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  • Honey Ham
    Honey Ham 2 years ago +4461

    Zefrank should narrate books himself. he's got such a soothing voice

    • SteamGeek01
      SteamGeek01 7 months ago +1

      This man is perfect to narrate Terry Pratchett books,
      Think about the odd tangents he used to throw in, it's a match made in The Disc World,

    • Alan Clark
      Alan Clark Year ago +1

      @long yarn Is that necessarily a *bad* thing?

    • Johnathan Le
      Johnathan Le 2 years ago +2

      He should also narrate his own life. That's how zefrank do.

    • long yarn
      long yarn 2 years ago +1

      @EXTRA DIMENSION - Right? Oy! Cats think we're such bad hunters, but run out of their favorite canned food just once and you're public enemy number one! 😿😾

  • Shullieq
    Shullieq 2 years ago +2855

    The line about moments in life being like ornaments till you step back was unexpectedly profound

  • Phillip Mendoza
    Phillip Mendoza 2 years ago +1237

    "It's like the tree. All the ornaments of your life can be small, but if you can step back and look at them all together, they can be quite dazzling"
    Damn. I really like that

  • Duane Hidalgo
    Duane Hidalgo 2 years ago +2254

    "Imagine being decapitated, getting decorated with wierd objects, slowly suffering at others' amusement, and then getting thrown out like trash about a month later, because that is how a Christmas Tree do."

    • Jennifer Rogers
      Jennifer Rogers Month ago

      @GalacticGODdess 888: Think of the fact that Christmas tree farms keep land out of development, as well as returning oxygen to the air, & making homes for animals. And they are renewed by new plantings.

    • Jennifer Rogers
      Jennifer Rogers Month ago

      @Exalted Nevaeh: But they do not have a nervous system, so though they may emit a noise, they don’t feel pain!

    • rrs1550
      rrs1550 6 months ago +1

      Daughter Speaking: Have you ever watched the movie "The Happening"? That the killing chemical was coming from the Plants? I'm thinking this is their reason.

    • Gurdjieff
      Gurdjieff 10 months ago +1

      @GalacticGODdess 888 preach it my sistah!!!!!! People NEED to wake up to all the things that trees give us, GIVE us!! Nothing asked in return other than plain ole R-E-S-P-E-C-T!!!! I still miss the Queen darn it!!!!!!
      Trees not only give us the oxygen we kinda need to uhhhh....live? They also give us such beautiful things like what is seasonal currently, CHERRIES!!!!! Peaches, apples, grapefruit, pears, plums, etc. etc.....
      Then they give shade, warmth, shelter, furniture, instruments, rubber, cork, erosion protection, the list is literally never ending!!!!! As you can probably guess, I'm a very proud tree hugger and an avid woodworker for 30 years now! I've seen some woods that were so beautiful it made tears come!

    • David C
      David C 10 months ago

      @Faith Martinez That's OK I'm sure many people have fake ones...Most people have faked one at one time.

  • MiotaLee
    MiotaLee Year ago +85

    I can relate to the idea of my pets secretly being really judgmental of me. Like, I once apologized to my cat for not wearing a bra.

    • Sean Raines
      Sean Raines 9 months ago +4

      @Nancy Chivers read it again slowly

    • Nancy Chivers
      Nancy Chivers 10 months ago

      Wait, you got after your cat for not wearing a bra? 😜

  • rubiks15
    rubiks15 2 years ago +4292

    There are only four people qualified to narrate my life:
    1) Morgan Freeman for introspective moments
    2) Zefrank for my conscious
    3) David Attenborough for exposition and narration
    4) Samuel L. Jackson when I lose my shit
    Hans Zimmer would compose the score.

    • W S Tavis
      W S Tavis 6 days ago

      I'm thinking, now hear me out......Gilbert Gottfried

    • Andrew Rei
      Andrew Rei Month ago

      Samuel L. Jackson for all of my life, no matter the situation LOL

    • Drae Drae
      Drae Drae 4 months ago

      BAM!

