Pumpkin Bread - You Suck at Cooking (episode 81)

  • Published on Oct 23, 2018
  • Pumpkin bread is great for sandwiches, or on it's own.
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    To make pumpkin bread, heat the undo to 350.
    Sift this stuff together in a bowl:
    3 1/2 Cups all-purpose flour
    2 Teaspoons baking soda
    1 Teaspoons baking powder
    ⅔ teaspoon table salt
    2 Teaspoons pumpkin pie spice
    Combine this stuff with a hand mixer:
    3/4 cup unsalted butter, softened
    2 ½ cups Brown sugar
    Then electro-wangjangle this stuff into that stuff (meaning the butter and sugar) until it's one big bowl of glob sauce.
    4 large eggs
    1 15- Ounce can pumpkin (not pumpkin pie filling)
    ½ cup water
    Then add the dry ingredients slowly and rewang the jang out of it until it's one smooth glob and get
    1 cup of chopped walnuts in there.
    Spray two loaf pans with non stick spray then pour the batter between them. Bake them for an hour. Check them with a tooth pick. If there's not much stuff sticking to the toothpick, you're good. Slide them out after a few minutes and let them cool for an hour or two.
    Then eat them.
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Comments • 2 977

  • Puppeteers/GTA5Roleplays 2

    Here’s a deadly sin: putting to much water in a macaroni cup

  • Mike McConeghy
    Mike McConeghy 6 days ago

    SAD - seasonal affective disorder. Some people get depressed due to the shorter days in winter.

  • CaptainChips
    CaptainChips 14 days ago

    "Gonna move to a nice warm state of denial,
    TTYL, I think I'm gonna be a while."
    IDK why, but that one hit me.

  • NothingToNoOneInParticular

    Happy. Wet. Dragon. Good boi.

  • Biscuit Boy
    Biscuit Boy 19 days ago

    3:20 It looks like Darth Vader's coffin.

  • Moriah Kamper
    Moriah Kamper 19 days ago +1

    He’s still salty about the pumpkin pie spice

  • Oliver Brown
    Oliver Brown 23 days ago

    I don’t have a ghost, is ther a substitute for the water?

  • Lemon Drizz
    Lemon Drizz 25 days ago

    I already ate some of the batter

  • Ethan Phan
    Ethan Phan 27 days ago

    Who is the person who just ate bread and said cook it twice and boom toast

  • peppa pork
    peppa pork Month ago

    how is nobody talking about that fort?

  • 31m0 the forbidden one

    Me: well that's going to be a pretty hard task.
    Some Diehard Christian: buscuse me? Who da hell you think you are you satin loving pagan bla bla bla bla bla...

  • ares of olympia
    ares of olympia Month ago

    I am a firm believer that winter is the best season

  • Smamich
    Smamich Month ago +1

    Pumpkins aren't real you hecking sheep

  • Bullman561
    Bullman561 Month ago +1

    If you turn the English subtitles on and go to 2:14 there’s a secret fun fact (Actually a few)

  • PRnumber1
    PRnumber1 Month ago +1

    Does the satanic sign needed?

  • Mrs. Clean
    Mrs. Clean Month ago

    1:05 the more I watch it the funnier it gets

  • Astrid Cabrera
    Astrid Cabrera Month ago

    I am so glad I found this channel, wow

  • aaron
    aaron Month ago


  • bml7500
    bml7500 Month ago

    it's very diarrhea-ish at 2:00 LOL

  • Mystic Rocks
    Mystic Rocks Month ago

    Man that's a really adorable doggo

  • LV223
    LV223 Month ago

    These videos are such gifts. XD

  • kaci Stephens
    kaci Stephens Month ago

    Make more videos, I've binge watched all your other ones😭

  • T POSE Luigi
    T POSE Luigi Month ago

    Fun fact: You could use Holy water so the bread doesn't posses you

  • Cloudy [Melty] Yuki

    The fort looked fun.

  • *Can we get 1000 subs with Some videos*

    Guys, you should respect his videos more, because he makes a song at the end of every video. ;-)

  • Surgam Identidem
    Surgam Identidem 2 months ago


  • Adam C.
    Adam C. 2 months ago +1

    I actually laughed out loud when he scared the daylights out of the chopped pecans.

