Deal or No Deal Cold Open - SNL

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  • Published on Jan 20, 2019
  • Steve Harvey (Kenan Thompson) hosts a special Deal or No Deal where President Trump (Alec Baldwin) fields offers from members of Congress, like Nancy Pelosi (Kate McKinnon), Chuck Schumer (Alex Moffat), Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Melissa Villaseñor) and Maxine Waters (Leslie Jones), to end the government shutdown.
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Comments • 8 078

  • Dynamic Dopamine
    Dynamic Dopamine 6 hours ago

    That is awesome I am from Piedmont South Carolina, I live in upstate South Carolina right beside Clemson South Carolina! Whitson is my favorite football team, always have always will be a tiger! I'm so happy to see Clemson get represented on Saturday Night Live that's what's up

  • Depcom
    Depcom 14 hours ago

    I gotta admit every time I see Kate I fall deeper in love with her!

  • BoltRift
    BoltRift 2 days ago

    Fuck AOC

  • TSRampageRambe41 Xbox

    2 hours later, Ebola

  • kingtut777
    kingtut777 4 days ago

    NOT FUNNY

  • John Ambriz
    John Ambriz 4 days ago

    Clemson 🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅

  • Horulus Dalius
    Horulus Dalius 5 days ago

    Alec is fucking legend

  • Greeny Gruett Gaming
    Greeny Gruett Gaming 6 days ago +1

    “Cool story bro, no deal.”

  • Marco Pierce
    Marco Pierce 7 days ago

    Shoulda got Fred Armisen to do a cameo as Howie

  • Molnár Anett
    Molnár Anett 7 days ago

    Make a Deal No Deal with Margaret Thatcher

  • BiG -T
    BiG -T 7 days ago

    They want borders but no wall. I'm confused. They want to be safe in America but they don't want Trump to make it safe. They don't want drugs coming in to America. But they don't want Trump stopping people coming in or sneaking in to America. Because that's what Mexicans are doing. Americans are so stupid.

  • Leighton Reese
    Leighton Reese 8 days ago

    Dear God I hope they stopped clapping for AOC by now😂

  • Martin Clay
    Martin Clay 10 days ago

    FIVE!

  • The Georgia Peach
    The Georgia Peach 10 days ago

    Let's not forget that Nancy Pelosi was going on a Public Relations trip to Belgium, Egypt and Afghanistan.

  • Rudy Texas
    Rudy Texas 10 days ago

    Wow I remember when SNL use to be funny, SNL has really gone down hill

  • Aaron Deaton
    Aaron Deaton 10 days ago

    SNL: brought to you by the DNC
    Yawn. Zzzzzzzzz

  • mega lodon
    mega lodon 11 days ago

    no talent show really slipped since the 1970s

  • RED BALL73
    RED BALL73 13 days ago

    Remember when SNL was still funny?

  • Charles Charlemagne
    Charles Charlemagne 14 days ago

    this was pretty terrible....Baldwin is a terrible trump

  • LATONYA WHITTINGTON
    LATONYA WHITTINGTON 14 days ago

    Lol

  • Precious Adefioye
    Precious Adefioye 16 days ago

    They should do a Brexit version 😂

  • Max Baca
    Max Baca 19 days ago +1

    I absolutely adore kate McKinnon. My goodness she's something else but it's perfect

  • Megalon73
    Megalon73 21 day ago

    That "Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez" is the best in modern figures in SNL History.

  • Benthruit !
    Benthruit ! 21 day ago

    SNL goes after almost only Trump. The Pelosi needs to be about 50 years older.
    Baldwin is cute but an idiot on many levels.

  • Martha Orozco
    Martha Orozco 21 day ago

    is the only roll Baldwin can get, he is not good anymore, as a clown probably!!

  • Chris Cruise
    Chris Cruise 22 days ago +1

    SNL aka CNN

  • darkstar18498
    darkstar18498 22 days ago

    Bathroom booker aka sparticus. Runaround the white house really ?

  • liberator6
    liberator6 23 days ago

    Chuck Schumer was really kinda endearing. hee hee

  • Brian Martinez
    Brian Martinez 24 days ago +3

    “Boy this is like watching two old people fight over the thermostat “ lmao 😂

  • Chris Liu
    Chris Liu 25 days ago

    okurrrrrrrr

  • Joe Gilberti
    Joe Gilberti 25 days ago

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  • Joshua Roth
    Joshua Roth 25 days ago

    ALEC YOU NEED TO THANK TRUMP FOR GIVING YOU A CAREER AS BEING SOMEBODY IN LIFE!! WITHOUT ACTING LIKE TRUMP YOUR A NOBODY.

