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  • Insane Brain
    Insane Brain 31 minute ago

    I know exactly what pink he means. Even blue

  • Insane Brain
    Insane Brain 33 minutes ago

    Closed showers are to keep your shower curtain from being folded up wet and molding

  • Samantha Tycz
    Samantha Tycz 47 minutes ago

    idk if yall read comments but i am so glad you talk about therapy and talk about you wanting to better yourself with such great detail. thank you so much for sharing as much as you do

  • Euan O'Donnell
    Euan O'Donnell Hour ago

    I'm from Scotland and me and my friends to american accents all the time. Specific accents for specific phrases. I cant hear someone say pop corn or hot dog without repeating it in an exaggerated New York accent.

  • TearStreak
    TearStreak 2 hours ago

    i always use "best"

  • piscesbaby1986
    piscesbaby1986 3 hours ago

    ive seen a pink stain Link....:)

  • Laura In Arizona
    Laura In Arizona 3 hours ago

    Rainbow vacuum...my daughters boyfriend sold them and if you told him no, after his demo, he had to call his “manager” and say...”No, they prefer to live in filth”. True!

  • Pink Snake
    Pink Snake 3 hours ago

    MLMs ARE pyramid schemes. They promote cult-like behavior, target isolated moms on purpose, lie. They make you think you're gonna win money :you have more chances to win a huge amount of money in a fricking casino. In fact almost every member loses money at the end. MLMs are scam. They take advantage of people. You shouldn't be so nice while talking about it. You shouldn't insult their victims of course but be very clear and preventive: MLMs are dishonest and harmful.

  • Peter Harris
    Peter Harris 4 hours ago

    Teenage boys dont know how to turn lights off behind them guys. It's not happenin'

  • Phillip Burr
    Phillip Burr 6 hours ago

    The picture of the truck shown at 31:00 is Link's '87 Nissan Hardbody. Not the Tacoma about which he is speaking in the story.

  • Lynsy P
    Lynsy P 6 hours ago

    Rhett's sleep struggles are totally real. #tallpeopleproblems

  • Christina Woog
    Christina Woog 6 hours ago

    I’m shocked at how bad your politics are on this one, guys. MLMs even tho technically “legal” are still scams, who prey on desperate people - mostly women. It appeals to isolated women who yearn for community, to low or no wage earners with promises of wealth and encourages their sellers to flaunt conspicuous consumption to drive more signups. Sellers routinely go into debt and are -encouraged- to go into debt by the companies to maintain their level. Watch the vice piece on Lularoe, and listen to the podcast The Dream, and stop sugar coating MLMs and their success

  • NoiseDay
    NoiseDay 7 hours ago

    I sleep alone and when I had a queen, I would switch sides every few months. Often I'd rotate so my head was now at the foot. I kept using the other half of the bed like a night stand and it was so cluttered, I switched to a twin. I am perpetually uncomfortable. My body seems to want one knee up to my chest and my torso twisted so the chest touches the bed. I have the same "shoulder too big for side sleeping" problem.

  • Kirsty Wright
    Kirsty Wright 7 hours ago

    Im from the UK and I've been to many hotels here and these half shower glass doors are stupid. I also got the floor soaking wet after showering. So no its not just how americans shower its any normal person HA! In my house we have a normal shower with a full sized door!

  • gritsinco
    gritsinco 8 hours ago

    For some really great “stupid” comedy, try Portlandia and Documentary Now! Bill Hader and Fred Armisen are “stupid” comedic geniuses.

  • Suittaboot
    Suittaboot 10 hours ago

    My favorite Ear Biscuit ever! Mythical Beast for life.

  • frenchtoast104
    frenchtoast104 11 hours ago

    Ugh. Thank you! "Monetizing the friendship." I'm a new-ish mom of an almost two year old and have struggled a ton with loneliness and depression. I finally started thinking about joining a mom's group one of my FB friends shared about... But then I started getting messages from her about her business and asking if I wanted to host a "party" for her. Suddenly I didn't want to go to the group I could've really benefited from, out of fear that I'd be pressured everytime to join the company. And it felt so gross because she started the messages by feigning interest in how me and my son were. Way to add to my feeling that people don't genuinely care at all...

