Dry Bar Comedy
Dry Bar Comedy
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Like A Pro. Russ Nagel
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  • Nicolas Mahone
    Nicolas Mahone Hour ago

    When the video title alone brightens your day in a way like no one else all day has understood you.

  • Joanne Turnbull
    Joanne Turnbull Hour ago

    Something about this dudes crotch😳he is either trying to hide it point to it or touch it🧟‍♀️weird but mesmerising 😑

  • Alpha Bronco Two Zero

    People don't seem to see the irony of the title is intended to mock how retarded and inept our ability to take a joke is

  • Shari Hoffman
    Shari Hoffman Hour ago

    your humor is brilliant. you take the punchlines in directions no one would anticipate.

  • oftheborg
    oftheborg Hour ago

    egg ice cream is french vanilla.

  • Jack
    Jack Hour ago

    So funny!! She is hilarious, all of her jokes feel so fresh and interesting! I hope she comes back!

  • freakylilg
    freakylilg Hour ago

    Ever leave the house and realize "did i forget to sag my pants?????? I put this belt on for nothing!!!!!"

  • The Monarch
    The Monarch Hour ago

    Woah, I guess the one thing even worse than living in Seattle are comedians making puns about Seattle!

  • freakylilg
    freakylilg 2 hours ago

    Its like wheres the fucktard section in the zoo????

  • Empress Iron Bladder

    I can’t BELIEVE I’m putting down my first delicious cup of coffee of the day to actually TheXvid ‘How to wipe my butt’!😆. Dwayne had me cracking up, AND he was so articulate, insightful, and it was AWESOME not to hear the F word every third word, like with many other of today’s comedians. By the way, I just learned THREE new ways to wipe my butt.😉

  • Amelia Anderson
    Amelia Anderson 2 hours ago

    Honestly I don’t like her. She seems a little jaded about the world. So negative.

  • Simon TV
    Simon TV 2 hours ago

    Excellent jokes and I like his pace.

  • Tom Bryant
    Tom Bryant 2 hours ago

    Hilarious cause I literally do this

  • Abby Cross
    Abby Cross 2 hours ago

    I don't usually laugh out loud watching things like this, even though I find them funny. She made me laugh out loud, by myself, several, several times. Great delivery.

  • Anthony Darrow
    Anthony Darrow 2 hours ago

    I love this guy's comedic style. Cool and laid back yet hilariously funny.

  • Mary Sunshine
    Mary Sunshine 2 hours ago

    aside from the Canada dig, she's adorable ;-)

  • Donald Rentfrow
    Donald Rentfrow 2 hours ago

    Typical of another fat mouth . No humor, no sense, no intelligence.

  • Genebra Lancelote
    Genebra Lancelote 2 hours ago

    I'm a woman and I actually think the whole performance is depressing. I kind of ended up feeling sorry for married men. I don't want to lord over a man, neither act like I think he is stupid. I think it's best if we don't get married to men we think are idiots. A woman should respect her husband. Maybe some guys would make more thoughtful moves and decisions if their wives treated them like they are grown ups. I think some married men are more comfortable doing what they are told than thinking for themselves, taking the leadership in their lives.

  • MidnightSt
    MidnightSt 2 hours ago

    She should watch 3-iron (Bin Jip). Korean movie, one of the best ones, contains about 10 lines of dialog altogether through the whole thing.

  • American Pancake
    American Pancake 2 hours ago

    Zoltan is hilarious- I am getting a weird Louie CK meets Jerry Seinfeld vibe here-- great, just great.

  • Tracy-Ann Robinson
    Tracy-Ann Robinson 2 hours ago

    Love her personality

  • REALAmERicANTigER
    REALAmERicANTigER 2 hours ago

    I had a girlfriend from augusta

  • sipo70
    sipo70 2 hours ago

    That line about God paying us back is priceless and had me really LOLing. I wish I could have come up with that. Great job!

  • Mario B.
    Mario B. 2 hours ago

    Very funny . I loved it.

