True Facts About The Tarsier

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    Tarsier (Tarsius Syrichta), worlds smallest primate in the wild, NOT in a zoo. Model for Spielberg's E.T. and Yoda; Tarsier Breeding & Conservation Center (Corella, Bohol, Philippines).
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    Tarsier (Tarsius Syrichta), the world's smallest primate in Bohol, Philippines
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    Tarsier on the tree. Bohol island, Philippines.
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    Philippine tarsier (Tarsius syrichta), the smallest primate in natural environment
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    Phillipine Tarsier, Tarsius syrichta, male feeding on anole lizard, DUPC
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    Tarsier (Tarsius Syrichta), the world's smallest primate in Bohol, Philippines
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  • glenn Winn
    glenn Winn 3 years ago +1714

    "The Tarsier has a wide variety of facial expressions ranging from 'demented firby trying to take a cute selfie' to 'terrified witness to Lovecraftian level horrors that just can't look away.'"

  • No name
    No name 3 years ago +12

    As a guide from one of the islands here in the Philippines where tarsiers are endemic and having the tarsier as one of our must-see attraction, hats off to you sire, I pale in comparison on how you narrated it.

  • SenorMooples
    SenorMooples Year ago +587

    The tarsier: invents nothing
    Me a human: maybe I am a tarsier

    • Joseph Bassey
      Joseph Bassey 2 months ago

      Then you must have freakishly large eyes, each larger than your brain

    • Abhishek Thakur
      Abhishek Thakur 10 months ago +7

      @C a t nice.

    • C a t
      C a t Year ago +16

      @Orange 🐦

    • Orange
      Orange Year ago +21

      Quick, draw a bird to prove you're human

  • Dr. Caroline Musselwhite

    Thank you so much for doing this! I shared it during a month long project (virtually) visiting the Philippines with a group of teens with significant disabilities. They LOVED this video. The information was fantastic, and the humor was a delight!!

    • R R
      R R 6 months ago +3

      As a Filipino, thank you for educating your students. We need to get the word out about these lovely creatures because it helps with conservation efforts. This and the Philippine eagle.

    • Anti - Ethnic Cleansing
      Anti - Ethnic Cleansing 6 months ago

      The whole channel is awesome. :)

  • The King of the Monsters
    The King of the Monsters 7 years ago +5893

    That moment when your anthropology professor shows this video in class as an educational tool.

    • Legalnews
      Legalnews 25 days ago

      I saw yr professor comment on this channel

    • Katie Cameron
      Katie Cameron 4 months ago

      yup, my anth prof used this as a "non-testable" video

    • Caleb K
      Caleb K 6 months ago

      Love it. I wish mine would, but he generally gives us hour long videos narrated by drawling, monotone voices.

    • scottydu81
      scottydu81 7 months ago

      That’s because youtube is a more effective education tool than institutionalized instruction

    • sofija j
      sofija j 7 months ago

      guess who just got sent here bc of my anthro professor as well !

  • Vince M
    Vince M 4 years ago +504

    0:54 "Each one of its eyes is heavier than its brain... which might explain why it hasn't invented anything"
    I lost it

    • Foxxy
      Foxxy 7 months ago +2

      It's been 3 years. You found it yet?

    • Brinstar
      Brinstar 9 months ago +2

      Better go find it

  • LetsEatVegemite
    LetsEatVegemite 4 years ago +486

    Lizard Has a Shitty Day was my favorite book to read as a child.

    • Stephanie
      Stephanie 10 months ago +1

      😂How come you can only like a comment once

    • Clinton Omoso
      Clinton Omoso 11 months ago +1

      @Rex 😂😂😂😂i don't deserve the internet would've been a better reply

    • Wavemaker
      Wavemaker Year ago +4

      Me too!

  • wape1
    wape1 Year ago +135

    The tarsier's name in Finnish is "kummituseläin", which literally means "ghost animal". I wonder why...

    • Maître
      Maître 7 months ago

      This might be a rough answer but they might be called little ghost animal and ghost animal in different languages because of the fact that primates and monkey's are religiously looked at as ghosts sometimes. I just learned this in my Anty class but a lot of cultures believe that Monkeys such as tarsiers, chimpanzees, bonobos, etc. are actually dead ancestoral ghosts from the past.

