How Asian Parents Compare You to Your Cousin

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  • Steven He
    Steven He  19 days ago +3039

    Head to keeps.com/stevenhe to get 50% off your first order of hair loss treatment.

    • Santiago Montero
      Santiago Montero 3 days ago

      Its amazing, when you started doing the keeps ad and said "emotional damage". I was like "hey, this is not steven's dad". I completely believe the character!

    • Tin
      Tin 3 days ago

      you got pretty good hairline doe.

    • Joseph Black, Jr.
      Joseph Black, Jr. 4 days ago +2

      This would make a great ad line: Steven this will protect you from hair loss but it will not protect you for being a failure

  • ReddCinema
    ReddCinema 19 days ago +9783

    Steven never disappoints! ❤️

    • THETATO127
      THETATO127 9 days ago

      @pilot_bruh57 >:(

    • nothing
      nothing 10 days ago

      @MasKz go search ltg you should and press on the fist video you see there is a very important message you need to sde

    • PxkiRambo
      PxkiRambo 11 days ago

      These bots be sayin "it's finally here" tf

    • 李若溪
      李若溪 11 days ago

      Steven’s dad: what da hell you say!?!?

    • slash
      slash 12 days ago

      90

  • V0id G4m1ng
    V0id G4m1ng 6 days ago +51

    "Timmy had to send in his test by pigeon" made me burst out of laughter

  • Joe
    Joe 9 days ago +114

    As someone with ADHD, I have never thought about walking it off. Thank you for this information.

    • Đức Lâm Trần
      Đức Lâm Trần 2 days ago +1

      @Mr.supersonicultra I knew that LOL that made me laugh

    • Mr.supersonicultra
      Mr.supersonicultra 2 days ago +6

      @Đức Lâm Trần that’s… the joke

    • Đức Lâm Trần
      Đức Lâm Trần 2 days ago

      btw he said ADHD like HDHD LOL

    • Đức Lâm Trần
      Đức Lâm Trần 2 days ago

      @The blue animator and gachatuber i think its bcuz of Steven accent. But the ADHD thing is Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. Like steven he said in the vid, Timmy has ADHD, but he walked it off

    • The blue animator and gachatuber
      The blue animator and gachatuber 2 days ago +7

      @Đức Lâm Trần no HDHD

  • Cosmic Plays
    Cosmic Plays 10 days ago +278

    "Timmy got HDHD!" "what is he, a flatscreen tv?" this part got me so hard lol

    • notahotshot
      notahotshot Hour ago

      @Bui Quang Minh
      Steven said "HDHD", intentionally. Yes we know there's no such thing as "HDHD", that's the joke, and the reason for the line, "What is he, a flat screen tv?"

    • Ravi Shekhar
      Ravi Shekhar 11 hours ago

      Same

    • AJ
      AJ 17 hours ago

      Thats mad sus my guy

    • Danny Garcia
      Danny Garcia 5 days ago

      @Bui Quang Minh ok

    • Bui Quang Minh
      Bui Quang Minh 5 days ago

      @Danny Garcia he sounded like that but theres really no such thing as "HDHD" lol he clearly meant ADHD and that wasnt meant for sarcasm
      look i dont want to take this as a big deal so lets just forget this lol

  • Aiden Cassaro
    Aiden Cassaro 5 days ago +4

    I'm not Asian, I'm South Asian-American - and I can relate to all of this 😂 this is so funny.

