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  • Published on Oct 15, 2016
  • Fear IS real, and this movie is proof of it! The Nostalgia Critic reviews 2013's Smith family affair, After Earth.
    Originally aired on June 30th, 2014.
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  • Dade Lee Murphy
    Dade Lee Murphy 4 days ago

    THE MANY NAMES OF CYPHER RAIGE:
    Slab Bulkhead,
    Fridge Largemeat,
    Punt Speedchunk,
    Butch Deadlift,
    Bolt Bigplank
    Splint Chesthair,
    Flint Ironstag,
    Bolt Vanderhuge,
    Thick McRunfast,
    Blast Hardcheese,
    Buff Drinklots,
    Trunk Slamchest,
    Fist Rockbone,
    Stump Beefgnaw,
    Smash Lampjaw,
    Punch Rockgroin,
    Buck Plankchest,
    Stump Chunkman,
    Dirk Hardpeck,
    Rip Steakface,
    Slate Slabrock,
    Crud Bonemeal,
    Brick Hardmeat,
    Rip Sidecheek,
    Punch Sideiron,
    Gristle McThornBody,
    Slake Fistcrunch,
    Buff Hardback,
    Bob Johnson,
    Blast Thickneck,
    Crunch Buttsteak,
    Slab Squatthrust,
    Lump Beefrock,
    Touch Rustrod,
    Reef Blastbody,
    Big McLargeHuge,
    Smoke Manmuscle,
    Beat Punchbeef,
    Pack Blowfist,
    Roll Fizzlebeef.

  • Dade Lee Murphy
    Dade Lee Murphy 4 days ago

    DENIED!

  • Kunisake The Artist
    Kunisake The Artist 12 days ago

    I wanna remake

  • Saran Wrap
    Saran Wrap 12 days ago

    1/10

  • Saran Wrap
    Saran Wrap 12 days ago

    I remember how horrible this movie was....
    On our 8th grade Ass trip

  • Anderson Wang
    Anderson Wang 14 days ago

    After earth proved that Will May be a good actor but he is not a good writer. He can’t write competent stories

  • nigerianprincess101
    nigerianprincess101 14 days ago

    biggest plot hole is that Cypher rage had enough emotion to get married and have a son?!

  • Herman Melvellei
    Herman Melvellei 15 days ago +1

    I didn't think this movie was really bad. It seemed weird, but interesting. I love animals and future evolutionary scenarios, and some of the ideas and designs of the creatures in this movie i really liked (the baboons and the ursa being my favorite). Its a shame thats not what people think of when they talk about this movie. Its the flaws that stand out the most, which, i agree, this movie has plenty of.

  • Demeter
    Demeter 15 days ago

    Is it so wrong that I was rooting for the baboons and ursas? I really wanted this idiotic kid dead. Now I feel dirty.

  • Majer Jines
    Majer Jines 16 days ago

    ok first off it's will Smith so no you can't talk bad about it go f*** yourself (huge fan btw)
    2, he is human and everyone gets angry just having no fear dusnt mean no emotion but that also dusnt mean HE knows that so him trying to stop ALL emotion and failing works the only problem with it is it doesn't happen ENOUGH if it happened to him with every emotion but anger and the kid points it out and the dad starts to open up yet stay fearless that have been better
    3,he was probably going to have the father/son talk either later on the ship or at the base to let the kid com down and give himself some time to think on what he wants to say but the ship crashes half way there
    so ya suck a dick (or don't your choice again big fan 👍👍👍👍 just like Will Smith more)

  • Swift Nimblefoot
    Swift Nimblefoot 16 days ago

    Watching Jonny Quest, I cannot help but think of Ezekiel Rage when I hear Cypher Rage

  • Swift Nimblefoot
    Swift Nimblefoot 16 days ago +1

    That nepotism joke is kinda ironic after what happened where only his brother remained on his channel... plus his hired actors.

  • Stephan Ginther
    Stephan Ginther 16 days ago

    If there is nothing to fear but fear itself then....we should be very afraid of being afraid.

  • azure adams
    azure adams 17 days ago

    This movie was a father/son mutual hand job

  • Kerrin Elyse
    Kerrin Elyse 18 days ago

    This is from the same man that made Split???? Hm.

