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Do these idiots realise that america has way more gangs and criminals who will continue to use illegal firearms
This is the comedy equivalent of Stephen Hawking entering a reception science class. Ayoade is LEAGUES ahead of the others it’s almost sad.
Brilliant. He's so brilliant.
how about we make everything made of cushions so no one will be hurt. fool proof plan
Areas with higher gun ownership have lower crime rates
first 10 seconds. fucking golden already.
i have posted this in so many places its unfunny...No, gun controle wont always stop deaths1929: The Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929-1953, 20 million dissidents rounded up and murdered.1911: Turkey established gun control. From 1915-1917, 1.5 million Christian Armenians rounded up and exterminated.1938: Germany established gun control. From 1939-1945, 13 million Jews and others rounded up and exterminated.1935: China established gun control. From 1948-1952, 20 million political dissidents rounded up and exterminated.1964: Guatemala established gun control. From 1981-1984, 100,000 Mayan Indians rounded up and exterminated.1970: Uganda established gun control. From 1971-1979, 300,000 Christians rounded up and exterminated.1956: Cambodia established gun control. From 1975-1977, 1 million educated people rounded up and exterminated.In the 20th Century more than 56 million defenseless people were rounded up and exterminated by people using gun control.
i find it crazy and my problem is i had a black teacher and if a police officer walks in trying to shoot a shooter and see especially a black man with a gun we all know how that will end (obviosuly it would be similar if it was a white teacher holding a gun but we all now it would a lot worse for a black one)
ayoade dropping dimes all day😂😂😂
No, you dumb fuck. We do not do strict gun laws, that is our fucking country's stance. It is part of our culture, no matter how many European-inspired teenagers want to end our country's individualism. Have fun with you knife regulations, London.
How many kids have to die before you retards change your fucking gun laws? Or is killing kids just your “country’s stance” too?
To understand guns here's a simple way. Having a gun is the same as having a condom with you always. You better have it and not use it than to be in a need to use it and not have it with you
That mad max joke was so funny yet so sad at the same time
I agree, lol.
It’s also a really scary thing to be walking the streets of London and get hit by a car and killed by a person seeking to kill. It’s not the weapon, it’s the intent.
Worst case scenario if people don’t have guns: the people have no ability to defend themselves against a government out to kill them. For example, my grandmother during the war, witnessed regular everyday people taken from their every day lives, marched to a newly dug trench and shot. THIS is why gun ownership is important, and this scenario alone. The people were defenseless against those who sought to kill them. If you beleive this is unlikely to happen again, you’re already one step closer to having it done to you. Criminals love the trusting type, and not for their kindness, but for being an easy target.
I'm sure the people who get killed at mass shootings dont wanna get shot either. But ya he's totally right not having a gun while getting shot at is way safer cuz he would "prefer not to get shot". The killer has a 100% chance of not getting shot if no one has a gun but him. What are they gunna ban guns from cops because they "dont like" their odds of the police actually hitting the shooter? Good guys shoot bad guys because the individual using the weapon matters. Drugs gotten from your drug dealer will most likely harm you. But get the right prescription from you doctor and it could save your life. It would be insane to blame the substance itself! Like guns they can be used to help people or hurt people. Guns cant distinguish between good or bad people, the person shooting it can. But in the right hands that person can stop mass killings; and thats a fact that people making vague leftist talking points about gun control can never fully understand.
Marksmanship and gun combat training for all teachers. Kevlar vests for the little 'uns.All bases covered.
Calling U.S police officers highly trained is an insult to most police forces.. How long is their education now, 6 weeks ?
I don't think Europeans will ever understand that America isn't Europe and we don't want to be. Americans have a Constitutional right, the 2nd amendment, to keep and bear arms. Also, America has a tradition of owning and be proficient with firearms.
+Sneaky Pete Taking guns away from law abiding citizens does stop criminals and crazy people. The Sun reports stabbings in Britain are at an all time high: www.thesun.co.uk/news/5251268/london-stabbings-2018-clapham-shepherds-bush-crouch-hill-kingsland-hammersmith-greenwich-latest/
Switzerland also has a tradition of owning guns but kids aren’t dying en mass there are they.
I'm british, pro-gun. Just wondering if any other Brits are?
Whyte Buff I am but my stance is pretty much anti-gun. I want a firearm in my home but US gun laws are just fucking awful.
