I Bought Myself A Girlfriend

  • Published on Oct 19, 2019
  • Hey! I’m Rodger. Have you ever made any rash purchases - the ones where when you get back home, you felt petty for your own stupidity, and just go back to the store and return the things you bought? Here’s the thing - I recently sort of bought myself a girlfriend.
    No, I’m not a millionaire or anything. And the family I come from is pretty average in terms of income, ‘cause my dad’s a carpenter and my mom’s an illustrator. We were not poor though. I mean, my parents could afford to send me to college, where I’m studying now in my second year.
    You might ask where I got money for a girlfriend though, and I’ll tell you: when I was 14 and dad and I went to the city to do his errands, I saw an extremely awesome car. It was an Aston Martin, and it was one of the latest models. And when I heard my dad’s sigh, which, I thought was indicating his own unfulfilled dreams, I decided that when I grow up, I’ll do everything in my power to provide my parents with a better life.
    For starters, I began looking for any way to make a dollar whenever it was possible and I saved all the money I earned. At first, I was a helper in a flower shop, run by our neighbor. Then I worked part-time at the carwash and as a janitor in one of the local cafés, and as soon as I entered college, I started making money as a teaching assistant. So, by the time this story happened, I managed to save a few thousand dollars and was right away thinking of either starting any business or investing it in the stock market. And that's when I met Becky.
    Oh, she looked like a model or something, with her perfect body, long blond hair, and big green eyes. For me, it was love at first sight, or a spark, or whatever it's called. But she obviously was not considering me as a possible boyfriend. I’m not sure if she would have noticed me at all if I hadn’t distinguished myself during our macroeconomics class, fending off the professor’s questions. Anyway, as soon as she understood that I was kinda smart, she began being friendly with me. And even though my fellas were saying that she only needed me to do her homework, I didn’t mind, ‘cause I thought that this friend zone would eventually give me an opportunity to ask her out.
    You would be amazed if you knew how many times I tried to ask Becky on a date. But she was always in the middle of something important. I knew that such a special girl deserved something special, so I thought that maybe it was the way I was asking her out that didn’t actually work. That’s why once, I mustered up all the courage that I had and asked her on a date right in the middle of a lecture. I promised to make it a real fairy tale for her if she said yes. People around us began giggling and hooting, and the professor promised to arrange a personal fairytale for me in the form of a pop-quiz, but all that didn’t matter, because Becky finally said “yes.”
    It turned out that it was extremely hard to come up with a perfect scenario for a fairy tale date. All my friends were suggesting different classy things, like a bouquet of roses and a walk in the park, but I desperately wanted to amaze her. I thought it wouldn’t be a big deal if I put my hand in my savings to, you know, make that evening totally memorable, and for that, I definitely needed some money.
    So, on the big day, I ordered the flowers to be delivered to her starting in the early morning and kept different bouquets coming every hour till 6 P.M., when we were supposed to meet at a restaurant. After dinner, we went to a park, where a horse and carriage were already waiting for us, and after a short ride, we sat together on a park bench with a wonderful view of the night city and I gave her a nice silver bracelet. Yeah, I know, I might have been a little stupid to risk that much, ‘cause she promised me nothing, but I was totally in love with Becky. And when she gave me a kiss I understood that it was worth every dollar I spent.
    Of course, since that date, we became an actual couple and during the whole next week from time to time, I heard other girls whispering and gossiping about that night, which actually meant that Becky liked it so much that she kept bragging to everyone about how romantic I was. I was totally happy with her and I basically felt like I could fly. There was only one thing that didn’t bother me at first, but at some point started to become very suspicious - Becky kept demanding presents and surprises from me. And even though I knew that all girls like experiencing that kind of stuff from time to time, I couldn’t help but think that my girlfriend turned out to be quite a materialistic gist.

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    ACTUALLY HAPPENED  Month ago +478

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    • Bryan md Diaz
      Bryan md Diaz 16 days ago

      Goku is there

    • Ag Bg
      Ag Bg 16 days ago +1

      Bro, i really don't want to judge you and your actions but: Did you seriously thought, that a model-like girl would fall in love for a boy like you that easy? I mean: Every beautiful Woman with slightly intelligence, takes a men who is at least as beautiful as she is, and/or have a huge purse!
      I'm really sorry buddy, but you will be fine with a girl, that in the same level as you is.

