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  • Published on Jun 25, 2017
  • The Nostalgia Critic reviews 1986's Care Bears movie - A New Generation.
    Originally aired on January 25th, 2011.
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  • Channel Awesome
    Channel Awesome  Year ago +573

    Sequel month is pain. Finally got this classic Nostalgia Critic back up!
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    • Rachael Curran
      Rachael Curran 3 months ago

      goosebumps

    • Doctor Cthulhu
      Doctor Cthulhu 6 months ago

      I thought you would have touched on the subject of furries in this video.
      The 80s-90s are full of (non-sexual in this case) attempts to normalize anthropomorphic animals, living and having relationships with people. From roger rabbit, to those cat-people cartoons, to gargoyle’s Goliath having a human girlfriend, to Lola Bunny in Space Jam, to ALL the anime on the subject. It seemed like implanting the message in kids, that this kind of relationship was normal.

    • Rainbow Racer studios
      Rainbow Racer studios 7 months ago

      Channel Awesome I'm glad you survived this monstrosity

    • random user
      random user 11 months ago

      Channel Awesome which song do you like best? stick's lulabye from sonic boom or the care bears song

    • Sideshow Mo
      Sideshow Mo 11 months ago

      Wait, wasn't the bad guy in Ghostrider called Darkheart?

  • Neutronium Ranger
    Neutronium Ranger 15 hours ago

    The Critics pain brings me joy mwa hahahahaha

  • Adam Hawksley
    Adam Hawksley Day ago

    For some reason, the combination of animation and music for that intro always cracks me up. XD

  • Chaise?
    Chaise? 3 days ago

    this comment section is cursed

  • Aurora D Sem
    Aurora D Sem 10 days ago

    Lol when I watched this as a kid, I had a crush on Dark Heart. I'm pretty sure he was my first animated crush

  • Ian G.
    Ian G. 13 days ago

    I know this moving is kinda shitty but I’ve got a soft spot for it. This was my childhood. I had the VHS tape and would watch it all the time.

  • Paige Parrish
    Paige Parrish 16 days ago

    The devil got an upgrade over the years.

  • Ruttab Ahmed
    Ruttab Ahmed 19 days ago

    Its so cheesy im making grilled cheese out of it

  • Vick KnewZeus
    Vick KnewZeus 19 days ago

    Taste the holy rainbow 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • AiDeN KiNg inc.
    AiDeN KiNg inc. 26 days ago

    We’re all thinking and I’m just gonna say, is he mentally ok because he looks like he’s on the verge of climaxing

  • The better creepersbeware67

    *Malcom walks in*
    What did you say bitch

  • tompraeger
    tompraeger Month ago

    Don't compare the best "Star Trek"-Show with this awful mess!

  • Snaketooth 09
    Snaketooth 09 Month ago

    13:34 She not just stupid, she's selfish.

  • Snaketooth 09
    Snaketooth 09 Month ago

    I laughed at the "except that one" line!

  • Ieago
    Ieago Month ago

    Carehalla, where the star-god slumbers and waits for the day when the sea-dragon shall attack the ship full of orphans.

  • Larry Hughes
    Larry Hughes Month ago

    funny

  • Justin Mohns
    Justin Mohns Month ago

    @ Nostalgia Critic - You are the reason that the good (subjectively) care-bears movies aren't available on torrent and this one is available in several versions. As a result, you've gathered the darkest parts of the internet's denizens with their inappropriate comments and horrible thoughts. Not your fault, but talking about gross furry stuff attracts gross furry stinky fans.

  • SilverX UmbreonX
    SilverX UmbreonX Month ago

    I watched this with subtitles on and got a kick out of it.

  • Autism Robotrix
    Autism Robotrix Month ago +1

    This came out on my grandma's birthday

  • cheezemonkeyeater
    cheezemonkeyeater Month ago

    I got it. They were selling baby Care Bear toys that year and needed to advertise them. That's why this movie is the way it is.

  • GamerFromJump
    GamerFromJump Month ago

    19:47 - “More abortions.”
    What, is he running for chairman of the DNC?

  • Apollo Fox
    Apollo Fox Month ago +1

    Still a better love story than twilight.

