True Facts: The Ostrich

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  • Published on Jan 16, 2020
  • Brenda...Where's my egg?
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    Jackson Hart Grady
    thexvid.com/video/IpCXzpeIIco/video.html
    Erin Armstrong (the pecking the cam footage at the end)
    Adam van Casteren
    (for the barbule image)
    Three Ring Ranch
    (for the Ostrich sound)
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Comments • 4 815

  • Camille
    Camille 2 years ago +5534

    Jerry's imitation is horrifyingly accurate to be honest

    • Tubert Morti
      Tubert Morti 3 months ago

      No shit. I thought it was real.

    • Engitainment
      Engitainment 6 months ago +2

      I only Just realized it was a mouth, I had no idea

    • Demonic
      Demonic Year ago +2

      We’ve been bamboozled

    • PonyFucker
      PonyFucker Year ago +3

      I thought it's an actual bird a55cvnt untill it smiled at me.

  • First Last
    First Last 2 years ago +7510

    You left out the best part about the ostrich: Ostrich farmers have to stay well away and out of sight when it is mating season, or else the ostrich will start doing its mating dance in front of them. Why? Because ostriches find humans more attractive than other ostriches. "Remember, no matter how ugly you may think you are, to an ostrich, you're the sexiest thing on two legs."

    • PattyGee
      PattyGee 11 days ago

      Maybe Ostriches will evolve to look like humans one day 🤔

    • RainAngel111
      RainAngel111 Month ago

      It's only ostriches raised around humans, like on a farm

    • the new user
      the new user 2 months ago

      😂😂😂😂

    • Matthew Hummel
      Matthew Hummel 10 months ago

      😂

  • meestafeesh
    meestafeesh 2 years ago +3090

    I'd love to see Ze Frank doing his take on the cassowary - Australia's most-loved prehistoric giant murder chicken

    • DELTAK - MK1
      DELTAK - MK1 6 months ago +2

      @meestafeesh Honestly who in their right mind would try to club a cassowary

    • meestafeesh
      meestafeesh 7 months ago +2

      @Q So would I, it's a pity they're extinct.

    • Q
      Q 7 months ago +2

      Boss Cass. Would also like to see some Thylacine (Tasmanian Tigers).

    • GusMortis
      GusMortis 7 months ago

      "Beloved"

  • Cobalt
    Cobalt 2 years ago +2621

    Fun fact: some ostriches are more attracted to humans than other ostriches. Some will only do their mating display for male humans, while some will only do it for female humans.

  • Ami
    Ami 2 years ago +483

    I can't explain why the line "But why? Why the Ostriiiich?" makes me laugh so much but it just does.

  • XenoXTA
    XenoXTA Year ago +410

    The similes in this are outstanding:
    “Like Segway tried to reinvent the horse”
    “Like chilli con carne in a snow-globe”
    “Like riding a tricycle through a mosh pit”

    • notahotshot
      notahotshot Year ago +6

      @UnitSe7en, I couldn't help but think...
      "That's a terrible metaphor."
      "Yeah well it's a simile, so..."

    • UnitSe7en
      UnitSe7en Year ago +3

      Similes, not metaphors.

  • Shame
    Shame Year ago +240

    "At times, the ostrich may look like the makers of The Dark Crystal ran out of supplies and had to glue floor sweepings onto a starving chicken."
    That's criminally funny, and now i can't unsee this

  • Allie Fettig
    Allie Fettig 2 years ago +167

    In France, when a man is caught poaching ostriches, we shave his head and make him to run through the fields. Once you have seen this, you are never quite the same.

    • Stormtempter F
      Stormtempter F 2 months ago

      This is a Dude Where's My Car?! reference, I think I've let this cook long enough :D

    • Anti - Ethnic Cleansing
      Anti - Ethnic Cleansing 6 months ago

      @Dan Joaquin
      I don’t get your joke. Only bald guys poach ostriches? Did they become bald because the ostrich pecked out their hair? Or are all the farmers bald, and if so, why? None of these guesses of mine sound like they come close to what your joke was about though - so please explain?

    • Dan Joaquin
      Dan Joaquin 7 months ago +9

      That would explain why all the bald guys I saw in France were a bit off

    • MavisRead
      MavisRead 7 months ago

      So he was like forced to pretend to be an ostrich for a while?
      That sounds funny!

