month ago

      That's what the lady duck said!

    • Andy GREEN
      Andy GREEN 10 months ago +7

      and screwy

  • Reaper’s Babe
    Reaper’s Babe 3 years ago +747

    Friend: Hey! This duck lost it’s intestines! Eeew, look at it *picks it up with a stick*
    Me: Those are not intestines, the duck’s not dead...

    • Joseph Poirier
      Joseph Poirier Year ago +9

      Friend: Do you think a fish would eat it?
      U: Better question: would you eat the fish afterwards? 🤷‍♂️🤣😂

    • Pj Bottoms
      Pj Bottoms Year ago +3

      God bless

    • Edmund Schrag
      Edmund Schrag 2 years ago +55

      How is this not from the script of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared?

  • Never Too Old Gaming
    Never Too Old Gaming 3 years ago +175

    Went in loving cute widdle ducklings so cute!
    Came out horrifically scarred for life.

  • Cheng Teoh
    Cheng Teoh 2 years ago +1529

    Who knew what sexual evolutionary horrors lies beneath such a wholesome exterior. Sometimes maybe a little bit of ignorance could be blissful. Oh well, there goes another little bit of lost innocence carved out of my mind. lol.

  • jessica62583
    jessica62583 4 years ago +804

    Well...that escalated quickly. 😳

    • bean boy
      bean boy Year ago

      Have 666 likes

    • will maughan
      will maughan 2 years ago +2

      Shit happens fast some times

    • Ichbims Derepep
      Ichbims Derepep 2 years ago +8

      Well that peniscalated quackly*

    • Lil' Al
      Lil' Al 2 years ago +5

      @Noel Gomez I see what you did there 👀

    • Collons
      Collons 2 years ago +2

      69 likes ;)

  • Please bring back cookie syrup

    I already knew this but I never really thought about it. But now that I've seen it I can't unthink it! They are so heckin cute but have the genitals of an evolutionary equivalent of an H.P. Lovecraft horror.

  • Grossly Offensive Lizard-Man

    Ducks are essentially the Hollywood producers of the the bird world, and waterfront property is their casting couch.

    • Sethrael the Bard
      Sethrael the Bard 11 months ago +2

      The thing I love about Frank's true facts video is the humor he puts in them, and the lines that should have been in the video that are subsequently provided in the comments. Well done!

  • Carla Madueño
    Carla Madueño 3 years ago +800

    I'll never see a duck with the same eyes
    #traumatized

    • Potato Warrior
      Potato Warrior Year ago +1

      I don't think I'd want to hold a floofy duck anymore ever.

    • Alibey Bal
      Alibey Bal Year ago

      They're still cute

    • Mark Durham
      Mark Durham 2 years ago +7

      Now I'm imagining a duck with corkscrew eyes.
      #doublytraumatized

  • TFmaster 96
    TFmaster 96 2 years ago +280

    “To understand this, imagine a metaphor-“

  • Incognito Burrito
    Incognito Burrito Year ago +77

    I thought I’d be learning about about ducks and their diets, how they grow and whatever. Instead, I get taught how weird their rapey reproductive system is.

  • Hermentotip
    Hermentotip 3 years ago +826

    "loook maaaa, a video about duckies!!"
    mother: *clicks video*

    • Neon Stream
      Neon Stream Year ago

      Rolf ahhhh parenthood, it has it’s moments of revenge. Don’t want to put your toys away? *clicks video*

    • Airotiv
      Airotiv Year ago

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • Sharil Shahed
      Sharil Shahed 2 years ago +6

      *astronomia plays*

    • Travis Gartside
      Travis Gartside 2 years ago +9

      Nothing she hasn't seen before!

  • Lisa Chiappetti
    Lisa Chiappetti 3 months ago +2

    This was the first video of his I watched. I remember my best friend showing it to me in earth science class back in freshman year of high school, probably pretty soon after it came out actually. Thank you Kayla for introducing me to this insanity.

