Every Waiter Ever

  • You hear that? That's the sound of your server preparing to sing "Happy Birthday" for the 17th time tonight. This is EVERY WAITER EVER!
    Punch that bell icon so you'll know when we add a new episode!
    Damien Haas // damienhaas
    Shayne Topp // shaynetopp
    Courtney Miller // co_mill
    Ian Hecox // ianhecox
    Jacklyn Uweh // blkjack76
    Rachel Jenkins // rachelj7790
    Director: Ryan Todd
    Writer: Monica Vasandani, Kurt Maloney, Lorraine DeGraffenreidt, and Patrick McDonald & Ryan Finnerty
    Executive Producer: Ryan Todd
    Production Manager: Margo McHugh
    1st AD: Eddie Vigil V
    DP: Jonathan Na
    Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
    1st AC: Jacqi Jones
    DIT: Matt Duran
    DIT: Brian Rosenthal
    Art Director: Cassie Vance
    Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
    Set Decorator: Tayler Nicholson
    Set Dresser: Sam Valladres
    Props & Stage Coordinator: David Hill
    Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
    Script Supervisor: Merina Seidel
    Hair & Makeup Department Head: Rachel Jenkins
    Wardrobe: Lena Frostestad
    Gaffer: Nick Giomuso
    Best Boy Grip: Dustin Bloodgood
    Grip: Angelique Costanza
    Key PA: Austin Barrett
    PA: Patrick Polsin
    PA: Sarah Davis
    PA: Samuel Kaufman
    Editor: Mike Small
    Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
    GFX: Brittany Metz
    Content Manager: Kiana Parker
    IT/Equipment Manager: Tim Baker
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Comments • 80

  • AYX AYo
    AYX AYo 18 hours ago +1


  • Alora Nygren
    Alora Nygren Day ago +1

    i came for the good video, stayed for damien’s singing

  • CuteCupcake Queens

    Can someone please tell me why it looks like there is 4 flags not 3?

  • Cynthia Joseph
    Cynthia Joseph Day ago

    This was uploaded on my 14th birthday. How cool!

  • Gabsterish Mtz
    Gabsterish Mtz Day ago

    Is that waxer Rachel?!?!!?!

  • Its Ben
    Its Ben Day ago

    As a singing I’ll let you know that Damian’s happy birthday was great

  • Dog Sis
    Dog Sis Day ago


  • Sian ROWLAND
    Sian ROWLAND Day ago

    Do a every every blank ever ever

  • Matthew Kreft
    Matthew Kreft 2 days ago

    Damn Damien can sing

  • koko
    koko 2 days ago

    route 66? as in overwatch? or it could be a coincidence, but i think not

  • R a i n y D a y s
    R a i n y D a y s 2 days ago

    Damiem is coming for you Beyonce

  • Andrew Klager
    Andrew Klager 2 days ago

    the bloopers are always the best part

    CRAZYFUNGAMEING 3 days ago

    To be honest if Daimin(sorry if I spelt it wrong)sang happy birthday to me like that, I would be thankful! πŸ˜‚ Me and him are like the same! We have a good voice!!!! By the way he is a good actor and when I saw the bloopers of him trying to act like he feel back and when he was singing and said β€œI just wanted to get the fork and stab your hand” killed me! Sorry for the long comment☺️! Please read it and read it for a TheXvid video!

  • McKenna Miller
    McKenna Miller 3 days ago

    π·π‘Žπ‘šπ‘–π‘’π‘› 𝑖𝑠 π‘Žπ‘π‘‘π‘’π‘Žπ‘™π‘™π‘¦ π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘Žπ‘™π‘™π‘¦ π‘”π‘œπ‘œπ‘‘ π‘Žπ‘‘ 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔

  • Maddalena Oasis
    Maddalena Oasis 3 days ago

    Yo i work a sonic
    We don’t do roller blade anymore

  • Delta Sans
    Delta Sans 3 days ago

    I would have slapped Damien across the fucking face when he started clapping
    Violent I know, too much yeah but I’m an impatient person with 0 tolerance for crap like that

  • ur girlfriend look like my mom

    7:21 πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’€

    MIEKE BENDOLPH 3 days ago

    whos the new girl I love her

  • Hi Me
    Hi Me 3 days ago

    Damien killed it with the sound β€β€πŸ˜‚

  • Unus Annus ScreenCaps

    Damien saying how he went to pick up the fork so he could stab shaynes hand is me, at my OCD, about my own hand

  • Erik-David Bartos
    Erik-David Bartos 3 days ago

    Please never stop beeing you Damien!:D

  • Hi itsDora
    Hi itsDora 3 days ago

    omg Damien's voice is just wow

  • Lena al-shabibi
    Lena al-shabibi 4 days ago

    They Really called Trent out

  • Firey Playz
    Firey Playz 4 days ago

    Dear God when he finishes that song it will be his birthday again

  • Casillas Tan
    Casillas Tan 4 days ago

    Earth sweat and Ice chunks sound SOOOOO much better

  • devilishweeaboo
    devilishweeaboo 4 days ago

    i don’t know why i watch some of these because i get physically annoyed by some of these personas lmao

  • preston branch
    preston branch 4 days ago

    Why did he sound so good tho

  • Zeke Baum
    Zeke Baum 4 days ago

    I have that same guitar it's a epiphone les Paul special edition

  • cat lover 8soundtrack

    If you puse on 6:22 and look back you see route 66

  • makenzie Holloway
    makenzie Holloway 4 days ago

    Ok but Damien can sing....

  • Monkeyojacko
    Monkeyojacko 5 days ago

    Ian looks like ford from boneworks

  • Nights Alone
    Nights Alone 5 days ago +1

    Damn Damien, no need to show offπŸ˜³πŸ˜”

  • John Who cares what the name is

    This is how much Damien sang happy birthday

  • HeyItsMeJk 69
    HeyItsMeJk 69 5 days ago +1

    0:00, I’ve been to that restaurant I swear!!