    • whitetrashkel
      whitetrashkel 11 months ago

      Shibby!

  • Tessitura9
    Tessitura9 11 months ago +82

    I'm actually super stoked that ostriches can't fly. Imagine what that would be like.

  • LynxChan
    LynxChan 2 years ago +14670

    I refuse to believe that an actual bird laying an actual egg can somehow be *more* obscene than that horrifying substitute.

    • Bodie Sergio
      Bodie Sergio 9 months ago

      @Henry Caspian You are welcome =)

    • Henry Caspian
      Henry Caspian 9 months ago

      @Bodie Sergio It did the trick and I finally got access to my account again. I'm so happy:D
      Thanks so much, you saved my ass!

    • Henry Caspian
      Henry Caspian 9 months ago

      @Bodie Sergio i really appreciate your reply. I got to the site thru google and Im in the hacking process atm.
      Takes quite some time so I will get back to you later when my account password hopefully is recovered.

    • Bodie Sergio
      Bodie Sergio 9 months ago

      @Henry Caspian instablaster :)

  • Janel M
    Janel M Year ago +28

    i don’t think you realize how long it took for me to realize that the egg laying clip was actually a person....,,

  • Sean Peacock
    Sean Peacock Year ago +627

    do one on the Emu, and don't forget to mention the Emu war.
    Spoiler: the Emu won.

    • Racoonma392
      Racoonma392 2 months ago

      @GangrenousGandalf About getting some nice new feather hats. DANGIT

    • KingT 02
      KingT 02 10 months ago +3

      @Allison James not really, in the 1930s the Australian government sent out three dudes with a couple machine guns to cull some emus because they were shitting up the local farmland, they only killed a thousand out of the 20000 in the area with their limited bullet stockpile so they went home and then people starting joking around and saying the emus won the cull/war cos why not its funny

    • Hippy282
      Hippy282 11 months ago +2

      One of the darkest days in Australian history XD

    • KateSinging InTheSnow
      KateSinging InTheSnow 11 months ago +1

      I did an entire presentation on the emu war for my War and Conflict class

  • Jason Caputo
    Jason Caputo 3 months ago +3

    “Why the ostrICH?” At 3:36 gets my vote for voice work of the year. Takes a simple simple line and magics it into funny.

  • OuttaGoodNamesDangit
    OuttaGoodNamesDangit 11 months ago +41

    Let's be real: Jerry is indeed the MVP on this.

  • Z P
    Z P 2 years ago +8097

    Pretty sure the feather-faced guy spitting out the egg is far more disturbing than the actual egg-laying process.

  • Timothy Serpette
    Timothy Serpette 2 years ago +96

    My God "riding a tricycle in a mosh pit" has got to be one of the greatest descriptions for anything I've ever heard.

    • Tsrif Tsal
      Tsrif Tsal 5 months ago

      I feel sad for those crippled by ADD but that is how... They do.

    • Preston Jones
      Preston Jones 2 years ago +2

      I must have missed that one, where was it?

  • Terraphice
    Terraphice 11 months ago +34

    The pumpkin line went over 99% of people’s heads, but don’t worry, I spent 20 seconds laughing my ass off.

    • Kida Nazara
      Kida Nazara 16 days ago

      This reminded me of the cartoon show, Ed Eddn Eddy, where one of the boys, named Rolf, insulted the ed boys by saying "your bush is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft!!" Which as a kid goes over your head, but as an adult 🤣🤣🥴

    • xavier12321
      xavier12321 6 months ago +5

      @Anti - Ethnic Cleansing He said... that it could '' Stick it's thumb into a pumpkin and still tickle a kitten'', which translates to... well, if you don't get it, you'll get it someday.

    • Anti - Ethnic Cleansing
      Anti - Ethnic Cleansing 6 months ago

      @xavier12321
      My question to the OP applies to you too. :)

    • Anti - Ethnic Cleansing
      Anti - Ethnic Cleansing 6 months ago +1

      I honestly couldn’t even make out what he was trying to say. I rewatched that part a good five times and was annoyed that there was no captions available for this video, so that wouldn’t help me figure out what he was saying either.
      Can you tell me what he said there?

    • xavier12321
      xavier12321 7 months ago +2

      It almost went over my head but then I was like.... waaaaaaait a minute...