    • Alvin Brillian
      Alvin Brillian Year ago

      What we all have in common is that we all want samuel L. jackson to narrate us losing shit

    • Shade Valentine
      Shade Valentine Year ago

      Nice.

  • Samg461a
    Samg461a 2 years ago +637

    For real though, I can highly recommend “Will my Cat Eat my Eyeballs” by Caitlin Doughty. It’s a hilarious book. She’s a mortician and advocate for normalizing death. The book is her answers to real questions children have asked her.

    • Backinblack Bunny
      Backinblack Bunny 3 months ago

      We normalized 3000 people dying a day from covid. A fall day in September my senior year in HS some planes crashing into 2 buildings killed around that number and it fundamentally changed the future landscape of everyone alive on earth. How about instead or normalizing death we normalize eating the ones who want us peasants to either kill or die for their precious stock market?

    • Ver Fernando
      Ver Fernando 7 months ago

      😸😸😸😸😸😸

    • Allison James
      Allison James Year ago +1

      @Kristine Congram Maybe that’s the next in the series 🤔 (or your computer was trying to warn you 😳)

    • marishkaaable
      marishkaaable Year ago +4

      Hello, fellow deathling!

  • L
    L 2 years ago +985

    “Just a blur of colorful lights, then you wake up in the new year.”
    Yeah, my holidays every single year. I feel you, cat.

    • L
      L Year ago

      An Accessory to Mordor I can’t decide if this is a Ze line. If not, I’m a bartender....you might not survive. 🤘🏻👻

    • L
      L 2 years ago +1

      CP200S 1:41

    • CP200S
      CP200S 2 years ago +1

      @L The colorful blinking lights... the cat said that in the video. Merry Xmas!

    • Suzanne Nichols
      Suzanne Nichols 2 years ago +1

      EXACTLY! I ROTFLMAO@ THAT!!

    • C Marie
      C Marie 2 years ago +3

      Hey now it's legal

  • Jacob
    Jacob 2 years ago +1324

    This is what the movie “Pets” shouldve been

    • Nancy Chivers
      Nancy Chivers 10 months ago +1

      It’s not too late for a new version!

    • K T
      K T 10 months ago +1

      Yep

    • Debra Jenkins
      Debra Jenkins Year ago +20

      Agree. They advertised as pets at home and what do they do. Then all this angry, down in sewer. Bait and switch!!!!😵😵😵

    • Natasha Brooks
      Natasha Brooks Year ago +3

      💯😂

    • Jaxson Cottontail
      Jaxson Cottontail 2 years ago +19

      Jake
      Especially the second movie that was supposed to be about pets going to therapy or whatever

  • StarSilverInfinity
    StarSilverInfinity 2 years ago +502

    “It’s like the tree, all the ornaments of your life can be small, but if you took a step back and looked at them all together, they can be dazzling”
    I needed that, thanks

    • Compost Chicken Queens Plus
      Compost Chicken Queens Plus Year ago +3

      Was reading this just as the video played it.
      I needed it too. Just didn't know it till it happened.

  • Michael McDoesn'tExist
    Michael McDoesn'tExist 2 years ago +8651

    *To understand animals, imagine they had distinct and hilarious personalities all voiced by a strangely soothing disembodied man who seem to enjoy saying "Bebes" a little too much. That, is how ZeFrank do.*

    • Ver Fernando
      Ver Fernando 7 months ago

      😺😺😺😺😺😺

    • Dana Sandoval
      Dana Sandoval Year ago

      Wonderful comment and so true!!!

    • Crunchatize Me Senpai
      Crunchatize Me Senpai Year ago

      Don’t forget about “byerds”!

    • Patricia Feeley
      Patricia Feeley 2 years ago

      Michael McDoesn'tExist I like these because it’s my language

    • Kristopher Prime
      Kristopher Prime 2 years ago

      you just summed up why i love this guy. soothing voice to listen to (about as good as david attenborough), hilarious pesonalities/names for the animal (including a specific name for the "idiot" of a species), funny usage of the word "bebes", constantly funny mentioning a creature's "butt" even if there is a more accurate term to use, and his final phrase of "that, is how (someone's name) do".

