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Seriously, what is everyone's problem with the aliens? There is a historical and supernatural element at the heart of every film. Why is the ancient alien theory out of place among the ark of the covenant (which I think has an alien force in it anyway), the magic Sankara stones, and the holy Grail? It fits the theme perfectly and aside from a few flaws, I love this movie.Is it because the alien thing isn't part of an established religion? It's the only thing I can think of, and it's offensive to atheists who find aliens much more likely to exist than a god. We're not talking about the Roswell ship, this ship is thousands of years old and it's been built into a temple. That's awesome, and then being archaeologists gives indys entire life a sense of purpose to finish the series. I also love that it's one being in it's own higher dimension but here it became 13 duplicates because we have so many fewer dimensions. I also think that 13 humans were taken with them and will fuse into one being on the other side, possibly with Spalko dominant. I think it's obvious what happened to their civilization, they were attacked or betrayed and one of the alien rulers bodies got decapitated and the head stolen. Someone was jealous of their advanced technology or feared them because they were different. The family stuff all works great and adds to the character, and gives us a happy ending. What's so wrong with that? I will always take a less than perfect sequel over no sequel at all. Give me your tired, your poor, your RoboCop 3s and star wars prequels yearning to be seen.
At 45:45 is that the music from Jonathan Creek?
Per se: "se" as in "senator", not "say".48:12
Classic comedy show,brilliantly done.
Having Indy trying to recover an alien artifact might have worked. But they handled it so poorly in every sense of the word. Like, there's a reason you don't actually SEE GOD in Raiders.
An Indiana Jones movie in second world countries during the cold war actually sounds kinda cool.Could be some sorta adventure-spy thriller hybrid.
XxSWFan92 is still a fat homo.
8:03 was the full name of the alien Gubu Mbatha-Raw?
“I know it’s a matter of opinion, but mine’s right”So true Mr. Plinkett 😆
jeez, it's a movie....sit back and eat popcorn or Walk out
I didn't know how much I hated this movie till now
"Fuck kids. Fuck the elderly. Fuck families. Fuck everyone."
Please send me a pizza roll, but not if it was anywhere near your tv.
that jizzing scene was so fucked up
what makes it more disturbing is the guy playing 'Mr Plinkett' is a fat Harvey Weinstein looking guy. When you say retarded things you have to sound kinda retarded.....and act it. Personally I think an American accent alone would have done the trick!!
@42:02 "MURDER!!!" I absolutely lost it.
4:30 happened and i can't think anymore.
Kathleen Kennedy. Well that explains a lot....
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Aliens (Because Spegalturd Lusguts is obsessed with getting probed by aliens)
Yo let me get that pizza roll fat ass.
mr plinkett himself is a fat ass and looks like Harvey Weinstein's cousin!
They shouldve used a giant rubber double sided dildo instead of a snake to get out of the quicksand to address Indiana Jones's homophobic tendencies and fear of grabbing potentially used sex toys of unknown origin.
Nothing like a murderous Pauline Kael to analyse films!!!
I have yet to receive my pizza roll.
Ivana Spankov gets2 funnier every time
I fucking died at the dan Akroid part
Alison's Doody hole...
Recently I've read Tim McInnerny's comments about why he is against a new Blackadder series. I think this movie suffers a similar syndrome TM describes in his comments. No one wants to see aged heroes, because “It reminds you too much of your own mortality and you don’t want that in a sitcom. You don’t want to see those characters being 30 years older.”
"People have used snakes for ropes in the Amazon for years." Lol.
George heard about the Mayan calendar.
How do you feel about this New Indiana Jones movie that they are making, BUT SHOULDN'T?The acting was good, for the most part. Some of the scenes are pretty good too. However, it just doesn't play out all the way through wellI loved the first 3 movies, but this should not have been made, and NEITHER Should this new one. I mean, I love Harrison.. but he is in his mid 70's! It DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE! And passing the Torch to Shia is definitely not going to Work!
4:33 is terrible. Jokes like that wouldn't work in todays age..
Indiana Jeff>Crystal skull
Does anyone know what poem he was reciting at the end?
They should get Adrian Brody to play Indiana Jones for a revitalized episode, he'd put up a good performance, that's for sure.
I'm still waiting for that Pizza Roll
You missed one repeated cliche in all four films. The villains are always killed by the very ancient artifact that they sought.Belloq was killed by the Ark of the Covenant. Mola Ram was killed by the Shankara stones. Walter Donovan was killed by the Holy Grail and Irina Spalko was killed by the Crystal Skull.
Nuclear - new-clear. It's not that hard...
Those warehouse crates were full of Grim Reapers, obviously.
0:44 boy was XxSWFan92 wrong
*4 minutes in* .0_0.
whats makes it more disturbing is that Mr Plinkett looks a bit like Harvey Spunkstain.....I mean Weinsten!
The reason this film sucked?3 words.*SHIA LAFUCKING LABEOUF*
Back in elementary, I thrived on misery.Left me alone, I grew up amongst a dying breed.
Multi-billionaires decrying Capitalism, the height of hypocrisy.
5:35 this gave me a panic attack
Can't wait for INDIANA JANE (and the temple of gaybo's)
Sorry Mr Plinkett, I hear you and I understand a lot of it but I just loved it lol, I took it for what it was just a great adventure and it wasnt as far fetched as any of the others, everyone goes on about the fridge thing but it is all over the top. Whats wrong with the monkey swinging?, what happened to humor lol. I wont say anymore because I dont want to be more bones under your house.
