Pitbull's Awful Lyrics (w/ Drew Gooden and Kurtis Conner)

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  • Published on Sep 21, 2019
  • Grab some chonky coke and sit your donkey donk down and get ready for the most in depth analysis of Pitbull's lyrics you will ever witness. Dale!
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Comments • 8 434

  • Fluffy Mcguffin
    Fluffy Mcguffin 21 minute ago

    They’re so adorable 😫

  • Kayla Wallace
    Kayla Wallace 39 minutes ago

    dALe

  • Lime Diamond
    Lime Diamond Hour ago

    Me and the boys reading Pitbul lyrics

  • Ray Potato
    Ray Potato 2 hours ago +1

    Omg ur so close 3 million

  • Saima Malik
    Saima Malik 18 hours ago

    I am a greg and a donkey

  • naina vm
    naina vm 19 hours ago

    3:52 I READ THAT AS DAY-EL LIKE A FUCKING NAME

  • BellaArtGeek
    BellaArtGeek 20 hours ago

    Can we talk about Drew’s Greg sweatshirt

  • PikaSheep
    PikaSheep 22 hours ago +1

    Why is everything about women these days? LEAVE US ALONE

    • PikaSheep
      PikaSheep Hour ago

      Taylor Boney Well, still

    • Taylor Boney
      Taylor Boney 17 hours ago

      It’s been like this forever it’s not just these days.

  • Im_ Endangered
    Im_ Endangered 22 hours ago

    the lyrics is like normal lyrics but has gone through google translate 400 times

  • Victoria Strauss
    Victoria Strauss 23 hours ago

    Pitbull should be in Insatiable

  • Olivia V
    Olivia V Day ago

    I really like that Drew is wearing Danny’s hoodie

  • C C
    C C Day ago

    Of course he's a diggity dog. He is pitbull, after all.

  • Victoria Strauss

    I can’t watch this video before my class starts cuz I keep laughing

  • sophie
    sophie Day ago

    i listened to pitbull as a kid, no wonder i'm so fucked up now lol

  • Stella
    Stella Day ago

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  • Sajiena Zuppe
    Sajiena Zuppe Day ago

    Is it just me or does drew looks and talks like Andrew Glouberman from big mouth 👀

  • Willow Noble
    Willow Noble Day ago

    I looked up chonky coke and this video came up.

  • Lingx Cats
    Lingx Cats Day ago +1

    Ok so when I saw "dale" since I'm still waking up I thought it said "Dale". Like the name. So I was like "Ok who the hell is Dale?-"

  • sara
    sara Day ago

    how did u edit in 3 clones?

  • Josh._ _.Waters
    Josh._ _.Waters Day ago

    What rhymes with Kodak:
    Know that
    Go bad
    Throw back
    No bag
    That was off tha top


    I’m 12 don’t judge me lol

  • Shoto todoroki
    Shoto todoroki Day ago

    i was reading it and i thought it meant Dale, like the name..

  • sleepy little ghost

    “I feel like Pitbull is Hard Rock Nick, if Hard Rock Nick actually became rich and successful.”
    I wasn’t expecting that, but it was amazing.

  • Okayyy Chweee
    Okayyy Chweee Day ago

    I thought he was saying "that gushy stuff" & it created the most disturbing image in my head that I cannot un-- unthink (?) I guess 😂

  • bowie park
    bowie park Day ago

    i laughed so much please-

  • Duckmaster5000
    Duckmaster5000 Day ago

    7:40 it said two in the “oh!” and one in the “ah!” but i can still safely say ill never quote a pitbull song ever again

  • Duckmaster5000
    Duckmaster5000 Day ago

    8:44 i looked at the lyrics for the song cuz this made me realize that i dont really know any pitbull songs and i listened to it and it said that it was gushy not gucci but still just as unpleasant ^^”’ lol

  • Sasha Steiner
    Sasha Steiner Day ago +3

    All these Pitbull lyrics?
    I don’t know...
    Seems like a bunch of...



    Mumbo jumbo to me!

