The OLDEST Criminal Tries To Make Friends... in Bitlife

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  • Published on Aug 16, 2019
  • Jail is rough, it’s hard to escape, it’s hard to start a ruckus, it’s hard to survive. Hopefully we can make some friends along the way and live a long life in a maximum security prison! This is the Bitlife jail update!
    SUBSCRIBE HERE: thexvid.com/channel/UC6IijBsVf2PlWo_uq6P9wQw
    My INSTAGRAM: gloomykassie
    My TWITTER: gloomykassie
    My DISCORD SERVER (13 and up only): discord.gg/GLOOM
    MERCH: gloom.store
    WATCH MY HORRIBLE BITLIVES: thexvid.com/video/-RcgvL6bKZQ/video.html
    My TIK TOK is @gloomdog, here's a link: vm.tiktok.com/JTHb8L/
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    I'm Kassie, also known as Gloom! I'm a variety gamer who does gameplay commentary on indie games and some bigger titles too. I also do silly sketches, challenges, Q&As, and whatever makes you goof balls giggle.
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    I do my best to upload at a few times a week (unless my life is a mess).
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  • Ноён Танкай
    Ноён Танкай 7 hours ago

    Dis gurl cute

  • Ashley Woods
    Ashley Woods 10 hours ago

    WHAT WAS THAT IN THE INTRO

  • Jazmin Tijerino
    Jazmin Tijerino 10 hours ago

    Wait did you actually went to jail

  • GachaGamer1234 - Ash
    GachaGamer1234 - Ash 17 hours ago

    She's wearing her alagator PJ

  • shaliyah lane
    shaliyah lane Day ago

    In prisoner how do u get that menu for a hang and stuff please tell me

  • Glitch creepy pasta daughter of Toby and clockwork

    Maybe she’ll have something better than a chihuahua hair
    Twins: *sad doggo noise*

  • Aleeya Raynes
    Aleeya Raynes 2 days ago

    Lucky u lasted cancer on bitlife i died at 5;-;

  • Maddy Darcy
    Maddy Darcy 2 days ago

    She had a stray hair in the back of her head the while video 😅

  • Dracolyte08
    Dracolyte08 2 days ago

    5:03 NUGGET HOW DID YOU GET IN JAIL???

  • Kitty Unicorn4
    Kitty Unicorn4 2 days ago

    THE WITCH DOCTOR KILLED MY CANCERRRRRRRRRRRRR
    now I can go to jail 😛

  • hey clod, heard you were talking smack

    imagine you are gloom’s neighbor and just hear her scream, “THE WITCH DOCTOR CURED MY CANCER!!! NOW I CAN BE OLD AND GO TO JAIL!”

  • Zell Some
    Zell Some 4 days ago +1

    “THE WITCH DOCTOR CURED MY CANCEEEEEEERRRRRR! NOW I CAN LIVE A WHOLE LIFE! *NoW i CaN gO tO jAiL!*

  • Hoxie Girls
    Hoxie Girls 5 days ago +1

    Oh no in didn’t work... ARE YOU KIDDING ME I HAD LIKE EIGHT PEOPLE
    mE: bUT yOU Just SaID.. KASIE YOU KNOw😂😎

  • Roger Sanders
    Roger Sanders 7 days ago

    When I was 4 I got Ear cancer

  • #Rockstar
    #Rockstar 7 days ago

    “I survived to cancer,died o a brick”
    Me:LOL XD 😂😂😂😆😂😂😂😆😂😆😂😂😂😂😆😆😂😂😆😆😂😂😂😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😂😆😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Cesia and ANGIE
    Cesia and ANGIE 7 days ago

    Cesar is my dad's name and my name is cesia

  • joanne lopes
    joanne lopes 7 days ago +1

    Ahhh life sentence THATS WHAT WE NEEDED

  • Colin Warren
    Colin Warren 8 days ago

    When I played BitLife I was diagnosed with cancer at the age of one

  • Ryliegh Jensen
    Ryliegh Jensen 8 days ago

    At 504 you can see that nugget from kindergarten 1 and 2 has gone to jail, wonder what he did.

