What turns me on the most

  • Published on Feb 21, 2019

Comments • 1 098

  • Akatosh Dragon God of Time

    Bruh did she just change skin tone

  • zZoKo
    zZoKo 2 hours ago

    she knows what shes doing

  • Mr Debunker
    Mr Debunker 3 hours ago

    Absolutely hilarious! Thank you

  • M
    M 4 hours ago

    for a female comic this is very good.

  • Ravi Kumar
    Ravi Kumar 15 hours ago

    Bring that hot sizzling deal to mommy 😂😂

  • Neelmani Sahu
    Neelmani Sahu 19 hours ago

    congrats ....
    you got a new subscriber😊😊

  • punk noodles
    punk noodles 21 hour ago

    looks & sounds like another gold digger

  • Mailroom Clerk
    Mailroom Clerk Day ago

    not funny

  • JoosH orsumbuddy

    Speak English please.

  • MrGenedancingmachine

    Who cares?

  • j shae
    j shae Day ago

    Oh my gosh I love your stuff!!

  • Dave The Brahman

    I was scared she was going to bomb, which to the Japanese is a disaster.

  • webzenboi
    webzenboi Day ago

    this woman's voice would put me past the point of no return waaaay toooo fast... she absolutely amazes me!
    ... i also wish my Garmin or Siri had her voice, OMFG!

  • Benjamin Allen
    Benjamin Allen Day ago

    You are funny and also extremely beautiful.

  • Trae' Kiser
    Trae' Kiser Day ago

    If there is ever a void in your life, I will fill it..well. Try. Well. I would want to try..fuck. I couldn’t fill it

  • Noah Snyder
    Noah Snyder Day ago

    See? women can be funny.

  • Szymon Grabarczyk
    Szymon Grabarczyk 2 days ago

    Huh... Interesting.

  • jammasterj13
    jammasterj13 2 days ago

    Your daddy turns you on the most, wiiitch!!!!🤮

  • Doctor Brash
    Doctor Brash 2 days ago +2

    Yumi, when you do me?

  • Micky Thao
    Micky Thao 2 days ago

    I wonder how many creepy white guys message her everyday. Would be funny to hear them in her standup.

  • Arsham Mozaffari
    Arsham Mozaffari 3 days ago

    Incredibly so NOT FUNNY. What is wrong with you people?

  • Ebon Collins
    Ebon Collins 4 days ago

    Doing the will of God gets me going strong.
    The earth is stretched out and flat. Up is simply up and down will never become up.
    Right is right and wrong is wrong.
    Bad is bad
    Good is God
    Message Paid for by
    Christ almighty the Son of God.

  • Sanel Šabanovič
    Sanel Šabanovič 4 days ago

    Ritcmond Verginia. 😄

  • Rose Thorn
    Rose Thorn 4 days ago

    Huge shout out to Richmond

  • Saajidh
    Saajidh 5 days ago

    Am I the only person who doesn't find her funny?

  • 无南南
    无南南 5 days ago

    terrible wear like a venom snake

  • Kim Jong-Un
    Kim Jong-Un 5 days ago

    See most women aren’t funny but this one sure is.

  • Henrik Myran
    Henrik Myran 5 days ago

    So I am not a expert and you can probably ignore this as I don’t really know what I am talking about, but here goes.
    I found you really funny, a special the way you delivered some of those lines, but I think you still need to work a little on the delivery. You go a little to slow and move on from a funny subject a little to quill.
    So what I mean is that you need to make dose punchlines hit a little harder. And the maybe site on it a little longer were you go more in-depth on the topic if possible.
    But besides that it was great. Know as I said don’t take this too hart necessarily as I am not a expert and have bin drinking and saw this after I got home and started looking at TheXvid for some reason.
    Anyways hope you have a day or night. And wish you the best of luck

  • Validation Boy
    Validation Boy 5 days ago

    Fuck this ugly racist cunt pig

  • Ryan Williamson
    Ryan Williamson 6 days ago

    My white samurai hahahaha

  • Rigio Saktar
    Rigio Saktar 6 days ago

    I love you YUMI

  • Jr Reyes
    Jr Reyes 6 days ago


  • Jason Walsh
    Jason Walsh 6 days ago

    I’m offended, she is re enforcing the misogynistic notion of hypergamy.

  • Hank Henshaw
    Hank Henshaw 6 days ago

    What's Netflix?

  • Fsuholley
    Fsuholley 7 days ago

    She is so dry. I love it.

  • Brian Furmanek
    Brian Furmanek 9 days ago

    I love your outfit!