  • Coltrane McMane
    Coltrane McMane 19 days ago +16577

    "He got 15 years work experience. He's 9." Timmy is the exact kind of person jobs are looking for these days! 😄

    • Entamoeba Histolytica
      Entamoeba Histolytica 7 hours ago

      Asian math hits different

    • DragonGamer713 🇺🇦
      DragonGamer713 🇺🇦 Day ago

      15 years work experience/5 jobs = 3 yrs per job

    • Jhonny Sport
      Jhonny Sport 2 days ago

      That means he actually started at age 4

    • Fatima Begum
      Fatima Begum 4 days ago

      @don't be surprised you are so right to

    • Daymian Medeiros
      Daymian Medeiros 4 days ago

      Timmy's the only person who's getting all the jobs in America at this point....he is responsible for holding up the whole economy

  • Mr. Nuggem
    Mr. Nuggem 6 days ago +17

    My mom is Kenyan and she compares me to my cousin and talks abt how my cousin can do so much more than I can and her mom (my aunt) doesn’t have to worry about anything regarding her because she is like “so independent”. This argument between me and my mom started because I put on egg on the pan incorrectly (somehow I did “too abrupt”

  • Jeremy Mesias
    Jeremy Mesias Day ago +4

    2:00 " Back in China we used to roundhouse kick each other in the face!" got me so hard, I can't stop laughing everytime

  • 61raindrops
    61raindrops 11 days ago +93

    Steve is my therapist. He rewired my brain by overwriting years of emotional damage into laughter. I’m triggered and having flashbacks in the best way possible. Thank you for doing this :)

    • D S
      D S 2 days ago

      E-MOTIONAL DAAMAGE!

    • ClappedHamster
      ClappedHamster 4 days ago

      nah jk

    • ClappedHamster
      ClappedHamster 4 days ago

      @Steven He if he is your therapist charge him monEy.
      you earn more than now

    • Steven He
      Steven He  5 days ago +6

      I’m so glad you feel that way 😆 putting creativity and comedy to our upbringing is definitely therapeutic for me too

  • Marcos Maurício
    Marcos Maurício 8 days ago +6

    This has the same energy as your grandparents saying "You know, back in the day we had to go up and down 3 mountains, avoid a snake-infested jungle, and ride down a riptide just to take a bus to school!"

    • Rromir Koçi
      Rromir Koçi 7 hours ago

      Huh. These are rookie numbers here. Steven's dad had to walk each to 24 miles to school. Uphill, both ways, on 1 foot. While his other foot was starting buuuusiness.

  • Xavier
    Xavier 18 days ago +2204

    This was one of the funnier videos. Just stick to Steven's dad. Classic. The hair loss though... I'm thinking you'll never need that product, and it's too late for me 😄

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      Mimoso_777 Day ago

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      iben Dover 4 days ago +2

      @Luixin I doubt it. If AI has become this sentient then most of us are about to lose our jobs soon, lol.

    • Luixin
      Luixin 5 days ago

      @iben Dover He's a bot

    • iben Dover
      iben Dover 5 days ago +1

      I'm convinced that Xavier is a youtube employee that bumps his comments to the top page of every mass-recommended video.

    • Luixin
      Luixin 8 days ago

      bot

  • Alexandru Dan
    Alexandru Dan 10 days ago +5

    I love Steven's father. He is one of the most hilarious characters on the platform.
    Steven is also ok, I guess.

  • Urangoo
    Urangoo 12 hours ago +1

    This man will never fail trying to make me laugh 😂

  • Diana Mae Torres
    Diana Mae Torres 10 days ago +2

    As an Asian, this hits so hard. Ah, demn. My relatives and even my mother tends to do this especially during family gatherings. Fortunately it stopped(?) when I am older but the comparison game with my successful cousins are painful during my childhood.
    TTATT

  • The_RC_Dude
    The_RC_Dude 6 days ago +4

    This is so true, but instead of comparing me to my cousins (one of which is only 16 months old), they compare me to the kids of their friends. I hear this all the time..."He won the violin competition, AND he plays the piano, every day, before school!" and "She won the state gymnastics competition, 2 times in the top 3!", and so on, no joke. But at least the violin/piano guy didn't make his violin out of orange peels...I would never hear the end of that if it were so 🤣🤣
    Honestly I feel as if I'm always the worst sometimes :(

  • Just Some Guy without a Mustache

    "Only language you speak is FAILURE!"
    That's some emotional damage.