  • Chris Jeffries
    Chris Jeffries Year ago +2

    After watching every episode of True Facts, I have concluded that Jerry is either a voice in Ze's head, or ventriloquist dummy along the lines of Conkey on Trailer Park Boys.

  • YeppyNope
    YeppyNope 2 years ago +62

    The ostrich IS giving you the middle finger. It's using it's whole body.

    • ThornHailsnap
      ThornHailsnap 6 months ago

      Imagine giving someone the middle finger, but with two legs on your fist instead of an arm. That is how the ostrich do.

  • Geo Leo
    Geo Leo 2 years ago +2738

    Jerry needs a raise for his passionate and hard work.

    • Allison James
      Allison James Year ago

      @Iain Mawhinney That was a truly fine moment!

    • Jerry Pocha
      Jerry Pocha Year ago +1

      Thanks guys 😀

    • Iain Mawhinney
      Iain Mawhinney Year ago +2

      this was his finest hour, although making outer space out of tardigrade poop was great too

    • Geo Leo
      Geo Leo 2 years ago +10

      @Andrew Humphrey He's sacrificed his dignity for this one, so let's give him some credit on that.

    • Geo Leo
      Geo Leo 2 years ago +21

      @roo boo Or... He could be a manifestation of Jerry's subconscious as a second persona, one being more frisky and unprofessional.

  • Jason son of Torah
    Jason son of Torah Year ago +3

    I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard, thank you, thank you very much, the way they look when they do the mating dance was hilarious and your narrative is down pact.
    Peace to you

  • Megan Konrad
    Megan Konrad Year ago +3

    When the first egg-laying scene happened, I thought it might've been some other bird. Then, the second time, I realized it was a mouth. I'm dying! XD
    Well done, Jerry. Well done.

  • Tristan Dunn
    Tristan Dunn Year ago +82

    “Brenda, where’s my egg?”
    “I don’t know did you lose it?”

  • under the seafoam
    under the seafoam Year ago +567

    "Why? Why the OstrieESCHh? "
    Haha idk what happened but I love that

  • J.L. deVastey
    J.L. deVastey Year ago +1

    I am a biology nerd, and I love your videos!! You keep me laughing!

  • VOSSMARKD
    VOSSMARKD Year ago +1

    After seeing the egg being lain/laid,I believe there's WAY more going on behind the scenes with Frank and Jerry than I care to know.
    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

  • John O'Neill
    John O'Neill Year ago +33

    "Or stick it's thumb in a pumpkin and still tickle a kitten!" JESUS! I'M CRYING!

  • Bill Cashion
    Bill Cashion Year ago

    So, I've seen maybe six of your clips to-date. Loving them. Good to know there are others out there who are also bat crap crazy. Be well.

  • Olive Takahashi
    Olive Takahashi Year ago +71

    "The egg emerges from the female's cloaca, a multipurpose - what is that, a smoothie?"
    Lmao

  • Wayne Dombrowski
    Wayne Dombrowski Year ago +3

    "Funny" is too small a word. Ze,your work is the best thing to listen to stoned since Firesign Theater. I intend that as high praise.

  • Alex Kennedy
    Alex Kennedy Year ago +1

    Props to Jerry for his dedication to the craft😂✌🏻

  • David LS
    David LS Year ago +4

    "From the distance, the Ostrich can look like a dinosaur"
    Well, it is because he IS a dinosaur, Frank

  • Treelance
    Treelance 2 years ago +1237

    “Being a small animal on the ground was a bit like riding a tricycle in a mosh pit”
    Poetry.

    • fft2020
      fft2020 2 years ago +29

      "Like a snow globe filled with chili con carne, it's wings are useless."
      Better than Shakespeare

  • Lisa Santiago
    Lisa Santiago 10 months ago

    Im new to your channel but you are hilarious I love the facts you give about the story. Keep them coming.

  • Gwir Galon
    Gwir Galon 2 years ago

    I've enjoyed your voice for awhile on other sites..Delighted to have found YOUR site! Came here from the Vintage site, by the way, for your own records. Thanks for the smiles, every time! (and the info)

  • Alicia Adams
    Alicia Adams Year ago

    Your videos are hilarious!!!!
    Keep them coming, kids and me really enjoy them.

  • Kelley Schultz
    Kelley Schultz 5 months ago

    I can’t stop laughing. Have watched it several times. Oh, gosh, Jerry!

