Joseph's Machines
Joseph's Machines
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Power napping invention so you don't over-sleep.
Views 26M28 days ago
#shorts Stops you from napping for too long! Support me on PATREON: www.patreon.com/josephsmachines ► Welcome to my channel! I am an inventor of useless machines. ► Subscribe so that you never miss a new one! bit.ly/2vVFVQe Music is by the Jews Brothers Band, track "Bulgar" (the singer is my mother!) Please support them by buying their track: bit.ly/2cQZ9w3 Website: josephsmachines.com Facebook...
Contraption to automatically put mask on your face
Views 156KMonth ago
Contraption to automatically put mask on your face
The Lazy Old Fashioned Cocktail Machine | Joseph's Machines
Views 130KMonth ago
Ice cubes slide down a track into a glass. A wheel rolls with a bottle of whiskey attached, making a perfect pour. Finally a drill rotates an orange against a peeler, and a toy train delivers the drink onto a coaster. All without lifting a finger. This is the laziest way to make an Old Fashioned! RECIPE: 60ml Batch & Bottle's Lazy Old Fashioned over Ice with an Orange Zest This video was made p...
Quick Turkey-Stuffing Hack (Dog-Powered!)
Views 16M2 months ago
#shorts Check out the full video here: thexvid.com/video/01_udUeZ2GU/video.html Support me on PATREON: www.patreon.com/josephsmachines ► Welcome to my channel! I am an inventor of useless machines. ► Subscribe so that you never miss a new one! bit.ly/2vVFVQe Music is by the Jews Brothers Band, track "Bulgar" (the singer is my mother!) Please support them by buying their track: bit.ly/2cQZ9w3 We...
Easy stamp-licking machine, using tears from cutting an onion
Views 4.8M2 months ago
#shorts Here's the short version of my stamp licking machine. Support me on PATREON: www.patreon.com/josephsmachines ► Welcome to my channel! I am an inventor of useless machines. ► Subscribe so that you never miss a new one! bit.ly/2vVFVQe Music is by the Jews Brothers Band, track "Bulgar" (the singer is my mother!) Please support them by buying their track: bit.ly/2cQZ9w3 Website: josephsmach...
3 Cleaning Contraptions: Spill-Drill, Doggy-Mop and more!
Views 163K4 months ago
Three machines to make cleaning a little bit easier. Paper towels on a drill will soak up huge spills in seconds! A remote control car fitted out with sponges and hairdryers will leave your floors sparkling clean! And finally, the ultimate cleaning outfit so you can clean the whole house in half the time! (dog not included). Support me on PATREON: www.patreon.com/josephsmachines ► Welcome to my...
Automatic Haircutting Machine
Views 76M5 months ago
#shorts Support me on PATREON: www.patreon.com/josephsmachines ► Welcome to my channel! I am an inventor of useless machines. ► Subscribe so that you never miss a new one! bit.ly/2vVFVQe Music is by the Jews Brothers Band, track "Bulgar" (the singer is my mother!) Please support them by buying their track: bit.ly/2cQZ9w3 Website: josephsmachines.com Facebook: josephsmachines Instag...
The Pizza-Making Contraption | Joseph's Machines
Views 2.5M7 months ago
This machine uses a toy train to make a pizza automatically. No need to lift a finger! Support me on PATREON: www.patreon.com/josephsmachines ► Welcome to my channel! I am an inventor of useless machines. ► Subscribe so that you never miss a new one! bit.ly/2vVFVQe Music is by the Jews Brothers Band, track "Conical Intrigue at Hamner Springs" Please support them by buying their track: bit.ly/3g...
Machine applies makeup in under 5 seconds (Final machine)
Views 3.2M10 months ago