    • man Be man
      man Be man 10 days ago

      "the way you speak to your child is failure"

    • Izuunya
      Izuunya 14 days ago

      Oh hi there :D

    • Timothy N
      Timothy N 16 days ago

      ouch. But also, pretty good burn

    • Just some random kid
      Just some random kid 16 days ago

      You again

    • indah💋
      indah💋 16 days ago

      18+ Content Cloveer.Monster
      mejores 😘
      siempre en mi corazón
      mañas no se la.💟
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos.

  • Rachelle Akuffo
    Rachelle Akuffo 10 days ago +2

    I'm cryyyyying! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Same with African parents! The magical cousins are legends indeed.

  • Jalen Chen
    Jalen Chen 10 days ago +1

    HAPPY 5 MILLION SUBS!!! Congrats Steve! Your work definitely continues to pay off by making us laugh!!

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    Brigitte Eichel 9 days ago +27

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      George Baso 9 days ago

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      Moreno Munoz 9 days ago

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      Dorathy Stephanie 9 days ago

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  • Mini Brightclips
    Mini Brightclips Day ago +1

    Every time I do Steven he’s Asian accent I get more voice cracks than the times stevens dad called Steven a failure

  • Missy Quill
    Missy Quill 18 days ago +2204

    "Only language you speak is failure!" Wow, that one hit home! And I was a doctor at 22. Yay Asian parents.

    • Missy Quill
      Missy Quill 7 days ago +1

      @Praise Jesus, Repent or Likewise Perish And here comes my church pastor, wow a lot of my social circle joining TheXvid these days.

    • Praise Jesus, Repent or Likewise Perish
      Praise Jesus, Repent or Likewise Perish 14 days ago +1

      Repent to Jesus Christ
      ““Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes?”
      ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭6:25‬ ‭NIV‬‬
      O

    • van kim
      van kim 15 days ago

      ok

    • Missy Quill
      Missy Quill 16 days ago +3

      @Amanda Toon Thanks, you are clearly not my Asian parents.

    • Amanda Toon
      Amanda Toon 16 days ago +2

      @Missy Quill you are seriously a genius

  • xXKurumiXx
    xXKurumiXx 9 days ago +8

    Why is this so true, this is literally true for all Asians and it's actually sad, but the stuff Steven said was hilarious 😂😂

  •  17 hours ago +1

    He look like Tom holland, he made his own chair, he sent in his tests by pigeon, he made a violin out of orange peel, Timmy is very talented. 🤣🤣🤣

  • Hamborger
    Hamborger 8 days ago +2

    “How smart, and athletic do you want Timmy to b-“
    God: *yes*

  • Rockin Roxxi
    Rockin Roxxi Day ago

    Omg spot on. It got so bad whenever they compared me to my cousins that I told them to just adopt them 🤣😂😅

  • Someone
    Someone 13 days ago +1568

    As an Asian child, this is exactly what happens to me. But instead of comparing me with my cousins, my mom compare me to her own childhood.

    • ✭ 【 { Ultimate Surprise }】 ✭
      ✭ 【 { Ultimate Surprise }】 ✭ Day ago

      Yea… I am still 11 just 7 years more then I will miss my parents but not this 😂

    • TypoEcro 😏
      TypoEcro 😏 Day ago

      @man Be man LMAO

    • B.T.L
      B.T.L Day ago

      Im also asian!

    • A Raging Weeb
      A Raging Weeb Day ago +1

      I'm not even Asian, and everything that everyone here in the comments have said I experienced. It's pretty stupid.

  • Paul Medina
    Paul Medina 9 days ago

    I think this might be my favorite thing I have ever seen. I can't stop crying hahaha

  • Lil wayder x🇺🇦

    I have ADHD and I busted out laughing when Steven's dad said "he has HDHD and what did he do walk it off" 😂😂

  • Cody Bryl
    Cody Bryl 11 days ago

    Steven He, keep doing what you are doing and you will go far!!! Maybe you will make your father proud!! 😂

  • Dragonk
    Dragonk Day ago

    This is so accurate, makes me recall lots of bad memories.

