(Some of) The Best of John Mulaney

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  • Published on Oct 12, 2019
  • Take a look back at some of John Mulaney’s best bits, in which he reveals why he had to stop drinking and how he ended up accidentally chasing a woman through the subway. (Contains strong language.)

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  • Your Name
    Your Name 3 hours ago

    Ok i am sorry. I have no clue if anyone else thinks so or if I'm a total weirdo and I'm the only one who thinks so but something about John Mulaney just makes my stomach flutter from how adorable he is. Mmm, to be the meat in a sandwich of sweet sexy nerd Johnny as one piece of bread and arogant aggressive Andrew Schulz the other, Id be in a comedy club sandwich of sex that would be oh so nice. Hell, the vegetarian version of that would be hot to sit back and watch too ;)

  • Mohamed Semeunacte

    I swear if this guy started a religion on TV... damn, scientology would have serious problems keeping up the pace...

  • The Idiot
    The Idiot 2 days ago

    How is it possible that I didn’t laugh once

  • Chyanne Dennis
    Chyanne Dennis 2 days ago

    The difference in this man before and after his wife came into his life is astounding. The fucking tattered jeans and sneakers I CANT

  • All FumeZ
    All FumeZ 2 days ago

    Andrew?

  • AccordingtoCabe
    AccordingtoCabe 3 days ago

    Delta airline help desk an oxymoron 😂😂😂

  • Ivy Hildebrand
    Ivy Hildebrand 3 days ago +1

    wow shoutout to Lucy

  • Milk
    Milk 4 days ago

    *hey would you help me out*
    *I’m very gay*

  • Nuggets Chicken nuggets

    All I hear is Andrew now. Netflix has changed me.

  • Anthony Jonze
    Anthony Jonze 5 days ago

    Is there a more likeable guy in standup right now?

  • i have a name
    i have a name 5 days ago

    but ain't it all the best

  • vollyballgirl25
    vollyballgirl25 5 days ago

    All I hear is Spider Ham...

  • Tala B
    Tala B 6 days ago

    “Hey would you help me out? I’m very gay I’d like a few dollars.”
    I-I feel called out.

  • Amelia Nickols
    Amelia Nickols 6 days ago

    When he started giggling in his delta airline joke 😂

  • Amelia Nickols
    Amelia Nickols 6 days ago

    Every time he said “imma PUsh him” I died 😂

  • j datin
    j datin 7 days ago

    Oh my sweet jesus this man is me as a 30+ y/o comedian

  • AestheticWeeb
    AestheticWeeb 7 days ago

    My dads eyes and his are exactly alike. 👁👅👁

  • thewayjiminflips hisorangehair

    👱🏾‍♂️
    👈🏽 👕 👉🏽
    👖
    👠👠

  • Harry Turner
    Harry Turner 8 days ago +1

    Well if he homeless he probably doesn’t have a mirror

  • CFB Fan
    CFB Fan 8 days ago

    John Malaney sucks ass

  • AJ
    AJ 8 days ago

    The way he imitated a Motown singer, I'm led to believe he should do as many voices as Nick in Big Mouth.

  • Sailor Caboose
    Sailor Caboose 8 days ago

    Comedy Central: John Mulaney Rewind
    Will Smith: Yaaaaa *it’s rewind time*

  • docette2015
    docette2015 8 days ago

    Count me as those joining the chorus of "it's so weird to see him doing stand-up in anything other than a suit!" I mean, logically, you know he must WEAR regular clothes, but still. XD Funny bits, though -- that thing with Delta, oh man. XD

  • turner hobbs
    turner hobbs 8 days ago

    he looks like if Drew Gooden and Grant Gustin had a kid

  • Aura Ripoll
    Aura Ripoll 9 days ago

    He's so hot. OMFg

  • eleanor rigby
    eleanor rigby 9 days ago

    i wanna know where lucy is now

  • MugenThaInfinite
    MugenThaInfinite 10 days ago +1

    John Mulaney is so John Mulaney that I'm sure I could never be raped by him.

  • siena gallo
    siena gallo 11 days ago

    ANDREW

  • jacob allen
    jacob allen 11 days ago

    This is my favorite white guy.