  • MegaChickenfish
    MegaChickenfish 3 years ago +27

    I knew about the corkscrew thing. I did not know it was an *explosive* corkscrew.
    Nature is so fascinating.

  • Roro R
    Roro R Year ago +20

    I....I thought I was going to learn about cute duck things......I left feeling with absolutely regret, and knowing that I’ll never view a duck the same way again

  • Axylum
    Axylum 4 years ago +3824

    my teacher showed this video to my whole science class. Now I've watched every single "True Facts" video. What has my teacher done...

    • Dank Torvosaurus
      Dank Torvosaurus 2 months ago

      Your teacher is awesome.

    • Superstar
      Superstar 11 months ago

      Best teacher ever!

    • Kakuretaka
      Kakuretaka 11 months ago

      A. GOOD. THING! You are educating yourself and as you enjoy the subject you will retain the information better.

    • ElysetheEevee
      ElysetheEevee Year ago +1

      @Grayfox
      That was exactly what I said to myself before clicking on the replies lol.

    • ManGolian
      ManGolian Year ago

      Good

  • YsabetJustYsabet
    YsabetJustYsabet 2 years ago +2

    Holy shit, that was horrifying! Thank you so much-- now I have facts to tell my nephews that will *totally justify* my label as 'Favorite Weird Aunt.' (Also, though, I have to feel a certain amount of sympathy for the male ducks. Guys, Mother Nature has truly handed you a horrible situation. Also, what happens if you've grown your new seasonal penis and suddenly a bunch of male duck rivals move into the neighborhood one day? Do you spontaneously begin growing a few more inches? And what about the females? Do they add depth? SO WEIRD.)

  • Hobo Sullivan
    Hobo Sullivan 2 years ago +253

    Having lived on a farm, I can attest to male ducks being a**holes.

    • V Sand
      V Sand Year ago +1

      This is honestly the best thread I’ve ever read. 😂🤣

    • sunny marie
      sunny marie 2 years ago +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • Hannah
    Hannah Year ago +4

    I love when he is shocked or laughing and loses the fancy voice. Always makes me laugh.

  • emma vaughn
    emma vaughn 2 years ago +27

    I sent this to my best friend who loves ducks without watching past him talking about duck beaks

  • K & J Thi
    K & J Thi 2 years ago +144

    I don’t think I can look at ducks the same ever again 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • Deathclaw2014
    Deathclaw2014 Year ago +15

    No wonder Donald's always pissed off.

  • Wolfsong Moondancer
    Wolfsong Moondancer 2 years ago +30

    As a female duck you're screwed. Literally.

  • Crystal M
    Crystal M Year ago +1

    Still my favourite go to for small talk when conversation with new people dies down!
    You’d be surprised how it breaks the ice and loosens things up when you’re not afraid to be the awkward one.

  • RoseDubs
    RoseDubs 5 years ago +9049

    I feel so uncomfortably educated

    • Ashli Rabid
      Ashli Rabid 7 months ago +1

      Your profile picture says otherwise.

    • Neon Stream
      Neon Stream Year ago +1

      This...is the perfect comment and simply accurate.

    • Airotiv
      Airotiv Year ago

      @Duck Go Quacks 😂😂😂

    • Duck Go Quacks
      Duck Go Quacks Year ago +1

      Quack

  • N VWms
    N VWms Year ago +1

    this actually explained so much about duck assault I have witnessed many times at San Antonio River Walk and now I cannot unsee it thanks👍🏼

  • txphysf
    txphysf Year ago +2

    I sent this hilarity to a coworker. She saw the title and opened it to watch with her 8 year old niece. In their household, my name is "the duck lady."

  • Pneuman1ac_!
    Pneuman1ac_! 3 years ago +339

    "what is that a joke? that's the kind of- HOLY CRAP WHAT THE HELL"

  • Dean Smith
    Dean Smith Year ago

    I remember being at Hadrian's Villa outside of Rome with my ex wife when she pointed out and express abhorrence with a bunch of drakes serially taking turns with a hen in a large pool. I simply pointed out it didn't appear as if the hen was making any effort to fly away, to which my wife agreed.