  • lunar Eclipse
    lunar Eclipse 9 days ago

    I survived from e.coly when i was 6 iam 9 now

  • The unicorn Sisters
    The unicorn Sisters 10 days ago +4

    THE WITCH DOCTER CURRED MY CANCERRRRRR NOW I CAN GO TO JAILLL
    why would u wanna go to jail 😂😭

  • Lavender Logic
    Lavender Logic 11 days ago

    Caesar was born on my birthday

  • Chloe Zammit
    Chloe Zammit 12 days ago

    I got my cancer cured but I still want to go to JAIL and then when you were at jail you get SICK you must have a BAD AMUNSESTEM

  • alica moore
    alica moore 12 days ago

    7:36 I want to know how a life sentence can be extended

  • Sapphire’s World
    Sapphire’s World 12 days ago

    I actually got cured of cancer a few times because of the regular doctor (but it took too long)

  • Beth Coubert
    Beth Coubert 12 days ago

    My bitlife got cacer at 1 year

  • CookieCat PlayzKookoo
    CookieCat PlayzKookoo 12 days ago

    I once lived 102 years and i died because of a single tiny punch

  • Melanie mojijm,Wood
    Melanie mojijm,Wood 12 days ago

    I have bit life

  • Jenna GURL
    Jenna GURL 13 days ago +4

    Once I stole a car and A BLIND MAN SAW ME
    *wut*

  • james giles
    james giles 13 days ago

    My mom is 48 my grandfather is 68 and my nany is 76 if u think 31 is a long time then.....

  • Magic with Emma!
    Magic with Emma! 14 days ago +1

    Am I the only one who was eating a hot dog when the mum died for chocking on a hotdog

  • Emma Lee
    Emma Lee 14 days ago

    Does anyone remember Mercedes wigglesworth in an other BitLife video ,the doctor at 1:11 last name was wiggleworth

  • Camille Britto
    Camille Britto 15 days ago +3

    3:45 minutes u can see the 700 dollars pants
    Like if u notice

  • XxCloudy _SkyexX
    XxCloudy _SkyexX 15 days ago

    Is the jail update available on Android?

  • Madelyn Warrick
    Madelyn Warrick 15 days ago

    How do you react to vids?

  • erwin uy
    erwin uy 15 days ago +1

    i hit my 📱

  • Sarah Abwnawar
    Sarah Abwnawar 15 days ago

    5:04 nugget from kindergarten 1&2 is here

  • Indeed
    Indeed 16 days ago +1

    I was watching this while playing bitlife and i became a billionaire wow

  • Cro minion
    Cro minion 16 days ago +1

    Wait you have been to jail?

  • Lucia Anita
    Lucia Anita 16 days ago +3

    I don't think she realized that there was someone in prison call NUGGET!!!!!!!! like if you remember nugget.

  • Valerie Zasadny
    Valerie Zasadny 16 days ago +3

    You should do the Russian one

    Fun fact: if your the Russian one you get SOOOO MANY KIDS lol

  • Abigail Jordan
    Abigail Jordan 17 days ago +1

    I dont have the jail stuff that u have

  • Samantha Sorto
    Samantha Sorto 17 days ago

    Can we get more Bit life videos? Plz

  • DOOBY PLAYS
    DOOBY PLAYS 17 days ago

    Haha the plastics I got that reference 8:14

  • Frogmella .29
    Frogmella .29 18 days ago +3

    Kassie should play Instalife

  • Olivia Fennell
    Olivia Fennell 19 days ago +1

    I love this video! Keep it up

  • ariana kile
    ariana kile 19 days ago

    more prison bitlifes!

  • Paige Earnshaw
    Paige Earnshaw 19 days ago +3

    Nugget stole too many nuggets!
    If you know you know

  • Arianna Schick
    Arianna Schick 19 days ago +2

    Cassie: 3:35
    neighbours: what is going on in there

  • taylorspqce :D
    taylorspqce :D 20 days ago +1

    WAIT A MINUTE. IF YOU ARE SENTENCED TO LIFE, HOW DO YOU GET 2 YEARS ADDED??
    **bitlife logic**

  • Trip Adler
    Trip Adler 20 days ago

    Trip that's my name

  • Gacha.lemony Is my Instagram

    1998 AnYonE?

  • fluffy love
    fluffy love 20 days ago

    Some how all my peple in bite life is gon

  • Hi I’m Jess
    Hi I’m Jess 21 day ago

    Cassie:so we’re going to do... a random missionary *picks mum* cause I love my family heh!
    OH I NEARLY PICKED MY MUM! That would’ve been bad!

  • The Gaming Sushi Cat

    Did anyone notice that she's wearing her alligator pajama pants? 😂

  • Anny Annymations
    Anny Annymations 21 day ago

    .......THE CURE TO CANCER IS FERMENTED SHARK!!!

  • Emma 33352
    Emma 33352 21 day ago

    Hey gloom I was playing BitLife and I was going to make love with my girlfriend but she said she would rather watch gloom videos all day

  • I_hate_venka.52 sheisabsh

    ""I can live a whole life, I can go to jail"

  • Amelia Purcell
    Amelia Purcell 21 day ago +1

    You are the best gloom and apparently the witch doctor too

  • Team NOVA
    Team NOVA 21 day ago

    i did the challenge to and got cancer at 11