  • James The-Doctor
    James The-Doctor 2 years ago +96

    "Seriously? You're gonna do this right now? During the interview? I'm sorry, he's a bit of a 'humper.' Sure, it gets a little awkward at the Holiday parties - I lean over to get an hors d'oeuvre and, suddenly, my head's bobbing like I'm skiing moguls. But that's what Holiday parties are; a chance to come together and see that everyone can be an idiot."
    😂😂😂
    That, it's how a zefrank deuwr.

  • Mellie
    Mellie 2 years ago +63

    "don"t worry honey, its not going on the internet" ROFLOL! you are too much zefrank, a gift to the world!

    • Nancy Chivers
      Nancy Chivers 10 months ago +1

      If this guy and Ozzyman were ever to meet up I think the world might just stop until they worked on something together!

  • MissLilyputt
    MissLilyputt 10 months ago +3

    I love the book Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs? by Caitlyn Doughty. Hope one day there will be an Ask a Mortician/ZeFrank collab.

  • Marci LK
    Marci LK 2 years ago +316

    “a very slow tattoo or random bloody dots” lol

  • SanctuaryReintegrate
    SanctuaryReintegrate 2 years ago +4883

    "All the ornaments of your life can be small. But if you can step back and look at them all together, they can be quite dazzling"
    Dude, that's fucking beautiful.

    • MikehMike01
      MikehMike01 9 months ago

      @Polo Mare it’s not unexpected if you watch his old content… most of his old content is all sentimental

    • Andy GREEN
      Andy GREEN 10 months ago

      @Peculiar Person not as much as the phrase "it's kind of cliche".

    • Katherine Earnshaw
      Katherine Earnshaw Year ago

      I was going to say the same!

    • Redbull57
      Redbull57 2 years ago +2

      Bro... that was deep.... I haven't heard something that deep in a long time like... 2005 in Iraq... wow...

    • Cap'n HeeHee
      Cap'n HeeHee 2 years ago +5

      @Peculiar Person There's such a thing as a valid cliché. Sometimes, something becomes cliché because it's as close to as a universal truth as something can get it before it becomes scientific fact.
      In other words, to invoke the word "cliché" is not really a meaningful commentary on any other adjectives that one might want to attribute to a thought or observation -- it can co-exist with other adjectives, such as "beautiful," and both be true at the same time.

  • Janice Sullivan
    Janice Sullivan Year ago +61

    Tinsel: “the corn kernel of Christmas ornaments,” LOL!

  • Seona Elizabeth Coster
    Seona Elizabeth Coster 2 years ago +59

    "Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs" by Caitlyn Doughty is awesome. Everyone should listen to it/ read it

    • İsm Ata
      İsm Ata Year ago

      @India Chariton sort of sounds like "Catt" Lyn, so I assumed it was an author nickname. Then learned that it wasn't.

    • India Chariton
      India Chariton Year ago

      @İsm Ata Why is the name Caitlyn so shocking?

    • Raven Angel
      Raven Angel Year ago +1

      Yes. I love her work and her.

    • Seona Elizabeth Coster
      Seona Elizabeth Coster Year ago +1

      @İsm Ata enjoy!

    • İsm Ata
      İsm Ata Year ago +3

      That's.... 🤨😲
      Reality is better than movies some say. I shall look at her channel. 👍 Thank you 😆🙋🤣🥰

  • LTNetjak
    LTNetjak 2 years ago +256

    Dear Kitten: here are all the things we couldn't air on the official commercial.

    • Alan Clark
      Alan Clark Year ago +6

      Thanks for referencing "Dear Kitten" a year before I did! +12 Interwebz!

  • Blue Falcons Suck
    Blue Falcons Suck 2 years ago +44

    When you mentioned "Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs"... My kitten bit my nose.
    He's either working up to it, or I have a defective cat.

  • Helen Martinez
    Helen Martinez 2 years ago +2

    Always worth watching. I hope there is many more to come and enjoy. We like to sit at the table as a family and watch together while having snacks whenever we see a new video we call each other so we watch together. Thanks for bringing us together through laughter.