  • Default
    Default 18 days ago +4229

    "Only language you speak is failure" 😂
    The videos keep getting funnier keep up the good work Steven!

    • Luixin
      Luixin 8 days ago

      @ayong💋 bot

    • Luixin
      Luixin 8 days ago

      bot

    • Lord #2
      Lord #2 16 days ago +1

      I attended Harvard University. I majored in FAILURE.

    • Patryk Podbiał
      Patryk Podbiał 17 days ago

      So, he speaks in an Asian language, English and failure.
      Trilingual - that's kinda boss...
      I speak 4 languages, but don't mind me.

  • MCW wolfe
    MCW wolfe 4 days ago

    This dude is hilarious 😂. I love “ the only language you speak is failure.”

  • Dark Knight
    Dark Knight 10 days ago +2

    LMAO!!! This is so true man! When I was a kid, I hated my cousin so much. He's not really a bad person. But I hated him, because my mom always compared me to him.

  • Nicole
    Nicole 4 days ago

    Tbh when I got tired of my parents comparing me with other cousins/friends' kids etc, I started comparing them against my friends' parents that shut them up really quick >

  • Salma Suleman
    Salma Suleman 11 days ago +1

    “ we had to play in 150 degrees barefoot in the snow” that really got me

  • JustWyren
    JustWyren 19 days ago +1810

    "He learned how to play Mozart from listening to the McDonald's jingle" has to be my new favorite quote from this channel LOL
    Please keep making videos they're so much fun to watch :D

    • pogSam
      pogSam 18 days ago

      also the 'the only language you speak is FAILURE' lol

    • ayong💋
      ayong💋 18 days ago

      18+ Content Cloveer.Monster
      mejores 😘
      siempre en mi corazón
      mañas no se la.💟
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos

    • Rayi thoc
      Rayi thoc 18 days ago

      Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo.
      250 sentadillas son unos CASUAL.centre.BABY muchas y un buen ejercicio.
      5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados😍👍💓
      Saludos desde la Cd.. de world los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer..

    • Esha Sharma
      Esha Sharma 18 days ago +2

      He must be able to practice 40 hours a day like ling ling

    • Sounds Sketchy
      Sounds Sketchy 18 days ago

      "what in the cinnamon toast f***" you sure?

  • Mikail Dhukovich
    Mikail Dhukovich 4 days ago

    "150° sun, barefoot, in the snow"😂😂.
    When your dad overshadows you in your own video...again. Great work Steven, you're awesome

  • SHAFFAANKING
    SHAFFAANKING 11 days ago +1

    Whenever steven's dad shouts, means that he is thinking of a lie to tell steven about :)

  • Heika Naomi
    Heika Naomi 11 days ago

    When I first started watching your videos I didn't know if your dad and you were the same people. You are that good of an actor. Like I thought maybe it was you, which I now know it is, but the facial expressions and everything are so different when you are playing each character that it took me way too many videos to figure out that you two were the same person 🤣🤣🤣

  • hanRo
    hanRo 11 days ago

    Just discovered your channel a few days back and I just cannot stop laughing. Your videos are genius. Thank you, and CONGRATS ON 5 MILLION!!!

  • Al’thor124
    Al’thor124 19 days ago +846

    As someone with ADHD, I also walked it off, sadly it followed me home afterwards beat the shit out of me and hasn’t left me alone since. Aw well good luck to Timmy.

    • Ucup💋
      Ucup💋 18 days ago

      18+ Content Cloveer.Monster
      mejores 😘
      siempre en mi corazón
      mañas no se la.💟
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos.

    • Caleb Wilson
      Caleb Wilson 18 days ago +2

      Timmy has the ADHD that doesnt come with Executive Dysfunction. The suoer powered ADHD. Lol

    • ShadowPlay
      ShadowPlay 18 days ago +3

      You got HDHD ? Like TV ?

