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Opie & Anthony - Ass Play
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  • topher1004
    topher1004 10 hours ago

    I hear snaps about 27 minutes in.lol

  • Callie Casselberry

    andre was also cremated

  • jfrsnjhnsn
    jfrsnjhnsn 2 days ago

    WOW Anthony is a bootlicking lackey bitch in this one.

  • Elliott Blake
    Elliott Blake 3 days ago

    Yanks really shouldnt use that word...it sounds so outta place ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

  • Sebastian B.
    Sebastian B. 4 days ago

    As Louie started gaining popularity on a global level the Lizard People framed MeToo in order to knock him down. It was Rumsfeld's payback all along.

  • Emma Planas
    Emma Planas 5 days ago

    I knew that Kevin Gates "2 Phones" was a lyrical ripoff

  • sirdzl710
    sirdzl710 11 days ago

    I want my.... I want my NAUGHTY BOY PHOONNEEEEE

    • sirdzl710
      sirdzl710 11 days ago

      Now look at them shock jox, that's the way you screw it You make the lady play the wiffle ball bat That ain't workin' that's the way ya screw it Money fo' nothing and your jokes were free Now you ain't workin', that's the way you screwed it Lemme tell ya, them guys is dumb Opie gets a blister on his finger Yimmy gets some blisters on his bum...

  • Mike Urban
    Mike Urban 11 days ago

    I hope someone snips opies eyelids and nose off with pruning sheers

  • Braden White
    Braden White 11 days ago

    Mom and Pop shops exists all over this country.

  • zoot soot
    zoot soot 11 days ago

    Louis sure got his comeuppance for fucking with the lizards.

  • zoot soot
    zoot soot 11 days ago

    The first O&A bit I ever heard and still the best!

  • Sheriff Hoyt
    Sheriff Hoyt 12 days ago

    Does Bob Levy still do comedy shows?

  • Low Bo47omz Ascot Ave

    *Eastside Low Bottoms shit !* One of MANY things i dig about this interview is that as a comedian, he's not there "hammin' it up" like a comedian would be doing. There's laughs, but he's not joking...like a Jim Norton for example, would do. Rest easy Big Homie.

  • KLC Minneapolis, MN
    KLC Minneapolis, MN 14 days ago

    This is why Oโ€™Neal is no longer here. Truth.

  • 1111111 11
    1111111 11 15 days ago

    So wrong about Libya but still funny

  • Flin Brentwood
    Flin Brentwood 16 days ago

    12:15

  • Filthy Eskimo
    Filthy Eskimo 16 days ago

    I heard this song in an O&A show like 5 years ago and itโ€™s ruined my life. I sing it constantly. Basically whenever anyone says the word โ€œphoneโ€

  • Nattylight 22
    Nattylight 22 18 days ago

    5:00 is the reason why Anthony is the best part of the show

  • Alex Kay
    Alex Kay 20 days ago

    โ€œOh shut the fuck uppppp!โ€ ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

  • Rex Colubra
    Rex Colubra 21 day ago

    This is gold

  • David Harrison
    David Harrison 22 days ago

    Not Bubba The Cun Sponge!!!!

  • Yokes27
    Yokes27 22 days ago

    Was about to the say that the description is very misleading, but actually when i think about it its not because we been sick of this guy since he was 18. 7:39 tends to happen when you look and dress like a hooker.

  • O stein
    O stein 23 days ago

    Hahaha I'm glad Joe and Penn finally did a show together.

  • Jose Garcia
    Jose Garcia 24 days ago

    Just like when some guy went up a mountain long time ago where nobody was give some plates from God ok ๐Ÿ˜that would serve as guidelines to control humanity..

  • Cognitive Chaos
    Cognitive Chaos 24 days ago

    Bill Cooper stated in June 2001 in his radio show that something big was happening soon & it would be blamed on Bin Laden. Cooper was killed that November!

  • Liban Ahmed
    Liban Ahmed 26 days ago

    Otto Petersen was too politically correct for my taste ๐Ÿคฃ

  • ca1ca
    ca1ca 27 days ago

    Was Cheat the indie movie colin was talking about at the end?