  • Thirst Fast
    Thirst Fast 9 months ago +1

    Seeing this one only makes me wonder *more* why we didn't thoroughly explore what's going on when giraffes really get into that 'neck' fighting.

  • MortalClown
    MortalClown 2 years ago +1

    This is the tenth Ze Frank video I've watched in a row, having just discovered him today. I've been hooting like a drunk madam in Paris on VE-Day. Suffice it to say my dogs are concerned and my neighbors probably moments from calling the men in those tight white coats to spirit me away. Jesus. These are great.
    AHA Walter Matthau. Roger.

  • Critstix Darkspear
    Critstix Darkspear 3 years ago +11

    I never thought I would learn anything that would make yellow floofs less appealing 🙈

  • Altrunchen
    Altrunchen 2 years ago +33

    I will never see Donald Duck and Daffy Duck the same way again.

  • Dominik Beitat
    Dominik Beitat 6 months ago +2

    From another video: "A single floating duck does not make a children's book."
    Yeeeeaaaah... I don't think adding ANY amount of ducks would fix that.

  • R Ξ Ι
    R Ξ Ι Year ago

    Never thought I wouldve learned so much about ducks in 3 minutes. Even things i didnt wish to learn about lol

  • John MacLean
    John MacLean 7 months ago

    When I clicked I didn’t expect much from this one. Boy was I wrong. Absolutely hilarious and mind blowing

  • Keenan
    Keenan 2 years ago +1

    I’ve done my research before, so I knew exactly what was coming when I clicked this video. I still watched it, and I still enjoyed it

  • Charlie K
    Charlie K 3 years ago

    I feel as though I know more about physiology of a duck than I ever cared to know

  • Tyler Durden
    Tyler Durden 2 years ago

    Wow, this was actually very informative, I don't think any other channel would talk about duck rape and how evolution reacted to it.

  • ElementalMaker
    ElementalMaker 3 years ago +3

    I will never look at a duck the same way. Thank you for that.

  • TheGuardDuck
    TheGuardDuck 11 months ago +3

    I _WAS_ gonna send this to my mom who just started raising ducks... But I don't think she would find it as funny...

  • Nahom Berhe
    Nahom Berhe 2 years ago +3

    Imagine how much unwanted pregnancies we could prevent, if we had evolved like this.... 👀

  • 177SCmaro
    177SCmaro 2 years ago

    Chickens are another species were mating often gets pretty rapey, especially when roosters outnumber hens. I remember some of the hens having most of their back feathers ripped off during the summer on the farm. Thouse hens would sometimes get the last laugh though as roosters were the first to go into the pot and sometimes I'd share a drumstick with them.
    Yes, chickens are cannibals.

  • PA1RofRaggedClause
    PA1RofRaggedClause 3 years ago

    I saw "not for children" in the description and thought to myself, "How bad can a video about ducks be?"
    I now consider myself fully answered as I'm huddled in a fetal position rocking back and forth out of shear trauma.

  • Morb
    Morb 3 years ago +25

    All those cute pictures of ducks... I feel like I've been lied to.

  • Eth
    Eth 6 years ago +4115

    This video is absolutely disgusting.
    Subscribed.

    • M A
      M A Year ago

      @Drake Arron Aaaand- *checks latest video upload* he's back and better than ever.

    • Carl Ryan
      Carl Ryan 2 years ago +1

      🤣Exactly!

    • Ginny Dubose
      Ginny Dubose 2 years ago +1

      Grow up.

    • Wee Woo
      Wee Woo 2 years ago

      Ha same

    • lonmanpro
      lonmanpro 2 years ago

      LOL, funny stuff!

  • Bloodya18
    Bloodya18 Year ago

    i was expecting a wholesome duck video.... but this was more than what i expected and feel conflicted but in the end i did laugh so yes

  • Uğur Namlı
    Uğur Namlı 10 months ago

    I knew ducks had weird mating procedures as I witnessed a male nearly killing an unwilling female but this was truly unexpected. A decade old yet still great video.