  • its entertainment
    its entertainment 9 days ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she is a gold digger 🤣🤣

  • Ronnie Ron
    Ronnie Ron 9 days ago +1

    At first when I saw your video, I really liked it. Then I saw a lot of them. It was quite funny. But later it began to be irritating. Coz you're telling the same jokes everywhere. People change but the joke remains the same. Please change this pattern and bring new contents in your show. Cheers 🥂

    • Ronnie Ron
      Ronnie Ron 8 days ago

      @Kyomi I guess you need to see more comedians performing. As a guy who've seen a lot of them, I can say I've never seen someone do the same joke over and over again and again. Maybe a few times, it's acceptable. Not always. I totally agree with you saying she'll change it eventually. That's all I want too. Cheers

    • Kyomi
      Kyomi 8 days ago +2

      dude you're calling out like the majority of comedians... they always reuse their jokes. have some respect and don't be ignorant. this is her career, it's kind of common sense that she'll be making new content eventually.

  • Karuppa Samy
    Karuppa Samy 15 days ago

    U put smile on my face beauty

  • Azamat Mukhamedkarimov
    Azamat Mukhamedkarimov 16 days ago +3

    Perfect Asian Emily Blunt

  • Richard Reedy
    Richard Reedy 16 days ago

    I live with Chinese people there funny but they don't know there funny

  • Marlena Dan
    Marlena Dan 17 days ago

    Your crazy funny.

  • J Hales
    J Hales 17 days ago

    " Hi isn't it funny that I'm a steaming pile of shit?! " Nooooo. No it's super typical and boring and you should get a job typing shit.

  • Stefan Slade
    Stefan Slade 19 days ago

    Come to England - If you need UK contacts I can get them for you :) - The British public are going to absolutely love you... I havnt laughed like this for years!! You are a breath of fresh air :) :) I am already your number one creepy white guy fan :)

  • Devin Forbes
    Devin Forbes 19 days ago

    I thought she was going to say "Just kidding........ I love my toaster"

  • Subrata Kushari
    Subrata Kushari 20 days ago

    After a rough day in work ur videos really make my night yumi...(plz tk +vly)

  • Captain jack's Living
    Captain jack's Living 20 days ago


  • Scooter Computer
    Scooter Computer 20 days ago

    Imagine degrading yourself and putting on a fake accent so people will laugh at that instead of having good bits.

  • Marc Padilla
    Marc Padilla 20 days ago

    I must admit there's nothing like dominance.

  • Fomushi Mboni
    Fomushi Mboni 21 day ago

    If u don't laugh your racist?

  • Monte Batts
    Monte Batts 21 day ago

    Shes good

  • six bullet is bad at destiny

    Gold digger!

  • stefan6888
    stefan6888 21 day ago

    She’s such a sweetheart. I just love this lady😃

  • Ez Mo
    Ez Mo 21 day ago

    Subscribe or not. I am joking. You r hilarious for a good looking and soft spoking Japanese woman.

  • Vee
    Vee 21 day ago

    She’s so adorable lol

  • Deadpool Imherebitch
    Deadpool Imherebitch 22 days ago +13

    I have seen many women stand up comedians....she is definelty the most funny one and savage at the same time. Good work girl. 👍😂😂

  • Roger
    Roger 22 days ago

    Every time she turns to the side she looks like drop dead Fred.

  • Christian Rodas
    Christian Rodas 22 days ago

    Did she go to the Andy Kaufman School of Stand Up Comedy?

  • Jose Emmanuel San Felipe
    Jose Emmanuel San Felipe 22 days ago +23

    " bring that hot sizzling deal to mommy..." then I lost it... XD

  • Mark Wilkins
    Mark Wilkins 22 days ago

    OMG!!!! This woman is hilarious.

  • BBD Design
    BBD Design 23 days ago

    How about people don't want to know Ms. Swan

  • Priyanjan Karki
    Priyanjan Karki 23 days ago

    Maybe my black 12inch long will..

  • Travelingman 1980
    Travelingman 1980 23 days ago

    Yumi is yummy

  • juntjoo nunya
    juntjoo nunya 23 days ago

    Who says female comics aren't funny?

  • Ashim D'souza
    Ashim D'souza 24 days ago

    Will she ever like my comments 😐

  • bdgd
    bdgd 25 days ago

    It's so funny how accurately she says s*** while she has a strong Japanese accent

  • Ridetravelplay Nitin

    No I am jokkkieeenn..😂😂

  • chris frans
    chris frans Month ago +1

    Plasma TV in 2019? Seriously?