    • buster møller
      buster møller 9 months ago +1

      Here in Denmark it's called "Spøgelsesabe", which means "ghost monkey"

    • Magic Hands
      Magic Hands 10 months ago

      @the woke pinoy Its just an owl parrot

    • the woke pinoy
      the woke pinoy 10 months ago

      @Magic Hands what about kakapo? That's what I mean tho, because the animal is native to the country, the locals have a name for it. But in your country, you wouldnt have a word for a kakapo in your language. So it doesnt make sense that you think " it doesnt need to exist there" to have a word for it in your language. Why would your country have a word in your language for kakapo? Hence why im surprised why Finnish people have their own word for tarsier

    • Magic Hands
      Magic Hands 10 months ago

      @the woke pinoy We don't, but that's maybe because the word is maori and they didn't want to change it. We do have different words for platypus and emu though, even though the word for emu is almost exactly the same.

  • Thog The Mighty
    Thog The Mighty Year ago +5

    In my primatology class, the professor linked to the tarsier video in our lecture about tarsiers, saying “take a look at this TheXvid, which is a) a fantastic overview of tarsier characteristics, and b) just really funny and entertaining, and it’s probably more effective than you learning the material I’m about to present in the next seven slides”. Fun class. Zefrank, if you are reading this, take comfort in knowing that well respected tenured university professors consider your videos more educational than a 3-credit college course required for anthropology majors.

  • Mr Animal
    Mr Animal 7 years ago +2571

    I'm a 29 year old man. Why have I spent an entire hour watching True Facts? What is wrong with me?

    • Joy Glocker
      Joy Glocker 6 hours ago

      Absolutely nothing is wrong with you!

    • Anthony “Tony” the geek
      Anthony “Tony” the geek 9 days ago

      That is what the human do

    • Jeanie E.
      Jeanie E. 5 months ago

      @The Mad Librarian dear kitten is great

    • Jeanie E.
      Jeanie E. 5 months ago

      Ill get in on this. I see here 29,32, 40. Im 60 who is addicted to animal videos. .so..i have to stop now.😂 this guy is hilarious

    • Scion of Dorn
      Scion of Dorn 6 months ago

      Absolutely nothing.

  • e
    e Year ago +253

    "The tarsier has very large eyes.They are in fact the largest in relation to its body of any mammal."
    Anime girls: Are you challenging me?

  • Shino Yagami
    Shino Yagami 3 years ago +72

    I just discovered this channel and love it 🧡🧡 I’m giggling at how most foreigners pronounce tarsier as “tar-si-yey” 😂😂 we literally just say it as “tar-shir” here

    • Tootsie Leguarda
      Tootsie Leguarda Year ago +1

      yes, we call it MAUMAG in cebuano

    • TheGuardDuck
      TheGuardDuck Year ago +3

      He's pronouncing it french style, I believe.

    • Mr. Blorp
      Mr. Blorp Year ago +4

      I heard that they commit suicide by holding their breath.
      Also, did you know that they're endangered?
      Also, I only heard these somewhere, might not be entirely true since my memory is only slightly better than a goldfish that's high on seaweed. At least I try. That is how ZE R0 do.

    • Honeycomb7581 They won't let me put just one word.
      Honeycomb7581 They won't let me put just one word. Year ago +3

      Ohh I thought it was pronounced Tar-seer. Thanks for the information!

  • Zigg
    Zigg 2 years ago +523

    "You may not have noticed but the tarsier have very large eyes." 😂🤣

    • Ken lester bullirse
      Ken lester bullirse 3 months ago

      We also have big eyes but it just covered lol

    • Shakida Dennis
      Shakida Dennis 11 months ago +1

      That’s because they are cousins to the aye aye 🤣🤣🤣 jk

    • Mushroom McFarmer
      Mushroom McFarmer 11 months ago

      Was coming here to say that! 😂🤣😂

    • hate Liberals😊😊
      hate Liberals😊😊 11 months ago +1

      i see what you mean zigg😉😉

    • Wavemaker
      Wavemaker Year ago +13

      I'm glad that he pointed it out. It's not so obvious. I was looking at the ears all the time.

