Dry Bar Comedy
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Like A Pro. Russ Nagel
Views 41K10 days ago
Old School Test. Kevin Jordan
Views 100K2 months ago
Marching Band. Tony Deyo
Views 39K2 months ago
Roadkill. Mark Poolos
Views 72K2 months ago
Defective Toys. Larry Omaha
Views 50K2 months ago
Diaper Change. Rik Roberts
Views 43K3 months ago


  • William Perrigo
    William Perrigo 13 minutes ago


  • Meir Wise
    Meir Wise Hour ago

    John Pinette is waiting for you.

  • Karen McGuire
    Karen McGuire Hour ago

    Come to Philadelphia, PA!

  • Larry Fine
    Larry Fine Hour ago

    He sounds like Matt Foley.

  • frogsoda
    frogsoda Hour ago

    I used to be an airbrush artist that painted those t-shirts he talks about in the beginning. I didn't paint them in Gatlinburg though, I was on the beaches of Atlanta.

  • adli izzudin
    adli izzudin Hour ago

    So, i'm just doing research and type "How do i search video on youtube?" and guess what the first video that came up? The title is "How to search video on TheXvid like a pro." and i was like... WTF?

  • Paul Muzio
    Paul Muzio Hour ago

    he was like, they were like, she was like, it was like, like, like, like......

  • Shelley E
    Shelley E Hour ago


  • Christian Gibbs
    Christian Gibbs Hour ago

    Dog barf humor... No thanks...

  • Lisa Proctor
    Lisa Proctor Hour ago

    Prayer Works!

  • NuLyteTV
    NuLyteTV 2 hours ago


  • Abigail Moore
    Abigail Moore 2 hours ago

    You do weigh more at night because you ate all day. Literally all you need to do is weigh yourself in the morning and again in the night to see this is true.

  • Vinaluv
    Vinaluv 2 hours ago

    It's true that you weigh less in the mornings.

  • Bruce Schneider
    Bruce Schneider 3 hours ago

    CrossFit? I thought it was CussFit...

  • Bruce Schneider
    Bruce Schneider 3 hours ago

    Don't feel bad, Moody, Southerners cain't pronounce mah last name right, either.

  • Windy Wind
    Windy Wind 3 hours ago

    Oh man....is he skilled and funny!!!! His accents are so "right on" : )

  • Jay Taylor
    Jay Taylor 4 hours ago

    Killing it.

  • Progress z Zele
    Progress z Zele 4 hours ago

    Great delivery

  • James Bond
    James Bond 5 hours ago

    Nah you have a southern accent. Lol

  • David Keith
    David Keith 5 hours ago

    This guy and Pete Holmes should be best friends

  • Terry F
    Terry F 5 hours ago

    This is good stuff...two thumbs way up!!!

  • Mary-Catherine Ryan
    Mary-Catherine Ryan 7 hours ago

    He has kids down pat! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

  • limewithsoco
    limewithsoco 7 hours ago

    I closed my eyes at 1030pm when I started listening to this. I was so relaxed and as I began to fall asleep I started to get a tingling sensation in my upper legs. I felt this light touch. It felt great.. For some reason the light touch began to become more intense. This broke the dream i was having and as I opened up my eyes I was in shock to see my creepy uncle sniffing a bicycle seat while he was gently caressing my inner thighs. I looked at the clock and it was 545am. Wtf is going on? And why is there a baby duck in the room?! =(

  • Alika Kianga
    Alika Kianga 7 hours ago

    This guy is hilarious!

  • DaReal Spooby
    DaReal Spooby 7 hours ago

    I once had to roll 315lbs off my chest. Sounds good until the bar is on your last set of ribs attempting to collapse your diaphragm.

  • Paul Miner
    Paul Miner 8 hours ago

    4-plate bench at Curves, that'd be a sight πŸ˜…

  • Laura Jolan
    Laura Jolan 8 hours ago

    Matt Falk, it's nice to meet you. I know that I am witnessing the budding of a phenomenal career of a superstar in his beginning. Welcome to the world of comedy. We've been waiting for you. The mic is hot.