  • L Gaines
    L Gaines Month ago

    Here’s what I think should happen about the Care Bears and the Care Bear Cousins: BURN THEM!! BURN THEM WITH FIRE!!!

  • Miguel Sanchez
    Miguel Sanchez Month ago

    Pencil sharpeners are evil.
    *Chucky* und Casper thought me that!

  • Sabrina Nelson
    Sabrina Nelson 2 months ago

    Frodo as a porcipine is to pure for this world

  • Astro Wolvez
    Astro Wolvez 2 months ago

    And yet he didn't use a disappearing bears joke in country bears!

  • Legendary Fella
    Legendary Fella 2 months ago

    14:40 lord of evil everyone kind of easy to defeat

  • Vina Kahtri
    Vina Kahtri 2 months ago

    I remember watching this movie when I was 5 and I still love it

  • ExplorerDS6789
    ExplorerDS6789 2 months ago

    Hey, @ChannelAwesome, when will you reupload Care Bears in Wonderland?

  • 03bgood
    03bgood 2 months ago

    Remember watching this a lot, when I was like only 6 or 7 years old, with my sister at our uncle's old house (which was demolished years ago) it sure hasn't aged well, that's for sure.

  • I am a Unicorn
    I am a Unicorn 2 months ago

    "The girl is like the fetus and the care bears are like the scalpel..." wait no I want to hear the complete connection!

  • Ariel Smith
    Ariel Smith 2 months ago

    I really love this review. Its where I learned that BennetttheSage existed :D

  • APOLLOROCK3R
    APOLLOROCK3R 2 months ago

    1:13 It's funny he made a Star Trek reference in this review when the next theme after Sequel Month was Star Trek Month. XD

  • Julie Porter
    Julie Porter 2 months ago

    I like the origin story that I had for Dark Heart in a fic that he was the son of No Heart (from the series) and the Evil Spirit (from the first movie) and yes I shipped him and Christy. (I believe there was an allusion that Nicholas and Kim were shipped as well.)
    Fun Fact: If you ever saw the MST3K episode Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, the guy who played the voices of the Dark Heart and Nicholas is the bratty kid in that who switches the color tags. ("Is it sexy?")
    Of course Cree Summer had a prolific career as a voice over actress who was in Gargoyles, Atlantis, and various others and Tender Heart was played by Billie Mae Richards who played Rudolph.
    Oh and I hate to be that girl but Christy mentioned earlier that she was a marble champ even before she met Dark Heart it was the only thing she was good at so yes she knew it would work.

  • Stroopis
    Stroopis 2 months ago

    I CARE VERY LITTLE!!!

  • Mars Productions
    Mars Productions 2 months ago

    Wasn’t malcoum the devil

  • SimplyLily Animations
    SimplyLily Animations 2 months ago

    You should watch Care Bears: Journey to Joke-A-Lot. I grew up watching this movie and looking back on it... it’s super weird... and I really mean super weird

  • DarkAlex1978
    DarkAlex1978 2 months ago +2

    "I'm a real boy.... Yuppeeee!" Yeah, a real boy without any family or relatives, without a home, without any money, even without an identity and without the powers that always kept yourself safe from any danger. Yeah sure... Yuppeee, motherfucker....XD

  • Juan Manuel Penaloza
    Juan Manuel Penaloza 2 months ago

    Why do I actually remember this shit?

  • Ranel Gallardo
    Ranel Gallardo 2 months ago

    That girl who wants to be the “Camp Champ” wants to be a politician

  • jade studios
    jade studios 2 months ago

    T I M E F O R A G A M E O F D I S S A P E A R I N G B E A R S

  • yamiswife101
    yamiswife101 2 months ago

    Did you know there’s care bear fanfiction?

  • Explosive Planter
    Explosive Planter 2 months ago

    My favorite part of the video is:"Time bomb set.Escape immediatley"

  • TPS Platinum
    TPS Platinum 2 months ago

    Seriously, who cares?