This is the final morning routine machine. I made it for my friend Giselle, who is always running late for work in the morning. If you want to see how I made it, including all the hilarious fails, check out the full video here: thexvid.com/video/2q69HvdUEFA/video.html Support me on PATREON: www.patreon.com/josephsmachines ► Welcome to my channel! I am an inventor of useless machines. ► Subscrib...
The Morning Routine Machine | Joseph's Machines
Views 4.8M11 months ago
My friend Giselle is always running late for work in the morning, so I'm making her a machine that does her entire morning routine... from bed! It washes her face, applies moisturizer and covers her whole face in makeup at once. Will she like it? Support me on PATREON: www.patreon.com/josephsmachines ► Welcome to my channel! I am an inventor of useless machines. ► Subscribe so that you never mi...
5 inventions that are surprisingly useful
Views 937KYear ago
From a remote-control finder to a perfect tea maker. Also my own version of a murphy-bed where the bed floats up to the ceiling during the day! Support me on PATREON: www.patreon.com/josephsmachines ► Welcome to my channel! I am an inventor of useless machines. ► Subscribe so that you never miss a new one! bit.ly/2vVFVQe Music is by the Jews Brothers Band, track "Bulgar" (the singer is my mothe...
This machine makes a sandwich and feeds it to me
Views 19MYear ago
It's really five mini machines. One puts down bread, the next puts on peanut butter, then a machine for jelly and so on. The last machine feeds it to me bite by bite! Spent almost four months on this machine. Oh, and remember to vote!!! Support me on PATREON: www.patreon.com/josephsmachines ► Welcome to my channel! I am an inventor of useless machines. ► Subscribe so that you never miss a new o...
Joseph's First Viral Rube Goldberg | REMASTERED (higher res)
Views 799KYear ago
I recently found the old footage of my first video Creme That Egg, and realized it's a higher resolution than the one published on TheXvid, so I'm republishing it in full quality! This is the first chain-reaction machine I ever made, when I was 22, and it went unexpectedly viral and jump-started my new career as an inventor of useless machines. Support me on PATREON: www.patreon.com/josephsmach...
Which Door Will The Ball Hit? | Joseph's Puzzle Machines
Views 14MYear ago
I challenge you to these six machine puzzles. Guess which door the ball will go through by imagining how the machine will run. I bet no one can get all six correct! Support me on PATREON: www.patreon.com/josephsmachines ► Welcome to my channel! I am an inventor of useless machines. ► Subscribe so that you never miss a new one! bit.ly/2vVFVQe Music is by the Jews Brothers Band, track "Bulgar" (t...
Top 10 Ways to Automate Your Life | What's Your Problem?
Views 1.6MYear ago
Top 10 Ways to Automate Your Life | What's Your Problem?
How to Pass The Pepper While Social Distancing
Views 18MYear ago
How to Pass The Pepper While Social Distancing
The Dinner Feeding Contraption | Joseph's Machines
Views 17M2 years ago
The Dinner Feeding Contraption | Joseph's Machines
The Santa Catcher Machine | What's Your Problem?
Views 937K2 years ago
The Santa Catcher Machine | What's Your Problem?
How to Tidy Your Room in 10 Seconds | What's Your Problem?
Views 2.7M2 years ago
How to Tidy Your Room in 10 Seconds | What's Your Problem?
Make Your Own Grape-Feeder | What's Your Problem?
Views 355K2 years ago
Make Your Own Grape-Feeder | What's Your Problem?
The Sibling Distractor | Joseph's Machines
Views 3.8M2 years ago
The Sibling Distractor | Joseph's Machines