  • Fatima Glam
    Fatima Glam 11 days ago

    John Mulaney without a suit is like seeing my granny naked😯😲

  • Fatima Glam
    Fatima Glam 11 days ago

    Oh! This is probably the first footages of John Mulaney not wearing a suit that I witness 😲😲

  • Abigail Borsodi
    Abigail Borsodi 11 days ago

    all of these are on Spotify btw, if you wanna listen to them with your screen locked

  • Luna S
    Luna S 11 days ago

    When he said "I'm not gonna rape you, I'm a little boy" it sounded just like Danny Gonzalez.

  • James Humber
    James Humber 12 days ago

    This man fits perfectly in any time period

  • LIL C YOLO 25
    LIL C YOLO 25 12 days ago

    Either he stole the subway joke from brad williams or brad Williams stole the joke from him

  • Johnny H
    Johnny H 12 days ago

    John Mulany is the kind of guy your parents like because he seems like a good guy but you know that he party’s harder than anyone else you know.

  • Sydney Comeau
    Sydney Comeau 12 days ago

    Wit. All I see is Wit.
    GO BACK TO THE COSMERE, HOID. THE RADIANTS NEED A THERAPIST

  • Dennis The Menace
    Dennis The Menace 12 days ago

    Is Mr. Music OK?

    Oh no kids, Mr. Music is not OK

  • Sneha M
    Sneha M 12 days ago +1

    John Mulaney is the funniest man ever.

  • Jambo Rolambo
    Jambo Rolambo 13 days ago

    All of John Mulaney is the best of John Mulaney

  • Alfie Kelly
    Alfie Kelly 13 days ago +1

    John = anti hitler

  • 175cm
    175cm 13 days ago

    Why does he remind me of Eric Forman with a little bit of Kitty in the voice when he talks !? (if you watched his Netflix shows) And his father reminds me of Red Forman ?!
    That’s funny as hell

  • swing mill
    swing mill 14 days ago +1

    Imma *push* him

  • Jaelyne Page
    Jaelyne Page 15 days ago

    This is what Cole sprouse is going to look like in like 15-20 years

  • Cpego02
    Cpego02 15 days ago

    John Mulaney should play Jimmy Olsen in the next Superman movie. Or Shazam before he says Shazam

  • Varykno
    Varykno 15 days ago

    I don't get something about TheXvid. How is it if you have really crappy internet - like it's so slow that a turtle can fly through the air faster, that a 5 minute commercial can play (before the video) without buffering once. But as soon as the video comes on, it starts buffering like crazy. How is that?

  • Charlie Harris
    Charlie Harris 15 days ago

    How is he almost 40 years old?

  • Sean
    Sean 16 days ago +1

    this man is naturally super high but just w his humor

  • princesssookeh
    princesssookeh 16 days ago

    That was the best day of Lucy's life lol

  • Mike Spurlock
    Mike Spurlock 16 days ago

    y'all left out the best part of the Delta Airlines skit, not to mention the conclusion of the actual joke. He's talking about how it was before he had a girlfriend, and after (where you cut off) he says "and now that I have a girlfriend, she's just like, 'why don't we go see if southwest has any flights?'"

  • Wyatt Brownell
    Wyatt Brownell 17 days ago

    Does anybody else think his homeless guy sounds like John Travolta?

  • FRIMI
    FRIMI 17 days ago

    this video should be several hours longer

  • E V
    E V 17 days ago +1

    "I'M A LITTLE FAT GIRL!"

  • Nathan Hammock
    Nathan Hammock 17 days ago +1

    u qtalkin strait facts

  • richie -w-
    richie -w- 17 days ago

    "Ik You All Know I'm Telling Lucy!!"

  • Jai Gry
    Jai Gry 18 days ago +1

    When John mulaney wears the same clothes as you 🤢🥺🥵🥴🥴

  • McKenzie Shilling
    McKenzie Shilling 18 days ago +56

    Nobody:
    John Mulaney: *has a full on conversation with a 13 year old in the audience about OJ Simpson and Emmies*

  • Shatakshi Sharma
    Shatakshi Sharma 18 days ago +1

    I really don't believe someone booed him for making a healthy life decision.

  • Patrick Neal
    Patrick Neal 18 days ago +1

    "Because we're delta airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare"

  • tulipz
    tulipz 18 days ago +1

    I love how he began to talk to thirteen year old lucy for the rest of the segment