Best of the Worst: Pocket Ninjas, Cyclone, and Dangerous Men

  • Published on Jun 21, 2016
    Put on your sweatpants and prepare a pot of coffee because this is gonna be a long night! The gang watches two of the most baffling, nonsensical movies they've ever watched with Pocket Ninjas and Dangerous Men. Cyclone's in there too.
  • EntertainmentEntertainment

Comments • 2 088

  • Jay Ess
    Jay Ess 3 hours ago

    Cyclone "not Rutger Hauer" is Dar Robinson of Sharkey's machine and lethal weapon fame. God of stuntmen.

  • Anonymous Anomoly
    Anonymous Anomoly 22 hours ago +1

    Man, that Zadar guy needs to quit eating live hornets.

  • Gabe Moreland
    Gabe Moreland 3 days ago

    I just watched troll 2 tonight. Oh my god what is wrong with that film maker. Why is every actor terrible. Oh my god I think I lost some brain cells

    • Samurai Jack
      Samurai Jack 3 days ago

      Gabe Moreland don't watch botw shit films alone.. you'll go mad.. watch with (drunk) friends

  • BolinFoto
    BolinFoto 9 days ago

    Dangerous Men took 21 years longer to make than it took to finish the Hoover dam.....

  • eugnot deit
    eugnot deit 11 days ago

    29:59 isnt that the vampire assassin, aka "karate dad" aka "dull blade", aka Ron Hall

  • M T
    M T 11 days ago

    Wow, Wizard nailed it with the "toe jam and earl" funk music. The two are very similar.

  • Vinny Giannuzzi
    Vinny Giannuzzi 14 days ago

    I honestly want more movies in the Dangerous Men cinematic universe.

  • Zetetik -
    Zetetik - 16 days ago

    1:17:20 Rich - Rocking his very own *black tank top*

    DeHart / Breen would be proud!

  • FPSchazly
    FPSchazly 17 days ago

    that song will haunt my nightmares

  • MDYT
    MDYT 19 days ago

    True story: my aunt took my family to the premiere of Dangerous Men in Beverly Hills. 30 minutes in I was so embarrassed to be there I walked out. I was ten.

  • Laura Kirwan
    Laura Kirwan 20 days ago

    Watch out! She's gotta but knife!!

  • Crazy56U
    Crazy56U Month ago +2

    The hard cut to Jay screaming "WAIT, NO, WHAT?!" is a mood.

  • Ethan Latinum
    Ethan Latinum Month ago


  • Jerry Shugars
    Jerry Shugars Month ago

    Not Rutger Hauer was stunt man Dar Robinson. Which explains why the action scenes were much better than an average B movie. This was one of his final films.

  • KillDeer
    KillDeer Month ago +1

    Is it Ironic that Jay says there is a filmmaking lesson after theres an editing mistake in the episode (not the movie) where they play the same audio twice?

  • Andy Hughes
    Andy Hughes Month ago

    Rich Evans has the best laugh.

  • albino shamrock
    albino shamrock Month ago

    When you spend some time watching truly shitty movies, it helps you appreciate the stuff that isn't a total dumpster fire.

  • MrPooPooJohn
    MrPooPooJohn Month ago

    What do you want me to do? Sit on my thumbs and _wiggle_ my toes?

  • Fitz Hugh
    Fitz Hugh Month ago

    29:59 that's vampire assassin!!!!!!!

  • Logan Schmidt
    Logan Schmidt Month ago

    I have to wonder if their experience would have been different if they'd watched the Universal version of Pocket Ninjas. They did say that they wanted to watch the worst version.

  • Ehkoh
    Ehkoh Month ago

    Was that Vampire Assassin in the VR Fight?

  • Carlos Alatorre
    Carlos Alatorre Month ago +1

    Riches laughs always crack me up holy shit

  • Sputnik
    Sputnik Month ago +2

    I shared Richs disappointment when I realized Pocket Ninjas wasn't a bunch of midgets in ninja costumes

  • Autoerotic Asphyxia

    Did John Rad have an editing credit on "Pocket Ninjas"?

  • Butt Munchly
    Butt Munchly Month ago +2

    It took 26 years for them to get John Rad to stop filming.

  • Nigel West Dickens
    Nigel West Dickens 2 months ago +2

    29:56 is that the guy from Vampire Assassin?

  • Dustin Gibson
    Dustin Gibson 2 months ago

    Am I the only one who thought the short kid was Johnny Galecki for most of the synopsis of "Pocket Ninjas"?

  • unfa
    unfa 2 months ago

    1:07:04 - The director filmed one scene every year, and once he forgot that he already shot that scene, so he got it twice, but in different locations and it all stayed in.

  • unfa
    unfa 2 months ago

    13:55 "I feel something... Did you wash your ass, master?"

  • Frondy
    Frondy 2 months ago +2

    30:19 is that Dull Blade?