  • Jayne Berryman
    Jayne Berryman 2 years ago +2

    Please! Please! Please! Make more of these videos. They are best of all things interesting and fun. Your way of describing these creatures is awesome.

  • Jayson Davis
    Jayson Davis 2 years ago +14

    I could benge watch these all day every day. I wish *zefrank* narrated EVERYTHING!

  • Fre Sha Voca Do
    Fre Sha Voca Do 3 years ago +47

    “This incidentally is the cover of the children’s book, Lizard Has A Shitty Day.”
    😂

  • Pemhain Bowers
    Pemhain Bowers 2 years ago +14

    I enjoy Zefrank Narrations, They make my Day or Night when I need a Good Belly Laugh. Thank You!

  • InsularesHDxo
    InsularesHDxo 2 years ago +59

    My favorite part is when he can’t help but laugh while he is talking

  • Kaytlin Lee
    Kaytlin Lee 6 years ago +483

    Warning: Do not put any liquid in your mouth while watching zefrank videos. You will laugh uncontrollably and have a mess to clean up.
    That is all.

    • Cygnus Alee Cosmic
      Cygnus Alee Cosmic Year ago

      Too late😂😂😂

    • Tranquil-i-tea
      Tranquil-i-tea 2 years ago

      Oh lord. I read this quickly and thought you wrote "lizard" and not "liquid"

    • DrinkEnemyBlood
      DrinkEnemyBlood 2 years ago +1

      I can't remember, I'm sure it was uncalled for and slightly perverted but in a fun way if that makes any sense. lol....

    • Have a banana productions
      Have a banana productions 2 years ago +1

      @DrinkEnemyBlood what did you do

  • Curtis Lowery
    Curtis Lowery Year ago +2

    You should have your own tv show. This combination of comic relief and animals strikes a me to the core. My two favorite things

  • Yoel Armas Jr.
    Yoel Armas Jr. 4 years ago +162

    0:36 "It disguises itself in the forest by pretending to be a small teddy bear... undergoing a colonoscopy... it blends in magically"

  • Casey Looze
    Casey Looze 3 years ago +1

    What a great way to start the day! Excellent narration! I'll be watching all of these : )

  • Lara Carter
    Lara Carter 3 years ago +3

    I LOVE his videos! No matter how often I look at them, I am still laughing like hell! (Plus that VOICE!)

  • Trash Man
    Trash Man 8 years ago +495

    The book "Lizard has a Shitty Day" was my favorite book as a child. I loved the part where the... Oh wait, I better not say, you know, spoilers!

    • Dead Inside
      Dead Inside 3 years ago +5

      ...where the tarsier made a peepee?

    • Liopleurodon 2000
      Liopleurodon 2000 3 years ago +1

      AHM DA TRAESH MAHN

    • EmailNoLonger InUse
      EmailNoLonger InUse 4 years ago +1

      I come out, I throw trash all over the- all over the ring! And then I start eatin' garbage! And then I pick up the trash can, and I bash the guy on the head.

    • Anthony Haddow
      Anthony Haddow 8 years ago +22

      Im only half way through though its 30 pgs.

  • Regular Invader
    Regular Invader 9 months ago +1

    I can't stop laughing when he breaks character and mumbles "it's too creepy."😂

  • Autumn Galix
    Autumn Galix Year ago

    Apparently these things inspired the creation of Mogwai in gremlins XD (more specifically, the pygmy tarsier)
    I don't know if it's true or not but no one can disagree that these two have a lot in common.
    Funny enough, gremlins actually came from ww2. There were several eyewitness accounts of strange creatures that could ride on the outside of, and messed with, war planes. There were all kinds of descriptions of these creatures that ranged from human like to more animalistic. They could be mischievous, down right malicious, and sometimes benevolent.

  • 🌸Corrie🌸
    🌸Corrie🌸 3 months ago

    "It disguises itself in the forest by pretending to be a small teddy bear, undergoing a colonoscopy" made me laugh 👍🏻🤣

  • Seander
    Seander 2 years ago +1

    Oh, bless his heart. Woh I did see that. Thanks so much, Zefrank1. Hugs to the entire staff for these wonderful videos.