  • Ethan Lynch
    Ethan Lynch 21 day ago

    I actually really like this movie

  • Mark Cooper
    Mark Cooper 23 days ago

    "I like it, but I think it's something bad", is a funny line. No one takes it as a serious statement. This movie is trash though.

  • alex wightman
    alex wightman 24 days ago +1

    Now I think about it this might have been intresting if multiple kids from different backgrounds being stuck on earth. Showing us how we we effect the youth with our mistakes. Maybe one kid loves the planet because hes a child soldier and all they can understand is conflict. One could freak out because they can no longer rely on tech. If you still want to stroke Jaden than just make him the leader trying to get them to work together to survive.

  • MailMan Favors
    MailMan Favors 24 days ago

    6:29 it's all sciencing and ish so where not suppose to question it 🤣🤣🤣

  • JadedeaJade
    JadedeaJade 29 days ago

    13:02 omg this whole bit is so funny, i love it.

  • 6DeathRider
    6DeathRider Month ago

    After Earth, strangely more enjoyable than anything after Cloverfield in the Cloverfield Trilogy. At least the alien looks real here compared to the 10 Cloverfield Lane which made the 1953 version of War of the Worlds aliens look real. Think about that.

  • E V
    E V Month ago

    Can i watch another movie? Denied sit down .

  • Julia Johansson
    Julia Johansson Month ago

    Momo would not aporove of those fashion choices. You should pay more attention to theme! The correct combination is gorgeous, mature, lively, sexy and warm. The theme is Army! That Bohemian combo is so obviously simple, cute, lively, sexy and cool!

  • King Awesome
    King Awesome Month ago

    Wait, what was the twist?

  • Bob McGuffin
    Bob McGuffin Month ago

    7:14 "He's a feeling boy... He needs a father." So... he needs a father figure to fix him by removing all emotion from him?

  • Jordany Fleury
    Jordany Fleury Month ago

    I thought it was okay

  • Ian MacEwen
    Ian MacEwen Month ago

    Nowadays, whenever I hear the name Will Smith, all I can think about is him saying "It's rewind time"

  • William Beal
    William Beal Month ago

    Dude enough with the constant whispering. It is beyond fucking annoying.

  • Kerta Losataure
    Kerta Losataure Month ago

    “I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.” - A much better version of denying fear.

  • Strifegar
    Strifegar Month ago

    GO GO POWER RANGERS!!! lol

  • Strifegar
    Strifegar Month ago

    The red haired guy talking to jaden about the "Ursa" before they crashed is Tormund from Game of Thrones I think.

  • Anirudh Shanbhag
    Anirudh Shanbhag Month ago

    Why does Malcolm skin yellow?

  • Emilx311
    Emilx311 Month ago

    My main question here: Where, when, and why did he get a puppet of himself???

  • Dade Lee Murphy
    Dade Lee Murphy Month ago

    *cough* nepotism

  • arbereshe
    arbereshe Month ago

    GOT IT! That's the chick from Ace Ventura when nature calls!

  • Dade Lee Murphy
    Dade Lee Murphy Month ago

    why wouldn't he have a fully grown artificial leg of some type?

  • Toi O'Kelly
    Toi O'Kelly Month ago +4

    Will Smith turned down Django Unchained FOR THIS!?🙄

  • Sarai the Gigabyte
    Sarai the Gigabyte Month ago

    I'll admit, I'm not an expert on cinema or the Sci-Fi genre for that matter, but I'm a person whose a HUGE fan of Star Blazers and at least I know how proper "navigational space talk" is supposed to sound like. Listening to Smith and those 2 pilots talk nearly drove me out of my skull. Heck, even the 70's english dub of Star Blazers had better space dialogue than this.

  • andile majozi
    andile majozi 2 months ago

    denied i cant skip this review

  • Mike Bowermaster
    Mike Bowermaster 2 months ago

    Just another garbage will smith movie.

  • Chuckwagon king
    Chuckwagon king 2 months ago

    N E P O T I S M

  • Cassie Mitchell
    Cassie Mitchell 2 months ago

    My biggest issue with this review literally occurs 3 minutes in where he says that not only do the Aliens not have names, but you never see them. THEY ARE CALLED URSA'S AND THE ENTIRE CLIMAX WITH JAYDEN'S CHARACTER HAS HIM FIGHTING A FREAKING URSA. Those ARE the aliens. wtf? that being said, this movie...sucked and could've been so much better.

