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87-Year-Old Jubilee Ale | Ashens
Patreon! www.patreon.com/ashens

Well, time to open this beer. It's been knocking round since 1935 so it was about time somebody did. And hey, 87 years old is good for an ale isn't it? Or is that wine? Let's find out!

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Ashens Live Christmas Special 2021
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twitch.tv/ashens for regular streamz Let's do it live! Why? Because I already have the equipment set up by coincidence! Ho ho ho!
Poundland Gaming Tech Special: OVERDRIVE | Ashens
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Do a support! www.patreon.com/ashens You asked for it! Well, if not you specifically then someone else did. It's Poundland's new Overdrive range of gaming peripherals and bits! And it's a very interesting bag of stuff. We've got gaming headsets - both over the head and in-ear, a soundbar, a giant mouse mat, a mouse and a keyboard. And they're inexpensive, to say the least. But are they any good...
Poundland Technology Special: The Viido Collection | Ashens
Views 336KMonth ago
Patreon exists! www.patreon.com/ashens Poundland returns back again with a bulging sack of tech, just in time for Christmas! (Although very late for St. Swithin's Day). From the new Viido range we have wireless mice and keyboards, cables, speakers, mouse mats, wireless chargers, alarm clocks and even tripods. #Poundland #Technology #Ashens
Advent Calendars 2021 Day 1 | Ashens & Nerdcubed
Views 173KMonth ago
Future entries in this series will be on thexvid.com/user/extraashens Day Two: thexvid.com/video/FJQxaH3jGuY/video.html After partially destroying Dan's body with the cheese calendar last year (he is now lactose intolerant. Seriously!) this year it's CLASH OF THE TITANIC PRICES. Both calendars cost over £100! Which is best? Surely they must be good? Well... Big up to the lovely Matt Collins for...
HeroQuest Returns! Let us compare versions | Ashens
Views 279KMonth ago
Why HeroQuest is so Great: thexvid.com/video/Cx8sl2uC46A/video.html Monstrous Encounters: www.myminifactory.com/users/Monstrous Encounters Patreon stirs! www.patreon.com/ashens The mighty HeroQuest has returned from its extradimensional slumber (not being sold). But what do you get? And how does it compare to the 1989 version? Well, let's look in unnecessary detail! TL;DR: It's been de-Games Wo...
Weird 1970's Greetings Cards - The Revenge | Ashens
Views 83K2 months ago
Patreon exists! www.patreon.com/ashens Time to post our eyeballs back to the seventies and look at some more vintage greetings cards! And my word they're still awful! We've got miserable birthdays, uncomfortable readers, people overexcited about stamps, crazy uncles, and something really conceptually awful. Proper scummy weirdness and I genuinely hate it. #70s #Cards #Ashens
Ashens Halloween Special 2021
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Patreon is real! www.patreon.com/ashens All Hallow's Eve returns back again! And Poundland have filled up with new Halloween stuff as a result. ALL HAIL THE HALLOWEEN GONK. We've got bad Dracula masks! Good sequin masks! A shouty doorbell! A bottle ghost or possibly ghost bottle! Skeletons! and ALL HAIL THE HALLOWEEN GONK! NB: I got most of these items a week before Halloween, but they were alr...
20 Random VHS Tapes | Ashens
Views 134K2 months ago
Film Stories! filmstories.co.uk This week on things I thought I'd gotten rid of but found in the garage - some of my uncle's old VHS tapes. He was a big fan of action films etc, and that very much shows from this assortment. We've got lovely Mr. Schwarzenegger, the radiant Mr. Stallone, the effervescent Mr. Chan and even the lumpy Mr. Seagal. Plus a load of Shaolin monks! I've now got to go and...
A Return to Ed's Easy Microwave Diner | Ashens
Views 295K3 months ago
Patreon! It Exists! www.patreon.com/ashens Ed's Easy Diner returns via Iceland! Sort of! I actually bought a load of them that I kept in the freezer! Exclamation mark! This time it's a breakfast muffin, a double cheese burger, and a spicy chicken burger. Quality varies, as they tend to for microwave burgers... #microwave #snack #ashens
Wish.com Random Items Review 10 | Ashens
Views 249K3 months ago
It leaves us soon! ashensmovie.com What's on the Wish List today? We've got more garden litter, weird coins, jewellery, masks, magnetic gubbins, TINY DUCKS, teeth and eyeballs! What more could you ask for? Quite a lot, really. but let's not mention that. If you haven't experienced this before, I run off to the mighty Wish website and order 9 items based on random keywords. Then I wait a month, ...
Random 80's and 90's Action Figures | Ashens
Views 110K3 months ago
Less than a week left! ashensmovie.com Once upon a time a man went on eBay and bought a box of old action figures. THIS IS HIS STORY (and half of the box.) We've got a whole load of retro action figure stuff in here, both common and obscure. An American Gladiator! A weird ninja! An ancient Spider-Man! A Shredder who lost his shirt! Almost a Transformer! A very chrome astronaut! All your favouri...
A New Microwave Burger Series Emerges | Ashens
Views 412K3 months ago
Set your eating nodes towards Iceland - they've got Ed's Easy Diner branded microwave snack things! Burgers and hot dogs and even some waffle things, although we will not sully ourselves with dessert fripperies. We've got a Mac 'n' Cheese Burger, Chicken Cheese & Bacon, and a Classic Hot Dog. Do enjoy, because I'm not sure I did. #microwave #snack #ashens
Güd Crate 4 & HMV Mystery Box 2 | Ashens
Views 108K4 months ago
Livestuffs: twitch.tv/ashens Patreon exists: patreon.com/ashens Time for boxes of random pop culture guff! A big expensive box of tat from retailer HMV, and a box of INTRIGUE from the wonderful human who sends me interesting stuff and calls it a Güd Crate. We've got He-Man! X-Men! A TERRIFYING GOAT! Power Rangers! Mars Attacks! Doctor Who! And a billion things more! (Not actually a billion.) #A...
Video Game Tat 9: Local Championship Edition Plus Alpha
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HERE WE GO WITH THE LINKS FOLKS: Stained Glass: www.etsy.com/uk/shop/16BitsofGlass Retro Magazines: fusionretrobooks.com (Code ASHENS) Street Fighter 2 Doc: igg.me/at/sf2doc/x/2117900#/ Retro Replay arcade: www.retro-replay.games Intrepid Izzy: intrepid-izzy.senileteam.com Hurbleflurb McGinty: owlpellets.notreal.potato What was a wall of links! I thought I'd be nice for once and mention some ni...
Weird 1970's Greetings Cards | Ashens
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Further Microwave Burger Investigations | Ashens
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Knock Your Block Off: The Board Game | Ashens
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World's Smallest Things, Apparently | Ashens
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Weird Playmobil Sets | Ashens
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This is not a Big Mac. It's a microwave burger | Ashens
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Final Faction: Incredibly Low Cost Action Figures | Ashens
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65-year-old Jell-o Instant Pudding | Ashens
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Ashens Easter Special 2021
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Massive DVD Mystery Box Thing 5 | Ashens
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Airphone 4 Review (Fake iPhone 4)
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Whole Chicken in a Can | Ashens
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Poundland Food Special - All Day Breakfast | Ashens
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Poundland Special: Bag of Crap | Ashens
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Christmas Dinner in a Can | Ashens
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Chinese Delicacy Special | Ashens
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Stupidly Long Crap Food Special | Ashens
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Ashens: Comedy, Technology, Idiocy
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Comments