    • Shadow
      Shadow 18 days ago +2

      same man really sucked

  • Riot_7701
    Riot_7701 10 days ago +1

    best quote in this video: “you complain about slow wi-fi, Timmy had to send in his test by pigeon!”

  • CURLS MC
    CURLS MC 2 days ago

    "He got 15 years work experience and he's 9"
    I laughed so hard
    Love your videos

  • MEMEZapper
    MEMEZapper 11 days ago

    Bro i couldn't stop laughing from start to finish lmao 🤣

  • Mystearica Nohr
    Mystearica Nohr 4 days ago

    My dad always told me to run the race at my own pace.
    My mom had stints of dealing me emotional damage though. Compared me and her bff’s daughter. Kept pushing me to be a dentist. And told me that love was bs and to marry for money.
    We’re Hispanic, by the way. 🤷‍♀️

  • TangOTeegan
    TangOTeegan 17 days ago +1996

    “150 degree weather, barefoot in the snow” that one had me rollin 😂

  • Kiana Hooshangifar
    Kiana Hooshangifar 7 days ago

    1:39
    This is me when my mom tells me to look at people's daughters, see how polite girls are and help their mothers with household chores, but you only think about where to go to have fun with your friends ... but my dear mom ... people's daughters are my friends 😂🧘🏻‍♀️

  • The elite skull breaker
    The elite skull breaker 11 days ago +2

    “He played in the 150°F sun. He was barefoot in the snow.”
    Ah yes. Playing in the snow in the burning weather.

  • Some Guy
    Some Guy 5 days ago

    I'm not Asian. I'm not even an immigrant. Nevertheless, I felt this in my soul.

  • Gabillionare Gaming
    Gabillionare Gaming 10 days ago

    Good job Steven I cracked up so hard 🤣 definitely worth a sub keep up the good work 👍

  • Emerald Queen
    Emerald Queen 20 days ago +2021

    My entire geometry class quotes you daily. Great job!

    • Henry Tawnn
      Henry Tawnn 7 days ago

      @Raven_days UwU Do it with the accent, though. Do it.

    • Raven_days UwU
      Raven_days UwU 15 days ago +2

      My entire SCHOOL quotes him hourly.

    • ayong💋
      ayong💋 18 days ago

      18+ Content Cloveer.Monster
      mejores 😘
      siempre en mi corazón
      mañas no se la.💟
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos

    • ExtremeRy
      ExtremeRy 19 days ago +1

      @enderdash🇺🇦4evr lol

  • niduoe stre
    niduoe stre 8 days ago

    My dad is Japanese and i can totally relate to this even my sister who is well established in her life still gets that “FAILURE” speech handed to her , we just laugh it off tho

  • Joseph Black, Jr.
    Joseph Black, Jr. 4 days ago +1

    This would make a great ad line: Steven this will protect you from hair loss but it will not protect you for being a failure

  • an avocado
    an avocado 11 days ago

    I always love it when he leans back as he says failure. Iconic.

  • Belbe
    Belbe 10 days ago

    😂 This is way too accurate that I have to laugh because if I don't I'd be crying 😂 I think had I stuck around any longer my parents would have found a way to tell me how the rat in our wall was somehow better than me 😂

  • TimeBucks
    TimeBucks 18 days ago +244

    This is so true

    • JustDaniel
      JustDaniel 4 days ago

      @ayong💋 girl what

    • Tomoko Kuroki
      Tomoko Kuroki 9 days ago +1

      verdade

    • ayong💋
      ayong💋 18 days ago

      18+ Content Cloveer.Monster
      mejores 😘
      siempre en mi corazón
      mañas no se la.💟
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos

  • TheStreamingEnderman
    TheStreamingEnderman 8 days ago +1

    I love how the kid just sits there like "ah sh*t, here we go again."