  • yahya musseb
    yahya musseb 2 years ago +836

    The amount of effort Jerry put to get his pay is outstanding

    • Erica Tarasoff
      Erica Tarasoff 2 years ago +9

      Jerry doesn't get paid. Jerry does what he can so he gets to live another day.

    • Tacky Lynne
      Tacky Lynne 2 years ago +2

      Wtf it was at 666 who liked it

  • XYZ
    XYZ Year ago

    You should make a video about the Kakapo!
    It’s an endangered night-dwelling parrot on New Zealand that can’t fly, and just runs around on the ground, and they’re _amazing._
    They look like fluffy green potatoes ✨😌

  • Gabe
    Gabe Year ago

    I'd say that one of the funniest things I've found so far in my channel binge, would have to be his habit of switching between pronunciations of bird. Sometimes he clearly says bird, while other times it sounds more like berd. And while I know that is hard to hear the difference when in writing, simply listen back to the video paying attention to whenever he says bird/berd.

  • Noah Spurrier
    Noah Spurrier Year ago +2

    I watched this video twice before I realized it was Jerry, and not a bird, who imitated an ostrich laying an egg.

  • gian
    gian Year ago

    I hope you’re still doing these videos by the time I become a biology weirdo, I would love to contribute to the cause haha

  • UpcomingAto
    UpcomingAto 2 years ago +2911

    So I just realized the egg was coming out of his mouth not an ostrich.

    • TaterSalad JD
      TaterSalad JD 2 years ago

      Enthralling isn't it?

    • Knight Of Zer0
      Knight Of Zer0 2 years ago

      I laughed when i saw it

    • LaughingFox
      LaughingFox 2 years ago +1

      Lol definitely took me till the end of the video to realize it. Jerry did a pretty good job

    • glorioskey
      glorioskey 2 years ago +2

      Well I'm slow. I got close to figuring it out when I thought the cloaca looks a lot like lips.

    • Lynx Que
      Lynx Que 2 years ago

      Same. Dumbfounded

  • Airotiv
    Airotiv 8 months ago

    🤣🤣🤣 Already in hysterics with the genie joke, that is so true 💜

  • Maddy Carbuncle
    Maddy Carbuncle Year ago +49

    "Why the ostrii..ich?" Something I ask myself every night before falling asleep.

  • El Tonester
    El Tonester Year ago +2

    "Why the ostrich" made me laugh way harder than i think it was intended to

  • Zatanna K
    Zatanna K 3 months ago

    My professor had us watch this for biology and I am so glad she did. I wish I could learn everything with humor.

  • Antonio Luis Sombra
    Antonio Luis Sombra 2 years ago +1662

    Lol, only in the end I noticed the "ostrich laying the egg" scene was fake. Very well interpreted

    • Palo Santo
      Palo Santo 2 years ago

      SAME I had to watch it a few times

    • Vulkus
      Vulkus 2 years ago +1

      @The Crow
      >"You're a normie"
      >Uses Reddit
      Ironic

    • The Crow
      The Crow 2 years ago

      @ShadowAraunI subscribed

    • The Crow
      The Crow 2 years ago

      @ShadowAraun oh nice dude what game is that

    • Jenya Kolpakova
      Jenya Kolpakova 2 years ago

      Me too!

  • UNPAVED TV
    UNPAVED TV 10 months ago

    I am soooo glad I came across this channel, I am laughing my arse off! Great concept! Do you like extreme sports?

  • Humperdoo Saves
    Humperdoo Saves 3 months ago

    There are some awesome recordings from cyclists where this birb runs with them. Very very fast:-)

  • Ben Dubberly
    Ben Dubberly Year ago

    Hey Zefrank! Please look into making some feature-length stuff! You blend science and comedy on a way I've never heard or seen. Most stuff like that is crap, but as a lifelong fan of animal shows, buddy,YOU HAVE GOT IT!!

  • Max Gosselin
    Max Gosselin Year ago

    From what I understand, ground dwelling birds evolved BEFORE the mass extinction, and it was because of this lifestyle adaptation that they were able to escape the fates of their arboreal relatives once forests started getting wiped out.

  • DivineVTDragon
    DivineVTDragon 2 years ago +1717

    Because of zefrank, I've learned more about animal genitalia than I ever would have wanted to learn... about animal genitalia.