    JINDONG YE 2 months ago

    Idk but this dog reminds me so hard of Eddie Redmayne

  • وصفات رائعة
    وصفات رائعة 2 months ago

    Owwwww 👍nice

  • Th3V1ruzZ Sheeesh
    Th3V1ruzZ Sheeesh 2 months ago

    Carrothandle = candle, poggers

  • Seth Tamwood
    Seth Tamwood 2 months ago

    Do you have a place to snag some of these songs? I absolutely love some of em you've done and I want them on my iPod so bad.

  • TheMadGrim 0598
    TheMadGrim 0598 2 months ago

    The Dog is so cute😍😊

  • Kalinna Vyacheslavovna
    Kalinna Vyacheslavovna 2 months ago

    Fuck the bread (

  • The375Show
    The375Show 2 months ago

    captions XD

  • Another Shitty Depressed Dude

    Hey fuck you winter is cool.
    But actually don’t fuck you pumpkin bread is really good

  • Moobs gaming
    Moobs gaming 3 months ago

    Your dog is dirty

    But sooo fucking cute

  • Panda Pandora
    Panda Pandora 3 months ago

    He must me drunk a lot

  • Vikalp Verma
    Vikalp Verma 3 months ago

    2:12, Captions on. Thank me later

  • yuehh tewbb
    yuehh tewbb 3 months ago

    4:02 What type of fish is that?

  • John Williams
    John Williams 3 months ago

    Ysac please release an album and slap that hot mess on Spotify so I can enjoy myself

  • Angel Qiu
    Angel Qiu 3 months ago

    YSAC outro songs are amazing.

  • Gabby Pulido
    Gabby Pulido 3 months ago

    i don’t even like pumpkin bread. i don’t even like to cook, yet here i am watching your vids bc your voice is so damn soothing!!! also i love being told how much i do in fact suck at cooking

  • Gordon Adams
    Gordon Adams 3 months ago

    Dry roast walnuts to bring out the flavor.

  • Raziya's Kitchen
    Raziya's Kitchen 3 months ago

    Sub done .
    Let's Stay connected

  • Arious Productions
    Arious Productions 3 months ago

    This channel is like HowtoBasic except the videos are 50% more actual tutorials.

  • Something_Wrong
    Something_Wrong 3 months ago

    You should get a Spotify because that end song was lit.

  • whatevruminator
    whatevruminator 3 months ago

    The song at the end is really good.

  • delcidkidv
    delcidkidv 3 months ago

    Hey YSAC if you're looking for a nice warm state than may I recommend Florida. Miami specifically.

  • ObjectiveBread
    ObjectiveBread 3 months ago

    Should I be flattered that pumpkins are trying to imitate us, or angry?

  • Emperor Bunny Bun
    Emperor Bunny Bun 4 months ago

    Can I use chocolate in this?

  • Z M
    Z M 4 months ago

    Bread is a foam. You’re eating foam!

  • Kali Blick
    Kali Blick 4 months ago

    I made this and it. Was. Magical.

  • Zeyda Lynn
    Zeyda Lynn 4 months ago

    fun facts at 2:14, turn on captions

  • stella the bunny
    stella the bunny 4 months ago

    Where do you get all the dogs hook me up 👌

  • Karlox
    Karlox 4 months ago +1

    Man i love how much time effort and humor u put into theese “simple” cooking vids

  • Maddie Cling
    Maddie Cling 4 months ago

    I always learn something new in these videos but rarely is it ever a recipe

  • Playr 10
    Playr 10 4 months ago

    1:03 is by far my favorite part

  • arcaeio
    arcaeio 4 months ago

    It doesn't make me better than your mom.

    *because i already am better.*

  • SkittleBurstsxoxo
    SkittleBurstsxoxo 4 months ago

    What kind of dog is that!!!

  • Fried Noodles
    Fried Noodles 4 months ago


  • Paivi Project
    Paivi Project 4 months ago

    Wow so that's how you do it huh. I want to wake up and it will be spring again !! I absolutely loved the rocks & the water and there was one happy dog too 💗👍

  • Carter Vogt
    Carter Vogt 4 months ago

    “Mmmm. That actually tastes...revolting” I died lmao

  • Angelo Peña
    Angelo Peña 4 months ago

    A challenge for you make your own recipe food.

  • Deshawn Miller
    Deshawn Miller 4 months ago

    I just got my brown sugar exorcised. Will this still work or should I get more imported?