The Compost Thrower | What's Your Problem?
Views 368K2 years ago
The Compost Thrower | What's Your Problem?
The Dish Doer | What's Your Problem?
Views 1.3M2 years ago
The Dish Doer | What's Your Problem?
Hands-Free Snacking | What's Your Problem?
Views 2.9M2 years ago
Hands-Free Snacking | What's Your Problem?
Lunchbox Bully Revenge | What's Your Problem?
Views 890K2 years ago
Lunchbox Bully Revenge | What's Your Problem?
The Sun Blocker | What's Your Problem?
Views 1.5M2 years ago
The Sun Blocker | What's Your Problem?
Cat Feeder Machine (Short Version)
Views 467K2 years ago
Cat Feeder Machine (Short Version)
The Cat Feeder | What's Your Problem?
Views 1.3M2 years ago
The Cat Feeder | What's Your Problem?
What’s Your Problem? - Series Teaser!
Views 145K2 years ago
What’s Your Problem? - Series Teaser!
The Lunch Feeding Contraption | Joseph's Machines
Views 115M3 years ago
The Lunch Feeding Contraption | Joseph's Machines
Automatic Haircutting Machine
Views 76M5 months ago
#shorts Support me on PATREON: www.patreon.com/josephsmachines ► Welcome to my channel! I am an inventor of useless machines. ► Subscribe so that you never miss a new one! bit.ly/2vVFVQe Music is by the Jews Brothers Band, track "Bulgar" (the singer is my mother!) Please support them by buying their track: bit.ly/2cQZ9w3 Website: josephsmachines.com Facebook: josephsmachines Instag...
The Cake Server | Joseph's Most Complex Machine Ever?
Views 30M3 years ago
The Cake Server | Joseph's Most Complex Machine Ever?
Power napping invention so you don't over-sleep.
Views 26M28 days ago
#shorts Stops you from napping for too long! Support me on PATREON: www.patreon.com/josephsmachines ► Welcome to my channel! I am an inventor of useless machines. ► Subscribe so that you never miss a new one! bit.ly/2vVFVQe Music is by the Jews Brothers Band, track "Bulgar" (the singer is my mother!) Please support them by buying their track: bit.ly/2cQZ9w3 Website: josephsmachines.com Facebook...
How to Pass the Salt While Maintaining Proper Social Distance
Views 21M2 years ago
How to Pass the Salt While Maintaining Proper Social Distance
This machine makes a sandwich and feeds it to me
Views 19MYear ago
It's really five mini machines. One puts down bread, the next puts on peanut butter, then a machine for jelly and so on. The last machine feeds it to me bite by bite! Spent almost four months on this machine. Oh, and remember to vote!!! Support me on PATREON: www.patreon.com/josephsmachines ► Welcome to my channel! I am an inventor of useless machines. ► Subscribe so that you never miss a new o...
How to Pass The Pepper While Social Distancing
Views 18MYear ago
How to Pass The Pepper While Social Distancing
The Dinner Feeding Contraption | Joseph's Machines
Views 17M2 years ago
The Dinner Feeding Contraption | Joseph's Machines
Crumbs! - Jiwi’s Machines - FULL EPISODE
Views 16M6 years ago
Crumbs! - Jiwi’s Machines - FULL EPISODE
Quick Turkey-Stuffing Hack (Dog-Powered!)
Views 16M2 months ago
#shorts Check out the full video here: thexvid.com/video/01_udUeZ2GU/video.html Support me on PATREON: www.patreon.com/josephsmachines ► Welcome to my channel! I am an inventor of useless machines. ► Subscribe so that you never miss a new one! bit.ly/2vVFVQe Music is by the Jews Brothers Band, track "Bulgar" (the singer is my mother!) Please support them by buying their track: bit.ly/2cQZ9w3 We...
Which Door Will The Ball Hit? | Joseph's Puzzle Machines
Views 14MYear ago