  • Connor Birch
    Connor Birch 2 months ago

    Nobody is going to talk about the fact that Ronald Reagan’s son was in cyclone?? 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • resplndnt
    resplndnt 2 months ago

    I hope john rad’s daughter hates him for steeling and destroying her car

  • Jakeonkuningas
    Jakeonkuningas 2 months ago

    I think I could just watch Rich/Mike destroy movies for a whole week. And then repeat. Till I die from diabetes/alcoholism.

  • Corey Holt
    Corey Holt 2 months ago

    "cobra kahn"
    gee, I wonder where they got the idea for that name....

  • SomePoorSap
    SomePoorSap 2 months ago

    53:47 Censor oopsie

  • Julia Stjörnu
    Julia Stjörnu 2 months ago

    1.5M views? Break the damn TV.

  • shallendor
    shallendor 2 months ago

    What a Shaqing start to the episode.

  • Graham Meyer
    Graham Meyer 2 months ago

    A cameo by Karl Lagerfeld at 41:38

  • Oda Swifteye
    Oda Swifteye 2 months ago

    I like how they chose the worse version of Pocket Ninjas and got more than what they bargained for.

  • Darth Malgus
    Darth Malgus 2 months ago

    The guy on the motorcycle looked like Ben Shapiro.

  • RedRibbonDeoxys 2
    RedRibbonDeoxys 2 2 months ago

    ¥300,000 was spent on Pocket Ninjas.«§»❶❷❸❹❺❻❼❽❾

  • TonyBravoTSD
    TonyBravoTSD 2 months ago

    Did Jay ever get a response on Twitter?

  • Spit Dragon
    Spit Dragon 2 months ago

    "It's because they have attitudes"
    Thumbs up if you get it :)

  • Edward
    Edward 2 months ago

    There's a fucking ghost @1:12 behind the door

  • jack smith
    jack smith 2 months ago


  • Gnomebitten
    Gnomebitten 2 months ago

    Things I spotted: the video game character in Pocket Ninjas that fights Robert Zdar is Karate Dad from Vampire Assassin

  • Bobby Cox
    Bobby Cox 2 months ago

    Scientist man!

  • Half Moon Fox
    Half Moon Fox 2 months ago

    I wish Stan Lee in a cowboy hat would show up in the last 5 minutes of every movie to arrest the bad guy.

  • Völsung
    Völsung 2 months ago

    I love the episodes where Mike isn't on but Rich Evans is because its like Rich Evans is released from his cage

  • thejunksynchronhero
    thejunksynchronhero 3 months ago

    Who is the girl in pocket ninjas? I swear I've seen her somewhere else.

  • Adam Buchanan
    Adam Buchanan 3 months ago

    The Dangerous Men music loop follows me whenever I go outside.

  • Martin Bergqvist
    Martin Bergqvist 3 months ago

    So I’m watching this and then I go to turn on the TV. And on the tv, that 3 Ninjas movie with Hulk Hogan plays. Pretty neat.

  • powerpc127
    powerpc127 3 months ago

    Rich's clothing was terrifying. I cannot believe he would be a Sox fan...

  • Finn Haverkamp
    Finn Haverkamp 3 months ago

    I like the song at 36:45

  • Finn Haverkamp
    Finn Haverkamp 3 months ago

    "The movie is like a cup game." That's a really good analogy.

  • Josh Sessler
    Josh Sessler 3 months ago

    was that toejam and earl music while Josh was throwing the video away?

  • John Schiavone
    John Schiavone 3 months ago +1

    Rich erupting into a one-man riot is one of the most amazing things I've ever seen in my life. I'm in pain from laughing too hard.

  • Elco Reano
    Elco Reano 3 months ago

    the tv should be behind plexi-glas so you can REALLY throw things at it.

  • Becca Sertic
    Becca Sertic 3 months ago +4

    God bless whoever made that shirt for Rich.

  • Matthew Rutter
    Matthew Rutter 3 months ago

    Watch Kazam. Make Rich's wish come true.

  • Dreimar
    Dreimar 3 months ago

    RICH ! Italy Love you anyway!!
    BTW John Rad < Neil Breen.
    (no ballsack, no competition)

  • bryon jackson
    bryon jackson 3 months ago

    Wow watching Zdar's uni-jowl vibrate is quite mesmerizing.

  • Logan Jorgensen
    Logan Jorgensen 3 months ago +1

    Pocket Ninja Trivia: Directed by Donald G. Jackson who made Hell Comes to Frogtown starring former wrestler Roddy Piper. Donald eventually met Scott Shaw, did a bunch of drugs together, and then made some of the worst films imaginable. Scott has tried to sue critics from ever reviewing his products of "Zen film making" which amounts to never using a script and also using real bullets because blanks jam up the guns. Brad Bufanda the smallest Pocket Ninja went on to much better projects but still killed himself in 2017 by leaping off the apartment where he lived.

  • stephen hawkins
    stephen hawkins 3 months ago +1

    I've watched this eps probably 3 times now and I swear the simple fact that 3 ninjas (pocket) couldn't even have an actual game in that gameboy shot... makes me really want to cry..

  • 1UpJumpman
    1UpJumpman 4 months ago

    Fucking incredible episode

  • Marmy
    Marmy 4 months ago

    I like watching Rich slowly -wrecking- disorganizing a room.