  • DragonGamer713 🇺🇦

    "He got 15 years work experience! He's 9!"
    "How is that even possible?"
    *DRAMATIC PAUSE*
    "Because he does 5 jobs at the same time!"
    15 yrs experience / 5 jobs
    = working 3 yrs per job
    "AT DA SAME TIME!"
    Conclusion:
    He started work at 6 and got 15 yrs work exp 3 yrs after he started.
    "Timmy got HDHD!"
    "What is he, a flat-screen TV?"
    *cue laughing to the bank and back*

  • paunitka7
    paunitka7 Day ago

    That's nothing! My mother would say: "Look at XX, she's so NORMAL". Game over! Asian parents cannot compete with Polish parents in terms of emotional daaamage. 🙃

  • Snowflake
    Snowflake 10 days ago +1

    All Jokes Aside.
    It really hurts when your Parents compare you to others, but as an Asian I'm used to it so I'll just laugh it off.

  • GameMasterSix
    GameMasterSix 18 days ago +1776

    "We had to play in the 150 degree sun barefoot in the snow"
    Timmy's just so good of a cousin he can literally break the laws of the universe itself.

    • 楊秉燐
      楊秉燐 12 days ago

      don't forget that he's only 9
      Imagine what he can do when he's 18

    • Daniel W.
      Daniel W. 17 days ago

      I was holding out just fine for the whole video, but when it got to this part i freaking lost it. lolol

    • Patryk Podbiał
      Patryk Podbiał 17 days ago

      Maybe he meant 150 Kelvins (-123°C)...🤔

    • D1gAm0n X
      D1gAm0n X 17 days ago

      @ayong💋 Ayo who dis
      I diagnose you with bot
      EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
      YEEEET
      This was a good part of the video tho 👍

  • Ralsei Lol
    Ralsei Lol 11 days ago

    “He learned calculus from the back of milk cartons!” Bro I was dying 😂

  • Emelia
    Emelia 7 days ago +1

    "TIMMY LEARNED CALCULUS FROM THE BACK OF MILK CARTONS!!!" is the phrase of the century. lol

  • Ozodbek Ozodov
    Ozodbek Ozodov 8 days ago

    Definitely continue with this cousin-comparison series!

  • JohnElle4559
    JohnElle4559 10 days ago

    Steven still gets me a lot😂😅

  • Stephen - Brawl Stars
    Stephen - Brawl Stars 18 days ago +929

    “He’s got 15 years work experience, he’s 9”
    “How is that even possible” this is why this is my favorite channel, always makes me laugh 😂 love u Steven

    • Ucup💋
      Ucup💋 18 days ago

      18+ Content Cloveer.Monster
      mejores 😘
      siempre en mi corazón
      mañas no se la.💟
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos

    • LeviEnkon
      LeviEnkon 18 days ago

      Because in Asia we have 42hours a day.

    • Соdу Ко Shorts 🅥
      Соdу Ко Shorts 🅥 18 days ago

      thexvid.com/video/0fIj2EAzL1w/video.html it's here finally

    • Salvador Toscano
      Salvador Toscano 18 days ago

      I gotta learn the secret, tho xD

  • cerciox
    cerciox 3 days ago

    "back in china we used to roundhouse kick each other in the face" I was literally dying on that

  • Copper ツ
    Copper ツ 3 days ago

    “Only language you speak is FAILURE” got me laughing out of my fucking chair 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Tury B. Good III
    Tury B. Good III 8 days ago

    I never cry when I'm sad... I only cry when I laugh!!! Dying the whole time.

  •  5 days ago

    I'm convinced he knows his nephew more than his own son

  • Nathan Doan Comedy
    Nathan Doan Comedy 18 days ago +3708

    Hi Steven, would you be interested in working as a “Your Cousin”? We think you’re the perfect failure to represent our company. We can pay you $7.