  • Tyler Torres
    Tyler Torres 4 months ago

    Your dog is so majestic

  • Forces 2
    Forces 2 4 months ago

    Are these actual recipes?

    • Forces 2
      Forces 2 4 months ago

      Oh okay so he just put a very funny spin on demonstrating the recipe

    • Kevin Hicks
      Kevin Hicks 4 months ago

      Forces 2 yes

  • stoneonyx 429
    stoneonyx 429 4 months ago

    This is my last video that complete me of watching all your videos until you make more 😀

  • an xxxiety
    an xxxiety 4 months ago

    came here for the music, but i enjoy the cooking too

  • Stirrcrazy N
    Stirrcrazy N 4 months ago

    It's very hard to tell if ysac is actually religious.

  • Dante I’ll be weary
    Dante I’ll be weary 4 months ago

    Hmm that actually tastes revolting

  • Chloe Christodoulou
    Chloe Christodoulou 4 months ago

    These videos are so funny they give me a stomach ache. Amazing. Awesome. Hilarious. Bravo.

  • Trent Obert
    Trent Obert 4 months ago

    1:33 Ahem, hand wangjangler!

  • KayTheGreat
    KayTheGreat 4 months ago

    I forgot to bless my ingredients and now the pumpkin bread is flying around the kitchen. Help.

  • darcy boyd
    darcy boyd 4 months ago

    where are you finding all these forests to walk through

  • Hamilton ate my soul
    Hamilton ate my soul 4 months ago

    I forgott to bless it and endet up getting posessed so it's actually not me writing this, its the gost. Any tips ?

  • Techy of Voidspace-3
    Techy of Voidspace-3 4 months ago

    I dont have Pumpins ... uh are Honey Melons fine too?

  • Frisk
    Frisk 4 months ago


  • Dr.Madness360
    Dr.Madness360 4 months ago

    Why does he sound so depressed

  • Bridger James
    Bridger James 5 months ago

    “Reality is an illusion. The universe is a hologram. Buy gold. Bye!” - Bill Cipher

  • The OutCasts
    The OutCasts 5 months ago

    I feel like this guy is trying to make him scary like will McDaniel did his poccessed salad video

  • 人在路上
    人在路上 5 months ago +1


  • Dorothy Wang
    Dorothy Wang 5 months ago +1

    The quality of the song is actually million times better than the cooking

  • reviews by my
    reviews by my 5 months ago +1

    You should do a face reveal

  • Enderguin58 The youtuber

    where dose he get these outros

  • Simon Holmqvist
    Simon Holmqvist 5 months ago

    Are you a chef?

  • faeo _
    faeo _ 5 months ago

    we don’t talk about the pumpkin spice.

  • Leo Ix
    Leo Ix 5 months ago

    To all the people wondering if he gets a new dog all the time I will remind you

    It is a new dog and... this is a cooking channel.

  • Leo Ix
    Leo Ix 5 months ago +2

    How'd you get your cat to play fetch like that?

  • Ella Sophia
    Ella Sophia 5 months ago


  • Williams Family
    Williams Family 5 months ago


  • Pastel Paws
    Pastel Paws 5 months ago

    This is the best cooking channel

  • RainDoesStuff
    RainDoesStuff 5 months ago +3

    I love how this is supposed to be satire and not serious at all but it actually teaches you how to cook.

  • soshi ღ
    soshi ღ 5 months ago +1

    whenever you say any of your un-autocorrected versions of "oven", my mind changes that word to oven as if nothing you say is strange. this isnt good.

  • Andrew Mayer
    Andrew Mayer 5 months ago

    Ok serious questions, does mixing all the dry ingredients together before mixing them with the wet make a difference? Why can't I just put it all in a bowl and wangjangle it at once?

  • Ayeon
    Ayeon 5 months ago +1

    the doggosss

  • Stormy Dreams
    Stormy Dreams 5 months ago +1

    *you should put your songs on spotify*

  • Yohanna T.
    Yohanna T. 5 months ago

    I like pumpkin bread.

  • Veena C
    Veena C 5 months ago +2

    Even his "whoop" sounds so good.

  • Talk Time
    Talk Time 6 months ago

    This show is really funny but the ingredients seem real and the food looks good

  • Weary Bonsai4127
    Weary Bonsai4127 6 months ago +3

    This guy is giving all of us misinformation everyone knows you can just find pumpkin bread on mystic death trees