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You want something REALLY funny, tell someone in this day and age that you DON'T have a phone and see the reactions.
Somehow I managed to survive 3 days with 100% when I went camping 😂
4:50 he’s probably rich enough to have as many chargers as he likes
The facetime thing...skype, video calls, what have you...those are all legit. We are ALL looking at our own faces please don't lie to yourselves hahaahahahah
Really not funny
Chrewbacca at 3:11
I absolutely love how his jokes are not just about race. He is hilarious
His hair.... IT'S ALIVE!!
What a hoot
he is so funny, i split up a mobile number the following way , so 0&&&&& 1%% 3$$ so the number split into three
Has anyone tried calling that number? I feel bad for whomever has that number.In the 80's there was a song called, "867-5309 Jenny". Of course I had to call and ask for Jenny... Repeatedly. 😂 (This was before you could see the # of the person calling you. And I was about 7.)
Why do so many say OH when they should be saying ZERO? This is an O, this is a 0. OH is part of the alphabet, not a damn digit.And why do so many shout over the phone? It's annoying.
cant wait till he comes back to scotland 👍😂😂😂😁😁
You are absolutey brilliant.😊
Actually that’s exactly what I did when I left the house and all my information was in my journal until it got stolen by a cab driver
His hair adds to his character, love it 😅😅😅
Man is a genius!!!!!
I was gonna comment about how the Yorkshire accent was wrong but then realised that’s how I fucking speak. I’m on train, I’m off t’ shop.
What’s with his constant head bobbing, and I wonder how much this Gimp is paid not to be funny?
Zero seven Zero seven seven
STOP THE PLANE!
I have a huge amount of respect for anyone who can walk out on stage and make that many people laugh like crazy. Talent like that isn’t made. It’s born.
The charger thief is at large within my household
I keep the plane tickets because it has my personal details on.I dispose of them all when I get back home.
Love Michael, he is very entertaining !!
"I'm on train!" 7:19
One of my favorite comedians along side Lee Evans and Kevin Bridges.
Why would you give away your phone number to the world 😂😂
That woman should start with stand up 😂
How on earth he is standing at the top of comedy world without anchoring on sex jokes every other second.
I’m watching this on my phone going damn, the guy is so correct
This guy is the best comedian in the world !!!!!!!! I can relate to each and every single thing he is saying !! Who is this genius ?!!?!! I have just discovered him and I’m obsessed !!!!
My phone number also containes three 7's in a row. The struggle is real.
Improvising with my digits😂😂😂
1% Battery 😨 RIP life 😪😂😂😂
lol yes people are panicking when the battery goes lower and lower =D
The pen situation is me, hilariously true!
He's always so relatable
Sooo funny!! I laughed LOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
He is the posh lee evans
I’m Ian that’s actually my dad I know no one will believe me but ya
Clean jokes... Good job!!!
Lol hes reading my mind! I live in America, and everytime i dial my bank...it adds 0011 in front and I and and up calling the uk(I think)...ive done everything hes said...and is it 7-7-7 or triple 7??...and fighting over the car charger with my kid...we actually discuss whose has less life and why we need it more!
Last part is class
Hes gayer then the earth is round
OMG the pen part is SO TRUE!!🤣🤣
I just sat here for about 10 minutes laughing my ass off and working out what my number is in millions thinking how pissed the next person to ask for it is going to be 😂😂😂
He's just isn't funny. Pathetic boring observational crap. Yawn
Not gonna lie I needed this during my last week at college 😂😂
last week at college - YAY!
i can’t imagine saying the words “mobile phone” instead of cellphone in canada & america. you would probably get the ‘what the hell are you saying’ look from everyone and laughs for sure
Amtrak trains check your ticket & put people off the train
Thank you for the laughter
Brilliant jokes and I laughed my lunges out. Anybody knows a good surgeon?? ;-)
I'm now picturing you laughing so much, you're now lunging! 🤣🤣
2.40 so true
He is such a dad
"ALL my record collection" "Oh, and the torch" I can't😂😂
1:02 did he just give the internet his number 😂
Im sure it's just a random number. I don't think he'd give his real phone number to thousands maybe millions of people 😕
Did anyone else notice that the mobile number given isn’t an ofcom drama number
OMG, the pen part, happens to me every single time lol
YOUR PHONE IS JUST NEXT TO THE CHARGER-...Oh no
if I don't have a pen and I need to write something down I'll just open up notes on my phone and start typing problem solved no awkward 'I haven't got a pen moments' because you still end up writing it down so you get the information you need without having to run around the house like a headless chicken
stop the plane !!!!
If you've just discovered this guy, you have to look up the one where he's had tooth surgery and gone completely numb in the mouth. I laughed so hard, I almost wet myself. The Brits have the best stand-up comedians anywhere in my opinion, and this guy is at the very top of my list.
Kari F oh my word! Akinkaker!!!!
I think the Brits have such great comedians because not everything is a string of nasty words. they are either clean or put it between the lines with innuendo. Then when they do say a nasty word its shock value goes up.
Kari F I love the dentist one I have showed it to so many friends cause it is hilarious and we can all relate
Kari F also the buffet one
My name is Ackle Ackinckacker
You lick bums
Its also really confusing because an American billion is less than a true billion... so what billion is used?
His observations are things I don't even think about but once he points them out, I find myself thinking ' yeah I do that, why do I do that? 'or 'I know someone like that'. I I would watch him over any alternative edgy comedian. He's the master of observational comedy.
after watching these videos, as I go through my day I laugh at the situations he addresses. makes my day that much interesting, I completely agree with you.
@Itz Unicorrn Thank you.
Simon Jones just making your comment count a solid 5 x
@Paula Young I think he probably is for me too.
This man is the funniest comedian I have ever watched!
No wonder he was the highest grossing comedian in the world in 2014