  • -___-
    -___- 3 years ago

    Ok I watched this video a while ago, and yesterday my cousin was laughing at something and I asked “what?” So he showed me a video of a duck raping another duck. While he was busy laughing and showing someone else, I was internally debating whether to educate him on the ducks corkscrew penis and reversed corkscrew vagina. I was very close to releasing my knowledge onto my family on my grandfathers 70th birthday. Thank you, zefrank

  • Kelb Panthera
    Kelb Panthera 2 years ago

    It's been a couple years since I first saw this. I can confirm that you will never look at Ducks the same way again after seeing it.

  • MyBrainEatsEverything
    MyBrainEatsEverything 2 years ago +1

    Oh boy, I could probably have lived my entire life without knowing this, let alone seeing it!

  • Wynsviéld Leonhart
    Wynsviéld Leonhart 2 years ago +56

    Imagine an suspecting teacher downloads this to present to her/his class.
    Students: *MORE*

  • The Infiltrator
    The Infiltrator 2 years ago

    I love ducks, & have been getting zefrank suggestions after enjoying a few of his videos. This was inevitable. I just stopped up my ears & wouldn't look through about half of this, so I could still love ducks.

  • Gabrielle Braswell
    Gabrielle Braswell 3 years ago +21

    I will never look at a duck the same way ever again

  • TheMeaningOf42
    TheMeaningOf42 4 years ago +1244

    There are some things that are best not knowing.

    • Hercules Balls
      Hercules Balls 6 months ago

      No... this is something you absolutely want to know BEFORE the duck comes at you with lust in his eyes.

    • Marie
      Marie Year ago

      I could have died happy never knowing any of this nasty stuff!!

    • djmocha7
      djmocha7 Year ago +3

      And this video had ALL of those things

    • Rebecca
      Rebecca Year ago

      Agreed

    • mechwarrior13
      mechwarrior13 Year ago +7

      Way too late

  • Devon Mills
    Devon Mills 2 years ago

    I remembered this being funny and sent it to my teacher a few hours ago.... I just second guessed my life choices and thought I'd double check. I done goofed.

  • Rachel Webber
    Rachel Webber 2 years ago +1

    Where did this idea of duck penises falling off come from? Everything I've learned and observed from them indicates that their penis shrivel and tuck away once the breeding season ends, not fall off. I took a gander through the literature on avian penises and I have yet to come across a paper that claims duck penises fall off and are regrown each year.

  • Table Head
    Table Head Year ago

    After watching this video, I feel like whoever first called these creatures ducks made a typo.

  • Shion Kreth
    Shion Kreth 3 years ago +4

    So, are we going to spend the whole video... yeah, ok, looks like we are.

  • UberMan5000
    UberMan5000 8 years ago +32

    It's amusing to see all this cute duck footage while a guy calmly talks about their exclusive corkscrew penises. The animal kingdom is always such that cuteness is NEVER quite what it seems.

  • Elliott Pascoe
    Elliott Pascoe 2 years ago +10

    1:45 a whole new meaning to “duck duck goose”

  • Una Sheil
    Una Sheil 3 years ago

    Just discovered this channel and I'm watching the lot quality stuff. Funny af and Intellectual with it. Beautiful xx

  • Screaming Fly Productions LLC

    After watching about 20 of these videos, I have concluded that Jerry is obsessed with one feature a certain gender's reproductive system.

  • Dia
    Dia 2 years ago

    I love this guy! I never knew a corkscrew penis even existed, let alone on small waterfowl!

  • suicune690
    suicune690 7 years ago +1979

    On the bright side, those hideous barbed corkscrews have the ability to create cute fuzzy ducklings.

    • 10RexTheWolf01
      10RexTheWolf01 3 years ago

      You took that in the best of spirits

    • Heather Reagan-Holihan
      Heather Reagan-Holihan 4 years ago +1

      Rawr_Kitten I'm pretty sure they have blocked the info out.... I hope.🤤 The owl one is one of my favorites.

