r/Tinder | forever alone

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  • Published on Sep 19, 2019
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  • Braden Vester
    Braden Vester 4 hours ago +1

    9:55 actually amazing

  • RoadkillWaffle
    RoadkillWaffle 6 hours ago

    Ah yes bris- *tol* my favourite city

  • triiple-chips
    triiple-chips 14 hours ago

    1:41 ain't that the face of an SCP

  • Bad Animator
    Bad Animator 21 hour ago

    7:12
    damien, DAMIEN, *DAMIEN*

  • oilimE Noruega
    oilimE Noruega Day ago

    0:09
    She can even hold the fabric of reality. I'd say she's a keeper

  • felixx
    felixx 2 days ago

    (11:48)
    wait wait wait wait wait.
    wouldnt it be 18in not 16?? since 5' is 60in and 6'6 is 78in???? unless i read it wrong?????

  • Sir62
    Sir62 2 days ago

    Well 1. B99 reference at 4:10 but ALSO he said “number 5” in chills voice? I frikkin died

  • Liam Cornell
    Liam Cornell 3 days ago +3

    *Chills voice* now number five.

    I spat out my drink

  • Jason Bourne The CIA Agent

    More chills!

  • skyblaze23
    skyblaze23 3 days ago

    6:39 I sense a lot of salt

  • Isaac Radeka
    Isaac Radeka 4 days ago +1

    oh dont be sorry (0:44)

  • Dendran Gardner
    Dendran Gardner 4 days ago

    0:32
    >has horrible jackscepticeye flashbacks
    No! Not the clap!

  • Pronator Tendon
    Pronator Tendon 5 days ago

    Um. No.
    5'0 to 6'6 is 18 inches

  • J a z
    J a z 5 days ago

    4:02 NINE NINE!!!!!

  • Delta Kingpin
    Delta Kingpin 5 days ago

    I would sex the John

  • LoganDark
    LoganDark 6 days ago

    4:10 now number five

  • jollygreenjeff
    jollygreenjeff 6 days ago

    Hippity hoppity you’re legally my property

  • aSoup
    aSoup 6 days ago

    4:03

  • Fyrestone
    Fyrestone 6 days ago

    I love the random Chills impersonation nearly every video lmao

  • OmniscientWarrior
    OmniscientWarrior 7 days ago

    That last guy failed. It is 18 inches between 5 foot flat and 6 feet 6 inches, not 16.

  • Frédéric Chopin
    Frédéric Chopin 7 days ago

    I matched with Josh. Can confirm his claim.

  • Jonathan Robertson
    Jonathan Robertson 7 days ago

    11:50 it's 18 inches, not 16 lol

  • Sean Hamel
    Sean Hamel 8 days ago

    11:57 it's 18 inches :P

  • Amfibrachy
    Amfibrachy 11 days ago

    Can someone tell me what meme face on 7:09 is called?

  • the real oh yeah yeah
    the real oh yeah yeah 11 days ago +1

    John looks alittle... alittle... [REDACTED]

  • Dorian Hge
    Dorian Hge 12 days ago

    Hurricane vibe check

  • Camden
    Camden 13 days ago

    minecraft n chill

  • Chronicw0k3nspamsL2ツ

    1:40 what my sleep paralysis demon doing on tinder

  • Rainbow Rose
    Rainbow Rose 13 days ago

    I feel like Michelle and Josh are already dating, and they use their profiles to flirt with each other in a cute couple-y sort of 'Oops sorry I missed you' sort of way...if so that's adorable fucking gold!

  • Onfroi
    Onfroi 13 days ago

    is tinder gold really $15 a month? holy shit what the fuck

  • Khoi Tran
    Khoi Tran 14 days ago

    5:05

  • Tresha LeFoxy
    Tresha LeFoxy 15 days ago

    5:11 Even funnier since my friend with coheclier (just forgive my spelling sin father) implants, name, is Alex.