  • MaryYeung
    MaryYeung 12 hours ago

    I don't get why live-in maids/helpers aren't more common in the US...They are probably millionaires, maybe they should at least get one for the kids and maybe two if they want so they both can clean up after the kids and share cleaning the house (one person cleaning the house is really hard). Depending on how many kids you have, maybe having a third helper would be optimal or 1 helper with a weekly or bi-weekly person(s) who comes in to deep clean the entire house? idk. *shrugs shoulders*. Overseas this is very common; i am coming from an education standpoint of foreign cultures especially for those who live at the SES of Rhett and Link. Truly they really become part of your family especially if they've been with you for over decades with the kids growing up.

  • Sara Ankerson
    Sara Ankerson 12 hours ago

    Link describing the dental office escape is literally Saw

  • Kinsaur
    Kinsaur 12 hours ago

    Someone sent me a “Cheers!” once. I distinctly remember liking that and wondering if he was European.

  • Ryan Decker
    Ryan Decker 15 hours ago

    You know someone's mad when you're texting them when they make sure to use periods every sentence, or even after one word. lmao

  • Reish
    Reish 16 hours ago

    "I'm gonna die young, man, but I've thought so hard." I have never felt any statement as deeply as this one

  • Brandi Haviland
    Brandi Haviland 17 hours ago

    A MOOD my fiance and I still use Primerica because it really is good! But ooooh gosh, we dropped it like a hot plate after we realized it just wasn't good for us or our health (work wise and trying to make it into a job).

  • Thicite
    Thicite 17 hours ago

    with those shower curtains (British, had one in my house for 20 years), I stand always with the water hitting my body and repelling onto the wall behind me, but it's not a conscious thing that I do, I'm quite broad-shouldered so I shower compartmentally rather than getting totally enveloped by the water so I guess I'm used to it

  • AdanPety
    AdanPety 20 hours ago

    Do a biscuit talking about the process of writing the book and etc once it is out!

  • AceRed
    AceRed 20 hours ago

    thats not mold. your shower curtains generate cotton candy, link

  • Erika Castro
    Erika Castro 21 hour ago

    I agree with the whole...friends reaching out to you and they have an agenda and makes you feel weird. I had a friend she was a really good friend. She got into primerica and she asked me one day if I would be willing to help her out. She said she needed someone to practice her speech on and wanted my feedback maybe give her pointers. So I said yes. She came did it all and I told her it was good gave her my thoughts and she turned it around and tried to sell me something I said no wasnt interested, that was the end of it. Then one day she showed up unannounced and I though how cool she came to visit. Wrong!!! She came just to sell me again. And I said no once again. She called me almost every day to the point I stopped answering. Never spoke to her again.

  • Martin Wiggall
    Martin Wiggall 23 hours ago

    Is there really only 56 comments? These biscuits need to be consumed by more folks, and we need more Beasts discussing stuff down here!

  • Jordan Anderson
    Jordan Anderson 23 hours ago

    This is the greatest thing ever. I have been a part of to MLM schemes and it is crazy to think back on it. I sold Cutco knives and I also did Primerica insurance. I remember they pressured us into bothering all of our friends and family to southern a bunch of crap they didn't need and I always felt horrible that goes putting them through some sort of idea that they didn't want to be a part of but I had to do it in order to make any money. I made no money at all with Primerica and I think I may be made $1000 in total for Cutco because this lady felt bad and bought a huge knife set from me. I will never get dragged into that world. I was absolutely dying laughing when link was talking about being held hostage at a at a "dinner party," and he felt like he was about to die of starvation. Literal tears of laughter because I can relate so well.😆😂🤣😭 This whole thing could be a stand-up comedy bit.

  • Paige Stevens
    Paige Stevens 23 hours ago

    As a bio major I just had to confirm that the pink residue you would see in your shower is normal. Pink/orange mold feeds off the soap residue in your shower! Also I think link isn’t impeding on his kids space. Maybe it’s just how I was raised by I see it as, his house, his rules (within reason). You wouldn’t leave dirty underwear in your friends sink! I just think it’s about cleanliness and them learning to clean up after them selves.

  • Eleos
    Eleos 23 hours ago

    I am making a Roblox game while watching this.

  • BeQuietAndDriveFar
    BeQuietAndDriveFar 23 hours ago

    I never get past 15 min...I always fall asleep. Ear biscuits is my night light.