    • Donald Brown
      Donald Brown Year ago

      Nicely put, that part,about putting things nicely

    • Shawna James
      Shawna James 2 years ago +2

      i'm honestly fascinated by animal genitalia because
      1. it's stuff you never see, so
      2. you would have no clue what it looks like, then when you go to look it up,
      3. animals genitals are ALL SO DIFFERENT.

    • TaterSalad JD
      TaterSalad JD 2 years ago

      @Nise Plank This is reasonable.

    • Nise Plank
      Nise Plank 2 years ago +3

      Look, because of zefrank, I spent 2 days singing songs about bird sex.

    • TaterSalad JD
      TaterSalad JD 2 years ago +1

      Thanks to him I want to learn more, specifically, how many other naughty-naughty dinosaur body parts can the human mouth be used to mimic. It's quite an intriguing thing he and Jerry stumbled upon!

  • Kito Grova
    Kito Grova Year ago

    just the fake cloaca laying an egg made me laugh till I was in tears. This guy is indeed a genius

  • Michael Salais
    Michael Salais 2 months ago

    I am So happy to have discovered this. What a narrative. And the editing. Excellent work.

  • Aaron Auch
    Aaron Auch 10 months ago

    I'd love to see a video on otters! They're my favorite

  • Franco Benson
    Franco Benson Year ago

    Even though this is hilarious, his evolution of the ostrich actually makes sense

  • W Chandra
    W Chandra 2 years ago +2151

    Educating people while entertaining them, because that's how the zefrank dooooo.

    • TaterSalad JD
      TaterSalad JD 2 years ago +1

      First we need "True Facts About Jerry" and "True Facts About Davids of the Animal Kingdom"

    • Holographic Bunny
      Holographic Bunny 2 years ago +5

      Imagine if you had the ability to translate your foibles into humorous inspiration for others, awkward but unprecedentedly poignant... and also you said baby like “behBEH.”
      That is how a ZeFrank do.

    • Xandra Nicholai
      Xandra Nicholai 2 years ago +2

      W Chandra we need this in life

    • Alfred Gomez
      Alfred Gomez 2 years ago +8

      @FarrTheTomph Narrated by Morgan Freeman

    • Murg
      Murg 2 years ago +6

      I can hear him say this

  • Brianne H
    Brianne H Year ago +553

    “...like an AT-ST Walker....”
    Me: 😂
    “...if you speak hyper-nerd.”
    Me: 😑😑😑

    • live well with EDS
      live well with EDS 10 months ago

      tis true

    • TheRealNoodleDog
      TheRealNoodleDog 10 months ago +1

      I felt that hahah

    • Micah Bishop
      Micah Bishop 10 months ago +2

      @ElysetheEevee Yes, both.

    • ElysetheEevee
      ElysetheEevee Year ago +3

      I'm not the biggest Star Wars fan but even I got that. Not sure if I should feel proud or disappointed. Maybe both.

    • robert moore
      robert moore Year ago +6

      Oh.... i'm owning that
      "Yes, i speak Hypernerd"

  • StevoTheHero
    StevoTheHero 2 years ago

    The wittiest dialogue comes from this dude. Love this channel

  • Foxiepaws ACAnderson
    Foxiepaws ACAnderson 10 months ago

    Such excellent wildlife photography catching the egg being layed like that! Funnily enough it made my cheeks (in my face) sore watching that!

  • shaun griffith
    shaun griffith Year ago

    I had to watch the "miracle of birth" a few times before my brain understood just what I was looking at. It produced the loudest laugh I've had in 2020. Thanks.

  • Arctic Dino
    Arctic Dino 2 years ago +4361

    TheXvid: no, you can't show ostrich laying egg
    Jerry: Don't worry, I got this

    • A Frog
      A Frog Year ago

      @Isaac Yes.. Yes it is..

    • A Frog
      A Frog Year ago +1

      "hold my egg"

    • Isaac
      Isaac Year ago +1

      TheXvid again looking at Belle Delphine: This is fine.

    • Aiden Conway
      Aiden Conway Year ago

      Green A gaaaang

    • Dea'
      Dea' Year ago +5

      Jerry: "Hold my beer!"

  • Paul Miner
    Paul Miner Year ago

    Whenever *True Facts* pop up on my homepage I gotta rewatch them. Always a delight.