  • m yu
    m yu Month ago

    60inch hitachi neck massager

  • Geoffrey Currie
    Geoffrey Currie Month ago


  • اللعنة عليك
    اللعنة عليك Month ago +1

    Im so glad i discover you.

  • Enrique Cruz
    Enrique Cruz Month ago

    Yumi, I think you're very good! Clever material and excellent delivery.

  • Joey Lee
    Joey Lee Month ago

    Its 217am where I'm at and I been gg through your sets since 11pm. You're hilarious!. Thought that I'd get tired of your materials and methods of delivery but noooo.. 3hrs in and your vids are still making me giggle like a 3 year old. What a way to spend my day off

  • T Temp
    T Temp Month ago

    Not funny why are people laughing

  • cultural translator

    you naughty pretty little girl, I give you that from neighboring china

  • Alex B.
    Alex B. 2 months ago

    Thought the title of video was "What turns me on the moist" when I first read it.

  • W.
    W. 2 months ago

    Shes twisted funny

  • nighttrain7404
    nighttrain7404 2 months ago

    Her stage accent captures the crowd. Stirs all the fetishes and profiling to entertain the base. Hey, it works, :)

  • Secret Liar
    Secret Liar 2 months ago

    Is it really funny?

  • t2mene nyjabd
    t2mene nyjabd 2 months ago

    Yumis jokes are so fucking stupid and unfunny all of them are just antiwhite jokes and her audience is a bunch of leftist shills which is typical of Vancouver since its a bunch of liberal cucks. Its funny that yumis boyfriend is white which is a expected give-in that i saw even before she mentioned it. Yet she blows a ton of anti white jokes depsite her boyfriends ethicnity. Imagine if it was a white woman and the roles were reversed interetsing double standard

  • Tenjin Ikeda
    Tenjin Ikeda 2 months ago

    Your delivery is great!

  • Rudolof Denis Renel
    Rudolof Denis Renel 2 months ago

    Please, you should post in the description of every video your social media, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram etc.., even in your TheXvid channel there’s no information about your other platform. That actually helps us as a comedy fans to track you down and becoming a fan of your work

  • What's On Trend
    What's On Trend 2 months ago

    Love from India yumi...

  • What's On Trend
    What's On Trend 2 months ago

    Bring to ur mamma😂

  • HUNKragor
    HUNKragor 2 months ago +1

    Plasma is horribly outdated technology though

  • Josh cramer
    Josh cramer 2 months ago

    Apparently the case of water I'd left somewhere around here was stolen. You thirsty fuckers.

  • gmshadowtraders
    gmshadowtraders 2 months ago

    Nasty isn't she :)

  • Kojtxiszoonyob Hlubkoj69

    Her facial expressions is look boring! !!! My 10" meat will turn her on very fast! !!!

  • MrRodQ
    MrRodQ 2 months ago +2

    "bring that hot sizzling deal to mommy"

  • Résh 1
    Résh 1 2 months ago

    Y don u hev netaflika specio!!!! 😭

  • Quahntasy - Animating Universe

    I definitely have a sad crush on yumi

  • pupiniastewart
    pupiniastewart 2 months ago

    For some reason,my legs were clenched throughout this whole video.

  • bb77077
    bb77077 2 months ago

    White people are so stupid.

  • sobreaver
    sobreaver 2 months ago

    Sweetest kink !

  • Arav Singh
    Arav Singh 2 months ago +1

    Hey hey hey hey you&me I mean YUMI 😍😍😍 I love your sense of humour

  • Dylan Farley
    Dylan Farley 2 months ago

    I want to hear more! Shes obviously a talented comedian and honestly her hesitance with language to me makes her more endearing and made me laugh more. Made it sound more genuine for some reason.

  • PAOK
    PAOK 2 months ago

    Your sooooo funny and awesome!!! 👍

  • L. Taz Hicks
    L. Taz Hicks 2 months ago

    Your punchlines are like Lomachenko's Jabs. Quick, Effortless, and sting like hell! Plus, your deadpan is epic!! All the best for your career and 応援してますから頑張ってください!!!

  • Nicholas Vu
    Nicholas Vu 2 months ago

    #Priorities 😜

  • Dhuan Absa
    Dhuan Absa 2 months ago +3

    Plasma TVs has long been out of production and outdated. 🤔

    • mordsith99
      mordsith99 2 months ago

      Dhuan Absa I know, right. Also, 60 inch isn’t exactly the big boy on the block anymore.