I challenge you to these six machine puzzles. Guess which door the ball will go through by imagining how the machine will run. I bet no one can get all six correct! Support me on PATREON: www.patreon.com/josephsmachines ► Welcome to my channel! I am an inventor of useless machines. ► Subscribe so that you never miss a new one! bit.ly/2vVFVQe Music is by the Jews Brothers Band, track "Bulgar" (t...
The Power Nap Machine | Life Device #2 | Joseph's Machines
Views 12M5 years ago
The Power Nap Machine | Life Device #2 | Joseph's Machines
The Page Turner | Rube Goldberg | Joseph's Machines
Views 12M10 years ago
The Page Turner | Rube Goldberg | Joseph's Machines
The Tooth Brusher | Life Device #3 | Joseph's Machines
Views 8M5 years ago
The Tooth Brusher | Life Device #3 | Joseph's Machines
Joseph's Workout Machines
Views 7M2 years ago
Joseph's Workout Machines
Power Tool Dinner Party | Joseph's Machines
Views 6M3 years ago
Power Tool Dinner Party | Joseph's Machines
The Dresser - Rube Goldberg Machine for Getting Dressed | Joseph's Machines
Views 6M6 years ago
The Dresser - Rube Goldberg Machine for Getting Dressed | Joseph's Machines
The Sauce Squirter | Life Device #4 | Joseph's Machines
Views 5M5 years ago
The Sauce Squirter | Life Device #4 | Joseph's Machines
My invention to clean four times as fast
Views 5M3 years ago
My invention to clean four times as fast
The Morning Routine Machine | Joseph's Machines
Views 4.8M11 months ago
My friend Giselle is always running late for work in the morning, so I'm making her a machine that does her entire morning routine... from bed! It washes her face, applies moisturizer and covers her whole face in makeup at once. Will she like it? Support me on PATREON: www.patreon.com/josephsmachines ► Welcome to my channel! I am an inventor of useless machines. ► Subscribe so that you never mi...
Easy stamp-licking machine, using tears from cutting an onion
Views 4.8M2 months ago
#shorts Here's the short version of my stamp licking machine. Support me on PATREON: www.patreon.com/josephsmachines ► Welcome to my channel! I am an inventor of useless machines. ► Subscribe so that you never miss a new one! bit.ly/2vVFVQe Music is by the Jews Brothers Band, track "Bulgar" (the singer is my mother!) Please support them by buying their track: bit.ly/2cQZ9w3 Website: josephsmach...
It Has a Virus! - Jiwi's Machines - FULL EPISODE
Views 4.4M6 years ago
It Has a Virus! - Jiwi's Machines - FULL EPISODE
The Turkey Stuffer | Life Device #5 | Joseph's Machines
Views 4M5 years ago
The Turkey Stuffer | Life Device #5 | Joseph's Machines
The Sibling Distractor | Joseph's Machines
Views 3.8M2 years ago
The Sibling Distractor | Joseph's Machines
3 Eating Inventions - For Chips, M&Ms and Watermelon
Views 3.8M2 years ago
3 Eating Inventions - For Chips, M&Ms and Watermelon
Xmas Ham Slicer & Card Writer
Views 3.5M3 years ago
Xmas Ham Slicer & Card Writer
Creme That Egg! | How To Squish A Creme Egg! | Joseph's Machines
Views 3.2M13 years ago
Creme That Egg! | How To Squish A Creme Egg! | Joseph's Machines
Machine applies makeup in under 5 seconds (Final machine)
Views 3.2M10 months ago
This is the final morning routine machine. I made it for my friend Giselle, who is always running late for work in the morning. If you want to see how I made it, including all the hilarious fails, check out the full video here: thexvid.com/video/2q69HvdUEFA/video.html Support me on PATREON: www.patreon.com/josephsmachines ► Welcome to my channel! I am an inventor of useless machines. ► Subscrib...
Hands-Free Snacking | What's Your Problem?
Views 2.9M2 years ago
Hands-Free Snacking | What's Your Problem?
Recipe for Disaster | Jiwi's Machines | FULL EPISODE
Views 2.8M6 years ago
Recipe for Disaster | Jiwi's Machines | FULL EPISODE