I was 12 when Raiders came out and saw it at the movies about 10 times. I couldn't wait for a sequel. I'm still waiting.
Temple of doom was great.
I laughed so much over the masturbation sequence I had to stop watching to breathe...That was horrifying, but funny...
whats makes it more disturbing is that Mr Plinkett looks a bit like Harvey Weinstien!
My.friend from my old job at Zen Gardens in Burlington vermont was in this film
Straight from the top of my dome as I rock rock rock rock rock ur microphoneBwa na na na na
Quoolity program. 👍
5:35 *Holy shit she was here from the beginning*
How'd you miss the dude he hung from a ceiling fan in "Temple" you assfucks? (probably the 12000th time someone has brought this up)
A fifth movie will be released in 2021.Harrison Ford will be around 78 when they'll film it. _Yikes._
Indiana Jones and the Onset of Dementia
I know this is weird but I've come to find your voice soothing.
he is appealing to the retarded side of America, many of those types also find it soothing!
Playing some jahiem in the background, low key jamming
Five years later and I still haven't received my pizza roll!!!
19:45 I'll bet that's some George Lucas shit. In the trailer take Indy sounds confident. It's like he's taking pride in being a teacher even if it's part time. But George rewatched it and thought “no, no, he's supposed to be defensive about it”. So he got a shitty take where Indy could be interpreted as sounding defensive, or he swapped out the audio, or he modified the pitch.It would have been better to leave it as-is where it still sounds good and let the audience interpret it how they want, instead of ruining it a little to bend what was already a finished product to directorial will. But that is not how George likes to do things.
@ 1:01:26 starts the instrumental version of Olivia Newton-John's "I Honestly Love." What is Mr Plinkett trying to tell us? While he's been critical of the film, deep down he (and the fans) truly love the Indiana Jones franchise, even though the creators (Lucas, Kennedy, etc) don't love him (and us) back? Or did Mr Plinkett just want some soft piano music to back his rant?
you know there were no "russians" in 50th, it sounds pretty retarded
“In Diana Jones” was the best in the series... oh, wait...
I wanna be Paul Walker
I like the little breaks in the review. Without these I could watch a hour straight of this. Why is watching a messed up old guy making pizza rolls and cleaning cat crap so funny?
The irony is, a couple hookers went missing & he knows right where they're hiding.
I thought you cat ripped off your penis...
Very long but strangely satisfying even 5 years later.
Capitalism and Communism are both equally evil. Obviously the middle ground, Socialism, is the only moral and ethical choice and will turn all countries into lands of milk and honey and make everyone middle class.Obviously.Right?
I disagree with two things--I think Marion Ravenwood WAS the love of his life. I am not sure I have evidence for this other than they worked so well in the first film and she was able to stand up to him so well. I was glad they had her in this film. If it had been a good movie, and her character was crucial in some way, it would have been great. Second -- I thought the dissolve to the prairie dog mound was hilarious. It was a bit of mocking self-awareness that I thought worked really well. Unfortunately, the rest of the film just didn't hold up.
Mr plinkett reviews AI!Come on, make it happen!
WAIT THAT WAS KK?
Kathleen Kennedy earned her stripes helping Spielberg make the Indiana movies!
Could've been the Spaceballs all along, but no... Always surrounded by assholes!
Why cant I see any comments about Mr. Pinkett cumming buckets to children on TV lmao
whats makes it more disturbing is that Mr Plinkett looks a bit like Harvey Weinsten!
Temple of Doom rules!
Kill Nazis.That is all.
I laugh when people argue the 1st amendment against this.
Less fast and not so furious LMAO
The illusion of grit but missing the teeth, describes almost every horror and action movie of the last 2 decades.
Mutt Pooch Mooch LaBoof
Proof: 2014 is better than 2019FUCK EVERY CENSOR PIECE OF SHIT
You are a fakin moron and a dick head you homosexual
I agree with the beginning comment, I love Mr. Plinkett's Reviews! Half in the bag is just okay. I appreciate what y'all do though, thank you for making content.
I know the video is a few years old, but real talk...Is the pizza roll promotion still going on?
Lol yea but they're gonna be from the old batch... might be a bit moldy...
Can you milk your cat at 2000 subscribers plz?
Fuck you with these adverts you greedy fuck
I can't stop coming...to watch 4:29 - 4:53 and laugh.
They should've just done Fate of Atlantis.. you know George.. like the game everyone loved?
So many ads
A matter of opinion but mine is right.. perfect
The action scenes in this movie, as well as the story, just ruined it.. When Mut was fencing on the back of the 2 Jeeps & then ramp it off a cliff and get caught by a tree, and when he's swinging from the vines like a fucking monkey is so unrealistic it makes me cringe.. I'm all for action scenes that are unrealistic but this was just too far. When I face palm and peak out of one eye then it's just gone too far imo
Just noticed somene familiar with Georg Lucas @5:35 the beggining of the end...
56:51 That bugged me because in 1957 nobody would have said Nuclear Blast or Nucular Blast, they would have said Atomic Blast. The term nuclear didn't become part of the general lexicon until the 1960's.
Great job Mr. Plinkett
Can you send me some pizza rolls?
An agent will be in touch within 2-4 years.