Hell of a click bait
"Or you could just tighten up gun laws" said by someone who clearly doesn't do any research, because then they'd know how tight gun laws can be.
the last statistic is terrifying
if we gave up our guns the redcoats would return with their inbred queen and terrible tea stained teeth
Isnt LOndon now the acid/stabbing capitol now? Personally I'd rather be shot.
Jaghùnd If even 100x as many acid attacks and stabbing occurred in London the US gun problem would still be DEMONSTRABLY worse.
Ironically, he’s sort of right
Yes Britain, please tell us how banning guns stops mass violence.
The worst case scenario is what has happened is in the cities with the strictest gun laws, criminals are well armed and law abiding citizens aren't. One of the IT episodes in which Moss and Roy got involved witb some criminals, the criminals had guns in the UK !!!. If politicians were as concerned about school children as they are about themselves schools would be as protected as other government buildings. But then the gun control idiots would lose one of their propaganda pieces. If schools were as well protected as celebrities they would lose one of their greatest moronic ranting points. If the USA ever stoops to the level of Europe by restricting the 2nd Amendment of our Constitution we would be in the same shape as Europe with the insane migrant problem. More than one nefarious head of state has said that they wouldn't invade the USA because every citizen can be armed. Why don't you put forth your opinions on Switzerlands allowing, even encouraging, their citizens to be armed?
I love him.
Guns don't kill people- people with guns kill people.
Have you seen mad Max... Yes it's like Brexit but less entertaining 😂😂😂.Man that floored me😂
Australian criminals just make their own guns lol. homemadeguns.wordpress.com/tag/australia/page/2/
As an American, it's weird to see people laughing about it... it's not funny when it's your daily reality. But in a way, it's nice to see people with common sense talk about it
People need to stop critizing another country where they dont live and have no clue of its culture.If you actually want to know any stats, the death by gun stats are slightly skewed in that they count suicides in those figures also which accounts for 30,000 a year.The total number of crimes prevent due to open-carry laws far outweighs the negatives.Also Trump didn't say Arm Teachers, he said give them the ability to carry, not the same thing, its also really easy to go into a school where you know no one is armed and you have free roam to go about your terror, introducing a gun in schools for those licensed individuals would prevent more deaths than it causes in that any would be assailant has to contend with someone who had a gun and can shoot back.The Gun laws are very strict in most places in the US, and if you've actually tried to get a Gun you would all know this isn't just as simple as walking into a shop and walking out with a gun.The guns being used are those sold illegally, which whether guns are banned or not will still be readily available.Address the cause of the deaths by Guns rather than an inanimate object that without human interaction or involvement cannot kill anyone, its the person behind the weapon doing the killing, its their mental state which is the problem, not that they have a gun.If they don't have a gun they'll find something else to use.
Police aren't highly trained. They are mostly the bottom of the barrel.
Good thing he's the American president and not the a member of the boiled cabbage you cunts call a government.
1 man 6 guns, 108% hit rate
Funny 😂 very funny indeed
The Brits have become like the rest of Europe and adopted the mentality of slaves
are clonkers (clackers in the US) the 2 balls attached by a string? If so they are banned here (US) as well, go figure.
What's the worst case scenario if when guns are banned? American gun fanatics rise up and March on Washington- with guns. They've promised to do it!
In the USA, apparently gun crime is higher in regions where they aren't available as readily. Criminals use guns in their crime...but what criminal would want to rob an armed man?
Richard at 2:19. Here here.
I was worried from the title but greatly relived
Problem is... theres already so many guns there in circulation, it would be useless to tighten gun laws, and impossible to ban guns.
Second amendment states the right to bare arms but that don’t necessarily mean that literally everyone in America has the right to own a gun. So you’re born in America and you get a birth certificate and a free pistol? It’s ridiculous that gun control is an issue in that country; they allow anyone to carry a weapon, fair enough that’s how they roll but it’s common sense to to have certain restrictions on them like background check both medical and criminal. Passing these checks and other restriction measures grants an American citizen their right to bare arms as they are an upstanding citizen and crucially of sound body and mind.Obviously bad people will still be able to get hold of weapons and violent crimes will still happen but more comprehensive checks when buy weapons are a gun store still keeps with the Second Amendment but there won’t be as much hoopla about gun laws
Meanwhile in england - sadiq khan wants to ban knives because of all the stabbings , you can be arrested for offending someone , it basically illegal to defend yourself if attacked. Id rather the states thanks, britain is dead
"Brexit, like Mad Max, but less entertaining"LOLOLOL
Feel sorry for most of the people in the comment section, so wrong it's insane, and I'm not american btw
lol "tighten up gun laws." because criminals follow the gun laws... I wish people knew that the places with the most freedom in gun laws is the lowest in crime.