  • Victor M
    Victor M 2 months ago

    My only regret was actually going to see This film in theaters when it first came out.

  • SuperXFilms
    SuperXFilms 2 months ago

    Can someone please tell me why the line "I like it but I think it's something bad" is stupid?

  • Hayo aka Chic Noodles
    Hayo aka Chic Noodles 2 months ago

    I like the speculative zoology presented in the movie, that part is pretty cool

  • Halcion Koenig
    Halcion Koenig 2 months ago

    13:39 - Fashion Souls?

  • Danielle king
    Danielle king 2 months ago

    earth has had no humans for ages but all the animals have evolved to kill humans .Humans they have never seen.Humans that left earth 100s or thousands of years ago

  • Danielle king
    Danielle king 2 months ago

    its M.Night.So robot acting.Nonsence story.Plot holes and boredom

  • Just Saiyan
    Just Saiyan 2 months ago

    Did you know the Smith family are scientologists?
    This weird ass movie kinda makes sense now right?

  • O corley
    O corley 2 months ago

    Worst karate kid ever!

  • Namrata Jha
    Namrata Jha 2 months ago

    20:07 oh please in canada we call every day

  • Robert Abreu
    Robert Abreu 2 months ago

    16:15 This is also hilarious

  • Robert Abreu
    Robert Abreu 2 months ago

    0:35 the beginning part is hilarious

  • Reginald Anderson
    Reginald Anderson 2 months ago

    Thank god I didn't watch this shitbox from who else...M.Night Shyamnuts.

  • D Howard
    D Howard 2 months ago

    This was an entertaining movie which is why we watch movies. I liked After Earth.

  • Sukki Blue
    Sukki Blue 2 months ago

    As a kid, I liked it. So it kinda is a good kid’s movie

  • G MAN AWESOME
    G MAN AWESOME 2 months ago +1

    OMG THIS MOVIE FUCKING SUCK SO HARD

  • GIT GUD
    GIT GUD 2 months ago +1

    I got bored just watching this review lmao. I don't think I can take the movie

  • Oton4shi
    Oton4shi 2 months ago

    25:35 I ask the same question everytime about Uwe Boll

  • Ben McDonald
    Ben McDonald 3 months ago

    Y'know, when you really think about it not having fear would be pretty bad in the long run, fear is something that can help prevent us from doing dangerous things that could kill us, fear is what would stop you from charging at a grizzly bear armed with just a Swiss Army knife, fear is what would stop you from diving into a pool of sharks, fear is what would stop you from trying to jump the Grand Canyon on a motorcycle, you see what I mean? Fear keeps us from throwing caution to the wind and doing stupid things that could end up getting us killed

  • H.D.
    H.D. 3 months ago

    Ya know if m night shyamalan was a genius he would have hired William Hurt in the place of Will Smith.

  • Vick KnewZeus
    Vick KnewZeus 3 months ago

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Ghost Killer
    Ghost Killer 3 months ago +1

    Cypher rage what a joke

  • Ghost Killer
    Ghost Killer 3 months ago

    never did watch this never will!

  • Kyren Perdue
    Kyren Perdue 3 months ago +2

    Love you Dad.
    What do you want.
    Your love?
    Denied!!!

  • AMPMASTER10
    AMPMASTER10 3 months ago +1

    Put this as reply to someone's else's comment but thought I should put it up here too. They spit acid, guns even energy weapons probably make too much noise or smell, robots might be too clunky to work given the lack of prosthetic tech. A "invisible" sword wielder probably has a better cost to kill ratio than rockets and turrets that might attract more of those things. We also see only a snippet of that war. They're probably more conventional weapons elsewhere. I also doubt those are the alien only weapons. They seem more like weapons of terror than more useful creatures.

  • aidan Stenson
    aidan Stenson 3 months ago

    You make all of these star trek references and yet when referencing that they never use contractions you leave out Data

  • Ana Verona
    Ana Verona 3 months ago

    Split much?

  • KingpinPasta
    KingpinPasta 3 months ago

    8:54 hello tormund giantsbane

  • random guy
    random guy 3 months ago

    Apostrophies killed my mother......and raped my father

  • Reynaldo Bernal
    Reynaldo Bernal 3 months ago

    I think everyone can agree that this movie was crap.