  • Brian B
    Brian B 9 hours ago

    Haha etcha sketch....all I could draw on those things were stair steps

  • Kenya Rivera
    Kenya Rivera 9 hours ago

    A funny name I ran into was in High School. In biology class I sat next to this nice girl who introduced herself as "Red." I found it hard to believe so I glanced at her school work. It read, "Red House." I asked her how she got her name and she told me it because she was red at birth.

  • Flying Up
    Flying Up 9 hours ago

    Killary had one. No more stains on the pictures.

  • Lavenderrose73
    Lavenderrose73 10 hours ago

    Actually, Southwest is how I go and see my baby sis on some holidays and I only have one memory of Frontier but it wasn't too bad. There were two connections and the first one was crazy mother flipping delayed, but thankfully because I was supposed to have a one and a half or two hour layover the first connection got me to Denver with 15 minutes to spare. They were really nice, though. And thankfully I didn't miss my second plane and got to Sacramento on time, where my sister was waiting for me. I only remember one instance where someone on staff really ticked me off, but that was American Airlines. But your stories are still funny as heck. You're the one who "killed someone with a joke," right? πŸ˜‚ 🀣

  • Elisabeth M Hawkins
    Elisabeth M Hawkins 10 hours ago

    I'm a cat person, I love cats, I like dogs. 🐢🐱

  • onpsxmember
    onpsxmember 10 hours ago

    If you fly a lot, forget the x-ray, think about cosmic radiation. That's waaaay more than hundreds of x-rays per flight.

  • Dani D
    Dani D 10 hours ago

    This dude is hilarious!

  • Sarina Jm
    Sarina Jm 11 hours ago

    I thought god was ganna say.."adam...hey adam...u need to move out..."

  • CruzYfer
    CruzYfer 11 hours ago

    oh hell nahπŸ˜‚ 25 crunches a day

  • teamenemy teamenemy
    teamenemy teamenemy 11 hours ago

    I'd take wyoming over utah any day!

  • Tornado Girl
    Tornado Girl 11 hours ago

    Missouri is both Southern and Midwest, but it's something else too. Missouri is the Heartland.

  • umwali sharon
    umwali sharon 11 hours ago

    Hahahaha his look when the wife came at the altar finished meπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ€£πŸ€£

  • TheFluffyPeacock
    TheFluffyPeacock 12 hours ago

    That's a true story about cats. They are all up in your business! 😹😹😹

  • JoRiver11
    JoRiver11 12 hours ago

    What blows me away are dog owners who think that their dogs should be allowed to go anywhere, including bringing them to other people's houses without asking first. (Effing staggers the mind.) And onto hiking trails clearly marked as "no dogs", or leaving them off leash on leash-only trails.

    • Elisabeth Brecheisen
      Elisabeth Brecheisen 2 hours ago

      Also, some people have dogs who are not comfortable with strange dogs coming on to their property, and the host really just wanted to have dinner and catch up, not play the whole nice introductions song and dance that ends up with putting their dog in the other room so that this other dog who was not invited can snuggle up on the couch which is not allowed in your house. But god forbid you say anything about it, because their baby has to snuggle with them at ALL times. Anything less is animal abuse

    • ashley wilson
      ashley wilson 10 hours ago

      JoRiver11 first of all you especially shouldn’t bring your dog if the people or anyone in that house is allergic to dogs and if they have cats

  • senselocke
    senselocke 12 hours ago

    Aside from the teeth jokes, he's pretty on the nose.

  • Shauna Gustavus
    Shauna Gustavus 12 hours ago

    Oh my good lord sweet baby jesus! I laughed so hard through this entire video!! Good show, man.