  • John DeNicola 🦅
    John DeNicola 🦅 2 years ago

    Oh my God! That egg-birthing simulation is probably the ODDEST thing I have seen in a long time, especiallly when I went back to it when I realized it was “Jerry’s” face covered with feathers... and the cloaca was his mouth..
    I’m laughing my ass off!!’ Brilliant!!

  • Eunice Yang
    Eunice Yang Year ago +1

    One time I was in an ostrich farm and got distracted by a squirrel. Then an ostrich tried to eat me, it wasn’t my best day...

  • FatStogie
    FatStogie Year ago

    This is borderline ASMR haha I was falling asleep whilst laughing at the things being said.

  • Doc
    Doc 2 years ago +1611

    People are afraid of spiders when they really should be afraid of this bootleg dinosaur that can outrun you with ease

    • MarkK
      MarkK 2 years ago +1

      @CC Actually the opposite is kinda true as humans are the best endurance runners.

    • MP197742
      MP197742 2 years ago

      And also spiders

    • Blessed Beyond measures
      Blessed Beyond measures 2 years ago

      🤣😩

    • TaterSalad JD
      TaterSalad JD 2 years ago

      @Endless Surprises Oh. This wasn't an offer. I've already made the requisite deposit of 5 tons of crickets. It's only a matter of time now.

    • Herr Wagnerianer
      Herr Wagnerianer 2 years ago

      But to be fair, there are hardly any ostriches hiding in my shoes or my bedroom.

  • Jaw Knee
    Jaw Knee 2 years ago

    Hats off to jerry, we need more like him.

  • Gator Dragon
    Gator Dragon Year ago +1

    Yes, ostriches, nature's floppy ballerinas! We need one on kakapos, kiwis, and the dinosaur murder birb, the cassowary.

  • Cow41087
    Cow41087 2 years ago

    That egg laying scene is like the new Scrabble barf. Thank you, Ze Frank!

  • Exidy YT
    Exidy YT 11 months ago +1

    I will be seeing that 'cloaca' in my nightmares for the next few months, thanks for that guys. :(

  • Sorenkair
    Sorenkair 2 years ago +7136

    I just realized that's someone spitting out an egg...

  • Unreal Reality
    Unreal Reality Year ago

    You should do episodes on the cassowary and emu, as well!

  • Jordan Batten
    Jordan Batten 4 days ago

    4:05 if they lost flight independently why would we assume they are related at all? They could be from entirely different birds at the extinction event and it would be no different.

  • Lonewolfx13
    Lonewolfx13 4 months ago

    This was oddly inspirational and wholly beautiful

  • Sinom Irneja
    Sinom Irneja 7 months ago

    I can't stop laughing! XD This amazing, thanks man.

  • Koalaninja7
    Koalaninja7 2 years ago +402

    I would be thrilled if we get a True Facts: Jerry some day

    • neuralmute
      neuralmute 2 years ago +5

      @TaterSalad JD I know that when paired with a Ben, Jerry makes phenomenal ice cream.

    • TaterSalad JD
      TaterSalad JD 2 years ago +1

      @Beach Girl Yes. And like the Morgan Freeman episode I think we're owed both a Jerry and a David episode. This is why we should submit photos, footage and definitions of Jerrys and Davids.

    • TaterSalad JD
      TaterSalad JD 2 years ago +2

      Well. Lets start sending Ze some facts about Jerry's we all know!

    • Beach Girl
      Beach Girl 2 years ago +6

      Jerry is a metaphor for all the Davids in Ze’s videos (my headcanon).
      Edit: Maybe David is a metaphor for Jerry.
      This is too much; I must pee on the bed... for comfort.

    • neuralmute
      neuralmute 2 years ago

      Please, please, please!

  • Remi mama
    Remi mama Year ago

    I friggin LOVE your videos! You need a damn slot on cable!

  • Dana Jane
    Dana Jane 10 months ago

    You, Good Sir, are purest gold. Thank you.

  • Brian D. Reynolds
    Brian D. Reynolds Month ago

    Yes, Jerry DEFINITELY went above and beyond!!