  • Mert Su
    Mert Su 28 days ago

    rest in peace. last bit stabbed me in the heart

  • Dirk Diggler
    Dirk Diggler 28 days ago

    Bobbie sounds like a medicated 1950s telephone operator

  • Adam B
    Adam B Month ago

    *WACK THE BAG, PINCH THE HELMET!*

  • john boreman
    john boreman Month ago

    stone cold is a fucking cool dude but opie trying to hard to be a dick and catch him off guard and be a hack shock jock is just cringey... calm down opie youre talking to a real man not a thumb picking fat titted fool

  • Joshua Thomas
    Joshua Thomas Month ago

    This is what brought CK down. Inside job.

  • Logan Mohler
    Logan Mohler Month ago

    Haha, I frucken love jazz

  • Jacob Creatura
    Jacob Creatura Month ago

    Whoโ€™s the last cunt that comes in

  • GodsIlluminatedOne

    JOKE....I USE....( SPIZZWIRE ) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†

  • D D
    D D Month ago

    The rumors of bin laden being sick werent true. 0 evidence.

  • QualityContentEveryday

    He can do the laugh but not the voice

  • Adam Carbo
    Adam Carbo Month ago

    Dear God almost every laugh Opie has during this is over the top phony and inauthentic. Like he's trying to sound as if he is having way more fun without Anthony, and can hang and have a good show without him. Now that we know they essentially hated each other most of the time. You can easily tell Opie's sincere laughs and his forced douche chill laugh.

  • Jojo Shmuckfuck
    Jojo Shmuckfuck Month ago

    "YOU CANT USE BANANA JUICE I CAME UP WITH THAT 9 HOURS AGO" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

  • the ghost
    the ghost Month ago

    He knows who you are Jim. That's why he DOESN'T acknowledge your name.

  • Hayden Young
    Hayden Young Month ago

    I wonder why Kevin Hart donโ€™t talk like this and Iโ€™m pretty sure he knows this plus more hmm lol

  • rob rick
    rob rick Month ago

    I wonder if he was listening to Gangster Fag while driving away in his Subaru Outback.

  • Tay Kitten Diaz
    Tay Kitten Diaz Month ago

    Holy shit this dude was real real really real. I agreed with everything he said

  • Jacob McGregor
    Jacob McGregor Month ago

    edit out the commercials lazy

  • Penny Royal Tea
    Penny Royal Tea Month ago

    You guys are a bunch of haters, you would have never said that crap in front of his face

  • Joel Keane
    Joel Keane Month ago

    A conversation for the ages this one

  • Wilt Williams
    Wilt Williams Month ago

    complain about ads but every 5 minutes they tell Louis has a show somewhere

  • Wilt Williams
    Wilt Williams Month ago

    1:42:35 Oh my fucking how is he going hahahaaha

  • The Opal Fox Channel

    REDGUMS, REDGUMS! ๐Ÿ˜…

  • chickensandw1tch
    chickensandw1tch Month ago

    Joe unloaded too much truth and information in short time for kaku to be able to process and accept it as reality, canโ€™t blame him

  • bruce brickman
    bruce brickman Month ago

    Worm Norton is a rapist pediphile

  • putsome basilonit

    They should make a comedy movie based off this starring Louie and his FX show's style.

  • mischiefmikeyo
    mischiefmikeyo Month ago

    its money its money

  • Andrew Flood
    Andrew Flood Month ago

    great picture of danielle harris !!!

  • Dog Faced God
    Dog Faced God Month ago

    Abbbaaattt! A ni, a ni, a ni (heavy, frantic wheezing). Hard to believe this was 17 years ago. Classic.

  • TheHueisOverโ„ข

    Deffinately a lizard, not even joking.

  • Boabywankenobi
    Boabywankenobi Month ago

    11:12 - Don't worry Jay, Louie doesn't get away with it.

    • lamo lambda
      lamo lambda Month ago

      I dunno Mohrs life took a dive lately aswell

  • Andy Broberg
    Andy Broberg Month ago

    lmao

  • Caroline Brennan
    Caroline Brennan Month ago

    Interviewer overtalks cc. Hard to listen.