  • Anne Francia Chavez
    Anne Francia Chavez 2 years ago +2

    The funny thing is, I actually read The Art of Racing in the Rain back in May after my 13-year-old dog died. And last week I was reading two chapters of Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs. ♡♡♡ And oh happy holidays Zefrank!

  • st4ne4rmthevill
    st4ne4rmthevill 2 years ago +2

    I love feline eyes & the way they move their tails. They are so fun to watch.

  • Lahly Bird
    Lahly Bird 2 years ago +2

    This just proves my point that cats have awesome thoughts.
    That line about orniments of dazzling.
    So deep.
    Also, wow, we are SO mean to trees, I never realized the thing about the pressents before

  • JTMusicbox
    JTMusicbox 2 years ago +3802

    The cat makes a valid point about tree torture. I give him a pass with the mice.

    • hamsterama
      hamsterama 11 months ago

      @Ban this youtube Also, another thing I'd like to add....slave and child labor is used to mine the rare earth minerals that go into making those EV batteries. And the manufacturing of those batteries has a higher "carbon footprint" than manufacturing and driving around an ICE or hybrid car. So, you have those liberal Karens and Kens shrieking about their BLM wokeness, yet they drive their Tesla, which contains materials mined with slave labor. By the way, I also plant perennials for the bees. I live in Ohio, and right now, all sorts of native bee species are going crazy for the coneflowers. I confess that I do use herbicides like Ortho Grass-B-gone and Roundup. But I minimize their use, and I don't use them anywhere near flowering plants. I figure that the benefits of controlling invasive nonnative weeds outweighs any negatives from using a limited amount of herbicides.

    • Ban this youtube
      Ban this youtube 11 months ago

      @hamsterama where do you think they "grow more" they slash and burn down in south America. It is environmentally unstable. Its not like I can go the farm store and magic me up some more usable land. So its a vicious cycle they feel good for eating vegan......which causes environmental damage on an obscene level so those lose the warm fuzzy they had. So now they rage against climate change... . ..even though ......they are part of the problem. I just read an article on electric vehicles and those who buy them. 70% of EV's are on the used lot within 2 years. Traded in by Quinoa munching vegans who realised going green isn't easy. "It takes to long to charge", "not enough chargers in the city", "i can't take it out of town". So they go back to internal combustion......so much for going green. I dont use pesticides or herbicides in my yard and garden, grow my own veggies by hand. I grow sustainable perennials for the local bee populations and allow the dandelions to grow in my yard during the spring as they are a primary food source for emerging bee populations. I weed by hand and do everything with the sweat of my brow and toil of my own back because I used to qork for a regulatory lab and saw first hand what companies like dupont and dupont were like behind the scenes......scummy. My way is more work but I can look in the mirror knowing that I am doing my part for mother nature. A billion fake smalls are no match for a thousand real ones.

    • Ban this youtube
      Ban this youtube 11 months ago

      @Carey Roberts venture Brothers made a joke about that when one of the characters comes back as a ghost and is talking qith his friend " no everything has a soul even plants".

    • Pushed into a living hell
      Pushed into a living hell Year ago +1

      Funniest part lol

    • CandyCandy
      CandyCandy Year ago +1

      That was the most local thing ive heard lol

  • Dylan Betts
    Dylan Betts 2 years ago +9

    I absolutely love everything Zefrank creates. He is such a hilarious, smart, and creative person.

  • Nina K
    Nina K 2 years ago +12

    There's something strangely addictive about this voice. I could listen to "cats thoughts" all day.

  • B Bodziak
    B Bodziak 2 years ago +1

    I love your sense of humor!! ... And the way you've captured the "voices" AND what they're thinking in each clip

  • Drae Drae
    Drae Drae 4 months ago +1

    You know, I can watch these multiple times and still cry laughing. Like face-crumply, stomach-crampy, tears-in-your-eyes kind of laughing. Man . . . thank you. 🥰

  • it's meew
    it's meew 2 years ago +3441

    "That's what holiday parties are. A chance to come together and see that everyone is an idiot"
    I FELT that.