18% hit rate? I saw an interview where an American said that if a professional was only able to get an 18% hit rate, that is justification for the average person to be allowed automatic weapons with unlimited ammunition because it would require more fire power to hit a bad guy.
We need to just ban gun violence as soon as possible! Think of the children!
Worst case scenario of all guns are banned?Genocide.
Take away guns and we can't defend ourselves from the Muslims raping and murdering everyone. So yeah make your jokes while you're literally being invaded every day by terrorists.
The answer is obviously 'more rooftop snipers'
that was his job
18% hit rate? Still better than storm troopers.
bunch of brit-bongs in the comment section using statements with no reasoning behind them to no end.
"It's like Brexit but less entertaining" Genius
And look at the state of the UK. Moral grandstanding at its ignorant best. If England doesn't go the way of Hungary, Italy, Austria and Poland then it will be run under Sharia Law within the next 50 years.
Well....he *was* brilliant with a shotgun! Shooting at thin air in a graveyard, at flying plates and then in a hospital bar 😂
"The white board is on freeze"
Absolutely no mention of that guys insanely f*cked arm... What is going on there and why isn't it well covered up? Lop that thing off and get a prostatitis that doesn't horrifying young children, don't dress it up like it's normal.
He's always had the arm, one wouldn't expect it to be mentioned at this point. It's not like he just showed like that for this one programme.
Let’s ban guns from schools like we did drugs... The only difference being that it will miraculously work this time and not give way to an already thriving black market.
Allow me to set the scene: It's 4 in the morning, I've been studying for my ACTs and SATs but have now made the fatal decision to go on TheXvid for "just a second". Yesterday was my birthday. I haven't known sleep in quite a few days. I lost my glasses in the aftermath of my party last night. I am delirious. The opening warnings stated that their would be adult humor. I didn't read it like that at first. No. I read "This clip contains slight humor". I thought to myself that's weird. These shows usually contain slight humor at best. How the fuck did I get slight from adult. I'm going to bed now. Love you. Sweet dreams.
An 18% hit rate is ridiculously high though and I don't mean it in a sarcastic way. People don't realize how difficult it is to hit something, especially with a handgun.
To everyone who denies the other side has any good points. Youre an idiot. Both sides have good points on being pro and anti gun. If you cant see there are positives as well as negatives then youre an idiot with poor reasoning skills, or you are only listening to one side and dont have all the facts.Also statistics can be very misleading. There are stats both for and against your position. It doesnt just go the one direction, and there are people on both sides who pretend statistics only back up their position and the other side is lying. You need to the brains to cut through the the bull, and the integrity to be honest with other people including yourself.
The problem with taking guns away from lawful owners, is that there's no way to get the guns away from the bad guys, until after they use them on an unarmed good guy. I would rather that the millions of lawful gun owners be left alone to protect themselves and stiffer penalties be given to criminals. Make prison life unbearable too.
what they should do is just make murder illegal... because laws always stop bad things from happening.
They over-looked one perennial gun-nut argument and that is the ability of a well-armed populace to better resist a tyrannical government. Of course the notion of a well-armed militia is a tad 18th-century.
In the 20th century we also saw the high number of guns in the US deter a possible Japanese invasion
Question: How many shootings in UK schools or colleges in the last 20 years ? Answer: zero.Question: How many shootings in Japan schools or colleges in the last 20 years ? Answer: zero.
+Bob Smithies I'm not from the US, I don't know what the exact situation is in NY. I mean I've heard parts of NY are pretty scary but I don't really know. As far as I know you can get a concealed carry permit in NY for a handgun. The point I was making is that removing guns won't remove the societal causes that turn people to crime. You don't necessarily need a gun to commit violent crime. The more likely, say, a shopkeeper is to have a gun, the more dangerous it is to rob them. Furthermore, criminals do not typically buy their guns legally at a gun store, so would more stringent controls there make a difference? I realise you originally mentioned school shootings. Given how many guns are in the US and how infrequent school shootings are, can we convincingly say that access to guns caused them? I'm not so sure. It seems like the number of lunatics who would do that is the rate-limiting factor. In somewhere like London, where it's hard to get anything more than a shotgun, there's less *gun* violence but I don't believe there is less violence.