  • Joshua Laplap TV
    Joshua Laplap TV Month ago

    That living in America segment is so good. Aouww aouww. Hee mana hoo. Really? Hee mana hoo is better than Living In America?

  • Steve Jones
    Steve Jones Month ago

    I love Galagher and hate Sam.

  • luv2likfeet
    luv2likfeet 2 months ago

    I'm so happy that no one cared to hear Anthony state the obvious when he was about to say "but when you say, I'm not saying that I'm not gonna cheat again, there's no chance of saving the marriage". Why would he even say that? WE KNOW YOU PLAIN, BORING, OBVIOUS CUNT. Has ant ever had an original thought when someone else is telling a story? You could replace ant with anyone and just tell that person to repeat punchlines, and say very obvious things, and we'll give you a mansion in Long island. I hate this world.

  • Mr Lovely
    Mr Lovely 2 months ago

    I literally have mouth cancer and haven't quit smoking yet (later today though).

  • egshane
    egshane 2 months ago

    everything except the "support of the troops" part. in a way, the troops are being mislead, and are not being given the whole truth...but even still...they suit up and in some case give their lives for what we and they believe is for the american people and our way of life. even if it may be under false pretenses. when you actually serve, armed forces, or local/state police, any of them...you make a choice each day to go out and serve, and you know that each and everyday you may not make it home. that is an amazing and courageous person and a real hero.

  • Magnus Fullauto
    Magnus Fullauto 2 months ago

    HES EXACTLY FUCKING RIGHT. YOU GOD DAMN CRAZY SHITHEADS IN THE COMMENTS BITCHING IS EXACTLY WHO HES TALKING ABOUT. YOU SHOULD ALL BE LOCKED UP IN A FUCKING INSTITUTION SO YOU CANT FUCK UP EVERYONE ELSES LIVES AND GO ON KILLING SPREES. GOD DAMN LIBTARD DEMOCRATS HAD TO LET YOU FUCKS OUT AND NOW LOOK.........GREAT JOB ASSHOLES, LOOK WHAT OUR SOCIETY HAS DEVOLVED INTO. FUCK OFF

  • the701squad1
    the701squad1 2 months ago

    no wonder sam is such a worm

  • Nx Doyle
    Nx Doyle 2 months ago

    I wrote two other comments so a third is stretching it but I just have to share this. The one sentence that Opie never, ever has to form in his pea brain and let pass his lips is, "I didn't know that."

  • Nx Doyle
    Nx Doyle 2 months ago

    My favourite part of the Rumsfeld/lizard bit is when Rumsfeld says his grandkids are listening and Louis comes back with, "They have a right to know too." When this was injected into the news cycle it was 'Louis asks Rumsfeld if he's a lizard', but they kind of buried the lede. It probably should have been 'Louis asks Rumsfeld if he's eaten Mexican babies'. Life would be simpler and probably easier for our species if the most powerful and influential people in the world were a different species.

  • Nx Doyle
    Nx Doyle 2 months ago

    If you listen from the start, you'll hear Louis say that if, by the end of the month, he can unload the 500 tickets required to sell out the main room at the Borgata, they'd book him for a second show. This, according to Louis in an interview a couple years later, was the driving force behind Rumsfeld/lizard. A viral moment. And it worked. Louis sold out the Borgata and was booked for a second show.

  • prozzak6616
    prozzak6616 2 months ago

    "I think you're hanging around with the wrong people", clear as day, goddammit Louie.

  • Scott Stir
    Scott Stir 2 months ago

    48:05 dees for you

  • Andy Broberg
    Andy Broberg 2 months ago

    Fuckin loved weโ€™d attitude. Stone cold / the rock / mankind / undertaker / hhh. The fuckin best, I had no idea that I was watching some fucked up shit when it was happening at nine years old.

  • JAY-Z IS BY FAR THE GOAT RAPPER

    Dopie aka Greggshells McBitchtits is an unfunny try hard fagg*t & I pray he, his worthless annoyin whiny voiced hideous lookin goldiggin cum dumpster wife, & Bam's crotch critters are gangraped, decapitated & set on fire๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • John Dennis
    John Dennis 2 months ago

    I think Vosโ€™s set was better than either one of those Apollo hacks.

