Joe Rogan Experience #1268 - Ron White

  • Published on Mar 20, 2019
  • Ron White is a stand up comedian and actor, best known as a charter member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. His new special "If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up" is now streaming on Netflix.

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  • Hard Mothafucka
    Hard Mothafucka 2 hours ago

    The weed peaks from 48:50-50:00 😂😂

  • asvp R
    asvp R 17 hours ago

    Just seeing this and I didn’t know I needed it but thank god 😂

  • iamsheep
    iamsheep 23 hours ago

    Joe needs to have Michael Blakey on!

  • Thomas Moore
    Thomas Moore 2 days ago

    these guys are great.. could listen to them all day.

  • Nicholas Morabito
    Nicholas Morabito 2 days ago

    Joe, stop looking into my soul

  • Garrett h
    Garrett h 2 days ago

    Trump 2020

  • kevin moler
    kevin moler 3 days ago

    If call a man who fuckd tranys. Id call them transformers

  • Clay Maxon
    Clay Maxon 5 days ago

    Still, it’s a big fucking pig.

  • Raymomd Hutchins
    Raymomd Hutchins 6 days ago

    Ron white, joey Diaz and jo rogan are the most comical pairs ever! Rogan and the astrophysicist will blow your mind! God bless Rogan, I wish I could meet someone of your caliber

  • Mason White
    Mason White 7 days ago

    “A touch of alcoholism.” I can hear his liver screaming through the screen. But I get it. It’s part of his existence. Molded into him. I’m not to much better a lot of days.

  • Richard Waithe
    Richard Waithe 9 days ago

    Anyone else completely die when Ron said " I gotta start bringing a friend with me" ??????

  • Paul Schroeder
    Paul Schroeder 10 days ago

    Joe "xanax gotta pee" Rogan.

  • Doc Chop
    Doc Chop 10 days ago

    a 9 dart game in 501 would be the equivalent to a hole in one. Super rare, and the biggest darters in the world don't hit them very often..Some never.

  • Gabriel W
    Gabriel W 11 days ago

    Hate that annoying buzz

  • Branflakes 4547
    Branflakes 4547 11 days ago

    I can't believe I haven't watched this episode. Only got 55 seconds in and forgot about it

  • justin dilio
    justin dilio 11 days ago

    False: Eating weed will not get u high.

  • Saaj Singh
    Saaj Singh 12 days ago

    Let Joe Rogan know about Indian "Bhang". Its a weed shake! Kinda common in India.. Context : 4:05

  • Pedro Rengel
    Pedro Rengel 14 days ago +1

    It just hit me. What the one thing that separates Trump supporters from anti-Trumpers. Beyond right-left. Beyond elite-populist. Beyond globalist-nationalist.

    Do you do yoga?

  • jenky1044
    jenky1044 15 days ago

    Joe is a great comedian but he's NOT a tier one comic, he's tier two. He's popular and does a good job, but he's not on top as a comic. His local club he is very high in the ranks but he bragged how he paid for their $30k sound equipment (I think he said 30k it may have been more).

  • Unknown
    Unknown 15 days ago

    0.5 Speed it xD

  • Brian Merica
    Brian Merica 17 days ago

    Anyone else notice how red Ron got after drinking so much. Looks like hes in pain but hes having fun. Anyone else kinda see what I mean?

  • Brian Merica
    Brian Merica 17 days ago +2

    Joe's got some 2000 laugh. You know. Like people who were adults in the 2000s lol hes got that laugh. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?

  • Tjentiji
    Tjentiji 20 days ago

    5:48 I spend a lot of time sober and I still wake up feeling like shit.

  • angel ochoa
    angel ochoa 21 day ago

    51! old fart lol.

  • Kordell Sorensen Comedy
    Kordell Sorensen Comedy 24 days ago +1


  • SaltyBrains
    SaltyBrains 24 days ago

    @ 17:15 BUSH is the BFG lol

  • jb111082
    jb111082 25 days ago

    At the beginning of the podcast, they passed a blunt around. When it got to Ron, it stayed in the ashtray. Pass that shit Ron!!

  • Harry Henderson
    Harry Henderson 26 days ago

    weed in oregon is like 3 bucks a gram ,

  • Harry Henderson
    Harry Henderson 26 days ago

    obama traveled around the world telling everyone how bad America is , and its our fault, stfu joe

  • Harry Henderson
    Harry Henderson 26 days ago

    it was dan q. that couldnt spell patato, and neither can i

  • Todd Ramey
    Todd Ramey 29 days ago

    Chewing weed doesn't taste that bad, but it WILL give you the worst case of insta-cotton mouth EEEVVEEERRRR!