  • Karstyn McDaniel
    Karstyn McDaniel 26 days ago

    Cardi isn’t black 🥴

  • Amanda Bieber
    Amanda Bieber 27 days ago

    Kenan lost weight omg I almost didn’t recognize him lowkey

  • Shane Engler
    Shane Engler 27 days ago

    The sad part about about this is that it almost doesn't seem like a comedy because this is just how he really is smh

  • Lyndon Fair
    Lyndon Fair 27 days ago

    All the women are 5

  • Jacob Green
    Jacob Green 27 days ago

    Brown skin white trash meth head Barbie

  • Lio Gonzalez
    Lio Gonzalez 28 days ago

    These guy's are hilarious!😂😂😂

  • Jeff Busby
    Jeff Busby 28 days ago

    When will people tell Alec Baldwin that both his impersonations and comedy are garbage? When goddamnit when

  • Aaron Khamvom
    Aaron Khamvom 28 days ago

    Fuck AOC!

  • Snezhinka 2011
    Snezhinka 2011 28 days ago

    Обожаю!

  • Josh Ellison
    Josh Ellison Month ago

    It's too bad Darryl Hammond isn't on SNL anymore. His impression of Trump embarrassed Baldwins impression. It really isn't even a good impression. Darryl Hammond had a great impression of everyone though. It's hard to match that.

  • Cesalie Norsworthy
    Cesalie Norsworthy Month ago

    smuggling extra teeth lol!

  • NoBreadNation
    NoBreadNation Month ago

    they jus picked up the first black chick they found to play cardi

  • mimi mure
    mimi mure Month ago +1

    Michael Avanetti is going to prison!!! LMAO

    • mimi mure
      mimi mure Month ago

      Bigg Puph dude they are fucking liberals. They like to pick on all Trump supporters cuz they lost and they keep on losing. They are what you would call sore losers. Or Obama and Hillary supporters. Lol

  • Bigg Puph
    Bigg Puph Month ago +1

    Mr. Trump is looking good out there. The real Trump is a bit bigger and tougher looking than this jack ass!

  • larry tate
    larry tate Month ago

    Oh and did or did he not have restraining order during his divorce from his famous wife.as well, She claimed physical abuse and weren't there photos to back her up. Oh im sorry I digress.

  • larry tate
    larry tate Month ago

    I just find it interesting that when Mr.Baldwin berated his daughter on the phone a few years back. He seemed to be deemed a POS by. the public and media. Im sure SNL would not have had on.then. But now he is of use to them , no problem, all is good.

  • Boney Jones
    Boney Jones Month ago

    2hours later Ebola

  • James Reed
    James Reed Month ago

    The strangest thing about this sketch is that some fucktards actually applauded for aoc. For real people?

  • Black Light
    Black Light Month ago

    thexvid.com/video/lCQFPDM73kY/video.html

  • Barry Aponte
    Barry Aponte Month ago

    Very funny. These folks are all so very talented.

  • andrea merkx
    andrea merkx Month ago

    +2 for necktie joke + roomba joke!

  • Michael Stroman
    Michael Stroman Month ago +2

    I love the way she plays Nancy Pelosi!!😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

  • Tad Tranclere
    Tad Tranclere Month ago

    I thought this skit wasn’t that good when it first came out. But coming back to it now, I’m liking it more and more.

  • Mark Kar
    Mark Kar Month ago +1

    They could've made the aoc character a thousand times better.

  • Ainsley King
    Ainsley King Month ago +1

    Sketch idek vaguely inspired by all the debate ones and Diner Lobster (Huge John Mulaney fan btw) What if SNL did a shriek the musical “Duloc” parody with Trump as Farquaad talking about how much he’s improved America.
    Like the line: “Once upon a time, this place was infested. Freaks on every corner, I had them all arrested.”
    Freaks could be replaced by “hombres” (same amount of syllables and duh) and arrested could be deported or arrested.
    Who’s with me?

  • Charlotte
    Charlotte Month ago

    Deal or no deal: brexit edition

  • mimi mure
    mimi mure Month ago +1

    Trump 2020❤️❤️❤️

  • mimi mure
    mimi mure Month ago +3

    Hahahaha I loved this. I love Trump. Trump is always winning. And that Nancy pelosi bit was spot on. LMAO

    • Bigg Puph
      Bigg Puph Month ago

      +mimi mure Mimi, I think we need to go on a date and discuss this a bit further. This is a conversation better had over a nice dinner. Where would you like to go?