  • White Crane
    White Crane 4 months ago

    ...what is Rich wearing?!? 😂😂😂

  • Vertigoat
    Vertigoat 4 months ago

    Jack throws EXACTLY like I thought he would.

  • attractdistract
    attractdistract 4 months ago +1

    Rich going "I have so much hate" is wonderful

  • Adiaha Alexander
    Adiaha Alexander 4 months ago

    I'm impressed with Rich's ability to tear a room up without actually tearing a room up.

  • WhosWho Productions
    WhosWho Productions 4 months ago

    At 43:10 , is that the broken station wagon as a background car in the chase scene?

  • SuperChillMurray
    SuperChillMurray 4 months ago

    Please do Pocket Ninjas 2

  • Skatch
    Skatch 4 months ago

    Was the black fighter in the game against Robert Z'dar the main guy from Vampire Assassin?

  • Detective Bonghits
    Detective Bonghits 4 months ago +2

    "I need to see insanity before I'm convinced" cut to rich evans tossing furniture while viewing the movie. Fuck that kills me

  • Bunsen the R-Unit
    Bunsen the R-Unit 4 months ago

    Best of the Worst Ep 41: Jack Wears Shorts

  • Josh Friedman
    Josh Friedman 4 months ago +1

    I just saw Dangerous Men and still have no idea what it was supposed to be about.

  • Geo
    Geo 4 months ago +2

    You guys are alright, yea.

  • 0MrFreckles0
    0MrFreckles0 4 months ago

    58:45 craziest plot twist in history

  • On Location Kats 2 Reviews and Fan Films (weirdkitty07)

    Cyclone is clearly borrowing from Macross/Robotech the New Generation, Space Climber, Akira, and other shows. But Jeffrey Coombs!

  • On Location Kats 2 Reviews and Fan Films (weirdkitty07)

    The coupon gag is actually clever, even if the ninja movie isn't.

  • Rus Block
    Rus Block 5 months ago

    novak is not slovak

  • Rus Block
    Rus Block 5 months ago

    yeah...those ninja kids LOVE lydia lunch...

  • Willy Beamish
    Willy Beamish 5 months ago +1

    Fact: old people hate Starbucks

  • Noah Cootz
    Noah Cootz 5 months ago +2

    Shaq now belongs to Lake superior

  • benfrombelow
    benfrombelow 5 months ago +1

    I bet Heather Thomas still looks good in a bikini

  • Mikko Viinikka
    Mikko Viinikka 5 months ago +7

    Best ever reaction from Jay when Dangerous Men ends: "What happened to the woman!? What happened to the man!?"
    These are the existential questions we must all ask of ourselves.

  • Matthew Snyder
    Matthew Snyder 5 months ago

    17:34 - Coming on the heels of that transcendent section of fart quiffs, how can Jack not pronounce bequeath as "bequeef" SMDH.

  • Elliott Winter
    Elliott Winter 5 months ago

    29:59 The guy doing kung fu is the Vampire Assassin!!!

  • Smash Er
    Smash Er 5 months ago +1

    Cyclone looks like a Brittany spears and Courtney thorne smith had a kid.

  • jravee
    jravee 5 months ago


  • Siegfried Popper
    Siegfried Popper 5 months ago +1

    Holy shit.
    This is first time i see this episode.

  • Ian Weigand
    Ian Weigand 5 months ago +18

    The black guy in the virtual reality game is Ron Hall from Vampire Assassin, just noticed that

    • Douglas Jorgensen
      Douglas Jorgensen Month ago +3

      I guess that's why Mike couldn't be in this episode. He would have lost all sense and reason, ranting about the greatness of POCKET NINJAS.

  • OneBagTravel
    OneBagTravel 5 months ago

    I love that shitty bass line & Clint Coo-Coo.

  • Adiaha Alexander
    Adiaha Alexander 5 months ago +3

    The Cyclone movie can someone tell me who the thick woman was? The one they were jokingly calling a man. At first I thought it was Joanna Cassidy (Bladerunner, Who framed Roger Rabbit, Don't tell mom the babysitters dead) but I looked it up and that's not her. Theres a woman named Martine Beswick on the IMDb page but she looks *nothing* like the woman in the movie. Am I just mistaken?

  • Adiaha Alexander
    Adiaha Alexander 5 months ago +12

    Watching Rich lose his shit and start flipping tables was the funniest thing I've seen in forever!!!

  • WreckingWood
    WreckingWood 5 months ago

    22:51 Rich Evans throws his hat down in utter frustration. XD

  • ThrillingWonderLLC
    ThrillingWonderLLC 5 months ago

    Looks like Jay hadn't quite finished "sobbering up" when he edited this episode.

  • Jelly Neck
    Jelly Neck 5 months ago

    Bravo Rich Evans! Great fight scene at the end.

  • Andrew Stage
    Andrew Stage 5 months ago

    29:25 "foreshadowing" said with the perfect amount of irony

  • Blag Cog
    Blag Cog 5 months ago +3

    The movie should have been called "From Rape-Victim to Murder-Whore" 😂😂😂