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Happy hoes eat, sad hoes don't
Why are his hands so small????
“Purebreds” oh my god ahaha
4:54 why you talkin bout my wife man?
I see why I've never heard of this guy..he's not funny..
stuff like that. nailed it. Rampage Jackson says "stuff like that" all the damn time lol
Asian babies/kids are just plain cuter. Usually way better behaved too.
"I tower over you""You could eat peanuts off my head?"
Bryan Callen lookin like Lee Harvey Oswalt
How is this dull fuck famous? Worst comedian ever
like how that white lady looked at the black dude when she said biracial babies
Tom is a cuck. Period
8:50 "happy hoes eat and sad hoes don't" I died!! LOOL
Tom “Duct Tape” Segura
The Louisiana bit was spot on
Was that before Callen got hair transplants
Callen looking like he's about to sell alcohol out of the back of his 1929 Model A
Creativity 7/10. Savage ness 0/10. Cool factor -6/10. Stfu
Wow I didn’t know Tom was a liberal cunt
Drugs ARE fun. You’re right. 🤣 😂 🤣 4:44
20 to 1 ratio for Asian boy sounds about right.
Thanks for this
Tom is great.
Cant believe he appeared on bridge streel thats some local tv from my hometown😂
Bring DJ dad mouth back water champ and the peoples champ
shouts out throatzilla
"S/O to Bristol stool chart, I had no. 5 today, cracked with clear cut edges cause I need FIBER"
As someone from Louisiana, I agree with Tom.
Shout out Kim Anh
A YO KANE !
“Happy hoes eat, Sad hoe’s Dont”. Words of wisdom from Tom
Yeah your girlfriend, she’ll find out what time it is.
Your girlfriend will find out what time it is
Tom "open borders" Segura.
Honestly not so “savage“
Thought this was Christopher meloni
4:14 fucking killed me!
Tom segura and Bert Kirch..... have no comical talent. They built their 25minutes of fame off of Joe Rogan.
This guy's an idiot . If I ever see him ima woop his ass
If i close my eyes and listen, I'm hearing tim Allen. Try it! 😀Oh yer, I'm home here meow.
“I’m gonna watch some more, but right now it hurts...”
So... is this Zach Galifianakis being some other guy?
@darrel shand it was a joke, bro.
they say his name like 400 times bro
DJ dad mouth! That's too funny! Idk he was funny like that!
I got kids that she doesn't know about, sometimes when shes out of the house I'll bring the other kids over. Oh Tom
Tom Segura on morning shows or the local news is a recipe for perfection. So funny bc he could care less.
I love his local news interviews. The news anchors are such losers and it shows how lame they truly are.
@Thrashaero we do know that losers make minimum wage then spend their time talking shit on more successful people.
@ksferg You're not sure of anything other than being butthurt about people dissing cheesy morning show anchors.
@Thrashaero Winners get to have a job that they enjoy while making a very decent amount of money and meeting interesting people like Tom Segura. I'm sure it's more than what you can say at your job.
@ksferg lol yeah. because winners wear bright cardigans and try to be all upbeat and pretend the naughty things in life don't exist...or worry their advertising will get pulled.
They're not losers, they're just trying to do their job and probably also understand that talking to a comedian at that time isn't the best time to do an interview either so they just try to get through it like him.
trash comedy hmm shows how many appreciate this kind of trash.
“Ain’t no double fault, fuck you”
You got to leave some of the laughter in, man. Cutting the clip off immediately after the punch line completely robs us of the aftermath.
Asian babies are pretty damn cute. theyre so chubby with their small eyes.
Shout out to everybody all over the world doing there thing and stuff like that
I like em pure bred.
she will find out what time it is
This was as savage as a trained chihuahua.
Jack Koev bruh
Yo whats up with that whack ass minute or so blank at the end just so you can monetize the video. Thats whack
Bristol stool chart 🤣🤣🤣