  •  10 days ago

    This man makes my days😂

  • Masuri Sayuki
    Masuri Sayuki 5 days ago

    "Learned calculus from the back of a milk cartoon"
    What an insult to someone like me who studied calculus for 2 years and and still cannot master 😂😂😭

  • unlimitedmuphinz
    unlimitedmuphinz 5 days ago

    "We had to play in 150° sun, barefoot, in da snow!" That killed me

  • WahBro33
    WahBro33 5 days ago

    "Oh, this is hard"
    Steven's Dad: What the HELL you say?
    Steven: *Sweats nervously*

  • Maria Hotgirl
    Maria Hotgirl 18 days ago +1012

    "Timmy has HDHD. What is he, a flat screen TV?" had me rolling on the floor for like 5 minutes. Keep it up Steven

    • TrenchSetter
      TrenchSetter 17 days ago

      @pogSam 👍

    • pogSam
      pogSam 17 days ago

      @TrenchSetter oh ok thanks for informing, i actually wasn't sure if I was right or wrong :)

    • TrenchSetter
      TrenchSetter 17 days ago

      @Olof Olsson Not just that but I don't want to spend a lot of time in the comments explaining

    • TrenchSetter
      TrenchSetter 17 days ago

      @pogSam it's not the same. Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder. Attention Deficit Disorder.

    • cloudy
      cloudy 17 days ago

      @Emiliyan Yankov yes

  • Melpómene
    Melpómene 3 days ago

    As a latin girl, I can agree with this situation, lmao

  • Krishna Thorwat
    Krishna Thorwat 7 days ago

    He even mentioned that Timmy is 9 after telling that he is in under 17 league was genius 🤣🤣🤣

  • adrian !
    adrian ! 11 days ago +1

    LMAOO I CAN RELATE TO THIS MY DAD TALKS ABOUT MY COUSIN WHOS A SWEAT AT BEING A PHARMACIST AND HE LITERALLY IS THE SAME LMFAO

  • JotSon
    JotSon 11 days ago

    “Jesus walks on water. Timmy can run!” Nice one, i am dying! 😂

  • Delilah S
    Delilah S 18 days ago +864

    I love that when Steven started making these, they were kinda realistic but since then they've gotten more and more insane and I am here for that transformation

    • ayong💋
      ayong💋 18 days ago

      18+ Content Cloveer.Monster
      mejores 😘
      siempre en mi corazón
      mañas no se la.💟
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos

    • if sha
      if sha 18 days ago +7

      These are realistic. As an Asian, believe me it doesn't stop 🤣

    • William James Moriarty
      William James Moriarty 18 days ago +6

      1:52 When Steven says "He's Nine" , That was so much realistic, I watched it 0.25x.

    • Соdу Ко Shorts 🅥
      Соdу Ко Shorts 🅥 18 days ago +2

      thexvid.com/video/0fIj2EAzL1w/video.html it's here finally

  • Maverick6559
    Maverick6559 3 days ago

    I live in Asia. India, to be specific. This never happened to me. But somehow I can relate.
    P.S.
    You just keep getting better and better, Steven. Great content.

  • Corvette TCG
    Corvette TCG 11 days ago

    lol, my parents never compared me to my cousins but i love them all the same

  • GioGamez
    GioGamez 8 days ago +5

    “He looks like Tom Holland.”
    “You look like Thank You Next.”
    Got me cracking up. 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • Zephyr Yeti
    Zephyr Yeti 11 days ago +1

    I used to be like this, my mum tales about that one classmate who got perfect marks, and for the past 2 years I've started studying so hard they're telling me to stop

  • Ryan Yong
    Ryan Yong 16 days ago +1111

    As an Asian child, I can agree this is 100% true and accurate, as exaggerated as it may sound, this is so damn accurate. This is excactly how I grew up as a child

    • Ichtone Nix
      Ichtone Nix Day ago

      @Alvin Rasmus really? :0

    • Alvin Rasmus
      Alvin Rasmus Day ago

      @Ichtone Nix well from what this guy teaches me, Finland, or at least my family, seems like heaven

    • Ichtone Nix
      Ichtone Nix Day ago

      @Alvin Rasmus so? Can u give context pls

    • Alvin Rasmus
      Alvin Rasmus Day ago

      No one calls me "FAIIIIILURE" , but I'm also from Finland so...