    • Pooja Sharma
      Pooja Sharma 24 days ago


    • SR_R41b0w_Gl1tch
      SR_R41b0w_Gl1tch Month ago

      nice Steven Universe reference

    • Banana Girl Farida
      Banana Girl Farida Month ago

      @BillyTheDailyGamer_ YT SKSKSKSKSK, WHY WOULDNT I BE??? AND I OOP!!!

  • Blush Amir
    Blush Amir 14 hours ago

    You should have realised this after 2nd date guys always stupid when it comes to First love

  • Mixinnitup
    Mixinnitup Day ago

    So guy comes from humble beginnings
    Works his ass off and studies hard to learn to manage money with the hopes of making a better life for him and his family
    sees pretty girl
    pursues her even though it's clear as day she isn't interested
    puts her on the spot on class where she'll be "the bitch" if she doesn't take him up
    He tries to buy her affection with gifts
    she begins dating him for his money insisting on him spoiling her
    he does so with the money he was going to save for his family that loves him
    She sees his family and insults them and him
    ONLY apologizes because she thinks he's rich and that she lost her meal ticket


    What a stupid asshole. Btw you do not love her. You think she's hot. Even said that normally you would never tolerate someone insulting your family. so puddy-whipped

  • María Rosa Ontiveros

    Hi, could you make this video in Spanish?

  • pabulum28
    pabulum28 2 days ago

    6:06: Putz's Mother: Kick for the extra point is good

  • Lalremruati Ramlawt
    Lalremruati Ramlawt 2 days ago

    Mawl em mai

  • TTV_ ryanied
    TTV_ ryanied 2 days ago +1

    2:45 Is that Mordecai out of The Regular Show???😶

  • AKA skladda
    AKA skladda 2 days ago

    1:56 Goku lol

  • Bijou Turay
    Bijou Turay 3 days ago

    I feel like ur our teacher assistant

  • Morgan Craig
    Morgan Craig 3 days ago

    When they took a walk in wood she looked pg 😆

  • ForgiveDryptix
    ForgiveDryptix 4 days ago

    Me: Mordecai?

  • Sparks Ninja
    Sparks Ninja 5 days ago +2

    Dude just dump her, she isn’t worth it

  • Julian Cruz
    Julian Cruz 7 days ago

    Sure it was worth every dang penny for her be smart genius

  • Kaila Nicole
    Kaila Nicole 7 days ago +3

    NEVER give gifts to a person on the first date. Details are cute after both have agreed to be in a relationship and there is mutual interest.

  • Fisticuffs 88
    Fisticuffs 88 7 days ago


  • Hyper Wolf
    Hyper Wolf 7 days ago

    Becky is a gold digger :pp

  • Amin Khan
    Amin Khan 8 days ago


  • dewran zurel
    dewran zurel 8 days ago

    I wanna buy one to

  • sliat1981
    sliat1981 9 days ago +3

    You were only interested in looks, she was only interested in money. You got what you deserved. And you’re still pussywhipped. Pathetic

  • sliat1981
    sliat1981 9 days ago

    It was lust at first sight, not love. It was based purely on looks.

  • Crows
    Crows 9 days ago

    Mordicai,Homer,Sideshow bob, and Krusty?

  • Trina Mohammadi
    Trina Mohammadi 9 days ago

    I love her belly lol

  • Rosie Tocknell
    Rosie Tocknell 10 days ago +1

    “long blonde hair”

    Has short blonde hair

  • Polar cola 1
    Polar cola 1 11 days ago

    Don't u just hate when the girl u like turns out to be mean or the opposite of what u thought she would be like.