  • Suzanne Nichols
    Suzanne Nichols 2 hours ago

    2 seconds in. I'M in.

  • raultejedor
    raultejedor 3 hours ago

    If he wasn´t a comedian he´d be a mad scientist.

  • teray ray
    teray ray 3 hours ago

    “No one cares about a pic they’re not in”,, sooooo, this guy hasn’t heard of Instagram then 😂

  • Amanda Burkhalter
    Amanda Burkhalter 3 hours ago

    Absolutely HILARIOUS!!! Every single thing that he said had me cracking up🤣🤣 so good, five stars from me☆☆☆☆☆

  • Rob
    Rob 3 hours ago

    I never wonder if a guy is gay, but that's because I'm not interested in guys.

  • Silk Thai
    Silk Thai 3 hours ago

    this guy is fantastic!

  • Elias Tibbits
    Elias Tibbits 3 hours ago

    He sounds like if kermit the frog was a 32 year old white male.

  • Rob
    Rob 3 hours ago

    I only watched half, but I assume at the end he asks you to leave a comment from the perspective of someone who is seeing their 1st comedian and has never seen another comedy special, or a socially awkward person who explains why they want him in their life.

  • Angela Baker
    Angela Baker 3 hours ago

    Firefighters are sexy❣️

  • Inner Star
    Inner Star 3 hours ago

    This was great!💚

  • MrFuddyDuddy
    MrFuddyDuddy 4 hours ago

    I was skeptical about this guy, and was pleasantly surprised at how hilarious he was. Dude is a master in the art of the dad joke.

  • Jeanne T.
    Jeanne T. 4 hours ago

    I feel your pain, Ty. I threw my back out going to the bathroom. Not my finest moment. 😁 🚽

  • Miranda Naden
    Miranda Naden 4 hours ago

    I have stretch marks and I did not have a baby. I just gained weight really fast while being abused by my ex-boyfriend

  • Stoney Bonehead Gaming

    2:23. We have that. We call it USA.

  • Jamie Smith
    Jamie Smith 4 hours ago

    OMG "My crazy mother loved lemon Jello". I lost it. This guy is hilarious.

  • MUZ
    MUZ 4 hours ago

    The stupid title brought me here but i'm glad it did. This guy is comedy gold

  • August Janke
    August Janke 4 hours ago

    That guy is amazing!!! Very very funy

  • Angela Baker
    Angela Baker 4 hours ago

    Mall Madness is the best time of the year. Groups of 5 walking side by side through the mall holding everyone up... Stupidity 🥰 it's what Christmas is all about.

  • Joe Morrow
    Joe Morrow 4 hours ago

    Freaking Excellent

  • metaljeffenc
    metaljeffenc 4 hours ago

    comedic gold!

  • Loyce KG
    Loyce KG 4 hours ago

    This guy is hilarious. Clean comedy

  • poetdrowned
    poetdrowned 4 hours ago

    I love her!

  • Jadeskorpion
    Jadeskorpion 4 hours ago

    Had to share this on facebook. Nearly peed myself laughing.

  • weizenobst müsli
    weizenobst müsli 4 hours ago

    I am German and I find that funny. 6/10

  • Jamie Smith
    Jamie Smith 4 hours ago

    Oh my goodness. I rarely laugh out loud watching comedy on tv or online. With that said, the image of a raccoon grabbing her nose inside the chimney had me rolling. Well done story telling. "Little human hands" 😂

  • Miranda Naden
    Miranda Naden 5 hours ago

    I have to waist of niceness all the time because of working in retail

  • Arielle L
    Arielle L 5 hours ago

    "Yep, that's my Cardboardator" made me giggle.

  • over real
    over real 5 hours ago

    Cool

  • C D
    C D 5 hours ago

    37 minute joke? nah, thx

  • Hugo Harrabin
    Hugo Harrabin 5 hours ago

    Last week I as walking down the street. A woman runs out of this school with her daughter cutting in front of me like she was running for her life. Then stops moving, immediately in front of me. I stopped for a few seconds, and as I go to walk round her and her child she then decides she's actually going to cross the road and cuts me up again. I wish I had a known about the parrot trick then!