    • Rawr_Kitten
      Rawr_Kitten 4 years ago +10

      Heather Reagan-Holihan hahahahaha well its educational explain that sometimes there are bad people who do bad things... and its cause the inner duck in them is acting up

  • TheMitchellExpress
    TheMitchellExpress 2 years ago

    This one is hysterical because is the most scientifically accurate of the series but the most bizarre.

  • Eccentric Lullaby
    Eccentric Lullaby 3 years ago +2

    This video was so good, but I don't think I can look at ducks the same way again. 😂😂🤣

  • Danae
    Danae Year ago

    Uhmmm...wow. I'm speechless. Somehow I feel violated and sad for the female ducks. 🔩 Wow the whole thing is so violent 🦆🦆.
    The tub 🛁 of hot dogs 🌭🌭🌭 was hilarious.

  • Lisa Almeida
    Lisa Almeida 3 years ago

    That was unexpected and disturbing lol. Some things just can't be unseen! 🙈🐥

  • Conan
    Conan 7 years ago +330

    My stupid mother wanted some ducks because she thought they where cute. Now they are forced to stay locked up 24/7 365 in a smallish pen outside because "they mess up the yard"
    And the male ducks are huge assholes. Since my mother does not want to care for them I have to come and feed them/water them twice a day and I every time I do so the duck males are fighting one another or trying to take turns raping the female ducks by grabbing their heads with their bills and forcing it to the ground.
    Huge pile of eggs that where abandoned in the pen, 30 or so, with another 3 nests inside. I have no idea why she is choosing to keep the eggs in the nests so they hatch and grow into ducks. 40+ new ducklings trapped in a small cage for the rest of their lives.
    Selfish as fuck.

    • Athena Fannin
      Athena Fannin Month ago

      Its seven years later and I need to know what happened.

    • Clara Alebrook
      Clara Alebrook 4 years ago

      Ryan Suzette lol.. poor ducks

    • Clara Alebrook
      Clara Alebrook 4 years ago +3

      Karicat Watts you can't just set them free.. it's stupid to think you can. Do they know how to defend themselves? They spent all their life in a pen not learning how to find food on their own or know what is dangerous or not. It's comparing a 5 year old child to go to work and support himself.. they need to be taught to live on their own. As all wild animals do. It's actual cruelty to just let them go.. makes me sick to the stomach why people are so arrogant about this..

    • FluffyCatGirl1
      FluffyCatGirl1 4 years ago

      christ

  • PamsFlipLife
    PamsFlipLife 3 years ago

    Omgosh. Lol my buns off. I totally relate to the nuance of the intent of this video. I LOVE It. Thank you.

  • PBNkapamilya
    PBNkapamilya 2 years ago +1

    I knew you were going to mention the duck's corkscrew genitals at some point. I didn't know you would dedicate two-thirds of the video for it. Amazing

  • Mr. Valeyard
    Mr. Valeyard 2 years ago +4

    Now I understand why my friend was afraid of ducks... I mean, he was a guy, but who's to say a duck just wants to do something

  • Goose
    Goose 10 months ago +1

    I tried to show my family how great this channel was. I picked the wrong video

  • Valentina Vázquez Serrato
    Valentina Vázquez Serrato 5 years ago +1819

    "To understand imagine yourself naked in a bathub full of raw hotdogs." 😂😂😂😂

    • Dark Side
      Dark Side 2 years ago

      @Ashley lol

    • Ashley
      Ashley 2 years ago

      @Romar Ian De Guzman it's a joke. That's nasty

    • Romar Ian De Guzman
      Romar Ian De Guzman 2 years ago

      @Ashleywtf?😥

    • Ashley
      Ashley 2 years ago +1

      That is paradise

    • Iluvpie6
      Iluvpie6 3 years ago +1

      Tbh it’s not a bad metaphor for what’s going on

  • Duddridge1
    Duddridge1 2 years ago +4

    I'll never see that Donald Duck meme the same way again..