  • Alyssa Degroat
    Alyssa Degroat 11 days ago

    I don’t think you should be with her I think that you should find someone that loves you for you

  • youngmedusa
    youngmedusa 11 days ago

    Love all the cartoon characters in this

  • Bitter and Jay
    Bitter and Jay 11 days ago

    This animation is so ugly my drawings are better

  • dank Thomas
    dank Thomas 11 days ago

    Steven universethe lol

  • Becky Benson
    Becky Benson 11 days ago

    2:41 is it me or I see Mordecai from regular show

    S.LAXMI NARAYANAN 11 days ago

    Better you dump her cuz a gold digger doesn't have a heart.......you can find someone better than her who respects you and your parents

  • P S
    P S 12 days ago

    Dude, really?

  • Hdhcbc Cbfjd
    Hdhcbc Cbfjd 12 days ago

    How could you not tell she was a gold digger earlier.................

  • Amber Shane
    Amber Shane 12 days ago

    LOOOL she thought you was rich. I already figured it out. Plus she's a gold digger u should've noticed...

  • Seoul Vlogs!
    Seoul Vlogs! 12 days ago +1

    She only said yes cause everyone was watching and if she rejected him then everyone would laugh or be angry at her oh and cause she’s a gold digger

  • Natasel
    Natasel 12 days ago

    There are so many bad ideas in that story.

  • Ja'Nell cool pollardjanell

    She is a goldiger

  • Viktorija Kr
    Viktorija Kr 12 days ago +1

    2:00 simsons😂

    CC'S VLOG 13 days ago

    So we really not gonna talk about Mortakhi or however u spell his name on 2:43

  • al g
    al g 13 days ago

    I hope you got some punani!!!

  • Light
    Light 13 days ago

    Did no one saw Mordecai

  • Rob Choudhury
    Rob Choudhury 13 days ago


  • Sana jjang
    Sana jjang 13 days ago

    Thankgood i'm gay

    TTM_EXOTIC 14 days ago +1

    Simp Nigga Hours

  • Ricky gogoi
    Ricky gogoi 14 days ago


  • Amira Mohammed
    Amira Mohammed 14 days ago +1

    She only LIKES his money
    she's a GOLD DIGGER

  • Martin Jones
    Martin Jones 14 days ago +1

    I earn 142,527 $ per year

  • Delectable Dumbass
    Delectable Dumbass 15 days ago

    I think I can classify that as cringe

  • Rylen Booker
    Rylen Booker 15 days ago

    More like you bought your self a gold digger

  • Jelly Bean
    Jelly Bean 15 days ago +2

    She is a gold digger 😂 can't he see that

  • Erick Colato
    Erick Colato 15 days ago

    i can't belieave he still likes that thing no wait that GOlD DIGER i hope u boys and girls are not GOLD DIGERS becaues thats bad and u peaple that are GOLD DIGERS just use boys and girls 2 more things how would u like it if a boy or girl used u don't like it right last thing just bc someone used u does not mean u can use other peaple too oh and bc means because to the peaple that don't know what that means and it's a short way to spell beauces sorry just said that but that does not matter what matters is u boys and girs STOP BEING A GOLD DIGER and u is a short way to spell you ok got to go but remeber to not be a GOLD DIGER

  • Khadijah McNish
    Khadijah McNish 15 days ago +1

    ok he’s doing too much for someone who is doing nothing for you

  • Gitanjali Satpathy
    Gitanjali Satpathy 15 days ago


  • Mia Druckrey
    Mia Druckrey 16 days ago

    Oh roger.

  • 姫様Hime-Sama
    姫様Hime-Sama 16 days ago

    Anyone else noticed the power puff girls?

  • Avoca - Doodles
    Avoca - Doodles 16 days ago

    Does that mean he's a sugar daddy? (I literally just started the video)

  • Deadpool Fan
    Deadpool Fan 16 days ago

    Did anyone else notice Bob and Homer

  • jkmaster24 fish care
    jkmaster24 fish care 16 days ago


  • Ag Bg
    Ag Bg 16 days ago

    3:53 what a cuuuuute Horse! Just adorable!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  • gina_ winter
    gina_ winter 16 days ago

    "Long blonde hair"

  • Ken Neth
    Ken Neth 16 days ago

    2:43 look at the black figured mordicie homer ect