    SHARON ROSE TARDY 12 hours ago

    Laugh more and your belly will benefit greatly. That's my tip. Thanks for the hahas mateπŸ‘

  • Artemis Shaffer
    Artemis Shaffer 12 hours ago

    First sigmoidoscopy at 48 found some polyps, follow up colonoscopy founf 13 more. Told that I'm a "polyp farm". Colonoscopy #7 finally found cancer. I was 59. Just had colonoscopy #10. 2 polyps. #11 in 3 years. After the surgery and chemo (that almost killed me) the prep isn't all that bad considering. The newer preps are almost pleasent. YMMV. If it's time to get one just do it.

  • Carla Myers
    Carla Myers 13 hours ago

    Great comedy! I loved it!

  • Jina Gibson
    Jina Gibson 13 hours ago

    Aw let them pretend! I'll call cps if they will just pick a name and address.

  • Danielle Harkness
    Danielle Harkness 13 hours ago

    Wow. Legit loved him, saving him to the send to friends list for sure.

  • Yasmine Grant
    Yasmine Grant 13 hours ago

    Lmao at peeing for clarity πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Έβ˜ƒοΈ

  • Romecat13
    Romecat13 13 hours ago

    If it weren't for your looks, Pieper, you wouldn't be funny at all.

  • Michael Eisenman
    Michael Eisenman 13 hours ago

    I got a cat as an actual emotional support animal, for PTSD Anxiety from 4tours of duty in Afghanistan. I still find the situation rather amusing. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ˜ŽSEMPER FI carry on

  • Lindy Pierce
    Lindy Pierce 13 hours ago

    Low carb, no sugar, lots of water, weight training. YOU CAN DO IT, BRO! 😁

  • Taiye Alowonle
    Taiye Alowonle 14 hours ago

    Hey its BIG Mike from Chuck

  • ahri
    ahri 14 hours ago

    As a former couch potato that was once overweight, I can tell you that those fad diets are crap πŸ˜†

  • Wanda Stoesz
    Wanda Stoesz 14 hours ago


  • TheRedGameboy
    TheRedGameboy 14 hours ago

    Had me convulsing in silent laughter gasping for air.

  • TheRedGameboy
    TheRedGameboy 15 hours ago

    That had no dead period. Non stop material.

  • RepairmanJacked1
    RepairmanJacked1 15 hours ago

    Loved you in Chuck man, and a great routine.

  • Stevie D
    Stevie D 15 hours ago

    I let out a lil pee πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

  • Grant Goldberg
    Grant Goldberg 15 hours ago

    Title is the fat man's national anthem.

  • Jennifer D
    Jennifer D 16 hours ago

    Omg lol

  • Robert Earhart
    Robert Earhart 16 hours ago

    Absolutely fantastic! Busting up laughing!!

  • Els Brussel
    Els Brussel 16 hours ago


  • melvina628
    melvina628 16 hours ago

    Changing the type of food you eat will drop the pounds. Eat all the vegetables you can fit inside you for as long as you want.

  • Jeff Lindeman
    Jeff Lindeman 16 hours ago

    My wife and I raised two daughters and he's right; dogs aren't equal to kids. They're better than kids. Or at least better than YOUR kids. 😏 Oh, and while I'm at it here, any dog under 50lbs is a cat.* * Yeah I stole that line, but it's the best! Anyone tell me who said it?

  • Willie Scroggins
    Willie Scroggins 16 hours ago


  • Hisham Labban
    Hisham Labban 16 hours ago

    It's really really funny. I'm not sure there's subtitles because I need one. My lingo is not American so part of the speech is not clear.

  • Steven Feil
    Steven Feil 16 hours ago

    You are the PERFECT person to teach about the so called race issue in our country. Tell them it is POLITICIANS that are racist.

  • 19 11
    19 11 16 hours ago

    Thank You! You are Stellar Funny!!!

  • Jeffrey Potter
    Jeffrey Potter 16 hours ago

    Most people are afraid of radiation due to misinformation. There really is not THAT much to be overly concerned with about x-ray dose.. I AM an x ray tech and I have to reeducate folks at times about some of the misinformation being spread... Maybe the reason the tech s running is cuz the "higher ups" are more concerned about the patient flow and not taking too long... Cuz the "time is money" mentality and if an exam takes too long patient can be annoyed or offended and bad news can travel quicker than good news.... I may have to see if the hospital gown and socks might make it a more speedy security experience at the airport though! Haha!πŸ˜‡πŸ˜Ž

  • nkryptchn 02
    nkryptchn 02 16 hours ago

    Complicated ? no, women are CUNTS

  • Bi- Han
    Bi- Han 17 hours ago


  • Ruxpins Revenge
    Ruxpins Revenge 17 hours ago

    Big Mike!