  • Teru Nii
    Teru Nii 6 years ago +181

    (we just learned this in class so I possibly know , just based on our teacher) The tarsier's commit suicide if they are strresed , getting flash by the camera , in noisy places , and they hear very loud voices. so if tourists vist bohol (a place in the Philippines where tarsiers are commonly found) they seriously have to be quiet

    • Lord Habitaxe of Prydonia
      Lord Habitaxe of Prydonia 3 months ago +1

      @Teru Nii what the hell? I was just expecting them to just, drop themselves from the trees and let gravity do the rest, but

    • Anna G
      Anna G Year ago

      @Weirdanimalguy I don't care that this commment is 4 years old, this made me laugh out loud.

    • Gabster Rivera
      Gabster Rivera 2 years ago

      @Teru Nii they simply don't eat or drink, 'sall

    • Msagz Jr.
      Msagz Jr. 4 years ago

      BelloIyoh +AVA117
      *WHAT THE FUCK*

  • acowinthebarn
    acowinthebarn 2 years ago +1

    I think his old videos, before he came back from buzzfeed, really capture what I found so funny about them. His new ones are good, but, it feels like they try too hard to be funny and that he's trying to hold in laughs.
    His old videos are more educational and relied more on the delivery of dry humor than implying that something is supposed to be funny with a forced chuckle.

  • Red Ace
    Red Ace Month ago

    I love how he calls them "Tar-zee-ay". Makes them sound super fancy.

  • Terry Mcgee
    Terry Mcgee Year ago +14

    When I saw the thumbnail for this video, first thing I thought: that little critter must have been the inspiration for Yoda!

  • Creme Jockey
    Creme Jockey Year ago +5

    I had a dream about a kingdom overrun by tarziers in which they worshipped them and set their whole city to the sound of grizzly bear’s music (which i fell asleep listening to) in the dream people called tarziers 12:42’s cuz that’s when they came out. This was like ten years ago but I remember it so vividly

  • Nyota Mwuaji
    Nyota Mwuaji 5 years ago +4607

    it disguises itself as a teddy bear....undergoing a colonoscopy

  • amyloucurtis
    amyloucurtis 2 years ago

    Oh my gosh! I am SOOOO glad I stumbled upon your videos! I was just looking for some information one day on Aye-aye's for my daughter, and I ended up rolling with laughter through your whole schpiel. Ah! Too bad your language is not all child-appropriate (although lets me honest, its not really too bad). Now I just watch these for my own enjoyment, LOL.

  • Raven Wolf
    Raven Wolf Year ago +9

    WARNING: Remember not to eat food while watching zefrank--something I forgot and nearly choked LMAO....

  • Sleepy
    Sleepy 3 years ago +2

    The tarsier is actually suicidal and will bump its head on the wood, not eat for days, not breathe if they hear any loud noises. And tarsiers
    are very territorial and one tarsier requires 100 acres of land.

  • Regular Invader
    Regular Invader Month ago

    I had a dream last night about caring for a big tarsier. When I looked it up it said:
    What does it mean to dream about saving a Tarsier?
      Indicates you are pushing yourself to your full potential and letting nothing stand in between you and your true goals and desires.

  • Vivian Rosser
    Vivian Rosser Year ago

    Got cataract surgery yesterday and discovered this info about eyeballs. Watched Tarsier video like a wild person ... about 14 times.
    Showed it to my optomitrist and he thought it was a hoot.
    Thanks little guy!

  • Amber Ryan
    Amber Ryan 11 months ago +2

    The subtitles spell tarsier different every time he says it. Now that's dedication!

    • bmddkr33
      bmddkr33 10 months ago +1

      How did he do that lmao

  • Jana Meehan
    Jana Meehan 4 years ago +1

    Thanks for posting all of these hilarious videos. I suggest you do a True Facts About the Hagfish.

  • Jeremiah Wallace
    Jeremiah Wallace 10 months ago +11

    I’ve seen these tasiers in Bohol, the Philippines, and they have the softest fur you have ever felt, and move from one tree to another in a blink of an eye.