  • QuarantineCyclist
    QuarantineCyclist 20 hours ago

    So based on the review, is it better or worse than Carling?

  • chronovac
    chronovac 20 hours ago

    btw, that Raiden figure goes for around 200$ now

  • Crocheting Canuck
    Crocheting Canuck 20 hours ago

    Just curious, does that bottle opener not turn off? My husband used to have one that style but Family Guy and I'm pretty sure it had a switch or button to turn the sound off. Though it was years ago so I could be remembering wrong.

  • GingerPickle McPickle
    GingerPickle McPickle 22 hours ago

    I'd bead blast these and repaint them.........properly.

  • Adrian Lugo
    Adrian Lugo 22 hours ago

    The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

  • foamcow
    foamcow 22 hours ago

    It's 2022 and I can smell this

  • Calvin Jacks
    Calvin Jacks 23 hours ago

    22:33 LOL

  • TechTinkering
    TechTinkering 23 hours ago

    It has a horrible keyboard 30 years ahead of all modern laptops 😂❤️👍

  • Lee Dobson
    Lee Dobson 23 hours ago

    Ashens could walk safely among the wet markets of Wuhan sampling each abomination

  • Paul Drake
    Paul Drake Day ago

    As a kid I kind of liked the Howard the Duck movie. Then along came Cool World and I forgot all about it.