  • Kat Dante
    Kat Dante 5 hours ago

    this guy should be a rapper

  • Robert Clegg
    Robert Clegg 5 hours ago

    Awesome! I really enjoyed the "Perfecto! Bon appétit!" because she's WAAAAAY too smart to not know she's mixing Spanish and French. That's next level! 👍

  • Kelly H.
    Kelly H. 5 hours ago

    Audience too uptight. I LMAO

  • Lord Arkay
    Lord Arkay 5 hours ago

    I'm enjoying this lady

  • ScrapRetro Etc
    ScrapRetro Etc 5 hours ago

    I view stupid people as thoughtless.

  • Moist nugget
    Moist nugget 5 hours ago

    the ending of this actually made me spit out my food

  • The Commenter
    The Commenter 5 hours ago

    inaccurate title GREAT comedy!

  • john g
    john g 6 hours ago

    She was likeable and funny but I have to admit the hanging gut in those jeans put me off watching,yeh shallow I know but reality.Maybe better pants?

  • E K Daufin
    E K Daufin 6 hours ago

    Nasty weight stigma ruined it.

  • Laura Gadille
    Laura Gadille 6 hours ago

    And Eve can go to hell giving us periods

  • CoolKem C
    CoolKem C 6 hours ago

    But you mentioned all the other countries you went to in the world but you went several times to Africa but won’t mention where on the continent? Come on! Sorry that’s my pet peeve and it particularly irks me when a fellow black person does it. 🤦🏾‍♀️ But he is funny though. I’ll give him that. Great routine 👍🏾

  • Shadriel V
    Shadriel V 6 hours ago

    lol we have Panera here, it just has a different name in Utah - its called Paradise Bakery, same company tho :D

  • E K Daufin
    E K Daufin 6 hours ago

    The weight stigma at the end was a disappointment. Higher weight does NOT mean folks don’t do cardio.

  • Laura Gadille
    Laura Gadille 6 hours ago

    Catholic Church is worse a wedding is four hours long

  • The5thSaints
    The5thSaints 6 hours ago

    It was called the First World war in 1914, because 'The Great War' had been the Napoleonic wars, but this was the first "world" war.

  • K6G.O K.Gorman
    K6G.O K.Gorman 6 hours ago

    Spoilers in the comments

  • timothyfloogle
    timothyfloogle 6 hours ago

    Dude knows what hes talking about

  • nette32211
    nette32211 6 hours ago

    Right lane is for slower vehicles ... love the parrot comment

    • Suzanne Nichols
      Suzanne Nichols 2 hours ago

      Yeah I think I was that driver by the way I suffer from panic attacks due to several bad things happening TO me while driving. I used to drive really well but after those incidents I felt like I couldn't. I did stay in the right lane when I still drove, which I have kind of given up on, so, not kidding, that could have been me trying to get back into highway driving. But I still think the parrot thing was hilarious. And when I was a great driver I would've totally felt her frustration at that person but now I "get" it (unfortunately) INCLUDING the idiotic look as one is trying to distract oneself from the pissed off driver behind you by pretending to be engrossed in a view in the distant horizon. It means nothing; it's used as a distraction.

  • R. Lara-Moore
    R. Lara-Moore 7 hours ago

    You cAN watch many churches online.

  • Jenny Shull
    Jenny Shull 7 hours ago

    I was 90 when I was 20.

  • Lynda Hammond
    Lynda Hammond 7 hours ago

    I'm lovin' this guy! So funny!

  • Nicolas Cacace
    Nicolas Cacace 7 hours ago

    ...But they already HAVE a place where they keep all the idiots...It's called North America.

  • MegamanXGold
    MegamanXGold 7 hours ago

    Okay, she is legit funny, kept me entertained start to finish. So good!