  • Collin Garrett
    Collin Garrett 3 months ago

    Malcom has an awesome voice.

  • amerdding2021MA
    amerdding2021MA 3 months ago

    This movie is so stupid it managed to break the epic voice of Honest Trailers.

  • Lily Hannah
    Lily Hannah 3 months ago

    8:33 Σ(・口・) Wait a fucking moment... Tormund?!

    How did I not noticed that before?!

  • Starman Gaming
    Starman Gaming 3 months ago

    17:23 My fellow viewers, withess the conception of the Nostalgia Muppet!

  • Rick L.
    Rick L. 3 months ago

    What if Shamalala made a Riddick movie = After Earth

  • the ODST spartan
    the ODST spartan 4 months ago

    2:57 they released bears?

  • samuel G2000
    samuel G2000 4 months ago

    0:34 How much of you want to bet that this is how Jaden got himself into this movie?

  • FIRST NAME LAST NAME
    FIRST NAME LAST NAME 4 months ago

    Dew wa diddy. Words to live by.

  • the Cannon
    the Cannon 4 months ago

    It would have made more sense for the bird to save him if she saw that he was trying to protect her young but for some fucking reason shamalan decided to make the bird a idiot

  • the Cannon
    the Cannon 4 months ago

    That voice crack was so bad it could crack a cinder block

  • SHyperice
    SHyperice 4 months ago

    2:21 Is it just me, or does her dress look like she has spilled a lot while eating spaghetti.

  • Raptor 3698
    Raptor 3698 4 months ago

    Quick question. How were the blind ass Ursa able to perfectly impale and hang dead bodies on the tree in the middle of scenic nowhere?

  • Nasir Bello
    Nasir Bello 4 months ago

    Jaden smith accent is just so funny

  • James Haines
    James Haines 4 months ago

    Yeah that happens in Missouri all the time

  • Serasia
    Serasia 4 months ago

    *GET YOUR STUPID SPACE SUIT ON JADEN*
    If it were a cool color at least then it would have been fine.

  • Grzegorz Dabkiewicz
    Grzegorz Dabkiewicz 4 months ago

    gotta be honest ,everything is true and i am not a Smith fan, when i saw the movie though i didn't hate it , it was between meeeh and okay for me, maybe i wasnt paying attention. maybe i should see it again.

  • Solanum Lycopersicum
    Solanum Lycopersicum 4 months ago

    Can Jaden control the Shyamalan State

  • Ich Bin
    Ich Bin 4 months ago

    He is only named Cypher Raige because Smith didn't want to rip-off Max Power from the Simpsons.

  • Carlos Turrubiates
    Carlos Turrubiates 4 months ago

    Or the legless ranger could have a prosthetic leg

  • Urban Kitsune
    Urban Kitsune 4 months ago

    Shyamabomb

  • Phantom Tail
    Phantom Tail 4 months ago +1

    Shyamalan: Can I Make A Sequel?
    Hollywood Producers: *DENIED!*

  • TopDog Stargazer
    TopDog Stargazer 4 months ago +1

    "Cypher Rage"? Y'know, fantasy writers and sci find writers may write over-the-top names but, at least, we can say we never named our characters such a plain and, frankly, boring name.

  • A.T Lesbian loli
    A.T Lesbian loli 4 months ago

    why tf don't they use guns too kill these creatures

  • KanishQ Quotes
    KanishQ Quotes 4 months ago

    I actually feel bad for the bird
    She deserved better... Mama eagle deserves better

  • KanishQ Quotes
    KanishQ Quotes 4 months ago

    Cypher Rage vs jupiter Jones vs pluto nash

  • tumppuman
    tumppuman 4 months ago

    What she was doing in that scene wasnt the thing that stands out but how she acted when her husband entered the room. She acted like he abuses her! Cypher Raige is clearly a wife beater.

  • knee grow
    knee grow 4 months ago

    that movie was so bad that i cant even watch this video. just gonna +1

  • Mr Brükks
    Mr Brükks 4 months ago

    That upper lip though William Smith....

  • Danielle king
    Danielle king 5 months ago

    so everything on earth has evolved to destroy or eat humans but earth hasnt had a human on it for thousands of years