  • Kevin Troutman
    Kevin Troutman 2 months ago

    No opie, your joke was not good enough

  • blink button mash
    blink button mash 2 months ago

    I remember those days of the record stores in the village nyc, bleecker Bob's and generations was some of the best spots, not too sure if their still there, both had an 88 cents bin where I bought a burn the priest album which was the first lamb of god band name, now it's worth tons of money ๐Ÿ“ข๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ

  • I leave mean comments
    I leave mean comments 2 months ago

    Ugh, shut up Opie.

  • Darren Marquez
    Darren Marquez 2 months ago

    I guarantee Dr Kaku knows exactly who Jim is but pretends not to because he doesnโ€™t want to be bothered by people

  • Billy Seneczy
    Billy Seneczy 2 months ago

    Gadaffi was killed because he wanted to put libya on the gold standard, taking away the us Petro dollar and in turn, the us control over the region.

  • Tal Brott
    Tal Brott 2 months ago

    shooting fish in a barrel.

  • Carter !
    Carter ! 2 months ago

    easily one of the greatest mornings in radio history

  • Andy Broberg
    Andy Broberg 2 months ago

    Rich vos killed hahah

  • the701squad1
    the701squad1 2 months ago

    16.20, Colin accidentally smashes the whole house of cards to pieces then back pedals smoothly away

  • Joe Whitfield
    Joe Whitfield 2 months ago

    Alex Jones is the most worthless piece of shit in history.๐Ÿ‘

    • Black Ice
      Black Ice 2 days ago

      its true! the media told me so!

  • Joe Whitfield
    Joe Whitfield 2 months ago

    Here it is ten years later and now we know Bin Ladens death was faked and he had been dead since 2002.

  • ol' Trapper
    ol' Trapper 2 months ago

    Birbiglia was a cunty sjw before it was even a thing.

  • Adam N
    Adam N 2 months ago

    24:28 3+3x3=9

  • Smudger
    Smudger 2 months ago

    This world could only be dreamed up by a complete fucking narcissist cunt

  • Anthonyontv
    Anthonyontv 2 months ago

    for those that dont understand why they wont let him answer... If Rumsfeld denied or accepted that he was a lizard then the media and newspapers can put it in there paper with headlines like "Rumsfeld claims hes not a lizard!" By not saying anything the news and media can not make any fake news about it. Thats why they understand that he wont answer the question as well as louie. but louie is just trying to be funny.

  • enter a name here
    enter a name here 2 months ago

    I never liked jay. This changed my mind

  • RayRae 559
    RayRae 559 2 months ago

    The page you cited isint even on TheXvid anymore. You won.

  • Joseph Gaber
    Joseph Gaber 2 months ago

    I remember liking birbligia years ago when I was a kid in high school and just getting into standup comedy. Hearing him now, I donโ€™t understand how young me could tolerate 15 seconds of this buzzkilling, boring, intolerable fool.

  • Alcoon Slambag
    Alcoon Slambag 2 months ago

    Duff McKagan is fucking BORING! what a fake L.A douchebag.

  • Grey
    Grey 2 months ago

    Why is Jay Mohr still around? Oh wait this is 5 years ago...

  • Eric Weiss
    Eric Weiss 2 months ago

    Opie world's deadly awfu catch. Dummy deadliest catch. He makes fun of vos.

  • Jon Samuels
    Jon Samuels 2 months ago

    I never get tired of hearing this story OVER AND OVER AGAIN! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  • Lil chippah D Tss tss
    Lil chippah D Tss tss 2 months ago

    4-8-4 What did four eat four or sumptin tss tss. Hahahahhahaha

  • Lil chippah D Tss tss
    Lil chippah D Tss tss 2 months ago

    Tss tss my muddas a saint on ert tss tss

  • William Klaus
    William Klaus 2 months ago

    I love the apology to โ€œDuffโ€

    • William Klaus
      William Klaus 2 months ago

      โ€œItโ€™s not the best spot for youโ€

  • Michael Farmer
    Michael Farmer 2 months ago

    Oh shit, I've been thinking about this for years. So glad it's actually been uploaded.