    • Bigg Puph
      Bigg Puph Month ago +1

      +mimi mure Yep. They sure are! They are dumbocrats that's for sure. I don't care for any of them. We don't need crybabies running the company, we need strong people.

    • mimi mure
      mimi mure Month ago +1

      Bigg Puph liberals are bunch of crybabies OMG lmao. They still dont wanna believe it Trump no collusion. It's like 2016 election all over again. LMAO.

    • mimi mure
      mimi mure Month ago +1

      Bigg Puph Trump no collusion and Michael avanetti is going to prison. LMAO. I mean today was good day. I love being a Trump supporter. Trump 2020❤️

    • Bigg Puph
      Bigg Puph Month ago +1

      Trump is the master. Best president this nation has ever had. Numbers don't lie even though the lefties are so ignorant they still don't see it.

  • Tiffany Moore
    Tiffany Moore Month ago +1

    I like how they joke about how quickly Trump changes his opinion of others! Lol

  • Tiffany Moore
    Tiffany Moore Month ago

    The sponsors! OMG! Lol🤣

  • CyanZeal
    CyanZeal Month ago

    5:14 hey It dont work both ways I aint Kanye lol

  • Jon Barwick
    Jon Barwick Month ago

    *MOMO 2020*

  • Shelly Ann Patrick
    Shelly Ann Patrick Month ago

    No wonder King Trump becomes angry at you guys. I think he watches your lovely show. I like it. I pray you keep on doing your show for generations and generations. Today it's 23rd March it's my 1st time I actually saw King Trump here in SNL I've only heard about it in main News on TV "that there is some show on TV that copy President King Trump & criticise his deeds and he wants to hurt everyone on that show". It was pleasure watching it.
    I call him King Trump for he talks acts like a king not like a President. A President is elected Democratically his works are on word of people.
    King Trump just wakes up in the morning & whatever comes to his mind he does that. Like a King who only listens to himself. That's all from me see you guys. Happy to see little Pete was in it too.

  • Aaron Brown
    Aaron Brown Month ago

    I love how much Saturday night live makes fun of both sides, not limiting it to only one stupid politician party at a time.

  • grateful dead
    grateful dead Month ago

    lol

  • Cockney John
    Cockney John Month ago

    He's got a foe-bia!!

  • Shane Engler
    Shane Engler Month ago

    Trump would go for the crave box lol

  • Francisco Ramirez
    Francisco Ramirez Month ago

    I dunno what trump is bitching about they make fun of everyone here its great

  • MATINUSKA THUNDRRPHUKK

    That's what I thought motha....

  • Jake C
    Jake C Month ago

    So new! So provocative! I can’t believe SNL is making fun of the Prez! How edgey.... oh, n/m.

  • Matthew Fultz
    Matthew Fultz Month ago

    This really shouldn't be such an accurate depiction of our government... Lol

  • Aliko Dangote
    Aliko Dangote Month ago

    6k dislike r trumps voters

  • Manny B.
    Manny B. Month ago

    ''It don't go both ways, i aint Kanye'' lol

  • cam taylor
    cam taylor Month ago

    Clemson representing hamberders

  • Stanislav Zaverukha

    Alec sucks big ones

  • Jesse F
    Jesse F Month ago +3

    I believe that everyone of the dislikes on this video was
    done by mr. trump himself, and then he tweets about it later.

    • Bigg Puph
      Bigg Puph Month ago

      Not at all! You do realize Trump won the presidency, right? More people like him than don't like him. When will you idiotic dumbocrats get over losing? This country is doing amazing right now. Our economy is thriving! Everything is going really good. Why in the hell can you people not see this? What the fuck is wrong with your brain? You're some of the most ignorant human beings on the planet if you fail to see this. You're just mad because you don't like a guy who stands up for himself and tells others how it is. This guy takes more heat than anyone in the world, yet it doesn't even faze him. He keeps right on going amidst all the lies being told about him. Keep America Great! Build that wall! Fuck the dumbocrats! Idiots! Morons! Imbeciles! You're a waste of space on the earth!

  • Sir Charles
    Sir Charles Month ago

    THIS IS SO UNFUNNY, THE MERE THOUGHT OF LAUGHTER NEVER CROSSED MY MIND!!! SNL STILL SUCKS THE BAG, SO SAD!!!!