  • whats his name again?
    whats his name again? 3 years ago

    This whole programme is cracking me up, every day I watch it once or twice and it works it's magic, the narrators are funny as fuck! Some mental sense of humour.
    Nice one guys. 😹🙉💩🐺🐆🦍🐷🐗🐭🐑🐏🐇🐹🐀🐥🦆🐍🐢🐝🐛🐌🦐🦋There is some beesties back .

  • Tina Shifflett
    Tina Shifflett Year ago

    Every word is dripping in gold. I haven't recovered from watching the eye eye when I watched this. I'm still laughing snorting and choking from thr. Dude you must be absorbed in small doeses. I'm about to OD on these videos. PLEASE!! Do a full length video for NOVA

  • FoolStomper
    FoolStomper 2 years ago

    Also, I think I remember, the tarsier is the only venomous primate. Either that or something that looks exactly the same. 😂

  • James Benson
    James Benson Year ago

    Great Video! On a more depressing note, Tarsiers are also known to commit suicide in captivity, or even in the wild, when overstressed

  • Cameron Alexander
    Cameron Alexander 2 years ago

    I think the "four month old" thing was for hunting independently and then he was going to compare that to a human 4 month old that can basically just sit and roll over but I could be wrong.

  • sandra
    sandra Year ago +1

    these cute little creatures also gets stressed very easily and when they're stressed they suicide
    tourists are always reminded not to touch them or take pictures with flash

  • Robert Harris
    Robert Harris 11 months ago +2

    "Would probably just make a peepee" made me abruptly laugh, scaring my room mates pet.

  • 3RTracing
    3RTracing 10 months ago

    love your stuff man. So off the wall and impermanent. Have you no couth? Congrats on some excellent content in an otherwise site (youtube) full of wanna be videographers and idiots claiming to be experts and knowledgeable. Keep it up, you make me laugh, and that is something few can do. Frank Zappa would have loved you and tried to adopt you.

  • brandy012173
    brandy012173 5 years ago +43

    They look like they have no idea whether they are a bat, a coconut, a tree frog, or a lemur. So adorable. Omg, it's the inspiration behind Yoda.

  • Throw Away
    Throw Away Year ago

    This one's actually quite common from where I am, and this is the first time I've heard it pronounced like that. We pronounce it as tar-shir and not tar-siay lmao. I should start pronouncing it that way, that sounds so posh.

  • Kyle Simmons
    Kyle Simmons 10 months ago +1

    I just realized I spent the entire video with my eyes WIDE OPEN staring into the eyes of the tarsier. What hypnotic sorcery is this...

  • haha oh no
    haha oh no 3 years ago

    I met these guys when I was really little. They scared the living shit out of me.

  • michael wright
    michael wright Year ago

    Please do one about the cows. Your voice and humor would be a hilarious combination

  • Dawn Gayle
    Dawn Gayle 2 years ago +1

    Its so adorable! Love the commentary!💖

  • Jana Terbio
    Jana Terbio Year ago +4

    The way he pronounces the name is the first I have ever heard Tarsier being pronounced. Suits him though

  • Vishal
    Vishal 8 months ago

    Recently I learnt about them from Anime Seton Academy. Before that I never knew this kind of animal existed. Also one fact, whenever they are stressed they commit suicide by banging their heads to solid objects.

  • Rnyll Vega
    Rnyll Vega Year ago +86

    Them: "Tar-si-air"
    Me and everyone around me: "Tarsheer"

  • Terrence A.
    Terrence A. 7 years ago +572

    I don't know why but this video cracks me up every single time, especially when the narrator gets thrown off by the sight of this thing. My wife thinks I'm crazy as a result.

    • William Blaq
      William Blaq 6 years ago +4

      +Terrence Aybar I think your wife is crazy then! This video is hilarious!

    • Ayayayay Caramba
      Ayayayay Caramba 6 years ago +2

      +HeidiSue60 the mole rat is the funniest for me

    • HeidiSue60
      HeidiSue60 7 years ago +9

      @Terrence Aybar have you watched True Facts about the Aye Aye? Seriously, it is THE most funny true facts video. I hold my sides laughing EVERY time.