  • Scott Nicholas
    Scott Nicholas Month ago

    Ron White is a ball buster and Joe was his target 😂

  • ben franklin
    ben franklin Month ago

    Once you establish yourself their is nothing that anyone can say or do to you. It doesn't matter dude. You cant go against hard work and likable decision's.

  • Steven Pannell
    Steven Pannell Month ago

    Rogan is so kissing Ron whites ass

  • Taylor
    Taylor Month ago

    Ayyy! I live in Amarillo!

  • Bjarni A
    Bjarni A Month ago

    bill hicks changed my life by just saying -it's just a ride-

  • Jeff
    Jeff Month ago

    Buy an Anatolian Shepherd or two and the coyotes will find a new house.

  • Woody Woodman
    Woody Woodman Month ago +1

    Uncle Ron's Bad Ass... but obviously Anti Trump!
    Still Love him though cause hes Smart enough to NOT announce his own political sides!

  • Paul Wall
    Paul Wall Month ago

    Did somebody say DMT?

  • Jesse Case
    Jesse Case Month ago

    There is a dip that uses cannabis. Their brand is called Cannadips. Outlaw did a video on it.

  • Neva' eh's Natas
    Neva' eh's Natas Month ago +1

    Team Young Jamie. That dude rocks and he doesn't get enough credit.

  • Cancer Ridden Lung
    Cancer Ridden Lung Month ago

    TIL Joe Rogan has never heard of pot brownies.

  • Luke Banter
    Luke Banter Month ago

    this one of my favorite comedy based ones

  • Fill a Void Podcast

    Hour 13 in and Ron is TOASTED

  • Chris Schneider
    Chris Schneider Month ago

    The term for tranny lovers is gay.

  • Chris Schneider
    Chris Schneider Month ago

    Golf is the friendliest game possible, provided the course is maintained without too much poison.

  • Chris Schneider
    Chris Schneider Month ago

    Human shit is always infuriating. Skid mark Row

  • Chris Schneider
    Chris Schneider Month ago

    The so called super gluttons lacked refrigeration, on demand energy, central heating, etc. Moderation is a modern luxury.

  • Chris Schneider
    Chris Schneider Month ago

    Clinton Body Count

  • Chris Schneider
    Chris Schneider Month ago

    Get Barry's cock out of your mouth, Rogan. Obama fucked us.

  • Te Dogg
    Te Dogg Month ago +1

    Slrums McKenzie in human form

  • Devon Tarry
    Devon Tarry Month ago

    Never seen a hole in one in another sport? Look up steph curry putting buzzer beaters in from the other side of the court.

  • hutch homestead
    hutch homestead Month ago +1

    I want to see Kurt Russell on here some day

  • Robert Tavernier
    Robert Tavernier Month ago

    Joe! You should get Dave Mordal on your show. He’s doing some work on our local morning radio show in the twin cities now, but I think he’d be guest for your show. Thanks! Love the show.

  • David Jones
    David Jones Month ago

    First, I love Ron. Awesome. But why didn't someone tell Ron he didn't need to "eat that microphone." That's a multi-hundred dollar microphone.... move it 6 - 8 - 10 - 12 inches from the microphone.

  • mike
    mike Month ago

    Joe Rogan, your ok my amigo!

  • illini dave
    illini dave Month ago

    You two are wrong. Obama always used a telle prompter without it his speeches were awful

  • Bryon Lape
    Bryon Lape Month ago

    People couldn't make fun of Obama and his teleprompter.

  • BigWave
    BigWave Month ago

    24:57 this man is telling his story while I got a mouth full of hard boiled egg. Thanks Ron. thanks.

  • Old Man hendo
    Old Man hendo Month ago

    When they were talking about going low with jokes, all I could think about is:
    Micahel Richards: HE’S A NIGGER!!!!!

  • California Sun Bear

    No hitters in baseball are like holes in one to me.

  • Riley Kenitzer
    Riley Kenitzer Month ago

    “Baby duck pussy lip taco”

  • Tony Patton
    Tony Patton Month ago

    Wow, Rogan and Tater Salad licking Dr Phil's balls together. Such a tender moment.

  • Eye of the Tiger [][][]

    Ron White is the unfunniest person on planet Earth. Nearly three hours of barely coherent drivel. Please never have this fucking loser ever back again.

  • Mark Tipton
    Mark Tipton Month ago

    Ain’t no way Joe is 51

  • jks2389
    jks2389 Month ago

    Joe please have Paul F Tompkins on the podcast.

  • Cj Lamonda
    Cj Lamonda Month ago

    So awesome Ron whites on the show he’s a great comedian.

  • Cj Lamonda
    Cj Lamonda Month ago

    Elephant pig haha

  • Tim Mill
    Tim Mill Month ago +1

    Most comedians really don't care of themselves.