  • SmellTheRainbow

    Combining faith + consumerism. Hmm... oh yeah, welcome to a 400 billion dollar Christmas industry. No shade to Christmas.

  • Jake
    Jake Day ago

    Straight up went to go back to studying, 3 minutes later remembered something I had to buy.

  • Sir Frederick
    Sir Frederick Day ago

    I took my close from the 18th century "Your most humble and obedient Servant" P.S. Me and Link both said desalinization at the same time.

  • Jana Stewart
    Jana Stewart Day ago

    I have 4 kids and raised a couple of other's kids. Nagging to pick up never worked.If it was their turn to unload the dishwasher, etc. i would just unload it onto their beds. Nothing said, Trust me, that happens once. They remember to pick up after that.

  • Danielle Dubill

    Never thought an Ear Biscuit would explain why my body is in so much pain all the time and my acid reflux is getting worse.... I am one of the rare stomach sleepers of which Rhett speaks. Time to get a blue ball belt.

  • Clean Cut Construction Comp.

    Yeah and yet once again

  • Michelle Miller

    Totally with Link on Ken Burn's Country Music. It is fascinating! Best

  • Adrian Fischer

    Very Respectfully, That is the signature I feel the best about. It's not ass kissing or negative. contact me if youd like more details. Lol

  • JustinPayton
    JustinPayton Day ago

    "Isn't this just a 'get-rich-quick' scheme?" "Yes, you will get rich quick! We all will!"

  • 3 Memes a day
    3 Memes a day Day ago

    Rhett, you're thinking of a ponzi scheme. A ponzi scheme is always illegal, but some pyramid schemes arent, but all MLMs are pyramid schemes. I also think you guys are going too easy on the dangers of an MLM.

  • Darrian Weathington

    At the end of the day, everything is a scheme or a scam... including this comment. *Like this comment now to be guaranteed happiness, and get your friends and family to like it too.* Best. Darrian.

  • Meili Monk
    Meili Monk Day ago

    shower shoes. then the water is no problem. I read once that the half door thing is to save money on maintenance.

  • Wolfmutant
    Wolfmutant Day ago


  • Sophia Rodriguez

    At first I thought this was going to be about how Link escaped a pyramid

  • Liyah Wilson
    Liyah Wilson Day ago


  • Emma Hanson
    Emma Hanson Day ago

    Ok in England we just stand closer to the shower head. Seems weird that you Americans stand halfway down the shower. We stand under the shower head so the water doesn't go everywhere

  • Matthew P
    Matthew P Day ago

    You're right, MLM's aren't ILLEGAL pyramid schemes--- they're legal pyramid schemes

  • Jordyn Litherland

    Since when is Jimmy Link's EX-stepdad?? Did I miss something?

  • Platypus Defender

    in a show called speechless the dad of the family is named jimmy and is an architecht

  • Kroneexe
    Kroneexe Day ago

    Dude, boys and men just excrete bad smells. We don't know where it comes from or why. It is just there. You need a lady in the house to stop it.

  • Mrs. S
    Mrs. S Day ago

    I only notice the pink crap when people use bar soap. Also you leave the cutain shup so it can dry properly. It annoys me too.

  • MyNevaeh
    MyNevaeh Day ago

    The draws open and clothes in the restroom bother me too seriously who does that?!

  • Shelli Myers
    Shelli Myers Day ago

    This sounds like the luck my family has! My sister came across the country to visit me once and ended up having to stay for a month because she broke her wrist and needed surgery because She came to work with me and I ride a bicycle everywhere! She was only supposed to be in town for 5 days Lol!

  • SomethingReallyStrange

    as frustrating as it is, i strongly recommend against going into the kids rooms to clean up for them. It just teaches them that they will always win and further reinforces that they dont need to do it themselves. My parents taught me by smacking me, but a more modern way would be to change the wifi password after like 6pm if the kids rooms are messy. If they have the same internet dependency as most other kids, they will get the drill pretty soon. And no one gets wifi until all three have clean rooms.

  • Redivh
    Redivh Day ago

    I cant stand MLMs but i get the idea. Instead of spending millions of dollars advertising a product with no guarantee thatll sell well enough to recoup ad expenses. Getting other people to advertise word of mouth is a safer method. Its basically like youtube videos. You can either spend money advertising your show or ask viewers to like comment and share. In order to play the alogorythm to be noticed. Or word of mouth share the show.