Comments

  • Lilis Nurlaksana
    Lilis Nurlaksana 8 hours ago

    Ehhhh buset ribet amat🤦

  • hateno nguyễn
    hateno nguyễn 8 hours ago

    2:17 the laptop :(

  • Коты и приколы

    Coбака думает что будет у меня жить бесплатно Тем временем я:

  • Marta Guimarães
    Marta Guimarães 13 hours ago

    Coitado do animal sessão de monstro

  • Ridho Budiman
    Ridho Budiman 14 hours ago

    So old 😭

  • Matthewgabriel7
    Matthewgabriel7 15 hours ago

    Brilliant but lazy

  • Ridho Budiman
    Ridho Budiman 16 hours ago

    3:30 lol

  • Putri aulia aulia
    Putri aulia aulia 16 hours ago

    Apa susah ya siih ambil aja air di dalam kerang kan lebih praktis btw dalam indonesia🇮🇩

  •  Calm Relaxing Music Free

    I can relax really well and enjoyed the great pictures. Thank you for that and keep it up❤💞🙏🥰🙏🌈💛💛💛

  • milk cookies
    milk cookies 17 hours ago

    What

  • APEX LEGEND
    APEX LEGEND 18 hours ago

    Wow easy 😅

  • Taylor Luiz
    Taylor Luiz 22 hours ago

    Isso é muita maldade

  • チップ
    チップ 22 hours ago

    Ok im lazy but teasing your dog just so you don't have to get up is not cool

  • Chris Brooks
    Chris Brooks Day ago

    This has to be one of the most dangerous things I've seen in awhile, but it's amazing!

  • Edilson Alarcon

    Pobre sito perro

  • Javito Tito
    Javito Tito Day ago

    Ace ice?

  • Kakashi Hatake

    You. Not love. You. DOG

  • Mungun Sor
    Mungun Sor Day ago

    easy 😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪

  • Cranberry Animations

    Making this invention would take more time than to just stuff the turkey yourself

  • Brayan Ramos Rocha de Souza

    Aprenda a escravisa cachorros

  • megha Pardeshi

    Cool man

  • Flame Emperor
    Flame Emperor Day ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🗿

  • William's Triumph

    After seeing such brilliant engineering I feel stupid that the part I enjoyed most was him spilling coffee on himself.

  • Md. Modassir Khalid

    Kitna korhiya hai

  • Gelo Laforteza

    This looks like me when im a baby so fun it says he he he

  • El ahmadi Mohammed

    Beacause the person under me wants the most likes

  • Raiki 000
    Raiki 000 Day ago

    did he just touched his face after he cut the onion,and then continue to cut it?

  • Julius Almoite

    When your lazy:

  • Mohd Fariz
    Mohd Fariz Day ago

    Wkwkwkwk

  • Heat Flick
    Heat Flick Day ago

    When u don't have time to do ur work and when u don't have a glue but have a next level brain which can help do multitasking

  • Hιкαяυ•

    The design is very not human But it's safe

  • Benedito Arlindo

    👍👍😂🤣🤣🥰😘

  • showtimezander04

    Never seen such an invention still a good invention though

  • Carlos Alberto Rosa

    NOoooooooooooooooooooooo ❌❌🤧🍋😷👁️😘🦴💔🙀🤢🇦🇷

  • Yasmin Ponce
    Yasmin Ponce Day ago

    Mamá cocina superpay todas tus besos pero se va a morir así así los participantes en la pista además su comida asquerosa

  • Mr. Meme
    Mr. Meme Day ago

    Would this be considered manual labor

  • EduardoGamesYt

    QUE TURKEY

  • Angel Lee
    Angel Lee Day ago

    Amazing

  • Dhanjit Rajak
    Dhanjit Rajak Day ago

    Neck cut Dene se atcha tha

  • 게임하는사람

    걍 줘

  • natan sodré 2

    You not like dogs

  • Google Rita Noviarti

    Nutup amplop ribet amat lo wkwkwkwk. Sangat menghibur bang 🤣👍

  • Kyle Schmidt
    Kyle Schmidt 2 days ago

    Mmm looks tasty

  • 🖤Inami🖤
    🖤Inami🖤 2 days ago

    I hope this man give the bacon to dog

  • Pheloo amir
    Pheloo amir 2 days ago

    Oh Shermot

  • jorgin da pacoca
    jorgin da pacoca 2 days ago

    Nooooo dog no im give deslike