  • Brian Gleason
    Brian Gleason Month ago

    Good news about trump is it shows anyone can be president, retard or not.

  • sharie morgan
    sharie morgan Month ago +8

    "Poke yo head back outta that shell....I got a nice piece of letters for you"

  • sharie morgan
    sharie morgan Month ago +2

    " This like watching too grandparents over a thermostat"....

  • Yomaris Saldana
    Yomaris Saldana Month ago

    Lmfao

  • Fancy Vizion
    Fancy Vizion Month ago +2

    #9 is a dead ringer for Mitch McConnell.

  • Donnie Gordon
    Donnie Gordon Month ago

    I had pastrami on Rye bread recently 🍞

  • 2gointruth With Good News of The True Gospel

    To be a man of peace, humanity and true compassion, we must each and individually pray to God (in the secret place) and live our lives (now and always) in the way that only Immanuel alone teaches (the anointed one) also called Jesus. Where through him, we shall each be safe and well away from the many fake prophets of Christianity and all other religions. Here then (and for all to see) is a brief reminder of his true teaching…
    “Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men.” - (Matthew 4: 19) -
    “God is spirit, and those who worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.” - (John 4: 24) -
    “Beware of false prophets, men who come to you dressed up as sheep while underneath they are savage wolves. You will recognize them by the fruits they bear.” - (Matthew 7: 15-16) -
    “Do not call any man on earth ‘father’; for you have one Father and he is in heaven. Nor must you be called ‘teacher’; you have one Teacher, the Messiah.” - (Matthew 23: 9-10) -
    “Take care that no one misleads you: For many will come claiming my name…”
    - (Matthew 24: 4) -
    “Many false prophets will arise, and will mislead many; and as lawlessness spreads, men’s love for one another will grow cold. But the man who holds out to the end will be saved. - (Matthew 24: 12-14) -
    “I am the way; I am the truth and I am life; no one comes to the Father except by me. If you knew me you would know my Father too.” - (John 14: 6-7) -
    “When you pray, go into a room by yourself, and shut the door. Pray to your Father who is there in the secret place; and your Father who sees what is secret will reward you.
    In your prayers do not go babbling on like the heathen, who imagine that the more they say the more likely they are to be heard.
    Do not imitate them. Your Father knows what your needs are before you ask him.
    This is how you should pray:
    Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name,
    Your kingdom come; your will be done, on earth as in heaven,
    Give us today our daily bread,
    And forgive us the wrong we have done, as we have forgiven those who have wronged us.
    And do not bring us to the test, but save us from the evil one.
    For yours is the kingdom and the power and the glory, for ever.
    Amen.
    For if you forgive others the wrongs they have done, your heavenly Father will also forgive you; but if you do not forgive others, then the wrongs you have done will not be forgiven by your Father.” - (Matthew 6: 6-15) -
    “Pass no judgement, and you will not be judged. For as you judge others, so you will yourselves be judged, and whatever measure you deal out to others will be dealt back to you.” - (Matthew 7: 1-2) -
    “Truly I tell you; if anyone obeys my teaching he shall never know what it is to die.” - (John 8: 51) -
    “Is there a man among you who will offer his son a stone if he asks for bread, or a snake when he asks for fish? If you, then, bad as you are, know how to give your children what is good for them, how much more will your heavenly Father give good things to those who ask him!
    Always treat others as you would like them to treat you: that is the Law and the Prophets.
    Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life and only a few find it.” - (Matthew 7: 9-14) -
    “I am the gate; anyone who comes into the fold through me shall be safe. He shall go in and out and shall find pasturage.
    The thief comes only to steal, to kill, to destroy; I have come that men may have life, and may have it in all its fullness.” - (John 10: 9-10) -

