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Opie & Anthony - Ass Play
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  • Matt Murray
    Matt Murray 20 hours ago

    Had no idea this existed. This is too great

  • Patrick B
    Patrick B 2 days ago

    Sounded like a Donkey with a hot potato being shoved up his ass... I almost died from that. ๐Ÿ˜…

  • Lt. Finglefuble Dingler

    Billy crystal is an open micer that stumbled into a movie studio

  • the701squad1
    the701squad1 3 days ago

    sam deserves a savage beating

  • the701squad1
    the701squad1 3 days ago

    sams mum is an incredibly creepy woman

    BLANK 3 days ago

    Anybody who listened to this nonsense has lost brain cells. Especially the people in the room, how did they not have anything for piano hands?!

  • Jaime Rivera
    Jaime Rivera 3 days ago

    Jay Mohr is a fagget cunt

  • David Kruse
    David Kruse 5 days ago

    he was wrong about a lot of what he said.

  • 83rdox
    83rdox 5 days ago

    When they mentioned Ariel winter , im suprised nobody mentioned her juggers

  • The Wavy Channel
    The Wavy Channel 6 days ago

    One of the interviews that got him marked.

  • 83rdox
    83rdox 6 days ago

    Stone cold meshed great. Did patrice like wrestling ? Him and stone cold on a podcast would be the perfect odd couple

  • 83rdox
    83rdox 6 days ago

    Whose the everest student in the background

  • Abdul Ahmad
    Abdul Ahmad 7 days ago

    I love how ant's the only one takin the interview seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Donald Bricker
    Donald Bricker 8 days ago

    Colin and Jimmy are a great comical duo

  • lexus703
    lexus703 8 days ago

    Opie just always ruins all

  • 83rdox
    83rdox 8 days ago

    Lol he rather be smashing nigga heads

  • Steve S
    Steve S 8 days ago

    I've listened to these clips for years.....but how in the hell have I never heard this....???

  • Matthew Duncan
    Matthew Duncan 9 days ago

    This would be hilarious if it wasn't fucking heartbreaking. I"m 2/3 of the way through, but holy shit.

  • 83rdox
    83rdox 10 days ago

    Yuck, they should have jim jefferies on here and Dennis leary so they could have all the annoying comics on. CK is funny sometimes and ok, i just never liked him much. I haven't liked jay since Small Soldiers

  • Darren Hitt
    Darren Hitt 12 days ago

    God opie does he have a radio show

  • Christopher Wilson
    Christopher Wilson 12 days ago

    Patrice Math woman plot time 1 month equals 1 man day...๐Ÿ˜‚

    SFIFA 12 days ago

    Notty boy

  • Sheriff of Rock Ridge

    Smish smosh smiss mafia

  • Kurt Sorensen
    Kurt Sorensen 12 days ago

    Beware of opie's button mashing ...

  • Ricky Parmar
    Ricky Parmar 12 days ago


  • Matthew Snyder
    Matthew Snyder 13 days ago

    โ€œLouie gets away with the-โ€œ lmfao heโ€™d get his later

  • Bill bick
    Bill bick 13 days ago

    Poor vos is locked in a web and don't know it. Poor little feller.

  • Tyler Bunkley
    Tyler Bunkley 13 days ago

    Gallagher asked whatโ€™s the difference between a photon and an electron... pretty sure he meant proton and electron. Trying to sound smart and failing.

  • TheFitz741
    TheFitz741 13 days ago

    Jill & Anthony show would have been amazing..especially the blonde in the closet episode

  • Darren Hitt
    Darren Hitt 14 days ago

    Fuck Jay nailed those C.K. and Gervais impressions. Dead on, I have never heard him do either one of those guys before...hilarious

  • Joshua Velasco
    Joshua Velasco 17 days ago

    4:48 and on, i fucking lost it dude ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • arognt87
    arognt87 17 days ago

    Well ISIS main man got killed. Well he blew himself up. He aint getting flushed. Lol. Man this is 100 all thenway.