  • Jen JustJen
    Jen JustJen 2 years ago +1

    My fave animal ever, too darn frigging adorable ♡

  • Chantelle New
    Chantelle New 3 years ago

    I haven't come across a single video that you've done that I don't love. You're awesome.

  • Shellie Badenhorst

    Is this what they call a Nag-Aapie in Afrikaans? It's adorable! We found one in our garden once - all we saw were 2 massive orbs of light reflecting back at us out of the tree 😂

  • Wendy Chavez
    Wendy Chavez Year ago

    Remind me never to drink anything while watching True Facts about anything by ZeFrank!

  • Ethos
    Ethos 3 years ago

    This guy is the greatest wildlife narrator ive ever heard.

  • C.J. Nagel
    C.J. Nagel 3 years ago +1

    "Lizard Has A Shitty Day" - one of my all time favorites, right up there with "Goodnight Moon"!

  • Blue Falcon
    Blue Falcon Year ago

    I'm from the philippines and these creatures are being preserved in bohol. they're such cute little critters with big buggy eyes. and here, we pronounce it's name as "tar-seer/siur" not "tar-siay".

  • Beetledrank_RT
    Beetledrank_RT 2 years ago

    I dont see how any of your videos can get dislikes! Humor and educating super plus!!

  • Ricardo Neaves
    Ricardo Neaves 3 years ago +13

    "Holy crap! Did you see that? It's like exorcist shi-" my stomach hurts😂😂

  • Rafael Lima
    Rafael Lima Year ago +2

    1:32 I feel really bad for this one here, it’s eyes where fully adjusted to darkness and suddenly 1,000 lumens of blindness hit you retinas. It’s like checking you phone at night or turning off dark theme times 1,000,000

  • Ethan Buss
    Ethan Buss 2 years ago

    You forgot to mention that they behave suicidally when they are stressed or held in captivity. I heard that they do so by banging their head against a tree.

  • Chafus Sai
    Chafus Sai 8 months ago

    Tarsiers eyes are very sensitive to the lights, and after seeing that photo which I believe a flash in camera was used I feel sorry for the tarsier, poor thing.

  • LA Turtle
    LA Turtle 6 years ago +1037

    WHAT CAN IT DO AT 4 MONTHS OLD ???

    • Altiman
      Altiman 3 months ago

      It can construct a 5-star hotel

    • Scott Glennon
      Scott Glennon 4 months ago

      javascript

    • DaydreamingArtist322
      DaydreamingArtist322 10 months ago +1

      Did zefrank ever answer this question?

    • Ella Sparks
      Ella Sparks Year ago +1

      I also would like to know the answer to this question.

    • Akantor5
      Akantor5 Year ago +6

      Their brain become their third eye but can no longer use it effectively.

  • Chafus Sai
    Chafus Sai 8 months ago

    Tarsiers eyes are very sensitive to the lights, and after seeing that photo which I believe a flash in camera was used I feel sorry for the tarsier, poor thing.

  • Naomi Gamos
    Naomi Gamos 3 years ago

    I'm from the Philippines and we don't pronounce it as "Tarsiay", just "Tarshir" and I believe its largely found in Bohol, Philippines so...

  • Erbi Gimbi
    Erbi Gimbi Year ago

    Still one of my fave zefrank1 videos of all time

  • Echos Paw
    Echos Paw 4 months ago +1

    heh heh heh, I love how this guy narrates. I learn sh*t while laughing my ass off!!!

  • Captain Shays
    Captain Shays 6 years ago +840

    I'm not sure if it's adorable or horrifying.

  • KevLar Da Don
    KevLar Da Don Year ago +13

    "It disguises itself in the forest by pretending to be a small teddy bear. Undergoing a colonoscopy." Lmaoooo!

  • Angel Invocon
    Angel Invocon 2 years ago +2

    I really love the way you express yourself. I had to watch this twice,no three times,cool.lolly

  • Jake Gargiulo
    Jake Gargiulo 2 years ago

    Heyyyy, coming back to this after a few years! Still funny to this day. I remembered about this animal because I’m watching “Night On Earth” on Netflix.

