The Morning Routine Machine | Joseph's Machines

This seems a lot harder then my normal morning routine

This guy is quite literally shaping the future-

The first face washer is perfect if you don't want to get up.

Can we appreciate...his hardwork...😊❣

Joseph: Gets abused by a mop trying to rub in moisturizer-
Also Joseph: ItS pErfEct

Great entertainment, great machines and great comedy! Joseph, you're the one person the world needs right now.

Him: you don’t want to get the bed soaking wet
39 seconds later

Hey Joseph! I really love your videos and have a suggestion for something in the future! Maybe try making a machine that is re-usable and doesn’t have to be reset (maybe resets itself?)

Lol rubbing moisturiser yourself is better than getting slapped in the face by a rubber hand with extreme pressure 😂

YES, you DO look pretty Joseph, pretty hilarious. You're worth a million laughs.

When the balloon popped and he screamed I just died of laughter

The things he does for his subscribers are just amazing

Idk who this guy is, but I’m so glad TheXvid recommended his channel to me 😄
These are some Wallace and Grommit level inventions 😂😭😭

How this doesn't have 25 million views is amazing.
The comedy timing is perfect.

i love how the sponge in the face wash machine is shaped like a flower😂😂

Definitely one of your funniest videos yet! Great job :)

2:56 is something I could watch all day and not get tired of 🤣😂

Seems to be way more more work than a normal morning routine

When the ballon popped I laughed so hard 😂

Thank you for giving me several good laughs this morning!

Oh man, this is one awesome guy. I love his experiments. He'S gOt To Be A sOn Of HePhAeStUs! JK but, great going, Joseph!!

Joseph : I am preety ?
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Camera man : this what my wife says😂😂😂😂

My favorite TheXvid channel! Always like the funny parts

Sooo cool 😍 love it!

Joesph you're always amazing. i love all your videos. this one was so fun. the truck with sponge made me anxious. 321. 5:39 lol. you're a funny guy Joesph

This is so fun i love it🥰

You are a genius pal. Pls carry on making all these wacky and useless tools. U really save my day. 😂👍🤣

This guy is just a redstone pro in real life XD

it keeps getting wackier and I am 100% here for it 😂

This certainly is easier than doing it all by hand...

Boss: Morgan, tomorrow's a meeting in early morning, so I would like you to don't sleep at night if possible.
Morgan: Calls Joseph.
Joseph: Makes machine.
Morgan: Thank you.
Joseph: Don't worry. I was with you & my machine whole night. I saw everything.

These machines would be of great help to the handicapped...👍👍

8:04 lmao
The machines are quite nice but geez this is funny😂😂,goodwork Joseph😄

The way that machine applying moisturizer😂😂😂Lmao😆

Y’all if you need an engineer you got to get this guy to make whatever you need to make

It feels like watching a horror movie at the first time when it really starts, but ended a comedy! Did any one says that you remind me of Sheldon in “Big Bang”? Well done!

7:40 can’t stop laughing lmao

Awesome and crazy as always!
1:11 you didnt want the bed to get soaked? Hm... ;D
Actually im going to use a rotating disco ball in my machine, too. Its already built!

Waterboarding would definitely wake me up!!! No more missed morning calls! 🙃🤣

When he screamed when the balloon popped made me laugh so hard

congrats joseph, you are the first person to read out the names of your patron supporters while having makeup removed by a kinda terrifying wet drill mop rigamajig.

When he said “ I obviously have to put on my eyebrow protectors” in the video it made so much sense but if you heard it out of context you would be so confused! :)

I always laugh so hard during these

Basically "Cloudy with a Chance of meatballs in real life" portrayed by Joseph's Machines! Well done!

I just love the fact that he has spare hands for the routine machine 🤣

The second moisturizer rubber inner is also known as the slap-o-matuc

This one was so hilarious thanks a lot

SALUTE TO THIS GUY HIS CREATIVE 👌

Setting up all that isn't easy, he is a genius

Wow, I love that we get to see some of the prototypes before the final thing. A very unique approach!

joseph getting slapped in the face with a wet mop makes me laugh a little. XD

This video ended a bad day on a high note. Thank you for turning our down curves☹️up 😊😊😊 !!

Take my money 😂
Awesome work🙌🏽

this is the perfect amount of genius!

This guy makes me laugh so hard

That is a perfect technology system when u are always lazy 🤣

I always get late for my work
Him: and i took that personally

When he said im completly soaked... i started so laught and said what about the sponge 🤣

Amazing machines❤️

The way he says "wow, it's perfect"... ❤️❤️😂

I died laughing at makup portion...😂😂
Actually end part is also fun

This was so cool. The ending was so funny

You should make a machine that makes it so it puts your clothes in the washing machine and starts it.

this guy is programming irl, i wonder how long until he makes a turing complete device

I choked on my food when the moisturizer hit his face😂😂

Jeez, the spoilers at the beginning are brutal. I was looking forward to discovering all the funny stuff from watching it go. Thanks for the cool machine video! I love your videos! I just wish you would explain it all at the end instead of the beginning.

the scene where the balloon face popped, and he jumped and said " AHH " that was really hilarious im telling ya'll

I always love to see your videos, keep it up :)

Love the makeup machines. 😀👍

Him: “And I’ve got this sort of sponge base frame that I made because i don’t want to get the bed soaking wet. This will catch any excess water”
Also him: 1:17

I died laughing cause of the wash makeup thing

Please make some machines that everyone can do easily

1:03 watering the plants. Part of the daily routine.

I love how he uses a mop as a brush

I think I will use some of these ideas for the "get ready your teenager for the day".

Fortunately, waking up 10 minutes early is not a challenge for me

Wow, it actually works pretty well :D

I died at the rubber hand slapping his face lmao 😂

1:40 i like how when the baloon popped he was too scared to try it out himself

Even tho the sponge didn’t work it looked like a flower that was getting watered 😊

A watering can pouring on my face would definitely wake me up in the morning

You need a level of creativity to build and assemble these types of things

I got a good belly laugh from this one

This vd make me laugh twice😂
Btw this guy is so..cool to

This guy is great! 😹

1930: "In the Future we wiil have flying cars"
Future:

"Do I look pretty?" LMAO 🤣

I can't tell if he's being serious or if he's joking 😂😂😂

Why did you stop making videos from the "Jiwi's Machines" series? It was an interesting and cool idea.

The part that spreads moisturizer looks like it removes the moisturizer more than rubs it in

When he put some cream on his face, I thought the hand was slapping him lol 😂

This was awsome the makeup applier was super neat the first one not so good lol

1:43 that is the sound of pure fear

With the balloons when you yelled AHHH I laughed really hard

Joseph : **tries the face washer*
Also Joseph : **drowns and gets up*

With practice this could actually work!

I hope my mother never watches this video. I love my morning sleep! 😂

I could love that idea for my Dad or my mum

He’s so creative wow!

this is awesome but it will be great if we do ourselves😂😂😂