  • Austin The gamer
    Austin The gamer 16 days ago

    She forgot to account for the dollar bills compressing under her weight

  • Makayla's Dollhouse
    Makayla's Dollhouse 16 days ago

    HAHAHA SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • speed weed bike sandwich

    Everyone on tinder must pass the Damien test.

  • [SCP] Gr33nL1ghtn1ng6
    [SCP] Gr33nL1ghtn1ng6 17 days ago

    1:50 That's SCP-3199, I'm a huge SCP fan

  • Pete Baumgartner
    Pete Baumgartner 17 days ago

    So those people that were messaging for years.... GMA (good morning America) had them meet up and the chick rejected him. Then again the dude did give off the creeper vibe of saying how she should meet his parents 😂😂😂

  • phooogle
    phooogle 17 days ago

    How come earlier EmKay is an English sounding chap, maybe an Aussie, and now it's an American?

  • Lingx Cats
    Lingx Cats 18 days ago +1

    Why is the giraffe pickup line something that would low-key work on me?

  • cmagee14
    cmagee14 18 days ago

    Ooo and a bonus r/oopsdidntmeanto 😂😂😂

  • Heavy Impact Gaming
    Heavy Impact Gaming 18 days ago

    Your chills impression bro🤣🤣🤣🤣 I almost shit myself😆😆😆

  • Xaracen
    Xaracen 19 days ago

    2:57 Briss toll? scuse me

  • Mini Roi
    Mini Roi 19 days ago

    My relationship boundaries
    -Cuddles
    -Cool
    -
    -
    -
    -

  • GlitchBox Animations _Prophet_

    DORIANS 18 MI AWAYYYY

  • Jayden Lugo
    Jayden Lugo 20 days ago

    horngry

  • login scooter
    login scooter 20 days ago

    Just realized that mkay uses the mr king dice music

  • dat boi
    dat boi 20 days ago

    the number 5 killed me, i did not expect that

  • Furry Control
    Furry Control 20 days ago

    i want to use tinder seriously but i am also worried

  • GrimmWF Gaming
    GrimmWF Gaming 20 days ago

    but the truth is it wasnt the last hello. because. next. came. hello- rise of the hello

  • Jay buff
    Jay buff 20 days ago

    Jesus man u blew up quick. Feels like a few weeks ago when I subscribed u were at like 500k now look at you doin the thing mister 1mill. Love your uploads bro but was always curious as to who the Australian guy is who is also emkay.

  • Slatt Attack
    Slatt Attack 20 days ago

    Just found this channel yesterday and ive been watching so many videos i cant remember wich ( sorry if i don't know grammer) ones I've already seen😆

  • Dacota Poe
    Dacota Poe 20 days ago

    Anyone else realize that the last person did their math wrong? Because they multiplied the thickness of the bill by 16 inches but in fact they would have to multiply it by 18 inches to go from 5' 0" to 6' 6"

  • Suggindese Nuts
    Suggindese Nuts 20 days ago

    9:14 why is she on Tinder when she already has a boyfriend

  • Hunter Steidle
    Hunter Steidle 21 day ago

    I am playing Minecraft right as I was watching this 😂

  • Daniel Jun
    Daniel Jun 21 day ago

    1:03 This actually killed, oh my stomach it hurts

  • Varak7
    Varak7 21 day ago

    My name is Grayson but A instead of E

  • Ventus Vindictus
    Ventus Vindictus 21 day ago

    It really bugs me that the last guy there seems to think there are 10 inches in a foot.
    This is why I am alone, isn't it?

  • Blaze the Fox
    Blaze the Fox 21 day ago

    hmm

    im having SCP vibes from that chap about a minute 40 in.

  • No Homo Mom
    No Homo Mom 21 day ago

    10:30 what if I put my Minecraft chest next to yours to make a double chest

  • Rachel Von Lee
    Rachel Von Lee 21 day ago +2

    I died at "now number five" in chills voice😆😆😆😆