    • Katie Dotson
      Katie Dotson 9 months ago

      An old friend of mine referred to holidays, weddings, funerals, and reunions as FFT. Forced Family Time.
      While dressing for these events you also vow to adopt your best behavior and refrain from expressing your true thoughts. But just like a button that pops off or a zipper that will not stay zipped, your mouth flies open and some derogatory, sarcastic thought escapes via the oral cavity of your face. Anyone within hearing distance suddenly disappears and magically manifest on the opposite side of the room. This is a god time to excuse yourself from the event saying that you have some other obligation. Or you can stay, dig an even deeler hole and hope that you done get an invitation to the next gathering.

    • Lavonda Henderson
      Lavonda Henderson Year ago

      LOL

    • SHAWNSUCKStm
      SHAWNSUCKStm 2 years ago

      agreed

    • Em B.
      Em B. 2 years ago +2

      @Stephanie Logan What? Someone corrected the misquote. There's a big difference between "everyone IS an idiot" and "everyone CAN BE an idiot". Because not everyone is stupid at all times.

    • Aubrey Ackermann
      Aubrey Ackermann 2 years ago +3

      Wait... isn't that just what life is?

  • KaJ uN
    KaJ uN 2 years ago +2

    My cat did the tinsel thing. I'll never forget the look on her face when I pulled it lol!!😂😂😂

  • PeterPunkAss
    PeterPunkAss 2 years ago +34

    A slow tattoo of random bloody dots, 💯 what it's like having a cat

  • Immortal FAE13
    Immortal FAE13 11 months ago +2

    Absolutely LOVE these vids man! You are the GOAT!! I laugh my ass off every time! Keep rockin' it!

  • Main Account
    Main Account 2 years ago +19

    Didn't know that "Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs" is an actual book. Thanks, ZeFrank.
    You're like Pink Guy's saner big brother.

  • muggedinmadrid
    muggedinmadrid 11 months ago +2

    zefrank should get a literary award for writing the scripts alone. a brilliant man and a brilliant mind.

  • Parker Dixon-Word
    Parker Dixon-Word 2 years ago +1

    I feel like at some point halfway through, this stopped being about the Holidays and just became "More Zefrank riffs on animal footage", and that's honestly exactly what I'm subscribed for.
    Also, I legitimately got sad again when you plugged The Art of Racing in the Rain. Goddamn that book was wonderful.

  • joseph
    joseph 10 months ago +2

    This made my day. You knocked it out of the park.

  • Cinder Donihoo
    Cinder Donihoo 6 months ago +1

    Everyone is asleep and here I am laughing by myself with this hilarious video!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐾🐾❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • Varizen87
    Varizen87 2 years ago +43

    I love that you're giving Caitlin Doughty's book a shout out.

  • gh hg
    gh hg 2 years ago +18

    I'm not sure ze remembers how he got into this madness.
    it's like he is a meme of a meme of a dream he once had.

  • Deciding Different
    Deciding Different Year ago +1

    "the classics, like 'the art of racing in the rain,' or 'a dog's purpose,' or 'will my cat eat my eyeballs?' "
    that's the line that made me scream! lol

  • handmetheparachute
    handmetheparachute 2 years ago +2

    Even years after he stopped doing "A Show", he still finds ways to sneak in his wise and inspiring life lessons (like the ornament analogy at the end) into these funny videos. No matter how often he uploads, I'll treasure every video he puts out until this platform's inevitable death.

  • Jake DeSisto
    Jake DeSisto 2 years ago +476

    “It’s like a tree, all the ornaments may seem small, but if you take a step back and look at it all, they can seem quite dazzling.” I felt that

    • Ze Mocha
      Ze Mocha Month ago

      I love that saying.