  • Lacoulas 555
    Lacoulas 555 Day ago

    Me me big boy

  • Hayden Rozier
    Hayden Rozier 2 days ago +3

    Senpai wouldn't notice me, so I baked him into a sen-pie... and then I ate him up,*_DALE_*!

  • Izzy Altmann-Bart
    Izzy Altmann-Bart 2 days ago +1

    Dale?!

  • The Starchan's
    The Starchan's 2 days ago

    Can I have the one to the left. My left. Your right.
    Come to my hotel room
    Come to my hotel room

    Come to my hotel toom

  • Sophie Harris
    Sophie Harris 2 days ago

    somebody please count how many times they say Kodak

  • first name
    first name 2 days ago

    please never stop making videos together

  • Skol Rooster
    Skol Rooster 2 days ago

    Who's Kurtis?

  • Antwuan Butler
    Antwuan Butler 2 days ago +1

    I’m gonna yolk it’s actually that gushy stuff

  • YlvaJade
    YlvaJade 2 days ago +1

    Kurtis you adorable muffin 🤗

  • KG Kitty
    KG Kitty 3 days ago +1

    They should’ve reacted to Cant believe it by pitbull and Florida 😂😂

  • Lots of Things with LeAnn

    I couldn't recognize any of these songs until they got to the chorus

  • Lots of Things with LeAnn

    Mr. Worldwide - NOT

  • piper_ht
    piper_ht 3 days ago +1

    Chonk means to forcefully chew

  • FOULARTIST
    FOULARTIST 3 days ago +1

    Idc That shit always slaps

  • Kurro K
    Kurro K 3 days ago +2

    Conclusion: Pitbull is a furry

  • Kurro K
    Kurro K 3 days ago +1

    I spy with my little eye


    Kirkland water bottle

  • Snufkin Crime Time
    Snufkin Crime Time 3 days ago +2

    No wonder Joana Cedia (John Cena) is scared of Pitbull

  • Meredith McMahon
    Meredith McMahon 3 days ago +1

    Please come to Faibanks Alaska

  • emmi ruu
    emmi ruu 3 days ago +1

    Drew looks like a single father of two

  • Batoul Hussein
    Batoul Hussein 3 days ago +1

    3:09 🎶I WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED🎶

  • Eric Hbm
    Eric Hbm 3 days ago +1

    Grab somebody sexy tell them hey!!!!
    You wanna know what rhymes with Kodak?
    Just say Cardi B's yellow Bodak!

  • i’m allergic to cats
    i’m allergic to cats 3 days ago +18

    whenever they chant the lyrics together it sounds like a satanic cult

  • c0ld_pineaple
    c0ld_pineaple 3 days ago +1

    I’m gonna be on vacation in New York when the two different people are coming to my city. And what’s worse, the venue is 1 mile away from my house!😭😭😭

  • Baozi Min
    Baozi Min 3 days ago +1

    This is hilarious

  • Pureludicrous
    Pureludicrous 4 days ago +1

    wow

  • Billy Swift
    Billy Swift 4 days ago +2

    Honestly I think Pitbull realised that if you can spell B-A-B-Y you have a hit single

  • Dj Drew
    Dj Drew 4 days ago +1

    Yo part of Greg now

  • Jayson Snow
    Jayson Snow 4 days ago

    can we get a full "let's do it next Wednesday" please

  • Tristan Taylor
    Tristan Taylor 4 days ago

    AHHH THEIRS THREE OF THEM NOW

  • CRAFTASTIC DIY
    CRAFTASTIC DIY 4 days ago +1

    *meet me at the hotel room*
    *meet me at the hotel room*
    *meet me at the hotel room*
    *meet me at the hotel room*
    *meet me at the hotel room*
    *meet me at the hotel room*
    *meet me at the hotel room*
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    *meet me at the hotel room*

  • Roberto Donato
    Roberto Donato 4 days ago +1

    Every lyric sounds like a threat.
    *literally has a song called Help Let Me Go"*

  • FunnyVideos2.0
    FunnyVideos2.0 4 days ago

    I sub and like. GREGGGGGG!

  • It'sAriAndI'mSorry
    It'sAriAndI'mSorry 5 days ago

    The outro song isn't right