  • Ken Clive
    Ken Clive Month ago

    Ron White is the finest Texan. That is all.

  • Chrissam07
    Chrissam07 Month ago

    Make it happen Ron and Phil podcast!

  • A.D. Green
    A.D. Green Month ago

    The drug alcohol , is one of most additive , next to the. Drug tobacco.

  • iLLDeeOnTheBeat
    iLLDeeOnTheBeat Month ago

    I'd throw up all over the table drinking as much as ron does.

  • Jonathan Jacobson
    Jonathan Jacobson Month ago

    i love how he said idont give a fiddlers fuck

  • Leon Wood
    Leon Wood Month ago

    Here in Arizona in my town they have residential hunting with a bow......Till a guy shot an Elk in the city park with about 50 people watching.
    Of the 50 people who watched the kill about 51 was GREATLY horrified and damaged for life and stormed town hall so due to political pressure they changed the law.

  • Erick Trousdale
    Erick Trousdale Month ago

    Goddamn right that it's bullshit that I can be arrested and locked away for 3 days for having a half a gram of weed in my truck and found guilty through no admission of my own just to swindle me out of $1,500!!! Fuck Alabama BTW

  • Alex White
    Alex White Month ago

    Then my daddy Johnny whie hit me in the head with by he landline so hard I saw a demon version of my mother in her moo moo in holding.FIRST and only visual compromise from a concussion.thank God that doesnt happen.

  • Dope D
    Dope D Month ago

    Why the closed caption had the word nigga in it ?🤔😆

  • spencer kenney
    spencer kenney 2 months ago

    i swear ron white and john force are brothers

  • Taltemaru Takanash
    Taltemaru Takanash 2 months ago

    You can hear and see the emotion on him when he's talking about his friend.

  • Taylor Whitney
    Taylor Whitney 2 months ago

    "I seem to require it." Those DTs are really no joke. If he drinks as much as he says thats probably why. DTs are the only drug withdrawal bad enough to kill you without medical help.

  • Vape Clouds901
    Vape Clouds901 2 months ago

    What’s his Instagram page?? Derek’s

  • Chip Hobby
    Chip Hobby 2 months ago

    I won see how happy Ron was when tiger one the masters this year he seems like like a big tiger fan

  • Alexander Rose
    Alexander Rose 2 months ago +1

    As of this date, 1.4k people suck at life and hate quality comedy/podcasts

  • David Gouin
    David Gouin 2 months ago

    If you fuck your feet up or your lower back. You're fucked!

  • Michael McInnes
    Michael McInnes 2 months ago

    "Keep your head still when you put." reminds me a lot of "Keep your stick on the Ice", quote about hockey from the great Red Green.

  • jaymiller73y
    jaymiller73y 2 months ago +1

    Joe, humanity is not evolving. We have dark hearts from the beginning. There is a yard stick that never moves. Be open to the you are with every other idea.

  • Danny Cormick
    Danny Cormick 2 months ago

    I’m thinking a whole in one in ufc or fighting in general could be a one punch knockout. Maybe not but the pro won’t even get 15,16,17 in a career

  • Vaden85
    Vaden85 2 months ago

    Does anyone else think Ron white resembles Locke's father in lost?

  • byallmeans
    byallmeans 2 months ago

    Love Ron white. As foul and dirty he is he has such a big heart. And what a voice!! Crazy how decades of alcohol and smoking abuse can make that magic of a radio voice. LOVE THESE MEN.

  • Stef
    Stef 2 months ago +1

    Just good timestamps for me :)

  • Brody Knapp
    Brody Knapp 2 months ago

    Hole in one is a 900 series in bowling.

  • 7DeadlySSJG's
    7DeadlySSJG's 2 months ago


  • Brian Leinhauser
    Brian Leinhauser 2 months ago

    Joe-Zay? Really dude ? You’re a damn commentator of the sport 😂😂

  • Jonathan Montanez
    Jonathan Montanez 2 months ago +2

    Get Bo Burnham on your show

  • C. W.
    C. W. 2 months ago


  • Auburn Tigers
    Auburn Tigers 2 months ago +1

    Ron White isn't that funny

    He's hilarious I would love to see him live

  • Colin Christensen
    Colin Christensen 2 months ago

    Hole in one = one punch knockout

  • michael grossman
    michael grossman 2 months ago

    Why dont they ever show the pictures!

  • Ed Smith
    Ed Smith 2 months ago

    Joe, there are no psycho active chemicals in the leaves of any pot plant. Only in the flower. Folks that claim to process stems, seeds, and leaves into get get high are full of shit. It never happened once in all of history.