+Johnny 2 hats with great policing and strict gun laws, as in New York. All violence can be reduced. New York policing is working. Due you agree to New York gun laws for the whole US ?
Question: How many stabbings in London involving young people in the last 20 years? A lack of gun violence doesn't necessarily mean improved safety.
I don't see the problem with letting Americans kill each other.
That illegal drug point was so right, eye opening
Yes you could tighten up gun laws, but since the laws that this individual could have been prevented owning a gun under were not enforced at either local, state or federal level, the school board had a program where they didn't report violent students to police (so they didn't get a criminal record), the school board didn't spend the 1 million dollars it had been given to increase school security, the FBI ignored 2 x phoned in tip offs, and the local police visited the perpetrators home over 30 times due to his violent behaviour (which could have had him banned from firearm ownership had they done the paperwork), then bungled the response on the day, waiting outside rather than entering the building - it is hard to see how tightening up gun laws would have helped.Throw in the ex military sports coach who worked at the school was killed defending his students as best he could unarmed (it seems likely that had he been armed he would have been significantly more effective), I probably wouldn't be using this incident as the poster child for tightening up gun laws.Funny is funny, but facts count in the real world.
I do not believe your analysis. You are just another brainwashed pro-gun nut who will write any untruths to support his gun obsession, to compensate for his small ego and small penis.
Frustrates me seeing the ignorance of my fellow Brits in the comment section. If you have never had any extensive fire arms training your opinion means less than that of a child's, at least the child's wouldn't be clouded by bias.
Teachers are armed in Japan
This comment shows the LIES coming from the pro-gun commenters. This is a blatant lie.
I mean funny joke Richard, but many of those who are arguing both for and against gun control don't actually know the gun laws and thats actually kind of hilarious in a mundane way.
An 8 year old is shot in a drive by shooting and not a single person came forward with information. Cowards. That's where the problem is.
The worst thing is tyranny also crime goes down where citizens are armed. If you need proof goggle Kenisha Georgia. I would think that people from a country that American citizens had kicked their ass when they had the best army and navy would understand why the 2nd amendment is important.
Putting guns in schools to stop shootings is like setting a room on fire to put out the fire in the whole building.
What are the other 82% of cop bullets hitting ??!
Banning all guns wouldn't work. Look at drugs. Those are illegal and people still get them. It's the same with guns, make them illegal and those who want them will still get them via illegal means. Banning guns is not the problem. Lack of training and understanding is the problem.
"What's the worst case scenario with banning guns?"For a show that has a pretty good time mocking political leadership and all of their inequities, they seem shockingly naive about how inept and corrupt governments have been and could be again...I'm not saying any of a number of 20th century examples of banning guns leading to despotism would happen in the US, but I imagine folks from some of those countries would have made fairly similar comments over a hundred years ago, too...
I'm french, I find this hilarious, because I'm a normal world person, not a dumb degenerate american.
You know who I feel sorry for? The Americans who do want to tighten up gun laws. I know several Americans who agree that if reducing access to guns would reduce mass shootings and they're tainted by the Americans are gun-loving morons brush
For fear of getting hate. Is the police officer statistic very useful. I mean it’s not like a person just stood in front of them and they are panicking. There’s missing moving target if you are shooting quickly but mostly they do shoot near them. Like if they hide behind something they shoot it. I mean using a blatantly deceptive statistic in an argument always annoys me wether I agree with their side or not.
" I avoid people who are shooting at me"
To be fair. With how ingrained the US is with guns. Their best approach is to arm as many 'level-headed' (quotes because I think it's subjective) people they can.On the other hand, there is the issue (like we are seeing in the UK) where guns being illegal for every day citizens. Has no effect whatsoever on shitty people who want (and WILL get without a doubt) guns anyway.I know it's a foreign concept for almost all Brits, but you don't solve issues like gun violence, by simply banning them. The people that want guns, don't adhere to British etiquette
There are 3 topics guaranteed to arrtact large amounts of the stupidest people on both sides of the topic. Guns, abortion, and immigration. Thank god non of those are the top issues in politics right now. Oh...wait...FUCK ME.