  • mekanik1318
    mekanik1318 18 days ago

    im starting to think,,,maybe the illuminati rubbed out Patrice,,,

  • Waldo P. Schmeer
    Waldo P. Schmeer 19 days ago

    I didnโ€™t even know Louie was even a thing someone would imitate ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Aaron
    Aaron 19 days ago

    lets get a michio kaku on the JRE

  • mac berry
    mac berry 20 days ago

    It was the Kevin Spacey character from Usual Suspects

  • Miki H.
    Miki H. 21 day ago

    11:40 The very idea of Obama doing something he agrees with triggers Anthony. Yey for my team! Tribalist tool.

  • rocknroller1999
    rocknroller1999 22 days ago

    Gregg shells gave 10 thumbs down

  • rocknroller1999
    rocknroller1999 22 days ago

    Fuck I miss these two clowns. Used to listen every day, couldn't get enough of them. Then the Ron & Fez show followed to round out the morning. The glory days of XM talk show's for dudes

  • Julius Holm
    Julius Holm 22 days ago

    20:48 when it all started to make sense

  • DKCG 0113
    DKCG 0113 22 days ago

    What a hack

  • ben trend
    ben trend 23 days ago

    To anyone wondering what happened to balloon priest, his legs were found floating in the ocean a few months later

  • Dog Faced God
    Dog Faced God 23 days ago

    Brother Wease is such an automaton. This shit did not age well.

  • Leonard Serpa
    Leonard Serpa 23 days ago

    Opie is just awful

  • geoff pilsner
    geoff pilsner 24 days ago

    They're talking about opie right?

  • TL2354
    TL2354 25 days ago

    Wease is a fuckin retard. So clueless


    Dopie aka Greggshells McBitchtits is an unfunny try hard fagg*t & I pray he, his worthless annoyin whiny voiced hideous lookin goldiggin cum dumpster wife, & Bam's crotch critters are gangraped, decapitated & set on fire๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Will Goebel
    Will Goebel 26 days ago

    This is up there with Christmas vacation as a family holiday tradition to gather around and listen to this clip.


    Opie is a faggot snitch bitch. He should shove a dagger into his face.

  • Captain-K'nuckles
    Captain-K'nuckles 26 days ago

    Q: Are you a lizard? A: I meet people on the street who pay for my dinner. Q: What does that has to do... A: I think you are messing with the wrong people.

  • MrKGHunter
    MrKGHunter 27 days ago

    Norm is an artist, Jay is a lame hack....along with these other characters

  • Crooty
    Crooty 28 days ago


  • Matt 91
    Matt 91 28 days ago

    Fuckin Opie gets the breakthru outta Breuers mom rite outta the gate when he starts talkin, holy shit. Well played Opster

  • Mo G
    Mo G 29 days ago


  • Shipwreck Hubbard

    Reasons to be gay wedensday

  • Magnus Fullauto
    Magnus Fullauto Month ago

    Most comedians are insanely jealous of Seinfeld. Seinfeld basically invented observational comedy which every hack comedian tried to copy and capitalize on in the 90's. He's like ACDC. they do the same set for 40 years and they sold out every arena they played.

  • Adam Kramer
    Adam Kramer Month ago

    Im gay and find this use of control of language gay as fuck

  • GandaPain
    GandaPain Month ago

    How tf does colin know tyrant from resident evil?

  • Andrew Copple
    Andrew Copple Month ago

    He's telling a good story and he's building up to the climax (yeah climax) and Opie had to make himself part of it and almost ruin it.

  • Adam Austin
    Adam Austin Month ago

    What world is Louis living in where "I think you're hanging around with the wrong people" turns into a threat? He's trying so hard to interpret things in his own way for the sake of cuteness. It was irritating.

  • Damien Stone
    Damien Stone Month ago

    Opie contributes nothing

  • PumpkinEskobarr
    PumpkinEskobarr Month ago

    I don't believe the Gov't gave Patrice diabetes... however I will consider questioning.. "did the gov't accelerate his symptoms?"

  • papa yeast stack
    papa yeast stack Month ago

    I'm also on my way out.i love all of you fellow people

  • Dom Dukes
    Dom Dukes Month ago

    Patrice was probably killed for being too real...

  • Emerald-Eyez 7 Zemi

    1:13:50 heโ€™s just trying not to loose it lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ That Duff guy sucks tho.

  • Kevin Jameson
    Kevin Jameson Month ago

    Honestly, I felt this interview really humanized Rumsfeld. Sure he dodged questions, but he did have a sense of humor about it and was pretty forward about his past.