  • Drake M
    Drake M 3 months ago

    13:13

  • Erif The fox
    Erif The fox 3 months ago

    Who was the better devil. Answer below

  • Miss Mangas
    Miss Mangas 3 months ago

    This is one of my favorites old reviews ever! Daaaaaaaaaaaark heeeeeeaaaaart is such a funny weird guy and his dragon form is cool too X) The story is super disturbing with the deal Cristie made with him just so she can be good at sports, geez that's a lame goal. The Care bears are pretty dumb to trust a random boy who is there to repair their machine honestly. Also, the new bears are not as likable as Brave Heart and the others.
    '' I believe in Santa Christ! '' is one of my favorites quotes in this video, it's comedy gold! I like it a lot :)

  • Canadian Gamer
    Canadian Gamer 3 months ago

    Isn't Malcom the Devil?

  • MephProduction
    MephProduction 3 months ago

    The films says the cubs were all orphans, it all so says the 'Cousins' ended up growing up in the forest which is where they are found in the first film. So it seems some of this film (when dark heart returns to claim his favor) the events from the first film have now taking place. Which makes sense those cubs grew up during that year and those kids are clearing returning to summer camp. see, perfect sense.

  • lucky luke1983
    lucky luke1983 3 months ago

    These films retcon more times then i take a piss for my whole life.

  • lucky luke1983
    lucky luke1983 3 months ago

    How is Thomas season 8-15 have better writing then this bulshit.

  • Brian Guillemette
    Brian Guillemette 3 months ago

    www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet

  • Kellie Carmichael
    Kellie Carmichael 3 months ago

    "Help me, care bears!"
    "We can't! It would take more love and caring than even we have."
    That is legitimately the most stone-cold Fuck You I've ever heard

  • Intermezzo
    Intermezzo 3 months ago

    I still have the VHS tape of this movie from when I was a kid. 😊

  • Christopher Kelly
    Christopher Kelly 3 months ago

    Looks like the moon pie logo.

  • Basketbomber Slackingson

    I know the devil hasn’t been properly down yet in NC but still
    This was the original devil, he got retconned for a guy in a fedora with a daughter obsessed with cute stuff

  • TV JoshTron
    TV JoshTron 3 months ago +1

    *TASTE THE HOLY RAINBOW OF AWESOMENESS MOTHER FUCKER*

  • Moonlight Wolf
    Moonlight Wolf 3 months ago +1

    Robo tech theme song!!!!!!!

  • hijhiysonikku
    hijhiysonikku 3 months ago

    That Metroid sequence was beautiful

  • Lachlan Lord of All Things Crispy

    I have to remind myself that it was 2011 and twilight memes were still “believed to be” funny

  • Krystyna Doran
    Krystyna Doran 3 months ago

    God I loved this movie as a kid lmao. My little brother and I watched the first and second Care Bear movies so much my parents told us years later they were SICK of hearing "I CARE!" every day.

  • OssoMysteriOsso [but you can call me Osso]

    2016: Time for a game of disappearing celebrities

  • OssoMysteriOsso [but you can call me Osso]

    Christy is cute though

  • Dragonlord the king of dragons

    That's odd because witches don't live forever

  • sans
    sans 4 months ago

    I thought the villains name was darkcon, as in valtrons emeny

  • Jake Kong
    Jake Kong 4 months ago

    Do Pinocchio!

  • Zenako
    Zenako 4 months ago +1

    ok im drunk so ill explain the care bears lore.
    Basically trueheart and nobleheart rescue these cubs from dearkheart (why he had them is never explained). Thats the reason the great wishing star made trueheart and nobleheart the care bears (the first ones btw). and thats why hes chasing them, because they stole the cubs.
    But even IF the movie explained that, it would still suck

  • Jeremiah Noar
    Jeremiah Noar 4 months ago

    I swore that this movie was just a fever dream when I was young.

  • Willow Wisp
    Willow Wisp 4 months ago

    19:21 You want to know what would have been the absolute BEST dick move? If the filmmakers decided to have the child die.
    "Whelp, that sucks. Guess you didn't care enough kids."

  • lemon milk
    lemon milk 4 months ago

    “God has you Care Bears, taste the holy rainbow awesomeness mother fuckers, taste the holy rainbow of awesomeness” I FUCKING SNORTED SKSKSKS

  • Adrian Perez
    Adrian Perez 4 months ago

    Wait, what happen to the clip talking about the ending?