  • FurbyCraft
    FurbyCraft 2 years ago

    Due to my love of ducks, I already knew about all this and disturbed all of my friends and classmates.

  • thethingwithfins
    thethingwithfins 3 years ago +10

    The sad part is I knew all of this.... and still it unnerves me...

  • BAK
    BAK Year ago +1

    Watching serial killer videos and needed the break. Saw this and thought, "Aww, a video about ducks".
    Exactly 3:13 later...
    Eff this, I'm going back to Ed Kemper for something a little less horrific.

  • Groad
    Groad 7 years ago +627

    I was hoping this was going to be showing us cute ducks. Man. MAN.

    • Unknown Profile
      Unknown Profile 4 years ago +2

      That's why this is called "true facts"

    • D. C.
      D. C. 4 years ago +1

      Me too, fallen flat on my arse with that bet :D

    • Inactive
      Inactive 7 years ago +1

      @Jose Suarez they are still adorable :3

  • AisForRebel
    AisForRebel 2 years ago +21

    Alex I'll take "Things I didn't wanna know but do" for $1,000

  • Cube of Meat
    Cube of Meat 2 years ago +5

    I won’t feel the same way about ducks I see ever again...

    • Serkan Çeltik
      Serkan Çeltik 2 years ago

      I want to go back to the 5 minutes before when I didnt know this s*** existed

  • Norma Iniguez
    Norma Iniguez 2 years ago +2

    Well this changes everything- I have two pet ducks

  • Edward Bowers
    Edward Bowers 3 years ago +2

    I want this guy too narrate my life,but like the highlights of it in his sarcastic ass voice 😂😂

  • AlternateHistoryHub
    AlternateHistoryHub 8 years ago +413

    The world must share in my fear of ducks

    • ente64
      ente64 4 months ago

      fear me.
      edit: my name is the german word for duck

    • Eliza Melia
      Eliza Melia 5 months ago +1

      For the past 7 years, any time someone tells me they think ducks are cute, I feel a need to share this with them. Let the world know the truth.

    • TimmyLostAMon
      TimmyLostAMon 6 months ago

      My pet duck likes pecking things

    • willku9000
      willku9000 Year ago +4

      Ah anatidaephobia

    • Gabe
      Gabe 4 years ago +18

      And so, cody developed a fear of ducks that would consume him his entire life.

  • MegaRoo
    MegaRoo Year ago

    "It withers and falls off after each mating season"
    Does that mean that somewhere there's a field of discarded corkscrew duck penises? Imagine stepping on one of those while out for a nice nature walk. "What is this on my shoe, is that bubble gu.....oh no, no that's not bubble gum"

  • Stein
    Stein 3 years ago

    I did as you asked and imagined myself in a tub full of hot dogs. I now understand why we must eliminate the duck from this world.

  • Channel-Mak
    Channel-Mak 3 years ago +2

    Well, now.... Humor aside... that's pretty friggin amazing!

  • Simon S.
    Simon S. Year ago +1

    I love how he spent 3/4 of the video talking about the duck's ding dong.

  • bananana
    bananana 8 years ago +18

    When I introduce my friends to the "True Facts" series, I always start with the more "normal" ones first... and then once they're comfortable, I hit them with this. xD Gets 'em every time.

  • LadyRavencide13
    LadyRavencide13 2 years ago

    Hilarious and terrifying at the same time

  • bendykirby
    bendykirby 8 months ago +2

    So when Daffy thlammed his own penith in the car door...
    Good Lord, I don't even _want_ to know what that'd look like.

  • Rosie
    Rosie 2 years ago

    Oh my. When I was little we weren't even allowed to say the word pregnant! I was so proud of myself when I figured out that happened from kissing.

  • Nido Ravensbeard
    Nido Ravensbeard 2 years ago

    Poppy TheXvidrs: hey guys! Today we’re going to be talking about the adorable duck!
    Ze Frank: hmm... I feel like doing something evil today.