Batman Vs. Superman

  • Published on Oct 17, 2013
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Comments • 7 143

  • The Dark horse
    The Dark horse 9 hours ago

    So trump i batman

  • Joe Dollars
    Joe Dollars 19 hours ago

    A version of Batman that insists he's nothing compared to Superman lol

  • Nathan McCollough
    Nathan McCollough 19 hours ago

    What's the point of being the man of Steele if you aren't gonna use that metal.

  • Black Jester
    Black Jester 2 days ago

    I love the moment commissioner Gordon tried to prove the fact that only a fucking idiot would fall for the simple disguise of glasses/no glasses trick.
    Then, “Who are you?!” from Batman. XD

  • Jamie Lancaster
    Jamie Lancaster 2 days ago

    Absolutely hilarious

  • erick constanza
    erick constanza 3 days ago

    This was the actual batman v Superman movie, the other one was a knock off

  • Eric Gallegos
    Eric Gallegos 4 days ago

    Sadly, this is a 1000% better than the movie

  • Cortex Music
    Cortex Music 4 days ago

    If you all liked this one. It's on College Humor. Check out the whole line of Badman Videos! They're hilarious. Pete Holmes is the shit

  • Ivan Khair
    Ivan Khair 5 days ago

    "Fuck youuu"

  • Blakslee Woody
    Blakslee Woody 8 days ago

    This is the movie we deserve, but not to one we need right now

  • Bassel Al-Hroub
    Bassel Al-Hroub 8 days ago

    3:42 ahahahahahahahahaha

  • MrUnknownnoone
    MrUnknownnoone 8 days ago

    This air makes me strong...YA FUCKING NERD!!!

  • Krys
    Krys 11 days ago

    2:25 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • sylenceexposed
    sylenceexposed 11 days ago +2

    This was so good

  • Clemente Guevara
    Clemente Guevara 12 days ago

    So fucken funny!😂

  • ag_unity_yt
    ag_unity_yt 14 days ago

    Why does superman look like Mark Zuckerberg

  • Faiyaz Zaman
    Faiyaz Zaman 14 days ago


    ARUNK LEZAT 15 days ago


  • esenes stan
    esenes stan 15 days ago +2

    Harvey Dent. Can we trust him?

  • Nathanr016
    Nathanr016 25 days ago +6

    “I was a boy..... now I’m a bat” 😂😂😂

  • John Harvin
    John Harvin 27 days ago

    "He's hiding in the shadows!"
    If you don't know why that's funny idk what to say to you....🤷🏻‍♂️😂🤣😂🤣

  • Francis Lima
    Francis Lima 29 days ago


  • Max Himbigger
    Max Himbigger Month ago +2

    "This just in: put this... just in me."

  • JR Reed
    JR Reed Month ago

    Superman you’re OP. Why do you need me when literally NOTHING on this planet can hurt you!

  • Bip McGip Banambalooper

    I was a boy, now I’m a bat

  • Victor Serrano
    Victor Serrano Month ago

    Batman sounds like trump 😂

  • King Pope Caesar
    King Pope Caesar Month ago +1

    “Superman, you saw him..” 😂

  • Luis Vigoreaux
    Luis Vigoreaux Month ago

    Superman would kill him

  • Krystopher Guadalupe

    But you inherited a lot of money from those dead parents of yours

  • Reece Van Gameren
    Reece Van Gameren Month ago

    "Someone's going to ask me to take you in"
    First off who the fuck does SUPERMAN answer too??

  • Sunshine
    Sunshine Month ago

    Wait ... 6 years ago? Wtf This was released before BvS ! Which explains why the initial dialogues are from the animated movie .. Damn

  • Zero
    Zero Month ago

    "Face it, YOU'RE LAME."
    "You're wearing eye makeup"
    *"F U C K Y O U"*

  • Nijo Sultanate
    Nijo Sultanate Month ago

    Never realized batman is badman and he is retarded

  • Raymond Lo
    Raymond Lo Month ago

    Hope starts with the ‘H’ lol

  • Yamete やめて
    Yamete やめて Month ago

    Bats nightshift

  • Nobu
    Nobu Month ago

    Superman has never beat batman

  • Mohammed Aslam
    Mohammed Aslam Month ago

    Batman vs superman budget production 🤣

  • Rakesh Kumar
    Rakesh Kumar Month ago

    Omg lol 😂😂😂😂

  • metamorphicorder
    metamorphicorder Month ago

    You're wearing eye makeup!

  • StuuDude
    StuuDude Month ago

    This is close to real life.

  • dawsyn
    dawsyn Month ago +2

    “Yeah Exactly, your fucking white bread” 😂😂😂

  • Jeremy Smith
    Jeremy Smith Month ago

    Why have I not seen this before, I almost died laughing

  • Uncle Spook
    Uncle Spook Month ago +2

    He sounds like Krusty the clown..

  • Alonso Martii
    Alonso Martii Month ago

    super jerk 😂

  • Niya Dodson
    Niya Dodson Month ago

    1:54 killed me

  • Kevin R
    Kevin R Month ago

    This is your magnum opus.

  • USS Trekky
    USS Trekky Month ago

    5:02 Peace among worlds bitches

  • Bachelor Life
    Bachelor Life Month ago +1

    Lol 👍🌟😎😃💯

  • Hassan Ahmed
    Hassan Ahmed Month ago

    F for superman 😖

  • sg Barney
    sg Barney Month ago

    1:52 is what I came for

  • Titou 1er
    Titou 1er Month ago +2

    "What does this 🖕🏿 mean on Krypton ? Gratitude ?" 🤣🤣

  • The Mystery Box Rage

    What are you gonna do sweetie, burn us with your magic eyes?

  • Gregory Magarshak
    Gregory Magarshak Month ago

    The best part is that Bruce Wayne is much smarter but loses a few IQ points when he becomes Badman!

  • AmbientNoize
    AmbientNoize Month ago

    1:48 what I came for specifically

    7ARAMMY MJNOON Month ago

    He killed me when he said yo f***ing white bread 1:44 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Dayi Abdullah
    Dayi Abdullah Month ago

    Copyrighted content dude!!!

  • WRECK 215
    WRECK 215 Month ago +1

    Batman OH FUCK YOU 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂....

  • Nunmawia Pachuau
    Nunmawia Pachuau Month ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻..what a vid

  • sMasher gaming
    sMasher gaming Month ago +1

    1:14 it’s actually Joker

  • Elijah Gladwell
    Elijah Gladwell Month ago

    1:57 when the Oreo falls into the milk