  • Lucky Lex
    Lucky Lex 7 hours ago

    I loved this! She was so good. Not a single beat missed, and no over the top feminist jokes. I hope she continues and finds herself booking more shows :)

  • Lucky Lex
    Lucky Lex 7 hours ago

    I loved this! She was so good. Not a single beat missed, and no over the top feminist jokes. I hope she continues and finds herself booking more shows :)

  • HelenWalker42
    HelenWalker42 7 hours ago

    Come on man. He isn´t that ugly.

  • Faux Fox
    Faux Fox 7 hours ago

    she's hilarious!

  • Simon M
    Simon M 7 hours ago

    Listen here ladies!!! The way to keep your man is real simple. Keep his belly full and his balls empty.

  • elsa blue
    elsa blue 7 hours ago

    The Mike's challenge was hysterical !

  • Simon M
    Simon M 7 hours ago

    I won an argument against my gf once. Fog of war!!!

  • Miki Marble
    Miki Marble 7 hours ago

    My mother love black licorice too :)

  • elsa blue
    elsa blue 7 hours ago

    She's funny can relate to a lot !

  • Britt
    Britt 7 hours ago

    She’s amazing. She needs a longer set, cause I could watch her for hours.

  • John Grove
    John Grove 7 hours ago

    My favorite dum dums are found at the supermarket. They like to leave their shopping carts and walk up and down the aisle retrieving their food and bringing it to their carts. I feel like saying “You know the carts have wheels, right?”

  • Eshua Erich Shylla
    Eshua Erich Shylla 7 hours ago

    Baited by the master baiter

  • Laura Gadille
    Laura Gadille 7 hours ago

    My grandma died from colon cancer. Please get screened.

  • EMS
    EMS 7 hours ago

    Fantastic! Thumbs up. I would love to hear more from her. Great comedian.

  • FLOWER
    FLOWER 7 hours ago

    He's not funny.

  • ibbano1
    ibbano1 8 hours ago

    I can't believe that I've never heard of this dude before..he's HILARIOUS

  • TheUnholyOne
    TheUnholyOne 8 hours ago

    Jesus. What a treat. I hope this marks the turn of having actually funny women on stage. I'm so ready to laugh at funny, well written, not stolen material from women again.

  • Jenny Shull
    Jenny Shull 8 hours ago

    Dennis: We are gunna tax the air Future: challenge excepted. Only the wealthy elite can afford to breath. My uncle was raised Catholic he married someone who probably wasn’t raised a Mormon but is Mormon I say that because she’s from England. I don’t know if there are Mormons in England. They moved to Utah. I couldn’t go to my cousins (more than one cousin) weddings because I wasn’t raised Mormon. But I probably could have gone to the receptions. I was both relieved and upset. Relieved because I don’t like going to weddings but also upset because (probably shouldn’t but I will) because 1. Their family. 2. (Sorry but here it goes) discrimination. I get it but I don’t get it. They sent me a kind of wedding invitation. Which means you can come to the wedding but u can’t go in. So I didn’t go at all but I still had to send the married couple something. a slap in the face but a sigh of relief from the wallet. I’m Irish. I don’t get upset about people who aren’t Irish celebrating St Patrick’s day because everyone is probably Irish. When u go to Ireland don’t say you are Irish it won’t make u special it will make u annoying. U will understand when u go there and say it. If u want to make worse call an Irish person British or English.

  • Douglas Brenner
    Douglas Brenner 8 hours ago

    so funny great job

  • Ronald Meadows
    Ronald Meadows 8 hours ago

    One word,,,, AMEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Mohammed. B
    Mohammed. B 8 hours ago

    Am I the only one that pronounces Cinnabon like cinnamon?

  • Matty Matt
    Matty Matt 8 hours ago

    thats it. im moving to settle and gonna get paid for petting animals and playing with them maybe even fall asleep watchin netflix with them cuddling

  • Ian Barber
    Ian Barber 8 hours ago

    And public school dress code might read,"no wearing of underwear on the outside."