  • Blake Jordan
    Blake Jordan 4 months ago

    **AHURRR!**

  • Strange_ 0ne
    Strange_ 0ne 4 months ago

    tImE f0r a gAm3 oF DlsapEarlng ßeaRs


    EeHaH 🥚 BUCKOK

  • Noble Mattox
    Noble Mattox 4 months ago

    0:11 What music is that?

  • Angry Pacifist
    Angry Pacifist 4 months ago +2

    I thought Malcolm was the devil. Actually this guy does a really good job.

  • joy bergemann
    joy bergemann 4 months ago

    Abortion is murder.

  • Captain Moz
    Captain Moz 5 months ago

    D A A A A A A A R K H A A A A A A R T sounds like a edgy kid's warrior cats OC.

  • Captain Moz
    Captain Moz 5 months ago

    *TIME FOR A GAME OF DISAPPEARING BEARS*

  • Captain Moz
    Captain Moz 5 months ago +1

    I still quote "YOUR SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!" to this day.

  • Captain Moz
    Captain Moz 5 months ago

    Darkheart's human form is actually kind of cute.

  • Captain Moz
    Captain Moz 5 months ago

    C A M P C H A M P

  • Captain Moz
    Captain Moz 5 months ago +2

    Sauron is best pencil sharpener .

  • phoenixfriend
    phoenixfriend 5 months ago

    I think they just decided to rewrite the Care Bears' origin story to kick off the new TV series, which sticks to what this movie sets up. This version of where they came from overrules the story of how they met the cousins in the first movie. Yes it's sloppy but this was before the internet started holding children's movies to a higher standard of continuity. Movie makers probably didn't even realise that little kids are smart enough to notice or care about this stuff.

  • Klavice Gavin
    Klavice Gavin 5 months ago

    Did Nostalgia Critic just talk about furry reproduction aka Bear on Horse action? I think he's now my personal hero. As if he wasn't already for his The Room review.
    Also DAAAAAAHRK HEEAAAAAART and Sage as The Devil was amazing. Overall my favourite sequel month review and an underrated gem of a review.
    I'll admit I saw Christie grown up, now the Camp Councilor, when I was younger and that was the day when my innocence was lost.

  • Crisdean Mackinnon
    Crisdean Mackinnon 5 months ago +1

    I miss the old NC videos

  • Dancejeweled Pro
    Dancejeweled Pro 5 months ago

    Nostalgic Critc: Dark Heart! In a evil voice 13:12, 13:47, 14:16, 14:41, 15:21, 16:21
    Why a new generation❓3:29
    Christine dream is annoying 5:50
    Realize in First Movie 🎥 8:47
    Disappearing Bears ❤️ 11:29

  • Aidan Filson
    Aidan Filson 5 months ago

    you kind of just have to accept each care bears movie and tv series are their own parallel universe XD

  • James Lightson
    James Lightson 5 months ago

    I remember something from one of the care bear movies, something with a lighthouse
    Now I will bury this memory in the pits of hell

  • Lopez Animation Inc
    Lopez Animation Inc 5 months ago

    DON’T WORRY I’ll SAVE YOU!!!

  • Malaysha Morgan
    Malaysha Morgan 5 months ago

    Don’t lie. Raise your hands if dark heart was your 90s crush?

  • Jonathan Drake
    Jonathan Drake 5 months ago +1

    Oh dear god I didn’t even recognize this movie until the 18:00 mark curse me and my sister when we where young!

  • Foxx
    Foxx 5 months ago

    I think from what I can tell from Dark Heart, he’s some sort of shape shifting dark cloud

  • warhammernerd52
    warhammernerd52 5 months ago +1

    20:17-20:42 still the most amusing thing after all these years

  • Nicholas Snyder
    Nicholas Snyder 6 months ago +1

    The origins of DARKHEART!

  • deni leville
    deni leville 6 months ago +1

    I loved this movie as a kid. For an admittedly dumb reason, but my deadname is kristi and so is the main character so 5 year old me was like !!!!!

  • Bubba
    Bubba 6 months ago

    Care Bears = Pure Nightmare fuel...

  • Kiwi Brainstorm
    Kiwi Brainstorm 6 months ago

    Why was DARK HEARRRTTT so damn gay wtf