  • Shelli Myers
    Shelli Myers Day ago

    I love that Link always has jade in his lap. She’s like an unofficial service pup. 🥰

  • Emily Stow
    Emily Stow Day ago

    ❤ Do the kids still leave stuff all over the place, and leave stuff open? My dad used to growl and I would kill myself laughing, and couldn't take him seriously; but with you I think it shows your displeasure, and frustration. Whenever I grunt at the kids they eventually stop playing with my face; I always reinforce with a hug afterwords or doing something fun. I worry about people getting sucked into MLMs (thank you for correcting that for me), especially when it involves friendships. Like what happens if you trust someone with your merchandise, do a down payment for them to produce and sell for you, then things go down hill and that other person still has all of that money? I just can't imagine the dynamics. But I'm no economist, or business person. There are a lot of good products out there though from credible sources (like SLMD skincare, Sandra's a doctor).

  • Lord Birdus
    Lord Birdus Day ago

    Most boring one yet

  • anonymousman100

    Bighead .com lmao🤣

  • Alison Baunoch

    Yo I know you're more likely to see this bc you have fewer comments on this channel. But I was rewatching "can you guess what I'm chewing" of gmm. And you guys really need to do that again. With a guest or whatever but its REALLY entertaining

  • Micah Souder
    Micah Souder Day ago

    "Do you believe in second chances?"

  • emilyownsarat
    emilyownsarat Day ago

    I think you sit down and shower?

  • AJourney B4Destination

    Closed showers are for when someone is showering or hiding. Everyone knows this.

  • Geffrey_17
    Geffrey_17 Day ago

    13:50 my grandmothers british and she’s had this since my parents were growing up! 🚿

  • Onigator
    Onigator Day ago

    I have one of those shower/baths in my house and I drench my bathroom every day :)

  • mirawen
    mirawen Day ago

    Hah.. I've told my bf that if we ever poop in front of each other (and we aren't having food poisoning or something similar), we have to have a good long sit down and reevaluate our lives. That's just going too far. (We're pretty comfortable with most things. I just don't ever want to be at a point where this is normal.)

  • Brazen Steel
    Brazen Steel Day ago

    Omg Rhett talks too much...in all of these. He's so rude.

  • mirawen
    mirawen Day ago

    Dad gets very annoyed if we leave the shower closed. He wants it airing out to prevent mold. Same thing with the washing machine. The door and tray is to be left open to prevent mold.

  • egypshun03
    egypshun03 Day ago

    The pink in the shower is soap scum

  • mirawen
    mirawen Day ago

    Link, if you do your boys work for them, they know they can just wait you out and not have to do it. What you gotta do is leave it, but keep nagging on them to do it. Every day just keep telling them. I’ve been like your boys.

  • maikolosav
    maikolosav Day ago

    As a non native speaker, "best" sounds a bit weird to me. It leaves me with a question. Best what?? 🤔 😅 Best wishes? Best regards? It's an adjective so it's grammatically incorrect to just throw it there without a noun next to it!! 😅

  • im_ spiz
    im_ spiz Day ago

    Make some tees scallop style

  • Lucy Harvist
    Lucy Harvist Day ago

    22:00 is when the pyramid scheme talk starts

  • maikolosav
    maikolosav Day ago

    Wait, Link didn't explain how he escaped his boss's pyramid... That's in the title man! You gotta give it to us!

  • Amelia Bop
    Amelia Bop Day ago

    this guy blows. no wonder ive never seen this one.

  • Blaine Sutliff

    The live 100th earbiscuit was the first one I saw...now I watch every one lol

  • morgan alford
    morgan alford Day ago

    I am a Psychology major and one day plan to be a psychologist and I just want to say please do not stop talking about going to therapy. You do alot and it's good to know that you are still taking care to your mental health. Maybe you talking about could inspire someone else to to therpy and then another person is helped.

  • morgan alford
    morgan alford Day ago

    @earbiscuits I understand where you are getting how people are not getting the comedy with randy. Personally I dont like randy, but not for that reason. I'm glad jordan really got into randy and that was a character he really liked but he was just not for me, I mean you can't please everyone. I'm not feeling the creepy guy theme but that is for personal reasons, too many bad experiences. But I did get the comedy bit, and randy has managed to get a couple chuckles out of me. Although I am glad now to see your understanding of this and gives me a different perspective on the whole thing.