    • WildRon
      WildRon 2 years ago +1

      @StrawHatRain yeah it kinda makes sense since he could make a quite "intriguing" metaphor in the past videos. lol

    • StrawHatRain
      StrawHatRain 2 years ago +1

      WildRon I’m pretty sure ze has a degree in philosophy

    • filegurl
      filegurl 2 years ago +1

      Right?!?!?! Quite a lovely thought!

    • WildRon
      WildRon 2 years ago +3

      something that i wasn't expecting to hear from Zefrank but i actually need it.

  • Ingerimm
    Ingerimm 2 years ago +1

    What a delightful early present from zefrank1!
    *Listening to him IS my Christmas music!*

  • Geo Leo
    Geo Leo 2 years ago +4

    Dear ZeFrank, please never stop posting these glorious videos. *_"True Facts"_* being the bests ones overall...
    Thanks for all of 'em!

  • Josh Burns
    Josh Burns 2 years ago +17

    I smile at everything zefrank does. That’s how zefrank do.

  • DarkestElemental616
    DarkestElemental616 2 years ago +2

    I keep looking at my cat and wondering what wisdom she has to impart. This is only our second holiday season together.

  • Echos Paw
    Echos Paw 3 months ago +1

    "...sure, it gets a little awkward at the holiday parties, I lean over to get an hors d'oeuvre, and suddenly my head's bobbing like I'm skiing moguls." I just died!!! 🤣

  • Frosty the Snowman
    Frosty the Snowman 3 months ago +1

    I love how it goes from funny and goofy, to making you have a deep realization about your life.

  • BB Steele
    BB Steele 2 years ago +1

    I'm so glad I found this channel. I miss my cats so much.... this eases the pain... XOXOXO

  • filegurl
    filegurl 2 years ago +1

    02:56- "All the ornaments of your life..." This is pretty profound actually.. A beautiful and thoughtful notion... Now if only I could learn to stand back and appreciate them...

  • Onesowndemon
    Onesowndemon Year ago +1

    "and they keep it alive like this for like a month before they toss it on the street, its so hard core" made me laugh

  • Ann Bell
    Ann Bell Year ago +1

    Cute little dog at 1:19 looks like he has wings growing out of his head...could be cast in a story of Christmas play, lol

  • Rick Malchow
    Rick Malchow 2 years ago +4

    You just made my whole holiday season. Hope someone does the same for you, man.

  • PeachyEats
    PeachyEats 2 years ago +3

    How sweet, each animal is adorable and endearing

  • T T
    T T Year ago +1

    I have laughed until my stomach hurts at these videos. As a cat owner, and former dog owner, these videos are dead on. 😂😂😂

  • Angela Lovell
    Angela Lovell Year ago +2

    An unexpected find at 7:35am on a Wednesday six months into a global pandemic. I can't remember the last thing that made me laugh like that.

  • Pac1fic0
    Pac1fic0 2 years ago +60

    Who else feels compelled to stay through the commercial in the end.

  • Susan Compton
    Susan Compton 2 years ago +1

    This is awesome! My Aunt's cat once ate a roll of ribbon & had to pass it like the 1st story. Priceless!

  • April Lazarus
    April Lazarus 4 months ago +1

    Thank you for finally doing another one of these on my most favorite topic. Cats! You are totally hilarious! 🤣

  • marilyn roberts
    marilyn roberts Year ago +1

    That was freaking great !!! And what a voice you've got. Thanks for sharing this.
    I'm a huge fan of pets that speak.

  • TheHookBoy
    TheHookBoy 2 years ago +1

    I’m so happy you are popping out more content. You are one of my favorite creators.

  • Gillian T
    Gillian T 2 years ago +2

    "a very slow tattoo of random dots" is exactly how making biscuits feels.
    But it's so cute and lovey!

  • Orodon Kassa
    Orodon Kassa 2 years ago +343

    The cat talkin about a christmas tree had me dying, Ze Frank is a genius

  • Nancy Chivers
    Nancy Chivers 10 months ago +1

    This makes me laugh at two AM! Good to have house pets.

  • M T
    M T Year ago

    “When was the last time I blinked?” Would also be a fitting line for the old The Show episodes where Ze talks to the camera.