  • Abel Aldrete
    Abel Aldrete 17 hours ago

    Everything wrong with youth today

  • von Coconut
    von Coconut 17 hours ago

    A heart attack waiting to happen.

  • Jenny Gibbons
    Jenny Gibbons 17 hours ago

    Soooo good πŸ˜‚

  • Armin Walker
    Armin Walker 17 hours ago

    Sitting on my chest judging πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • J Dial
    J Dial 17 hours ago

    He’s right.....cats do not respect your personal space😎

  • Nene J. Phillips
    Nene J. Phillips 17 hours ago

    The cat jokes? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Barbara Powell
    Barbara Powell 18 hours ago

    He's a good reason to be on a diet πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

  • Sierra Caincross
    Sierra Caincross 18 hours ago

    This literally sounds like northern Michigan πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ roads white, dirts white, EVERYTHING IS COVERED IN SNOW!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Jenny Gibbons
    Jenny Gibbons 18 hours ago


  • GSD fan
    GSD fan 18 hours ago

    Silverback of a woman πŸ˜‚

  • Eliud njai
    Eliud njai 18 hours ago

    Nice tooth πŸ˜‚

  • John White
    John White 18 hours ago

    Got to love this guy πŸ˜…

  • Barbara Young
    Barbara Young 18 hours ago

    He's hilarious

  • Butterfly Kisses
    Butterfly Kisses 18 hours ago

    If Geore Bush and Robert Patrick (played T-1000 in Terminator 2) had a kid this guy would be it.

  • karen ambrose
    karen ambrose 19 hours ago

    he's funny

  • Mary-Catherine Ryan
    Mary-Catherine Ryan 19 hours ago

    I have a thick Southern accent, and I'm extremely proud of it. My ex use to yell at me all the time to speak properly, and I told him that I was, but I just speaking Southern, and for him to get a Southern Dictionary! LOL My people are Appalachian, and my family and I are from Georgia, but I got to travel a lot, because my Daddy was in the military and yes, I read a lot too, like he said. LOL I swear though, that whenever I feel like I'm losing my Southern accent, or I'm told that I'm losing it, I'm packing my bags, and going back home to gain my accent back!

  • 3 as1
    3 as1 19 hours ago

    But it's true. During the night we release all the gas, so we weigh less in the morning.

  • Joe Womack
    Joe Womack 19 hours ago

    I did this at Arby's the other day. The guy asked me for my name so I said "Glarbsttentenford". He just looked at me. I tried to keep a straight face and almost lost it! The best part was when my food was ready, he attempted to call my name πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚!!

  • SlipperyTube
    SlipperyTube 19 hours ago

    Clean comedy really?

  • Hadassah Yael
    Hadassah Yael 19 hours ago

    I choked on my lentil soup at Gollum!

  • R N
    R N 20 hours ago

    Wow this was different and animated. As someone that loves animation. I enjoyed this like a kid lol.

  • Paul Edward Baca
    Paul Edward Baca 20 hours ago

    Yes so true....Wish I could still kept my vehicle....

  • Tango Bango
    Tango Bango 20 hours ago

    This guy finds pleasure & happiness in the most mundane things. LUV IT!

  • Shay 1969
    Shay 1969 21 hour ago

    Adore this kid. Great comedy!!

  • Pete Tong
    Pete Tong 21 hour ago

    That wasnt a big seller in my neighbourhood.....im howling at that one....

  • Omaano Maggy
    Omaano Maggy 21 hour ago


  • claritycentral
    claritycentral 21 hour ago

    This makes me think i don't have the STOMACH to have children πŸ˜‚.