  • Moody Niessuh
    Moody Niessuh Day ago


  • MoonlightBae
    MoonlightBae Day ago

    How many step dads does Link have? He always calls them by their names and never by "dad"

  • jesondag
    jesondag Day ago

    An MLM is 100% a pyramid scheme. In the end I think our laws could be interpreted and enforced in a way to take them down. I hope that happens. There is no such thing as a reputable MLM. They all ruin many lives.

  • Tealyn
    Tealyn Day ago

    🧖‍♂️, Link

  • Ally Hintzke
    Ally Hintzke Day ago

    omg i had a friend who always told me he was gunna retire by the time he was 30, but never told me how he planned to do so. later on he tired to recruit me to his pyramid scheme and then it all made sense. I've been approached multiple times by MLM people and its so culty and bizarre..

  • Renee H
    Renee H Day ago

    I had a friend reach out to me and another mutual friend about if I was happy with my current job and if the mutual friend wanted to make more money. She even asked to help her get promoted by being recruited to her "pyramid schemed job." The mutual friend and I knew her since elementary and we both felt weird about her asking us since we haven't spoken to her in years.

  • DatPiano Dude
    DatPiano Dude Day ago

    Link's story about his boss sounds like an episode of The Office.

  • Swaying Hemlock

    It turned pink because of the minerals in the water I believe.

  • JacobPlaysGamez

    My parents bought a Kirby from a door to door sales-man and we still have it, its been 15 years.

  • Survivor
    Survivor Day ago

    I love y'all ...many years now..but I'm not sure if you guys have a lane anymore. I like the branches and facets you have been expanding to. I don't want to see your mental health fall off to stay relevant. I like your getting back to roots 🖤

    • Survivor
      Survivor Day ago

      And crew who reads this...take care of their mental health..not that I even know their current mental state, but feel for the well being of humans. I can't imagine putting out this much content...your team is great. Without you all behind the scenes this video won't have the quailty,cadence or rhythm for a great delivery we all love.

  • DavieReed
    DavieReed Day ago

    "Thanks," or "Regards," or "Thanks in advance," or " Thanks again,"

  • Cary Ulmer
    Cary Ulmer Day ago

    Honestly guys, there are deeper things to discuss at length than how to sign off on your emails 😂

  • Sara Lewis
    Sara Lewis Day ago

    Totally disagree with the passive aggressive videos at the beginning 😂 Passive aggressive roommates are THE WORST. Communicate your needs like an adult. When roommates do that kind of thing to me, it is more likely to de- motivate me even more, and do the exact opposite just to spite their petty passive aggressiveness. Even worse - the sticky note thing drives me UP THE WALL.

  • Maddie Cohen
    Maddie Cohen Day ago

    Only real mythical beasts watch ear biscuits

  • Cary Ulmer
    Cary Ulmer Day ago

    Hey Link, if you keep picking up after your kids they'll never do it themselves. The simple solution is this: Figure out a consequence for them that logically follows. For example if they don't put the used towel in the laundry, they now have a dirty towel located on the floor to dry off with next time. When they want to use the sink next they'll have to take the underwear out of it themselves. Assuming Christy is doing their laundry, don't do it unless they've put all their dirty laundry where it belongs, & letting them wear dirty clothes is not ok, so the choice will become go out naked because they'll run out of clean clothes, or make sure their clothes are getting washed, & mom will only wash them if they pick up their own dirty laundry. You do have to put expectations on them, since you're the parent, & it's easier when they're younger. I'm a therapist btw, I have parents ask how to handle those things all the time, usually once the kids are already teenagers & really don't want to change their habits.😄 Barbara Coloroso wrote lots of self help for parents books on this subject.

  • Valiant Cheez
    Valiant Cheez Day ago

    1:02:10 Why did they blurr hole and not a**?

  • TheZooDude
    TheZooDude Day ago

    5:25 that pink slimey stuff is probably a Cyanobacteria and not a mold at all.

  • Amy F
    Amy F 2 days ago

    Why do they wear headphones? .... love ear biscuits

  • Kimberly Ulmer
    Kimberly Ulmer 2 days ago

    Just washed the PINK off of our shower curtain today

  • ChezDayable
    ChezDayable 2 days ago

    I use "Thanks", "Have a Great Day" or "Have a Great Weekend"