  • Vance G DeBravo
    Vance G DeBravo Month ago

    damn - i wish i could have seen that in person - ROLMAO

  • Julian C
    Julian C Month ago

    This is my favorite moment in the history of the show.

  • Dan Garcia
    Dan Garcia Month ago

    Goddamn. Rich Vos rules!

  • Sacha Borat Cohen

    Louis CK "Are you a Lizard?" Rumsfeld "Here's the short answer... *rambles on for several moments and never answers the question* "

  • PGH
    PGH Month ago

    "I'm good at reading people.". Are ya'? "I'm a math wizard.". Are ya'? "I'm good at studying speech." Are ya? Yuck.

  • Toby Park
    Toby Park Month ago

    "I would pay for a lizard's dinner" lmao

  • Trev
    Trev Month ago

    As great as the Rumsfeld segment is, Louis's discussion of local economics and consumerism before that is so so true and so sad.

  • The Black Hundreds

    I would do everything to that woman that she does that to that woman, to see if she likes it.

  • GandaPain
    GandaPain Month ago

    1:47:13 this fuck just killed their whole flow, it's not about you asshole, just sit there and wait for them to get to you. Prick.

  • Timothius Zamora
    Timothius Zamora Month ago

    Okay who is that chick at the beginning haha

  • lebeR Ogun
    lebeR Ogun Month ago

    Who went and listened to Living In America?

  • Paul-E G'z
    Paul-E G'z Month ago

    Bartholomew " Bump " Bailey

  • Paul-E G'z
    Paul-E G'z Month ago

    Love me some Jay Mohr, one Jersey boy to another

  • Joseph Sandman
    Joseph Sandman Month ago

    I just want to have a comment posted under this classic piece of radio history.

  • SpongeBobNoPants
    SpongeBobNoPants Month ago

    It's obvious Cumia's a lizard lover. He can't be trusted.

  • Brandon Obaza
    Brandon Obaza Month ago

    "Unmute the TV. Rummy's on."

  • lumpheadthump
    lumpheadthump Month ago

    I couldnโ€™t stop cringing at Antโ€™s drooly ass kissing in the rumsfeld interview

  • George Kazanjian
    George Kazanjian Month ago

    Ant is 100% correct

  • Andrew Sutherland

    1:06:35 Lizard Question and Anthony puss'n-out.

  • David Dean
    David Dean Month ago

    I miss Louie soo much!

  • Michael Oliver
    Michael Oliver Month ago

    Why do we even need other comics when he have Jay that can do all the comics? Lol

  • medhat nagy
    medhat nagy Month ago

    dude fr this podcast should be used as a reference to why louie is a fucking genuis!


    Rumsfeld went to princeton on the same scholarship Sandra BullocK tried 2 get her kid.


    Rumsfeld was a Lawyer that shilled Aspartame to the FDA. That was his "claim" before SoD.

  • Evil Shinobi
    Evil Shinobi Month ago

    I love his voice, no homo, sounds like a merc or something.

  • joe mir
    joe mir Month ago

    Is this why Louis was thrown to the wolves?

  • guthax30
    guthax30 Month ago

    people bitched about george bush rounding up the Osama family in America and getting them out of there so they don't get lynched. i thought it was a good move. Just because a persons weird cousin is an evil delusional fuck face doesn't mean you should punish his whole family.

  • criz nittle
    criz nittle Month ago

    all this alien talk right off the bat - area 51 confirmed

  • Amel Jasarevic
    Amel Jasarevic Month ago

    I am so anti conspiracy theories... but why didnt he answer the lizard question??

  • Charles Lease
    Charles Lease Month ago

    12:56 Norton looks like Patrice's albino dick.

  • Charles Lease
    Charles Lease Month ago

    Back when you could say fag and faggot without repercussions.

  • Jason King
    Jason King Month ago

    Bobs shit accent is better than opies

  • Gianni Canini
    Gianni Canini Month ago

    โ€œGetting my learn on yoโ€ The only unfunny thing I have ever heard Anthony Cumia say

  • Evan's Gate
    Evan's Gate Month ago

    literally everything opie tries or says falls flat... it really is something to be beheld. perfect example at 37:30, notice how no one laughs or acknowledges what just occurred