    • Boi
      Boi 2 days ago

      As a filipino, I agree. Completely agree. Cuz it's true

  • Mike Temple
    Mike Temple 4 days ago

    This dude kills me🤣😂! I’m late for another staff meeting and I’m the boss who called it! My assistant “he’s going to be late again…he’s listening to that Chinese guy again”. 😳🤣

  • ChannelHouse
    ChannelHouse Day ago

    When this happens to me. I just stand up, walk to my room, lock it, and punch the damn wall even if my parents get mad

  • Shinod Varghese Palayoor

    3:09 that killed me bro i was laughing for two mins straight

  • Lady Dragonfly
    Lady Dragonfly 11 days ago

    LOL I have ADHD and laughed my butt off when he said, Timmy walked it off. I wish it was that easy.

  • Thủy Hoàng
    Thủy Hoàng 17 days ago +1600

    "You think Timmy could afford violins? He made one out of orange peel."
    "He learnt to play Mozart from listening to the McDonald's jingle."
    "Now he plays in his sleep."
    My Asian Twosetter heart is killing me and I'm still laughing my left lung out.

    • Timothy George Cana
      Timothy George Cana 9 days ago

      that "left lung" reference goes way back from now. It's from one of twoset's "try not to laugh" videos from 2018-2019.

    • Thủy Hoàng
      Thủy Hoàng 9 days ago

      @some one That was a bit of an inside joke for the TwoSet community, which I referred to in the original comment as being a "TwoSetter"

    • some one
      some one 9 days ago

      laughing your left lung? what about the other one?
      starting a business ?

    • Quantum pixel
      Quantum pixel 10 days ago

      @Praise Jesus, Repent or Likewise Perish Amen

    • Tomara M
      Tomara M 14 days ago +1

      😂

  • thePotatoLizerd
    thePotatoLizerd 8 days ago

    "The only language you speak is failure!"
    I can relate.

  • Hugs273
    Hugs273 9 days ago

    lol 😆 I shared this video with my wife's family because they are Chinese. They loved it! They've lived with this their whole lives: being compared to a more successful (even if obscure) relative.

  • Go ADHD Go!
    Go ADHD Go! 11 days ago

    0:39 “He walked it off.”
    Possibly the funniest thing I’ve heard in about forever.

  • Christopher Delaney
    Christopher Delaney 11 days ago

    I now must own a shirt with the image of a violin made from an orange peel. Funniest random mashup I've heard in years... Keep it up! You are a bright spot in a weary, uncertain world. Thank you for keeping us laughing!

  • The Big Happy.
    The Big Happy. 19 days ago +1076

    I have a comparing joke for Steven’s dad to use:
    “Your cousin can play Xbox, PlayStation and PC at the same time! You can’t even play Average at Mathematics!”

    • Miranda Andrews
      Miranda Andrews 18 days ago

      This is a beautiful comment. I hug you and your comment 😃😃

    • Jonas Frauenstein
      Jonas Frauenstein 19 days ago

      @Steven He i totally imagined that as Kowalski from the Penguins from Madagascar, so reliable 🤣

    • Kodd is Epic
      Kodd is Epic 19 days ago

      Nah, they get the names wrong.
      X-cube, playboy, and computer

    • Monke Roblox
      Monke Roblox 19 days ago

      @Gray Man 🅥 the ad saved me lol

    • MC the obey me bunny
      MC the obey me bunny 19 days ago

      Yesss

  • Brekdak Banchamek
    Brekdak Banchamek 10 days ago

    God The Accuracy of Steven He Here is Off the Charts!!! Congrats man!!🤣

  • ♡ SasuNaru.Princess ♡

    Man, this Timmy sounds like an awesome little boy. I bet, he must be super popular with 9 year old girls.
    😂😂😂

  • Gamer Pikachu :D
    Gamer Pikachu :D 8 days ago

    Steven : *inhales *
    Steven's Dad : *make a entire argument about Timmy being nine and a professional at everything *