  • Alyssa Villarde
    Alyssa Villarde 5 days ago

    Damien’s voice is so good

  • Trent McIntosh
    Trent McIntosh 6 days ago +1

    My name is Trent

  • brokenspiderwebb
    brokenspiderwebb 6 days ago

    "wash your hands long enough to sing Happy Birthday"

  • Landen Marsh
    Landen Marsh 7 days ago

    Is no one going to talk about how good Damians singing is

  • anentacatMCPE
    anentacatMCPE 7 days ago +4

    β€œAlright we need a singing scene for this video, anyone?”
    Damien: πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘

  • Depression WRLD
    Depression WRLD 7 days ago +1

    Let’s appreciate Damiens singing..🀭😯

  • Cookie Pig
    Cookie Pig 7 days ago

    I’m a little girl..,on time this waiter snatched a menu outta my hands she over heard my mom say my name

    her dead daughter had the same name as me.......

  • Unicorn Minion Chicken Nugget

    You can't watch this and tell me Damien couldn't be on The Voice, like dang

  • Jacob Orcutt
    Jacob Orcutt 7 days ago

    Damien has some vocals

  • Rose Sister
    Rose Sister 8 days ago +2

    "Alright so your gonna catch these HaaannddSsA"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    TZO_SUBS S 8 days ago

    Yo my name is Trent

  • Ehaan Butt
    Ehaan Butt 8 days ago

    this one of the best 'every video' videos they have made lol

  • brooklyn dixon
    brooklyn dixon 8 days ago

    Damien is coming for everyone

  • just another fellow female weeb

    7:21 um kira yoshikage??? A jojo reference?

  • William Hartey
    William Hartey 9 days ago

    I love this because of damien~ sincerely my sistsr

  • Isaac Pipp
    Isaac Pipp 9 days ago

    Ok why is Damien actually super good at singing

  • Aj Abercrombie
    Aj Abercrombie 10 days ago

    Dude in the background at 6:43

  • isisp
    isisp 10 days ago

    these have went from relatable things that happen in everyday life to weird scenarios that are funny but then again they make me worry for the writers

  • Leah Ivey
    Leah Ivey 10 days ago +1

    No one: Damien: hApPyyyyyYYYY BirTHdaYYYyyyy TOOOO YOOOoooooouUUUUUUUUuuuuu

  • d a g b j o r t
    d a g b j o r t 10 days ago

    I got a fucking headache from your singing

  • Bug Power
    Bug Power 10 days ago

    3:33 to 4:00, lets appreciate damiens singing

  • Dark Hunter
    Dark Hunter 10 days ago

    When Damien blew the candle instead of letting Shane do it, that was great.

  • 1k subscribers without an video? ?

    When ur crush says β€œ I don’t like u” 6:17

  • 3 name changes allowed every 90 days

    Legends say Damien is still singing to this day

  • Manny Zozaya
    Manny Zozaya 11 days ago

    Ok, I get the Damian singing bit. He sings for a year straight, then he finds out it's your birthday again, and starts over. That's when you know you're in hell. Or heaven depending on your perspective lol.

  • Macaconda
    Macaconda 11 days ago +1

    Has anyone ever got that magneium ice creamnad when it says made to be broken. Me: well hmmmm sounds familiar..

    My heart: yeah i know

  • Weirdo
    Weirdo 11 days ago +1

    Anyone else had no clue that Damien could sing?! Like woooooow hes soooooooooooooooooooo good!!!

  • Maya Bauer
    Maya Bauer 11 days ago +1

    The third scene when Damien and Shayne are fighting over the menu
    And you realize it’s Damien and Shayne
    And your life is suddenly complete

  • M and J Inc.
    M and J Inc. 12 days ago

    Every Superbowl Ever.

  • Raffi Barsoumian
    Raffi Barsoumian 12 days ago

    What about the red flag, what does it do

  • AwakeClient
    AwakeClient 12 days ago +1

    7:32 Welcome to DudePerfect!

  • Kathryn Hand
    Kathryn Hand 12 days ago

    Lmao. I hope you guys.. uhhh..... like.... lube. I'm dying

  • James Willow
    James Willow 12 days ago

    I would like a earth Sweat

  • Amanda iero
    Amanda iero 13 days ago

    𝗑𝗼 π—Ώπ˜‚π˜€π—΅.

  • Emilia Young
    Emilia Young 13 days ago


  • Ryleigh Smith
    Ryleigh Smith 13 days ago

    Shayne was in Sam & Cat In the Seen where Cat is in the "magic box"!

  • Zazie Productions
    Zazie Productions 13 days ago

    That dude at 5:50 can sing lol

  • Bella Sophia
    Bella Sophia 13 days ago +1


  • Matts D awesome
    Matts D awesome 14 days ago +1

    Damien was singing for sooooooooo long and you could see that the others were getting annoyed πŸ˜‚

  • Amber CΓ©rΓ© Γ©lΓ¨ve

    go to americans got talent you good at singing

  • Hannah Aird
    Hannah Aird 14 days ago

    Damn damien has a voice on him!!!

  • Josiah Figueroa
    Josiah Figueroa 15 days ago

    Did they even eat the food because it making me hungry

  • Ethan
    Ethan 15 days ago +1



    Damien is good at singing, didn’t expect that πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€οΈβ€οΈ

  • Sharon Chm
    Sharon Chm 16 days ago

    Damiens song sounds like the perfect song to sing while washing my hands..coronavirus time ):

  • gameboy
    gameboy 16 days ago

    4:12 kinda sounds like lewis capaldi