  • matthew Higgs
    matthew Higgs 2 years ago

    Imagine if we used gene editing technology to give ostriches the ability to fly. I think that might lead to the apocalypse. A cautionary tale indeed

  • Orodon Kassa
    Orodon Kassa 2 years ago +302

    *HOLD UP*
    I feel stupid now... I've only realized in the outtro that it was a human mouth squeezing out a chickens egg 😭😂😂

  • CurbsideUnderwood
    CurbsideUnderwood 2 years ago

    As someone who loves the movie The dark Crystal, that line about the dark Crystal had me rolling!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • Jeanne Smoker
    Jeanne Smoker Year ago

    Love your humor and they are still very interesting

  • Galaxy Oreos
    Galaxy Oreos 2 years ago +1

    Ze Frank has to be one of the best narrators

  • L Stiltskin
    L Stiltskin Year ago

    I'm in the middle of the biggest argument with my dog since I tryed to tell him about mr potato head's assistants.
    Thank you after nearly 2 hours I finily prove to my dog that ostrich is a real thing.
    I might have convinced my dog that ostrich exist.
    But I think that that being the most inportent fing to me.
    I lost a pece of my soul.

  • Defa Omega
    Defa Omega 2 years ago +510

    Could you imagine if Ostriches could fly? Like we'd just randomly see flocks of Ostriches flying over head. Man, that'd be terrifying and awesome!

    • MP197742
      MP197742 2 years ago

      Turkeys can fly and they go up in the trees at night. Was on a bike path through the woods one morning and heard a noise up in trees. Looked up to see a turkey flying from one tree to another directly overhead about 35 feet up. Then I realized, there were about 15 other turkeys up in the branches that high all around me. It was a weird and oddly intimidating moment.

    • Tariffic Typist
      Tariffic Typist 2 years ago

      @Luke Sorensen I genuinely laughed

    • Tariffic Typist
      Tariffic Typist 2 years ago

      No that would indeed be terrifying, just imagine in a Jurassic World movie a Velociraptor, have feathers and FREAKING FLY AFTER YOU, DRAGON HUNTER DINOSAURS HAVE AARRRIIIVVVEEEDDD!

    • ThreeRunHomer
      ThreeRunHomer 2 years ago

      Sandhill cranes are pretty damned big and they fly. They also make a lot of noise. Definitely Zefrank worthy.

  • Leo Lau
    Leo Lau Year ago +12

    “Another interesting thing about the Ostrich, when threatened, they attack.”

  • ProudHeroUser
    ProudHeroUser 6 months ago

    Thanks for your hard work, Jerry.

  • Monica Clark
    Monica Clark Year ago +7

    I saw this immediately after the ostrich mating dance video, in which the poorly made sock puppet filled with sausage was NOT censored. I was expecting to be double traumatized, I've never been so grateful for a censor in my life.

  • Ten Digit Number
    Ten Digit Number 10 months ago

    You know, this video got me to google the elephant bird and I'm stuck thinking;
    Aw man, we could have had real life Chocobos if we didn't hunt these gys to extinction! Granted they'd be scary AF to deal with but so are Chocobos if you piss them off.

  • Aku From the future
    Aku From the future Year ago +1

    "It can stick it's thumb in a pumpkin and still tickle a kitten"
    Lmfao
    At least it can help out on Halloween and still give the family pet some love. That's the important thing

  • Makia Polinska
    Makia Polinska 2 years ago

    I have been watching these since I was thirteen. I'm glad you started making these again. Lmao

  • Alex Holmes
    Alex Holmes Year ago +1

    This writer has the soul of a poet

  • JJ K
    JJ K Year ago

    My dad was once attacked by an ostrich at a zoo. It took his glasses by pokey pokey him and my dad, being terribly nearsighted without glasses frantically crawled into the fence to retrieve it. It was a whole scene.

  • Jane S. Canady
    Jane S. Canady Year ago

    This is some of the funniest sh*t I have ever seen.
    I think the first one I saw was the octopus but I can’t stop watching, they’re getting better and better.
    Like a mini-doc with a sick sense of humor and completely random and strange sh*t too.
    And the presenter’s voice kind of reminds me of Morgan Freeman, but a Morgan Freeman who says “butthole” and “behbeh”.
    Brilliant.

  • Dennis Byrd
    Dennis Byrd 7 months ago

    I don't know why but everytime i see these things run i start laughing 😂

  • Tmb Brand
    Tmb Brand 2 years ago +1

    I will never look at a strawberry smoothie the same. Thanks Jerry 😂

  • Erica Santifer
    Erica Santifer Year ago

    It took me rewinding twice to realize the egg was emerging from Jerry’s mouth 🤣
    Why the ostriiiich