    “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.” - (Matthew 7: 21) -
    “I am the resurrection and I am life. If a man has faith in me, even though he dies, he shall come to life; and no one who is alive and has faith shall ever die.” - (John 11: 25-26) -
    “I have not come to judge the world, but to save the world”
    - (John 12: 47) -
    “Whoever then will acknowledge me before men, I will acknowledge him before my Father in heaven; and whoever disowns me before men, I will disown him before my Father in heaven.” - (Matthew 10: 32-34) -
    “Someone said, ‘your mother and brothers are here outside; they want to speak to you.’ Jesus turned to the man who brought the message, and said, ‘Who is my mother? Who are my brothers?’ and pointing to the disciples, he said, ‘Here are my mother and my brothers. Whoever does the will of my heavenly Father is my brother, my sister, my mother.’” - (Matthew 12: 47-50) -
    “The disciples came and asked Jesus, ‘Who, then, is the greatest in the kingdom of Heaven?’ He called a little child to him, and placed the child among them. And he said: ‘Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of Heaven.
    Therefore, whoever takes the lowly position of this child is the greatest in the kingdom of Heaven. And whoever welcomes one such child in my name welcomes me.
    If anyone causes one of these little ones-those who believe in me-to stumble, It would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.
    Woe to the world because of the things that cause people to stumble! Such things must come, but woe to the person through whom they come!’” - (Matthew 18: 1-7) -
    “An expert in the law, [a leading religious Pharisee] tested him with this question: ‘Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?’ He answered, ‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your soul, with all your mind. That is the greatest commandment. It comes first. The second is like it: Love your neighbour as yourself. Everything in the Law and the Prophets hangs on these two commandments.’” - (Matthew 22: 35-40) -
    “There is no greater love than this, that a man should lay down his life for his friends.” - (John 15: 13) -
    "Stay awake, and pray that you may be spared the test: The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak." - (Matthew 26: 41) -
    “Teach them to observe all that I have commanded you. And be assured, I am with you always, to the end of time.” - (Matthew 28: 20) -
    “One of the criminals who hung there also mocked and taunted him: ‘Aren’t you the Messiah? Save yourself, and us!’ But the other criminal rebuked him. ‘Have you no fear of God? You are under the same sentence as he. For us it is plain justice; we are paying the price for our misdeeds; but this man has done nothing wrong.’ And he said, ‘Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom.’ He answered, “I tell you this: today you shall be with me in Paradise.’” - (Luke 23: 39-43) -
    “For it is my Father’s will that everyone who looks upon the Son and puts his faith in him shall possess eternal life; and I will raise him up on the last day” - (John 6: 40) -
    Yours always, in true Spirit and in our one given prayer, 2gointruth, Monday the 18th of March, 2019: - (Matthew 5:14-16) - Where every minute (of both day and night) can be a new beginning for any one of us. Let it always be you…

  • Ember Betz
    Ember Betz Month ago

    His trump impression is so bad

  • Tiger Dragon
    Tiger Dragon Month ago +1

    She's too sexy to be Pelosi. It's messing with my head. That Pelosi is giving me a boner.

  • Mitch Evans
    Mitch Evans Month ago

    Go Tigers! Hamberders.

  • ralph lee
    ralph lee Month ago

    Gee Alec Baldwin, Find Something New To Do. This Trump Shit Has Gotten Way Past Old and Stale. Isn't It About Time Your Much Younger Massage Girl Wife Left Your Fat, Old Nasty Ass ??? It Won't Be Much Longer. Then We All Can Have A Really Good Laugh !!! lol

  • imperialsnyc
    imperialsnyc Month ago

    trump wanted to sue at one point right?

  • V. Anh Perigaea
    V. Anh Perigaea Month ago

    Can we please not portray blue collar workers and those who work service industry jobs as having low intelligence please? I have two degrees and yet choose to work a job where I serve others because it is flexible, there are no politics, and I make more money than I ever did in the corporate world.

  • C Strauss
    C Strauss Month ago +1

    People watch less and less "news" and get the majority of their political opinions from satires

  • Ramon Guzman
    Ramon Guzman Month ago

    Grand Jury to traitor Trump: "Either you quit, or you go to jail for the rest of your miserable life?
    Deal, or, no deal?

  • Buckeye Scratcher
    Buckeye Scratcher Month ago

    Sorry- not a good presidential impression. Nobody touches Ferrell as Bush and Phil Hartman as Clinton

  • Dead Juan Bob memes
    Dead Juan Bob memes Month ago +2

    I died at booker 2020 and the dudes eyes went wide

    • Paris Rice
      Paris Rice 4 days ago +1

      Fianlly Somebody comment on that part. 💯😂😂😂

  • soultheinterrogator

    Alec Baldwin has me CTFU everytime I see is mouth open half pursing his lips 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀👻👻👻👻👻

  • Jeri Lyn
    Jeri Lyn Month ago

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 tooo funny👏

  • Light Dancing
    Light Dancing Month ago

    STILL STUPID... couldn't make it without canned laughter.

  • Chris Snow
    Chris Snow Month ago +3

    OMG! LMAO! I think this is the best one of all! Thank you SNL crew and Mr. Baldwin for making me laugh! :-)