  • J Espinola
    J Espinola 2 years ago +2

    I love how these pets are so interchangeable with actual people

  • Jacob Afton
    Jacob Afton 2 years ago +1

    Zefrank is a genius and never fails to bring laughter to the masses

  • Gary Ha
    Gary Ha 2 years ago +5

    1:30 But that's what holiday parties are, a chance to come together and see that everybody can be an idiot.
    I feel better about myself now

  • ich meiner
    ich meiner Year ago

    The tinsel story really hit home 😂 happened with our family cat when I was a kid. No tinsel in the Christmas tree since then...

  • Katie Kane
    Katie Kane 2 years ago +34

    Hooray! Shout out to Caitlyn Daughtery "Will my cat eat my eyeballs" is a real book!

  • followyourbliss101
    followyourbliss101 Year ago +2

    i am in awe of the scripting - have to ration watching these videos and savor them

  • Kagnuuu
    Kagnuuu 2 years ago +413

    Funny he should mention "Will my cat eat my eyeballs?" I just started listening to that on audible. Im a huge fan of Ask a Mortician! Hooray, Caitlin!

    • DeRien8
      DeRien8 2 years ago

      @The Creepoid
      HAH! A cross-over, "now you might see a bright light, and that probably is a better place for you than haunting your neighbor's dog, Bill." Ba dhum pshhh

    • Megan Fowler
      Megan Fowler 2 years ago +1

      Lorem Ipsum It’s called Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

    • Abby Wilson
      Abby Wilson 2 years ago +1

      I came to the comments to upvote the Caitlin shout out! Lol

    • Amber Parks
      Amber Parks 2 years ago +2

      Im so happy im not the only deathling here ❤

    • Malkie s
      Malkie s 2 years ago +1

      Mythi Kagnuuu have you joined the order?? I did!

  • M Sadjad
    M Sadjad 2 years ago +2

    All the dogs are referred to as "Hes" and all the cats are "Shes". Totally legit.

  • Tasha Nicole
    Tasha Nicole 2 years ago +1

    I'm so happy to see you flourish again. Your videos and website have been inspiring, comforting and entertaining me for years

  • D Shepherd
    D Shepherd 20 days ago

    “Like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell.”
    🤣🤣
    This one made my stomach hurt from
    laughing.

  • Jewell Lynn
    Jewell Lynn 2 years ago +1

    ZeFrank... I quite love how you do, what you do. Your sponsor ads play like end-credit scenes man...LOL

  • Rain Heird
    Rain Heird 2 years ago +220

    "Like this, like what's happening right now, feels like fast acupuncture. Or... like I'm just getting a really slow tattoo of just random bloody dots"
    Anyone whose had a cat knead the shit out of their chest can relate. 😂😂😂

    • Bethany Davis
      Bethany Davis 2 years ago

      @Romeoslover and twice the status

    • Romeoslover
      Romeoslover 2 years ago +3

      Two cats, twice the knead.

    • sarina76667
      sarina76667 2 years ago +4

      Oh yes. My nightly breast exam. Usually that includes the armpits and sides. Miss Sammy is the best masseuse in town.

    • meghan parris
      meghan parris 2 years ago +1

      Mine kneads my neck.... so I'd have a really badass neck tat lol

  • Thiefree
    Thiefree 2 years ago +1

    that's beautiful, dude. I'm gonna step back and look at the ornaments this year. x

  • Clan Improbable
    Clan Improbable Year ago +1

    Dazzling is a weird word but the words before it are…well, dazzling. Thank you Ze via cat.

  • Vinny
    Vinny 11 months ago

    "Will my cat eat ny eyeballs"
    Is actually some quality content.
    The author is also a very good TheXvidr.

  • Elombe Kisala
    Elombe Kisala 2 years ago +8

    2:29 that cat was speaking facts

  • YeeSoest
    YeeSoest 2 years ago +85

    "My head bobbing like I'm skiing moguls"
    Damn, there would have been dozens of filthy images you could have used but this is ZeFrank and he has standards so he comes up with the best one I've heard in a while!!