  • Evelyn Wilson
    Evelyn Wilson Day ago

    I love the school bars! I can never find them anymore though lol

  • BedsitBob
    BedsitBob Day ago

    I can't imagine many men would want a smaller one. 😁

  • rikuk3
    rikuk3 Day ago

    I use one to make plain fizzy water, works well for that, crap for flavoured drinks.

  • Ruan Henry
    Ruan Henry Day ago

    *Man opens 80 year old drink on brown couch* 130k people: "interesting"

  • Kaiosama TLJ
    Kaiosama TLJ Day ago

    2:01 - Probably one of the inspirations for Hotline Miami.

  • Farlado
    Farlado Day ago

    The audio quality difference is 100% the way the mic talks with whatever device you're using to record. Wired things will still be orders of magnitude better quality.

  • Frank W
    Frank W Day ago

    Bought those £4 earbuds based on this review and can confirm that they are excellent. Maybe a tad shrill but nothing too nasty. Well worth the money.

  • robert17
    robert17 Day ago

    what year is this from? this reminds me of an MRE video

  • Daniel Morrow
    Daniel Morrow Day ago

    This is such a nostalgia trip for me. I remember having this game as a kid. Sadly I didn't really get much chance to play it properly, but I thought everything in here was just the coolest

  • _tardsk
    _tardsk Day ago

    5:28 And that's how poor misunderstood Dr. Pete lost his license.

  • try789l
    try789l Day ago

    comentry 10/10

  • akidim13
    akidim13 Day ago

    Talk about nostalgia , I used this same account when I saw this video, yes I’m that old

  • CHILLY BUS
    CHILLY BUS Day ago

    replacing my gpx superlight with this one, thanks!

  • * Com1poisson *

    C est pas une vectrex, mais un vectrex.

  • TechTinkering
    TechTinkering Day ago

    I used to like the music on some of the games. As a kid obsessed with technology I liked it, obviously it wasn't a Gameboy but close enough.

  • Pagan Style
    Pagan Style Day ago

    I love how in other countries “American food” is literally just a translation of “shove some shit together and boom America” 😂that’s not really how we do things but oki 😂

  • Archive
    Archive Day ago

    Please destroy that bottle opener on camera

  • Jon
    Jon Day ago

    It looks like the can's label has been the same since 1975

  • ElvanLady
    ElvanLady Day ago

    Time to remove Betty's batteries...

  • Buster Brown
    Buster Brown Day ago

    True care truth brings

  • Sarah Perez
    Sarah Perez Day ago

    I want to say the Narnia figure is called Peter.

  • Kristina James

    I Hate block tek

  • Qxilla Note
    Qxilla Note Day ago

    Yo

  • Logan the dog
    Logan the dog Day ago

    He’s wrong potato sacks are in hearts but only Irish ones

  • Kristopher Walker

    I love the "Stop Talking" one with Ice Bear from We Bare Bears at 16:30

  • benjamin coletti

    This was awsome ashens

  • TJ0410
    TJ0410 Day ago

    Ouya, I just wasted my money on a box that doesn't have any games

  • Lee Dobson
    Lee Dobson Day ago

    Notice the new version is age 14+, people have got more stupid over time

  • Sadinibrahim
    Sadinibrahim Day ago

    Pop Station with Selfie Cam xD nice PS Brick Game Fusion xD

  • Tophgif
    Tophgif Day ago

    12 years later, you can get a real refurbished one for about 50$

  • Uncle Jesus
    Uncle Jesus Day ago

    6:28 40% of the way through. who the fuck is that? let me know. cheers.

  • Lewis
    Lewis Day ago

    whoever drew the images in the colouring book must have been so high 😂

  • jon
    jon Day ago

    I had this shittty thing as a kid lol

  • Julie Love
    Julie Love Day ago

    It's OK we got longer than 3wks but...we are just at the end of a pandemic, inflation is at all time high and Putin well...he wants to take over the world. So...at least that didn't change!

  • brianartillery

    The Royal Stack. As yakked up en masse by the crowned heads of Europe. Or something vaguely porny with people at it like knives, wearing only FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWNS. And bacon.

  • Ben
    Ben Day ago

    Please do a video on the new Monopoly Poundland Edition.

  • Foxwood-Fontaine

    if they sold a slab of massive tongue like this now for like 2-3 euro i would absolutely fry it up and eat it. lot of meat there