These are the 3 main divisive issues where both sides have some good points, so yeah...probably be talking about this for some time to come
Master of sarcasm
It is very easy to sit on the other side of the Atlantic and assume you have all the answers. This is cheap comedy using really horrific events as a starting point. Not funny.
The mainstream is so blind. You have zero understanding of the USA and CCW licencing and do you not understand its a right to bear arms you know rights something we have lost in the UK. It will never change and good! Oh and what about the murder rate being higher throughout Europe compared to the USA & Canada ? What about the violent crime rate being massively higher than the USA & Canada ? If you was stopped in London by a masked up guy with a Gun or Knife demanding your property by force do you not feel that it is a god given right to be able to protect yourselves with equal or extra force than is being inserted upon you ? If not than you are not a human with morals.
Can anybody explain the joke
People still find drugs..... currentyl smoking up a 2 gram blunt and my neighbors are doped out of their minds kn their porch right now soooooooo there is the whole in your argument
It's funny because if you look at the amount of people killed in mass shootings per capita the USA isn't really that bad , When compared to europe the USA is 11th with countries such as Norway,Finland,Belgium and France all having more deaths in mass shootings per million people than the USA.But hey that's a fact you wont hear on the news, Why is that you might ask ? Well it's because the governments don't want people to have guns, when you take guns away from the population you ensure that only the state has a monopoly on weapons, this allows the government to push more and more restrictive laws without fear.Looking at the UK it was legal to own a handgun until 1997, at the time the government was starting to get scared because more and more people were starting to own guns and there were even calls for looser gun control similar to the USA's second amendment, the government obviously not wanting this decided to do the opposite and ban handguns despite the fact that gun deaths had been roughly the same level for many years , after enacting the ban gun deaths actually started to rise faster than it had ever done before almost doubling in 6 years, its wasn't until 2003 where there was a huge investment in the police force did gun death start to drop, the government also granted police some incredibly intrusive powers that enabled police to randomly stop and search innocent people who were suspect of no crime, these powers were enacted in the name of public safety however there real goals are to take away the right of citizens.As of today the gun death rates are no lower than before then ban despite the uk having some of the strictest gun laws in the world.All this was done in the interest of "public safety" and "protecting the people" yet all it has achieved is us losing the ability to protect ourselfs and many other rights that we previously had.In the last few years there has now been a major push to ban knives and the same thing is happening again, the police are being given more and more powers and we are losing more and more rights. You can now go to jail for carrying a potato peeler outside of your home.The government doesn't want us to have guns because it makes us harder to control. They want us to think that the idea of owning a gun is crazy. They don't just want us to be unable to defend ourselves they want us to be unwilling to defend ourselves.This is how dictatorships begin, it doesn't happen overnight it happens slowly over many years, gun control is obviously just a small part of a bigger picture but a major part nonetheless.Hey in maybe 20 years it might be illegal for me to post a comment like this. It's already been made illegal to criticise certain ideas we don't agree with.Sadly i think it too far gone for the UK but hopefully the people of the USA will keep fighting to keep their right to own guns.
+P. Bharath Kumar 1929: The Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929-1953, 20 million dissidents rounded up and murdered.1911: Turkey established gun control. From 1915-1917, 1.5 million Christian Armenians rounded up and exterminated.1938: Germany established gun control. From 1939-1945, 13 million Jews and others rounded up and exterminated.1935: China established gun control. From 1948-1952, 20 million political dissidents rounded up and exterminated.1964: Guatemala established gun control. From 1981-1984, 100,000 Mayan Indians rounded up and exterminated.1970: Uganda established gun control. From 1971-1979, 300,000 Christians rounded up and exterminated.1956: Cambodia established gun control. From 1975-1977, 1 million educated people rounded up and exterminated.In the 20th Century more than 56 million defenseless people were rounded up and exterminated by people using gun control.
+Your Nan so you know how it says number of deaths per million? norway and the USA have different populations
+Sam Blakeley But he even said "amount of people killed in mass shootings" clearly you cnat read either
+Shadow Pilot are you retarded? did you even read it?
They banned handguns after the Dunblane massacre
Worst case? Well consider that we experience the MOST gun violence IN gun free zones!! Criminals don't care about gun laws!!
so make drugs legal since criminals get them anyway, make rape legal since criminals rape anyway, You can never fully stamp out crime but u can certainly lessen its impact...just think a little before u speak