  • L. Faraday
    L. Faraday Year ago +2

    They’re adorable, but this was hilarious. 😂🤣😂

  • TYRANTARES
    TYRANTARES 8 years ago +601

    "lizard has a shitty day" sounds like the kind of book a clam would write.

  • Sophie C
    Sophie C 2 years ago +1

    “each one of its eyes is heavier than its brain which might explain why it hasnt invented anything” I LITERALLY CHOKED

  • The $hadow Show
    The $hadow Show 2 years ago

    Can you keep it as a pet, tho? Cuz' I want this absolutely adorable little creature in my home!

  • Elizabeth Gail S. Hernandez

    I never heard of it being called a Tarsi-eh (Tarsier) here in the Philippinesss...
    We call these cuties Tar-sheers (Tarsier) here in our country... 😅
    I was suprised it was called "tarsi-eh" in this vid.... 😅

  • Cannibal Rj
    Cannibal Rj 2 years ago

    Tarsier is endemic to the Philippines, and we actually pronounce its name as tar-sheer. but i like how you do it. sounds more classy

  • Kill Dozer
    Kill Dozer 6 years ago +683

    LIZARD HAS A SHITTY DAY - by Kill Dozer
    Lizard has a shitty day,
    Gobbled up by Tarsier.
    Lizard has a shitty week,
    Head got stuck in Eagle's beak.
    Lizard has a shitty month,
    Got mixed up in Tiger's lunch.
    Lizard has a shitty year,
    Used to clean Gorilla's ear.
    Lizard has a shitty life,
    beaten up by estranged wife.
    Lizard has a shitty death,
    Could not know Rhino was deaf.
    So please remember Lizard's plight,
    should you think your day is shite.

    • Cor Sijtsma
      Cor Sijtsma 4 years ago +2

      That is how a lizard do

    • Alpha8
      Alpha8 5 years ago +11

      Beautiful ;-;

    • TheLoneLoony
      TheLoneLoony 6 years ago +12

      Oh, that was awesome!
      You should become a children's book writer.

    • Pining for the fjords
      Pining for the fjords 6 years ago +2

      I was about to comment 'I would like to read 'Lizard has a shitty day'' and you've already made it possible.

    • Gandalf The Great
      Gandalf The Great 6 years ago

      k

  • good 'un
    good 'un 2 years ago

    Frank never answered the question of whether a tarsier DO get any "tail", other than what he got from that lizard......

  • STAR_ting Over
    STAR_ting Over 2 years ago +246

    The fact that im a filipino and the way he pronounces “Tarsier” triggers me
    But the facts make it funny

  • Ayiorwoth Vivian Louise
    Ayiorwoth Vivian Louise 2 years ago +1

    This is the video that got me hooked.😂😂😂 Got me at "Childrens book cover: Lizard has a shitty day"😂😂😂😂😂😂. Keep them coming.

  • Rice Queen No More
    Rice Queen No More 2 years ago

    I held one in my hand before all the facts about them committing suicide when stressed out came about. So cute and fuzzy.

  • Tisha Morgan
    Tisha Morgan Year ago

    I had a colonoscopy yesterday, and pretty sure my eyes went like that too! Lol

  • Pom Hub
    Pom Hub Year ago +23

    You missed this: tarsiers kill themselves when they are stressed, and they are extremely easy to stress with noise, keeping them captive and touching them.

  • ThatsHowiLike It
    ThatsHowiLike It 4 years ago +5

    It’s been two hours now and I’m still on this channel. Mean while I have a essay to write

  • Connor Coltrane
    Connor Coltrane 3 years ago

    Tarsiers are adorable and you'll never change my mind.

  • Somebody’s Somebody

    I love when he breaks character!

  • MILLY Ç
    MILLY Ç Year ago +1

    The commentary on this is legendary

  • Jannell's Vlogs
    Jannell's Vlogs 2 years ago

    Frank you are awsome. Thanks for the laughs. I needed it

  • tavspop
    tavspop 10 months ago +1

    This is the best narration I've ever heard on TheXvid.