    • BlackSwan912
      BlackSwan912 2 years ago +2

      Yep! I laughed on that one

    • Pat Reilly
      Pat Reilly 2 years ago +1

      YeeSoest 🤣🤣🤣🤣wool that’s vivid, ain’t it!

  • Just Me
    Just Me 2 years ago +2

    I honestly feel like animals talk through you lol

  • StarSilverInfinity
    StarSilverInfinity 2 years ago +233

    Man I need to replace anything I have with a voice with zefranks
    Imagine Amazon -Alexa- *zefrank*

    • Peter JF
      Peter JF Year ago

      @clay owlglass His voice would be great for a satnav as well.

    • clay owlglass
      clay owlglass Year ago

      imagine star trek computer zefrank

    • Elena Christian
      Elena Christian Year ago +2

      And that is how Despacito do.

    • Prophet of Greyism
      Prophet of Greyism 2 years ago +11

      I’m already buying it now, so they can have funds for this.
      EDIT: And make him be a voice for Siri. Giving directions and talking back when I look stuff up. 🔥🔥

    • NorseForse
      NorseForse 2 years ago +3

      YAAAASSSS.

  • Зонт
    Зонт 2 years ago

    I love your funny videos.
    I’d also like to say: I think your videos where you talk about life are pretty good too

  • Alexzander
    Alexzander Year ago +1

    I love the first cat and dog being married, fits so well.
    Damn did i just ship a dog and cat

  • Chris This
    Chris This 2 years ago +138

    2:29 zefrank hitting us with a hidden inspirational speech

  • CosplayCore
    CosplayCore Year ago

    “A Dog’s Purpose” I love those books 🥰

  • aaron garrett
    aaron garrett Year ago

    You’re such an incredible writer. I’ve watched this video so many times!

  • Sammy W
    Sammy W 2 years ago +1

    Lol yay will my cat eat my eyeballs!! I love the lady who wrote that book! She’s awesome.

  • Cyndi Smith
    Cyndi Smith 2 years ago

    Beautifully done, HILARIOUS! Thank you and happy holidays!

  • Jennifer Van Tassel
    Jennifer Van Tassel 2 years ago +318

    "He's a humper." Best line! 😂

    • Nelson Siwady
      Nelson Siwady 2 years ago +6

      "I lean over to get and ordorve and all of a sudden my heads bobbing" lol 🤣

    • bdf2718
      bdf2718 2 years ago +1

      Really? I hear it all the time. When people think I can't hear what they're saying.

  • Midgematic
    Midgematic 2 years ago

    God zefrank is such a good channel. I always laugh at whatever he posts, and he’s been doing this since I was in fucken middle school. Granted he did drop off for a few years, but i always rewatched his past uploads. Thank you Zefrank, you made my childhood a little bit more bearable

  • S Fleur
    S Fleur Year ago

    I love ze Frank's voice sooooo much! It is soothing and deep. Love it.

  • Zoe Harris
    Zoe Harris 2 years ago +2

    Not gonna lie, the life speech one of the cats made was actually kind of beautiful.

  • Miss Goldie
    Miss Goldie 2 years ago

    Love it. Don't know what I'd do without your voice and these delightful narrations of wonderous things. Thank you. Merry meow Meow.

  • Avery the Cuban-American
    Avery the Cuban-American 2 years ago +863

    That cat can make a lot of money doing tattoos

    • knightkrawler
      knightkrawler 2 years ago +1

      Somewhere, there's a hipster paying top dollar for this.

    • Nibbaccino memes
      Nibbaccino memes 2 years ago

      Is u like the new justin y

    • something
      something 2 years ago

      @Lauren Moore damnit you beat me to it.

    • something
      something 2 years ago +2

      *Cattoos*

  • Linen Gray
    Linen Gray Year ago +1

    Please let zefrank read the "Night Before Christmas" just one time. It would be a great gift for behbehs.

  • Lee Danilek
    Lee Danilek Year ago +1

    I want every advertisement to be conveyed in a calm voice while the video shows sleepy pups